Exactly a year ago, AdlinRosli tried to convince Joyce to wear GongXiFaCai red clothes to an event *click*
Damn Chat Hot
Why must it always be so friggin hot during Chinese New Year? In some ways, i’m damn chinese to stick to traditions that my family has been carrying out since ever
AdamPoserPan was blowing smoke at my hair just before dinner “Don’t blow smoke at my hair!… Not supposed to wash it tomorrow… First day of new year.” But hmm seeing how *he* is, if being grubby brings good luck Then he should have extreme fortune all year long!
I can’t believe i’m blogging on CNY eve. Damn sad man.
Oh and you know what’s lagi sad? My cough has been irritating me all day so i went hunting for my cough mixture in the fridge And Mommy must have thrown it out! It’s GONE!
GONE.
My lovely pei cough mixture
ARGH.
I’m staying at home tonightcos (obviously) it’s CNY eve and i’ll get a ragging from my parents if i stay at Smellie’s.
You know you don’t stay at home enough when you flip the wrong switch for the fan in the living room 0_o
My unchinese side yesterday:
I went for dinner with KinkyPugKevin in KLCC before Bliss and TAG We were at Little Penang and i was ordering iced coffee from the waiter “Can i have a kopi-o peng please?” “With milk? Or without milk?” “Without milk without milk! So i want a kopi-o yeah. Iced. No peng.”
Kevin stared cock at me. I thought he was just being stupid so i ignored him.
“Joyce. Peng is ice. So kopi-o pengIS iced kopi-o.”
S H A M E L E S S.
I turned my head from the waiter and stared out the glass window in shame, restraining myself from banging my forehead on it for idiocy.
Yesterday, Mommy was nagging me to keep away the Christmas deco Last Christmas, Daddy and i were damn lazy to put up the Christmas tree So i hung the xmas deco on the pussywillow in the house Super western deco on the super chinese plant
I thought it was pretty clever No fuss with the tree AND embrace our chinese heritage at the same time!
Unfortunately, Mommy thought it ridiculous And she hung up ang pow packets on it now for Chinese New Year
White people like my Uncle Mark and Adam are horrified by all the weird parts the rest of my family devour But i love this shit *smacks lips*
T’was a mad rush day at work BracesAaron was gracious to drive KinkyPugKevin and i around Running errands like Filling up 25 balloons with helium at BSC (RM2 per balloon) And buy heaps of things from ColdStorage: Usual party things like garbage bags, plates, forks, spoons, junk food etc
Two guys, one girl and a Kelisa is alright.
Two guys, one girl and TWENTY FIVE HELIUM BALLOONS *stuffed* in a Kelisa…
Is just not right.
It only made sense that i sat in the back since i’m the smallest to squeeze in between all the balloons -_-
So imagine this, little Kelisa stuck in traffic jam. KinkyPugKevin pushing away balloons that were leaking to the front of the car So that they wouldn’t obstruct BracesAaron while he was driving. JoyceTheFairy squashed against the window with many many balloons taking up all possible space at the back of the car
And in that awful moment, it was then that she spied
A MALIBU BOTTLE!
It was like magic In a time of distress and need, a Malibu bottle was peeking out from the back pocket of the seat in front of her! It was like Popeye spotting spinach when he’s under Bruno grasp It was like a magical sign that sung out “Joyce! It’s for you! Drink ittttt!!!!”
“Eh. Whose Malibu is this?” i gasped in between the balloons “Oh mine, i’m bringing it for the party,” answered BracesAaron “Ooh… so since… *i* organised the party… therefore i *am* the party… so i can drink it right?” “I guess so.”
GREEN LIGHT!
My eyes sparkled as I reached my hand out. Further… just. a. bit. further… And i got it.
So there i was.
Little me squashed against the window with lots of blue balloons in the car in the middle of a traffic jam sipping Malibu from the bottle.
*sniff sniff* Pugs have great smelling abilities “Is that… Malibu i smell?!” “…*glug*glug*…. hmm?” “IT IS! I OSOWANNNNN!!!!!” “Cannot. Malibu is for fairies.”
Just like Trix are for kids
I don’t know whether it was the traffic jam Or the fact we were all hungry and tired Or the helium was leaking out into the car
But we all started losing it: Screaming and arguing and laughing and fighting
We made two trips to the apartment cos we had to drop the balloons off first Before buying KFC and Ayamas and ice and bring the Coleman, oh and the decorations too Damn alot of stuff wei
We were delirious with hunger by the time we reached the apartment ready to set up Lovely Ruzy and Effie came early to help as well
It was to be a Superman theme so everyone was *supposed* to dress in superman colours (cos Adam loves superman and thinks he’s superman/Brandon Routh *gag*)
I covered the sofa with blue cloth Hung yellow stars from the lights Adam’s happy friends helped me clean up apartment… they weren’t so happy after that
BracesAaron spoke up “Joyce. I think we had a misunderstanding… when i said i’d *help*, i thought, you know, i’d help come over, blow a few balloons, bring some chicken… We didn’t mention driving around, transporting 25 balloons, and cleaning up his apartment..!“
Well i will never forget your help Aaron ๐
He fished out some Pringles from under the sofa “OH MY GOD! This was here since the last time i came here last year! I know because *i* opened it!”
A chorus of ‘ew’ and ‘gross’ floated all around
Everyone started coming after that before the show ended at 11:45 pm Now the plan was really simple: TL and Joe were my accomplices and they were to stall Adam so that the rest of the 8tv crew could get back here and *then* when everyone was in, they’d lure him back to *ugh* game.
It was a bit hard to keep 30 boisterous alco-filled people in one room quiet, but we managed it. I looked through the peep-hole to see when they’d arrive so i could madly wave everyone to be more quiet. Unfortunately, my feet got tired of tip-toeing at the door (peep-hole too high for fairies :p ) So (taller) Effie took over
At one point, Amanda told me “Hey, he was wearing this shirt to work today that says ‘I Have No Idea’… do you think he was being ironic?” Then i started freaking out that he’d guessed about the party
At one point, MareDiva was looking for the wine opener “Joyce, have you seen it?”
So i tipsily ran around trying to look for it when i was rushing to do something else as well I spotted it on the kitchen counter and snatched it up triumphantly “AHA! Here you go!”
MareDiva and KinkyPugKevin stared at the contraption in her hand stonily Kev broke the silence,
“Joyce. It’s… a tin opener.“
I stared at it blurly.
“BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!”
Damn fail hee hee.
So there. All the many many pictures and everyone can stop bitching!!!
Exactly a year ago, i yelled at my parents because of CNY cleaning *click*
Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
I went to buy my new camera yesterday!!! Upon coming out of the shop, AdamPoserPan gentlemanly carried the huge plastic bag
“Be careful!… Don’t trip… Look out for that hole!… Don’t walk near the drain!!!…. Walk here, naH!” i squealed, for fear he might drop my new baby.
He just had a straight layan face and continued walking while i yanked him around like a ragdoll.
In the end i took the box from him and hugged it happily all the way to the car Little girl carrying a big box ha ha ha *happiness*
“Hiiiii.. hello, you’re my new baby…!” i crooned to it He stared at us in amusement “Hey do you want to…” “SHH. I’m talking to my new baby. No talking to me now.”
And then I had to get a freaking eye infection so now i can’t even play with my new baby Far. King. Hell.
It was a mad rush day at work BracesAaron was gracious to drive KinkyPugKevin and i around Running errands like Filling up 25 helium balloons with helium at BSC (RM2 per balloon) And buy heaps of things from ColdStorage: Usual party things like garbage bags, plates, forks, spoons
Two guys, one girl and a Kelisa is alright.
Two guys, one girl, TWENTY FIVE HELIUM BALLOONS *stuffed* in a Kelisa… is just not right.
It only made sense that i sat in the back since i’m the smallest to squeeze in between all the balloons -_-
So imagine this, little Kelisa stuck in traffic jam. KinkyPugKevin pushing away balloons that were leaking to the front of the car So that they wouldn’t obstruct BracesAaron while he was driving. JoyceTheFairy squashed against the window with many many balloons taking up all possible space at the back of the car
And in that awful moment, it was then that she spied
A MALIBU BOTTLE!
It was like magic In a time of distress and need, a Malibu bottle was peeking out from the back pocket of the seat in front of her! It was like Popeye spotting spinach when he’s under Bruno grasp It was like a magical sign that sung out “Joyce! It’s for you! Drink ittttt!!!!”
“Eh. Whose Malibu is this?” i gasped in between the balloons “Oh mine, i’m bringing it for the party,” answered BracesAaron “Ooh… so since… *i* organised the party… therefore i *am* the party… so i can drink it right?” “I guess so.”
GREEN LIGHT!
I reached my hand out. Further… just. a. bit. further… And i got it.
So there i was.
Little me squashed against the window with lots of blue balloons in the car in the middle of a traffic jam.
*sniff sniff* Pugs have great smelling abilities “Is that… Malibu i smell?!” “…*glug*glug*…. hmm?” “IT IS! I OSOWANNNNN!!!!!” “Cannot. Malibu is for fairies.”
Just like Trix are for kids
I don’t know whether it was the traffic jam Or the fact we were all hungry and tired Or the helium was leaking out into the car
But we all started losing it: Screaming and arguing and laughing and fighting
We made two trips to the apartment cos we had to drop the balloons off first Before buying KFC and Ayamas and ice and bring the Coleman, oh and the decorations too Damn alot of stuff wei
We were delirious with hunger by the time we reached the apartment ready to set up Lovely Ruzy and Effie came early to help as well
It was to be a Superman theme so everyone was *supposed* to dress in superman colours (cos Adam loves superman and thinks he’s superman/Brandon Routh *gag*)
I covered the sofa with blue cloth Hung yellow stars from the lights Adam’s happy friends helped me clean up apartment… they weren’t so happy after that
BracesAaron spoke up “Joyce. I think we had a misunderstanding… when i said i’d *help*, i thought, you know, i’d help come over, blow a few balloons, bring some chicken… We didn’t mention driving around, transporting 25 balloons, and cleaning up his apartment…”
Well i will never forget your help Aaron ๐
He fished out some Pringles from under the sofa “OH MY GOD! This was here since the last time i came here last year! I know because *i* opened it!” A chorus of ‘ew’ and ‘gross’ floated all around
At one point, MareDiva was looking for the wine opener “Joyce, have you seen it?”
So i tipsily ran around trying to look for it when i was rushing to do something else as well I spotted it on the kitchen counter and snatched it up triumphantly “AHA! Here you go!”
MareDiva and KinkyPugKevin stared at the contraption in her hand stonily Kev broke the silence, “Joyce. It’s… a tin opener.” I stared at it blurly.
Monday night They finished the second season of 24 Before turning off the telly with a satisfactory sigh Lights off my love Darkness and dreams took over
24 gives me strange dreams I’m cold I wake up Where’s my duvet..? On my left, he’s rolled himself in it like a huge bun Yes, that’s it Big prussian blue bun with a skinny light sausage
I’m cold *whimper* Tries of yanking it back brought on Little mumbles of grumbles That made her pout in despair
The time is 6am Sigh.
“I had the most horrible sleep last night,” she lamented. “Oh really? Why’s that baby?” he asked out of obligation. “You stole all of the duvet.” “I’m sorry…”
Tuesday night came.
The best thing about not having someone Is you don’t have someone to think about Whatever it is you do, see, think Just you Just happy you to do whatever you please
The best thing about having someone Is that person is connected to everything you think about “I heard about that actor from him That song… i know Because he croons it adorably terrible to me”
One of the best things about having someone Is alone time Just two Just talking Just kidding around Just whispering
It’s late, time to sleep baby Okay G’night Night night
Again The sheets get yanked of me in the middle of the night
*cry*
Out of the ordinary, he wakes up and Places the duvet on her
Yummy warmth
“Did i take the blankets last night?” he queried “Yes.” “I’m sorry… … but you had it ALL this morning!” “That’s because *you* woke up in the middle of the night and pushed it all to me…” “Really…”
i squealed, for fear he might drop my new baby.
