Exactly a year ago, Joyce tried for custody of her card
Hmm, i have custody of the card now… but i still owe some money
Some things haven’t changed yet… :p
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It’s So Wonderful

To wake up late everyday ahh…

I shall be horrified yet glad when work starts again on Monday.

Having wine now in a hurry
It’s afternoon, so it’s okay
It’s like… ribena for adults

🙂

Going to see my Kinky Pug in Bukit Bintang now yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I have been missing my pug!

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Carbonara, my love!

It’s been slightly fanatic the way i’ve been dreaming about spaghetti carbonara the past two nights

Everyone was still SLEEPING at 3pm yesterday
Even after calling apparent early-birds to go eat with me, they were all still sleeping

I gave up after calling about 8 people

And cooked myself maggi goreng with cheese to whet my cheese craving
But it couldn’t

But today!

 TODAY is a different day!!!

QueenKanch is picking me up in a bit and we’ll all go eat Italian at Pizza Uno @ Centrepoint with FaiTheMai and Tarry
MaryBerry supposed to come but erm… i dunno

I Realise I Still Have So Much

*Party Girl* In Me

Even though i just went partying last Friday night
CNY was mostly eating alot, sleeping alot, drinking alot and… that’s it.
Everyone is too busy gambling and as i said before i don’t fancy it

And after being used to partying 4/5 nights a week consistently…
SUDDENLY no partying for five days in a row was making me go all boing with pent-up energy inside

My cousin JingHua and i went to KeithRaymond’s place for tom yam dinner last night
I was getting all impressed thinking he’s cooking for us but… his new place doesn’t have a stove yet so i thought wrong

KarlRaymond kept on saying my hair looked shitty yesternight and i damn cacat for not knowing how to style it properly

Then i shot back,
“Noone’s going to be looking at my hair because i have tits to compensate.”
*looks down gleefully at magnificent chest*

KarlRaymond promptly went to tell his brother what i said
But jolly Keith just laughed back going, “That’s Joyce for you!”

Yay i win.

We happy-happy went to Mambo at about midnight
And it was packed and sooooo many people were there, i was like “WEE!!!!” all night

QueenKanch JollyMooky FaiTheMai Tarry Dinesh CheeHooi CheeKit AaronExSlut FairyNiz BoonThai JunYen SweetTalkerLan Jay Steph Radzi BAT peeps Christina Nadz Edward Jeff SueThePixie Phoebe yada yada yada

I didn’t want to drink too much yesterday so i hid most of the time

But i *did* drink when BoonThai tipsily came up to me with a full glass going
“You MAN or not, Joyce?!?!”
I don’t know why but that phrase HIT ME
So i drank it down, feeling ALOT like SuckballLouis

At least i don’t jump headfirst into bushes in Hartamas
Or half naked into a fountain in Genting
 

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Joyce And Her Plot

I woke up this morning feeling even more restless then usual
With no obligatory family functions to attend and no friends’ open houses to go to that didn’t revolve around gambling (what are the possibilities?!)

I had no plot.

Not having a purpose to the day makes me feel…. shitty.

I hate not having anything to do so i opened my big fat fairy mouth and offered to cook AdamPoserPan dinner.

…

Yes close your mouths please.

“Guess what!”
“What.”
“I’ll cook dinner for you tonight!”
“… erm… what are you cooking?”
“What? You don’t trust me?”
“What are you cooking?” he repeated.
-_- “I’ll cook western okAY. Not like you eat anything else!”
“Okay… what ARE you cooking?” he asked for the third time.

Ugh, men.
Cook also cannot be grateful.

Imagined myself standing over, whacking him with a baking spoon going, “Shut the fuck up and eat la tiu!”

Hmm. I just reread that and it sounds… wrong.

>_<

I lazed around the apartment for most of the afternoon, then promptly changed and pottered off to Cold Storage @ The Curve to purchase ingredients i needed for said mission.

I felt damn Desperate-Housewive-ish strutting around the super in my beige-gold heels (c’mon la, they were the only shoes i had at the apartment) gathering things like
chicken cutlets,
cream,
grated cheese (ok fine i’m too lazy to grate cheese today),
onions,
green peppers,
yada yada yada

Oh and of course, a nice bottle of red for moi

The nostalgia of playing masak-masak hit me
Only difference is, you actually have to eat what is cooked (instead of the leaves and flowers i faked with last time :p )

Went to MaryBerry’s open house
FoxyLisa Gobi HonSeng GBK Rita QueenKanch Tarry Kevin were there
They gambled while FoxyLisa and i just stuffed our bellies with KFC, cookies, noodles and beer
Gluing ourselves to the idiot box watching reruns of Sex&AndTheCity

Then i came back to rest a bit and…

Found myself cleaning up the room cos i cannot tahan anymore.

Tidying up his endless rubbish, receipts, candy wrappers, tin cans, empty boxes, spilt gel, and DAMN ALOT OF SHIT la okay
The same line – UrGH! I hate you! – kept on repeating in my mind as i came across disgusting spills and not-so-fancy-thrills

I wish JohnsonTeoh lived with us so that everything will be
Neat and tidy
Spic and span

Even just now while i ate CNY cookies, he’d pass me a tissue to eat over it hee hee
How anal and unlike Smellie

Mmmf…
I have another half hour to kill before i start whipping up my fairy goodness
Gonna go watch Project Runway  first, almost done with Season 1

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EUCH!!!

Okay.
Who the FUCK poured whiskey into the champagne bottle at Adam’s surprise party!?

I was all happy thinking there’s leftover champagne (i should have known it’s too good to be true)
And didn’t feel like drinking it till now
So i chugged it down and gasped

Cos it was whiskey

You sick people!!!

Cheating poor me like that!!!

So i kept it back in the fridge
(what? pour away perfectly good whiskey?)
And poured myself a glass of wine instead

Baby, if you’re reading this,
We’re out of wine
I repeat
We’re out of wine
Hmm wait
I guess i should say
I’m out of wine

But me with no wine is whiney
Then you suffer too
So we are out of wine
*hint hint*

There was a nice array of us gambling
(I hate gambling btw, i always lose. Always.)
My twin cousins, my brother, my tiny kid cousins, and my uncles and aunt – all bankers

My cousin ConnivingMichelle was the youngest gambling along
She’s seven years old
She uses a calculator

Most of the kiddies were gambling 50 cents to a dollar
She gambles three bucks

Eh. When i was seven i gambled 20 cents okay.
Damn chickenshit wan.

So i told her dad
“Haha now it’s three bucks when everyone is at 50 cents, wait till when she’s older and she buys a three hundred dollar dress cos fifty bucks?, ahhh that’s nothing!”
“WHAT!!!”     
Me:

I got a tad more ang pow this year (because i seriously usually get damn little every year compared to EVERYONE around me)
And of course, Smellie had to break my bubble telling me how much he got when he didn’t even go visiting -_-
He’s not even really Chinese fucking hell!
I’m more chinese oi!
Where’s the fairness in that?!!?

*looks up to heavens at chinese gods*

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