When KinkyPugKevin’s Bob passed away, we briefly discussed his loss
“Was he very sick?”
“No la… he wasn’t sick also.”
“Oh, so he was just weak la.”
“Yeah….. Like Adam.”
“BWAHAHAH!!!!”
“BWAHAHAAH!”

It’s nice how particular individuals cheer up the most sombre situation

I was convincing SmallsMinkyMin that they should drink during CNY
“Drink!!!!”
“Hua and me allergic to alcohol.”
“Cheh no fun.”
“Hey, that means we’re allergic… to you! Hahaha!”
“StupiD.”

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce got sick after cleaning her room
And truly believed that Brand’s Essence of Chicken cured all
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How Was My Weekend?

My ENTIRE weekend was spent with Smellie
I think i OD-ed on him already that’s why i stayed home the past few nights
(Okay okay and also i was to renew my passport early in the morning)

But then here i am again, back in the apartment
Blogging while waiting for him to get home from work
I balked at the mess in the room when i opened the door
See la
Leave him for a couple of days and the place looks like Oscar’s home (Sesame Street, come on!)

I think habit makes you miss a person
I’m so used to seeing him everyday that suddenly, no adam and it’s… weird
My own bed at home feels unfamiliar and strange

Basically, my entire weekend had three highlights
1. AshleyTheMonkey called from NYC
2. Smellie’s grandmother told me stories all of Sunday
3. Watched alot of Lost

Went for dinner at PizzaUno with JollyMooky just now
I was feeling nostalgic and missing Ashley so i ordered the Deep Fried Chicken
Which she always orders and i never do
Omg what Pining Boyfriend Behaviour that is, right.
0_o

Mooky made me laugh about something so hard
I started crying like a bitch in public
Laughing till you cry is such a wonderful sensation
Pure carefree joy and a happy buzz that zings through your every limb

 And The Groom Got Drunk

The first time Adam introduced me to Kit, he said we’d get along
“Why?”
“Cos he drinks alot.”
“Ohhh yay.”

We dressed up and went for Kit and Poh Li’s wedding dinner (this was like, a month ago)

Smellie seriously doesn’t appreciate Chinese food
I’m Chinese so i eat everything
I think the only thing he ate was his beloved shark’s fin soup (bad, boy, bad!) and… some rice and soy sauce

I’ve stopped my habit of finishing his food
That’s why everyone is saying that i’ve lost weight *yay*

I sat next to Lorraine and she told me stories about her two daughters

As expected, there was alot of eating, speeches and drinking

PohLi’s the one in the gorgeous blue-y dress

Vivien is furthest on the left, she’s going to give birth soon
Hmm so is someone else i know… better call her to say ‘good luck’

At one point, some kid came up to our table and was told to say hi to me

“Say hi to Aunty Joyce.”
“Nonono, no Aunty J…”
“Hi Aunty Joyce.” squeaks the kid

-_-‘

Fuck
It’s damn hard to accept that i have reached AuntyAge
*cries*

There’re actually MORE pictures… but they’re at home
And Joyce is rarely at home so urm, see how la

To Kit & Poh Li
Congratulations and may you both have a joyous life together!

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce’s household was in Chinese New Year spring-cleaning chaos
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7 Hours @ Vogue

I was bored bored bored last night
And i didn’t feel like staying in (as usual)
So i went to Vogue @ Uptown to have a glass of wine with Jovin at 8 pm

It started raining and i called KeithRaymond in glee
“It’s raining!!!! You can’t play tennis!!!! HAHAH!! You have to come have a drink with meeee!!!” i crowed evilly

He was seriously annoyed it rained but he came anyway
We had wine all night
Except for when itchy Jovin had a shot with me
“On a Monday night? Dowan!”
“Drink only! One only!”

-_-

“Keith, what time you wanna leave?” i asked around 9 something
“Early la, 11 something like that. Got to get up early tomorrow.”
“Yeah me too, i gotta renew my passport.”
(oh ya i didn’t make it monday morning :p )

Ended up we left at 3 something.

0_o

I spent SEVEN HOURS in Vogue

0_o

Walau-eh.

I woke up at 7 15 this morning.
I do not remember for the life of me the last time i woke up this early

As i padded along Damansara Heights to the immigration office, i sniffed the air

It was morning air!

Oh my fucking god, i haven’t smelt morning air since… Hungry Ghost Month and i had to go to the temple
And even then, i didn’t *wake up* per se
More like just came back from partying and went straight :p

I didn’t feel my age today
Daddy insisted on teman-ing me to renew my passport
Bought me brekkie at the mamak
And held out the pen to me as i wrote my IC number down

“Are you sure your height in your old passport is correct?” he daddy-ied me
“Correct la, 155 cm.”
“I guess don’t need to change cos you’re not growing any more taller right?” he slyly inserted
“OI.”

It’s so quick to renew your passport now!

I just had to let the machine read my old passport and IC at once, remove it
Place my thumbs to let the machine scan them
(Whereafter i wiped them consciously on my jeans. Germs wei.)
Chuck in my photo
Chuck in RM 300 (for five years worth)
And TADA!
Ready to be collected tomorrow

I was opening my purse to place the money on the machine when Daddy whipped out six 50s
“Why? Don’t need la, i withdrew already.” I interjected
“Nevermind la.”
He waved me away and slipped the money into the rich government machine.
I felt damn bad.
22 and my father is paying for my passport
0_o’

Daddy even walked me upstairs to show me where to collect it
-_-

“Why are we here for? Oi, i KNOW where to collect it la! I can READ THE SLIP!!!”
“Just showing you mar.”

I guess i’m still Daddy’s Little Girl.

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce woke up at 8 pm to encounter a more chinese interior
And Daddy wishing i had Mary Poppins’ magic
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Paul Van Dyk @ Zouk 06

I must say i wasn’t totally in the mood for PVD that day and after shopping with KinkyPugKevin i had a family dinner right after that
Plus because i was so restless when i woke up, i had a glass of wine and then beer with puggy
And felt really lethargic and weighed down with food all day after that
I am now making a conscious effort to NOT drink (so much) during the day
Uh huh… yup.

It was damn chat hard to get into the console to do my work
Even with the Zouk tag

Nick and i were waiting waiting waiting
So we posed posed posed

Catch Nick in action this Saturday @ Saxophone
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I didn’t blame the security guard for doing his job
Just that i hate crowds and wanted to get out of Zouk

“I just want to take the pictures and go AWAY.”
“I have a list. Only four people can go in. Fono, Blink, Goldfish and Raysoo.”
“Arghhhhhhh.”

Luckily someone recognised me and gave me the go-in to take the photos.

I stood at the side for a while waiting to see whether anything exciting would happen
I dunno la, i think it was just my mood that night and i ate too much for dinner
All i wanted to do was get my work done and run off to TAG
(then i could drink more with my work behind me yippee)

See. Fono looks like he’s happy for me too.

“No putting my picture on your blog!” said YC
“Uh huh… but if you don’t look pei, can la!”

Actually, all those were taken before i took pics of PVD

AND THEN i ran to my beloved puggy waiting for me at TwilightActionGirl

Just pretend the Thumbs-Up is really Kevin’s hand.
Humour me la.

Ahhh i was so happy there.

Again, just pretend the Peace-Sign is Kevin’s
(even though he’s not Elastigirl)

Daymn, check out those muskels flexing under that manly pink shirt.

Finally found the PassedOutSomeone who was fucking pei outside Zouk
-_-‘

The loud music stopped
People started streaming out
Left all the noise and smoky air

Okay
I have to stop
Daddy just blared me

“Shouldn’t you go to sleep now instead of blogging? -_- “

I’m supposed to wake up at 7 am to renew my passport tomorrow.

“Erm… yeah.”
“Take passport picture with horrible eyebags then you know.”

Make-up dahling, make-up!

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Exactly a year ago… i obviously partied more then i do now
Now i’m just cock-whipped yo

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And Then She Got Shitty McDs

“She did? My word.”
“Yes.”
“I thought all the food that came out of that place had to be the same.”
“Apparently not in this case, the porridge was thicker then usual and the chicken was so dry, she threw most of it away!”
“Joyce? Throwing away food? Unbelievable.”
“Yes, unheard of isn’t it?
“That girl eats everything in front of her.”
“I know, i know. And that’s not all of it.”
“Good Lord, what else?”
“He ordered her a vanilla milkshake see, and they gave her chocolate. So not kicking up a fuss, he went back and re-ordered it without returning the wrong item…”
“And then…”
“And they couldn’t understand English! They stared at him for abit, then handed him a chocolate sundae. ‘Vanilla milkshake.VANILLA MILKSHAKE!’ he kept on saying. And they handed him a chocolate milkshake again.”
“How awful. And to think i was going to head there right now too.”
“I suggest you don’t.”
“Was this the Centrepoint outlet again?”
“No actually! It was the drive-thru at The Curve.”
“Tsk tsk.”

Then my two imaginary friends parted ways and went to eat at better and less disappointing restaurants.
Sometimes i think to myself that i cannot keep up the lifestyle of eating *only* at places which serve wine and some sort of food which i adore.
Then i when i go for McDs, i feel like strangling the living hell out of them.

Smellie went for his short photoshoot (before ta-pauing McD’s for me) cos he’s to be in the Cleo’s Most Eligible Bachelors thing.

“Are you going to come and support me?”
“Nope.”
“Why not?!”
“Well i’ll definitely go. But i’ll support Andy! Because he’s single and you’re not, so you don’t need anymore attention already haha.”

There seem to be aLOT of friends who are in the list this year.
Either we know the most eligible guys in Kuala Lumpur,
Or the city is running out of bachelors.

I’m sticking with the latter.

There Are No Hot Men In KL.
Not enough anyway.

McDonald’s 24/7 MY ASS.

Can i have a medium chicken porridge please?
Sorry don’t have
Oh. Okay, can i have a fish one then?
Sorry, don’t have also.
Erm okay, can i have a… McSpicy please?
Sorry, chicken don’t have also. Only got burgers.
…. … … … … … …  nevermind then.

Then we drove away

from Centerpoint.

I couldn’t think of WHAT i wanted from McD’s then.

After hyping my happy self up to buy back some chicken porridge to gulp on after clubbing on a Friday night
I don’t see what’s the FUCKING POINT of having a TWENTY FOUR SEVEN McD’s when it doens’t have MOST of what you want ANYWAY.

SEVEN MY ASS.

I’m damn pissed off.
I skipped Petaling Street chicken rice
And mamak food
Cos i felt like McD’s
At 4 am

Well.

Fuck you Ronald.

I’m damn pissed off cos now, i’m at home, and i have to cook myself macaroni and cheese when i’m damn pei and i would very much rather have ready-made food.

Edit:
Ho hum, so i cooked a bowl (just enough for me) of mac & cheese
And AdamPoserPan was peering over my shoulder trying to steal it when i settled down to gobble it up

Wait. I didn’t cook for him cos he *doesn’t* eat okay.
Then now suddenly he wants to eat

“I’m doing you a favour,” said he, referring to my accumulated CNY wobbly bits
“Whatever.”

But i let him eat most of it anyway cos
How CAN you refuse a malnourished-looking person food?

It’s just wrong.

Haha.

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