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Tuesday January 24, 2006

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Exactly a year ago, QueenKanch and i were treading all over each others’ toes

This Is Too Funny

My long-time unemployed friend, RainbowGayDave is finally employed
He broke the news to me on MSN-

Employed Dave says:
look i work

“KinkyBlueFairy” says:
what DO you do dave? 0_o

Employed Dave says:
i’m an academic assitant

“KinkyBlueFairy” says:
elaborate

Employed Dave says:
i’m a teacher

Employed Dave says:
if sorts

Employed Dave says:
for primary 1

Employed Dave says:
stop laughing

“KinkyBlueFairy” says:
LOLLLL

“KinkyBlueFairy” says:
OMFGGGG

“KinkyBlueFairy” says:
OMFGGGGG

“KinkyBlueFairy” says:
you’re a gay primary 1 teacher in kl. SO WRONG

“KinkyBlueFairy” says:
AHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAH

“KinkyBlueFairy” says:
BUT dave it’s SO NOBLE

“KinkyBlueFairy” says:
think of ALL THE GAYS who will bonk you cos of your job 

“KinkyBlueFairy” says:
you wouldn’t need to roleplay! AHAHAH THIS IS TOO GOOD!!!!

*wipes tears from eyes*

Tuesday January 24, 2006

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I Hate Being Tagged

But noone tagged me this shit
I read CirclesForSquares write it and answers for myself automatically kept on popping into my head
So what fun!
I shall do it too!

4 Jobs I’ve Had In My Life
Waitress
– in a French restaurant in UK *ooh la la*
Tuition teacher
– it was for charity and i got to beat little boys with a ruler….. Kidding!
Copywriter
Photographer

2 Movies I Could Watch Over & Over Again
Empire Records
The Chipmunk Adventure

4 TV Shows I Love To Watch
Sex & The City (hands down)
Queer As Folk
Oz
Arrested Development

4 Places I’ve Lived
Penang
Newcastle Upon Tyne
London
KL… 0_o

4 Places I’ve Been On Vacation To
Belgium
Portugal
New Zealand
L.A.

4 Places I’d Rather Be
London
New York ๐Ÿ˜‰
Tuscany
Devon (where there’re more fairies!)

4 Of My Favourite Foods
Salmon sashimi
Oysters
Chinese herbal soup :p
Fish head curry (omg cook me fish head curry and i love you long time)

4 Websites I Visit Daily
Mine
Gmail
– other then that, only when i’m buck free do i visit other sites :p

Looque Who Painted

The Town Red!

Looque celebrated their 1st Anniversary Party @ Wine Room about two weeks back.

I forgot to RSVP from Faces a few days before *oops*
Thanks to MattMa of Indochine to extend an invite

I went there with AzwinAndy cos Smellie had to work
Andy’s like a safe date to bring whom Smellie wouldn’t get jealous of

Maybe cos Andy is ugly


I already bumped into Aileen earlier that day at the Adidas event
So we both knew we’d see each other later that night

There was a Remembering Sheena Campaign Rally @ the SPCA in Ampang
The Rally – *click*
Rally Updates – *click*
SPCA – *click*

Edwin and i hid at the bar cos it was pretty crowded and my feet were getting trod on *ooch*
Then we ended up hanging out on the balcony where there was even *more* space *yay*
I forgot how, but the subject of blogs came into conversation and he told bout his –

The Diva Series

AzwinAndy and i weren’t really side by side that night
He ran one way
I ran the other
But it was soooo easy for me to spot giraffe-like him bopping above the heads of the crowd

AlvinWong looks fake happy at the bg >_<

Usamah sweeps Jay off her feet ๐Ÿ˜‰

Yayyy happy girly pics always rock my Malibu Island boat

Lazy to edit the boys’ pictures *boo*

It’s a bit strange to bump into her at events seeing that
We used to always see each other only in our pajamas or pei states…
>_<

Hoorah for AzwinAndy carrying mine for me… or else confirmed i would have forgotten it :p

… which sounds kind of wrong somewhat

Monday January 23, 2006

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Oh My PRECIOUS!

Life sucks for a second when something you look forward to crumbles in your face

I was so bored and feeling peckish
And that feeling of wanting to munch was making me EXTRA grouchy cos i just tightened my damn braces and it hurts like a bitch to eat
The dentist said i’m not wearing my rubberbands religiously (which is *cough* part true)
So now i’m wearing SIX cos i will noT wear my braces for over two and half years so help me God!

It was pouring.
I can’t even walk to the shop behind to get something soft to munch on.
There’s nothing in the office pantry, and i wouldn’t dream of stealing someone else’s munchies.

When lo and behold!
I found a Digestive biscuit from Starbucks that i hadn’t yet scoffed.

Oh glory be!
So i happily made a hot cup of coffee + Milo
Cut open the plastic packet…
And slid the yummy cookie out, all ready to dip into my coffee…

When it cracked in half and dropped on the carpet.

-_-‘

I almost went “BOO HOO HOO!!!” out loud in the office.

Now i have half a Digestive.
*dips precious into coffee carefully*

Joyce Can Cook…

Erm…
Joyce Will Try To Cook..!

I was preparing food for StevenTheSpaniel as Mommy was bustling about the kitchen

“Hey want me to help you or not, on Chinese New Year Eve?”

The Wong Family always holds CNY Eve dinner at my grandmother’s house
Which is also where Smalls resides
But since their maid ran away
This year, for the first time *ever* (ever right, Min?) it will be in *my* house
So of course, being the filial daughter, i took it upon myself to offer help cook

*holds up hand to gasps all around*

Shut up.
I would very much rather dust the fairy figures lovingly then attempt lamely at cooking – with people poking fun at my back and saying i’m going to poison my entire family on CNY eve

Ohkay. So back to the conversation.
I was asking Mommy whether she wanted any help

“Help? Help WHAT.”She answered stonily
“Help anything la…”
“Okay la. You help cook one dish.”
“Ha..??”

0_o

Tiu. Plan backfired.
She’s supposed to pat me on the back and say what a thoughtful daughter i am for offering help, but since i’m so busy with work and always look so tired, i really shoulD rest so i can eat up all her food at the sacred dinner.

So i went over the menu with her trying to decide which one i’d mainly cook (while easily imagine my darling cousins’ faces at the thought of eating something *i*, the wonderful Joyce, cooked)

BWAHAHAHA.

Then i thought somemore,
Hmm, since it’s being held in *my* house
I can provide everyone with alcohol yayyyy!!!!

“I can buy more wine.”
I looked at Mommy with a seemingly-helpful face
Wow, see your amazing daughter – helping you cook AND bringing the drinks!
“Wine? Who will drink you tell me.”
“Erm… Uncle Tan… Aunty Cat…”

Crap. Ran out of names.

Friday January 20, 2006

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Adam Needs Appeton, RIGHT.

AdamPoserPan and i were driving past an Appeton billboard
The skinny white boy raising his arms in happiness reminded me of Smellie

“Hey, you should try taking Appeton!”*points at billboard*
Adam glances at it
“Oh, you think so huh”
“Yup! Yup! Hee hee…skinny white boy.”
“You should take the opposite!”*pokes my tummy*
“Oi OI OIIII!!!!!”
*laughs*

Idiot

Wrong English = Bad PR

I was at this press conference during the afternoon one day
Ended up walking to KLCC with some peeps from The Sun after it
I was planning on catching KinkyPugKevin there for my lunch break but he couldn’t make it *sob*
Then somehow, i ended up obliging and going to Avenue K to check out a shop one of the girls’ sister works in

Avenue K?
Fuck, anything in Avenue K will confirmed be ex
But they implored that it was semi-precious stones and all
And ever since AshleyTheMonkey got me into them, i thought why not

The little posh shop is called Bejeweled
Some of the jewelry in that shop weRE nice
But hell, it costs RM800 and above

0_o

I’d rather buy the stones from Ash’s wholesaler and get her to make me jewelry
Isn’t that the whole point of having a best friend as a jewelry designer?

So then i started checking out the rings instead.
They were all giant motherfuckers sitting on bands.

“Do you want to try them on?” the salesgirl asked
“Hmm no it’s okay, thanks,” i smiled back

*4 seconds later*

“Are you sure you don’t want to try them on?”
*sighs* “Nope… i rarely wear huge rings… they look funny on my skinny fingers.”
“Oh you’d be surprised, lots of girls with skinny fingers wear big rings.”
“Well, i’ve tried them before and i’m just not comfortable with them.”

I don’t know whether it was because i kept on rejecting to try on the damn rings she kept on egging at me.
Or her English is just not that great (but it seemed alright so far)
Because she then replied with

“Oh i guess only people with personality can carry them off then.”

WTF.

So i have no personality?!
I’m standing here wearing a lime green top intentionally clashed with a fuchsia crocodile bag and you can say i have no personality because i don’t fucking want to try on the damn rings?

I left the shop.

Bejeweled, huh.
Their tagline is “Be Stylish, Be Chic.”

I say “Be More Polite Please.”

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I’m Damn Pei

Great i don’t know why but i can’t seem to make this laptop have a ‘next’ button.

So it goes to next paragraph instantly. How unexciting. This is blabbering. Yay for those those who get to read this. I shall delete it when i see it first thing morn 0_o Basically i’m just blabbring till smellie comes home from gaming -_-

Tonight wasn’t particularly interesting in the sense that it was a much older crowd mostly consisting of geeky men. Cheh.

So i kept mainly to my friends and i sipping champagne till Tipsy do us come.

And oh my lord, did it come….

BLARRRRRRRRRR

i wanna go pass out now go away

Edit: ok i decided it’s not THAT bad so i didn’t take it down :p

Wednesday January 18, 2006

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8TV Media Party

So 8TV had their party @ The Loft last night just for the media
I didn’t wanna go at all at first cos i’s damn lazy
Plus i’s supposed to go for dinner with SuckBallLouis’ family

But since Smellie always temans me to my stuff
Obviously (also in Terms & Agreements of Fabulous Girlfriend) i had to oblige

There was a theme where ppl had to dress up as characters
BalaTania went as someone from ‘The Craft’
Keith went as urm someone from a band…?
I think TL looked like a Mario Brother
Adam went as… a poser

And i…
I was wearing what i wore to the office…
Which was a short skirt and fuchsia top

So i just said i was a ho

See how retardedly cacat and squished Adam’s pose is
And see how damn pro my pose is
It’s the skill yo


BalaTania has this obsession of putting her fingers like that on everyone’s face
Hmm…


Taken by Smellie


Only Smellie would try to take pics of under my skirt
And caught BalaTania in action instead :p

Eh Rina, i’m so disappointed you didn’t dress up as a Powerpuff Girl
*Boooo….*

We left early cos the rest had to go for work
And i was supposed to meet SuckBallLouis

On the way home, Bala discovered her bush…

In the end, i went home and passed out *on* my hp
And didn’t go out with Louis -_-

Woke up at midnight, all awake and bright-eyed
So went to Smellie’s place to rest and watch ’24’


OUCH.

I sought AndyKho’s advice on what camera to buy next
The prices are putting my heart into overdrive but i reckon with a loan from Daddy together with my freelance cheques
I can pull it together

0_o

Deciding between the Nikon D70 and the D200
The price difference is massive
3k difference

0_o

But obviously the allure of the D200 as a professional tool tugs strongly
The moment he told me how much it cost
I was ranting to PrincessAnna

“Seven k?? SEVEN K?!!?

SEVEN K?!”

*sigh*

Does anyone know anyone in Nikon who can help me with a discount?
Please?
Pretty please?
Pretty fairy kisses please?


I Want A Kiddy Pool!

You know?
Those types of kiddy pools which you fill up with water and the sides can collapse should it not be full enough?
You know…
They sell them in Toys R’ Us!!!

“I wanna buy one of those kiddy pools!”
“Where are you going to put it huh.”
“In my backyard…”
“What are you going to DO WITH IT?!”
“I’ll *sit* in it… and i can read my books while sitting in it! And my ponies and dog can swim in it too!”
*stares back at nutty girlfriend*

What?
I think it’s just fun and happy and if something tickles your fancy
What’s wrong with indulging in it?
(Though alot of people are afraid to do that because it might seem uncool/childish/weird)

You will never enjoy life with people around you to its fullest,
If you don’t know how to enjoy it by yourself first.


Condolences To KinkyPugKevin

I’m sorry Bob passed away…
Erm a bit the fast right…?

Rest in peace Bob – *click*

Bob – *click*