Exactly a year ago, FaiTheMai faked Christianity at a rad *tsk tsk* *click*
New Nike Air Max
I popped by BukitBintang for the Nike Air Max launch last Monday night PassedOutBen was supposed to go but he didn’t go in the end
What?!
The shoe freak doesn’t go for the shoe launch??!! It’s like me not going for a fairy festival… or giving up a trip to the Malibu factory…
Lim aka DJ Bunga was emceeing and introducing the shoes while Ean and i dawdled around Suddenly i found them banging Ean bout wearing Timberlands to the launch And then their eyes rested on *my* feet…
uh-oh…
“OH MY GOD. Is that…. Adidas!?”
I swear they held me down and lifted up my pant leg to show the shoe off more. And started making an absolute racket.
“You’re wearing ADIDAS
TO A NIKE LAUNCH!?”
“Hello!!! Security!!!
She’s wearing Adidas!!!”
Three of them started jumping around and pointing like crazy monkeys at my feet as i tried in sputtering laughter to make them stop.
Some drinks and beers later, i got introduced to Amanda. The topic of shoes somehow came up and she saw my Adidas Tokyo Superstars
“Oh, so *you’re* the one…” “Waddaya mean i’m the one.” i squeaked
Apparently she works for Nike.
Lagi best.
Shy shy shy shy shy shy shy
Everyone making so much noise.
You give me Nikes then i wear la.
Haijo.
Coincidentally, i went for an the launch of the new Adidas store @ Berjaya Times Square (it’s on the LG floor) just now
Spent as much time as possible with AshleyTheMonkey last night, before she flies back to NYC tomorrow morn
My eyes and nose hurt terribly last night (i’m blaming dust -_- ) so i wore my ChickenLittle glasses while hanging out at night Everyone AshleyTheMonkey FaiTheMai AzwinAndy Akhilesh QueenKanch Tarry JollyMooky went to McDs @ Centrepoint Cos of me :p Cos i didn’t want to be far away when smellie finishes work Thank you darlings heh
Exactly a year ago, was “What’s The Point? Day” *click*
My Very Different Day
I have forgotten what it’s like to spend alot of time with someone important… myself I’m always so busy doing this and that and layaning everyone that i haven’t layaned myself for damn long
Upon coming home, i discovered that everyone was out -_- I tried calling the monkey or the passedout to go for coffee but they were both… still passed out -_-
PassedOutBen called me back when i was in my room I punched the ‘receive’ button on my phone and immediately said
“I think it’s about time i did my laundry.” “Why la.” “I can’t find any cartoon panties to wear.” “You’re such a dirty girl. Ew…” “No la, i got other underwear, but they’re all my slutty ones. Takkan i wear my slutty ones at home!” “What’s with the cartoon panties.” -_- “Cartoon panties are happy!”
They are! They are!
Cartoon panties are happy!!!
Because they’re so happy and cute, wearing them makes me feel all happy and comfy too. Just like how wearing sexy underwear makes me feel more freaking awesome when i go out to play at night ๐
So because i had no more cartoon panties to wear, i got all riled up to do my laundry Sorted out my whites and blacks And merrily carried a whole bundle downstairs to the washing machine in the kitchen
Upon loading it all in, I walked around the house looking for nice spot to read Walking into Popular @ Ikano yesterday made me want to purchase so many books… *heartache* But knowing my time allowance and how i still have a whole pile at home to finish up I was good and bought only one *self control*
I spent the whole afternoon reading Call Me Elizabeth with my feet propped up, in the sunny kitchen With the machine working away with a jolly rumble At one point…
*vroom vroom*
Hmm that sounds…
*vroom vroom*
…like a vibrator. Haha, who would’ve thought!
My dad came back from golf and found me there Reading and nibbling on fairy chocolate MaryBerry got me for Christmas
Daddy: “What’s with the chocolate? Depressed ar?” Me: No… depressed for what?!
If i *was* depressed i’d be sleeping Cos then i can escape the trying bouts of thinking
Anyway the book is alright. It’s interesting at most bits but some parts seem stale and too explanatory.
I went to The Curve with Smellie in the evening to check out some mobile phones I spied those cool kiddy things where you can write something on the magnetic white board and erase it with a single swipe outside EarlyLearningCentre (what do you call those anyway?)
I pounced on the pen thingamajig to write on it:
“Wait wait, let *me* write.”
He erased my masterpiece and wrote something else:
“What the hell does *that* mean? It doesn’t make any sense.” “Yes it does!” “No, it doesn’t! What the hell… no sitting? Cheh.”
“No sitting because…
the chair will break!
HAHAHAHA!!!!”
“STUPID!!!” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” “Eh. You go look for phones yourself. I’m going to Starbucks to read. Leave you alone.” “… no…..” *gives me big stupid puppy eyes*
Marvel Of Marvels!
I don’t know whether it’s my blog post or WHAT but marvel of marvels
AdamPoserPan cleaned the room yesterday!!!
*woot*
I opened my eyes this morning to… the floor I could see the floor!!! Usually it’s littered with clothes and plastic bags and DVDs and whatnot
I didn’t notice it last night cos i just stumbled in from a fantabulous night Mommy DreamerCyn and Pete dropped me home, and i was oblivious to my surroundings due to alcohol
Yayyyy Now let’s see how long this blessing lasts :p
“Why must you clean the room wei?” asked PassedOutBen yesterday “Cos it’s messy laaaa.” “I think you should be a Filipino maid.” “Shaddup.” “Filipino maid also better… they get paid!!! Hahahaha” “Fucker.”
Now i’m just trying to get off my ass and go home (my other home) and hang out with my parents Unless they all went out already -_-‘
So Smalls’ maid ran awayboo hoo hoo Hee hee *evil*
“Eh my cousins’ maid ran away. But Smalls blogged at least she washed her clothes before taking off.” “Really.” “Tsk tsk. Confirmed die la now. She can’t even boil water.” “*i* can boil water!” *proudly* “… -_- … so damn proud la now.”
AdamPoserPan and i discussed my “cock-whippedness” last week
“Now, why would your friends say you’re cock-whipped?” “Well, cos i do what you want…” “I do what you want all the time too!” “… No, you don’t! If you did, you’d throw out the trash, clean your room, shower, pick up the empty cans…” “LALALA!”
Making weird noises to overpower my voice does not equal to a won argument.
No it DOES NOT.
I never thought i’d accept a grubby boyfriend. Ever. But such is love. Or being whipped at most.
I felt like the Sugar Mommy today cos i was dressed all corporate and Smellie was wearing a shirt that said ‘i love party girls’ (that’s me!) What more it was one of the few times i paid for our meal :p So i felt even more Sugar Mommy tugging my little boy around
“I think i definitely look older then you today.” “You *are* older…”
Currently Cynna seems to be as happening as fuck lately All the people i usually associate with Velvet are partying there
I wonder whether it’s just the ‘Brand New’ phase it’s going through Like how The Loft was like when it was new – everyone wanted in, exclusive exclusive happening happening… then
POOF!
One year later and it’s full of ah bengs and badly dressed cannot make it girls
We went to AsianHeritageRow last sat night Dropped by BarSaVanh for a bit to talk to Matt
Then headed to Cynna On the way there we heard someone shout for Adam really loudly and for a moment, i thought it was that kurang ajar Santiago bitch i seriously dislike But it was MareDiva (and i love mare) so she tagged along with us chanting “Zap zap!” all the way
I think Edward has this thing with alcohol and flashing his finger See, see *click*
When i bought the shirt, i happily held it up to Adam “Wee! See nice shirt!” “Two boyfriends are better then one…? I see.” “Heh.”
After damn long i realised that Adam was missing Oops I was so busy partying and flying around i didn’t know where he went 0_o Apparently he went to eat with SuckballLouis and TimmyTimTim *phew* Me not in trouble
Thanks to people like Andrew and Jason, i got pretty drunk *cough* All their fault… all their fault…
Smellie told me my absurdities the next morning “You said you wanted to eat cup noodles, then you couldn’t find them, then you said ‘I’ll return to Faces and sit on the fence cos they have cup noodles there’!” “Omg. That doesn’t make any sense…” *laughs* “Exactly.”
>_<
Happy Sadness
Is it just me or am i all alone again?! I was happily bopping to The Darkness when i realised that for supposedly sad lyrics, the song is pretty damn happy
Bob Got Sick
AdamPoserPan and i were hanging out at home when KinkyPugKevin called He wanted to know where there was a 24-hour vet cos he was worried about Bob, his Christmas guinea pig I was talking to Daddy while Adam was on the phone “I have no idea, let me ask Joyce… wait, i’ll ask her dad instead.” -_- Some people obviously think i know nothing of this sort *stares meaningfully at Adam*
But wait. Then that would make him different cos i always have people calling me like i’m some directory >_<
We had never met Bob before though we heard so much about him So we pottered down to the vet to say hello
“Bob, meet Uncle Adam and Auntie Joyce…” Kevin said to Bob I don’t think Bob liked me so i sat on the curb and merajuked while Adam petted him
“I wonder whether there’s a country where people eat guinea pigs…” i said thoughtfully while peering at Bob “Probably,” said Adam “Don’t say that in front of him!!!” Kevin hushed us, giving me a wide-eyed look with flared nostrils “Sorry…”
I looked back at Bob Dunno, he reminds me of the movie Gnaw la… We were tired so we wanted to leave already
“Say bye to Bob!” Kevin cheered us on
I swear we spent ALOT of time talking to Bob, and about Bob in front of Bob >_<
“Bye Bob!” Adam said cheerfully into the box “Bye.. Bob.” “Eeyer. So fake your bye! Like no feeling liddat!” “Waddafuck…” “Say again! Come on, say ‘Bye Bobbbb’!” Kevin cooed at his beloved pet “…”
I foresee some hard feelings between Bob and i. I hope it doesn’t come to a point i tell Kevin, “You have to choose. It’s either Bob or me.” Then again. Bob is male. And Kevin is gay. I’ll most likely lose.
But THEN. I drink and party and talk for hours with Kevin. Kevin complains that Bob is lancee and doesn’t talk back to him.
So i think i’ll win.
Tonight Is Tag Night!!!!
I’m so excited, i’ve missed TAG for weeks and weeks Cyn & Su, i want to see you!!! Kevin! Leave Bob at home and come out to play! TAGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly a year ago, Malibu cured my hand *miracle at work!* LunaBar was new And Ash & i took a serious picture *click*
5:15 pm
I’m done!!! Yay i finished with the cleaning finally. Rewarding myself with a nice cold glass of beer, aah…
There’s some leftover wine, beer and champagne that will keep me in a happy night buzz for a couple of weeks
Not surprisingly… two bottles of Malibu are finished NO MORE MALIBU.
BUT. That just goes to show Malibu rocks not only my boat, but others as well!
Found more surprises as i cleaned along, didn’t piss me off at all la, but just made me go, “Use your head la…”
Like when someone used one of the house Indian-themed furnishings as an ashtray -_- Or when someone spilt Coke along the entire kitchen counter and left it there to stick -_-
Heh, but it’s a party la fuck so i happily cleaned it up
As usual, i thought alot bout random things while i was cleaning up Bout last night, bout work probs, and that bout people whom i didn’t call to the party For people who emo why i didn’t invite them This was Adam’s party, not mine So i invited people who were his colleagues, his close friends, his old friends, etc I allowed myself two people – AshleyTheMonkey and FaiTheMai
When it comes to *my* party then i’ll invite everyone okay? Haha
Fark man. He’s still sleeping. Okay la i’m going to go snuggle and sleep somemore ๐
Where’re My DMLs?! *ugh*
From Monday onwards i will no longer be with Faces. It has been a great experience and nice being pampered at all the events and by the pr companies hee hee Now i can see who stops sucking up to me just cos i worked with that magazine
So i guess now…
I shall go back to freelancing for the time being And be a professional socialiser for a living
*piak!*
*smacks self*
I wish. How to make money liddat.
Anyway i threw a party last night… to celebrate my unemployment.
*piak!*
*smacks you*
No la. Don’t be stupid. I threw AdamPoserPan a surprise birthday party
The reason i did it in advance was cos he’s too smart for his own good and *would* expect us to do something for him on that day itself, which wouldn’t be a good time anyway cos 8tv will be celebrating their 2nd Birthday Bash then Busy him
Will blog bout the whole thing and pics later
I just woke up and started cleaning up the after-party horror that people leave behind Usual stuff – empty bottles, leftover alco, food bits everywhere, ash, ciggies, spilt drinks… Then i stopped halfway cos i lost semangat and got lazy
