Courtesy of KinkyPugKevin

This one’s for Fatty

Puggy

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Courtesy of KinkyPugKevin

*wags puggy tail*

So FattyJoyce told me not to call her Fatty on her on blog.
I shall not. I will not. I should not. I must not.

So anyways…
Fatty called me from the airport just now.
So the jeles. She gets to go Bangkok.
So nice to be away from KL and all.
Not jeles because she is attending the Rock Concert though.

“Eh, Franz Ferdinanz is over-rated! Booo…..
But i shall hate you for Placebo.
And getting Twilight Actiongirl there instead!
Boooooooo”

Aiyer gonna miss her fat la.
She better come back with a present for me!
A man preferably la.
Alco cheap cheap BUY BUY BUY!!!

I really seriously don’t know how to use Xanga on Safari. I don’t even see any buttons to change font size la, font color la. Tiu la. Sometimes i really think Mac took all the goodies from us computer geeks. Booo…

Ta for now. I shall be back.
Aiyer i haven’t write in my blog oso… Tiu la Fatty.

Your FattyPuggy,
KinkyPugKevin

*wags puggy tail away*

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The Worm That Could Hear

Taking a very short break,
The girl clad in pajamas
Decided to sit at the doorway of the kitchen
To breath in the fresh rain air

From the corner of her eye
She spotted something
A-wriggling!
A-squirming!

Mr. Long Thin Worm had got lost
And was sliding towards the bright dry kitchen
“Oh no not here,” said she
“You’ll die here without moisture and darkness!”

The worm took heed
They say worms cannot hear
But there are special worms
Just like there are special people

Mr. Long Thin Worm turned back
She clapped her hands and watched
Didn’t take her eyes off it except to blink really quick
And cheered him silently on

“Go, worm, go!
Just a ‘lil bit more!”

And he made it to the juicy green grass
In the back garden.

But it’s okay to talk to worms
Because nobody’s around to hear you and call the Bad People to put you in a straitjacket

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URGH *bangs head*

Keith from 8TV called me up a couple of weeks back asking me to help them spoof Adam for something they’d show on Valentine’s Day

I agreed.

So the small crew came over during CNY week
They wanted me to blar Smellie for working and not spending Valentine’s Day with me
I retorted, “But i hate Valentine’s Day… that would be misportraying my beliefs!”
So they changed direction and got me to blar about all his bad habits with the ending
“… but i still love you anyway!”

So cheesy but yeah.

I blared about his messy room.
How he uses more shit for his face and hair then i do.
How his white boy side comes out and he doesn’t shower.
And…
Erm… they found his weight gain in the kitchen…

After filming, i got worried that Smellie might get upset with me when it came out :p
But i still kept mum about it like they asked me to

Knowing its airing tonight
I sat myself down at the TV
Looked at the time – 11:26 pm
Oh still got time
So i switched channels to Star Movies for a bit

Just a few minutes it was, i SWEAR

Then when i switched back, it was over

…..

-_-

-_-

-_-

I. Missed. It.

I MISSED IT.

WTF.
I stalked back to the pc to continue my work, growling like a cave fairy.

DreamerCyn smsed me 5 minutes later
“Lol. Funny quickie”

I called her
She was still hooting with laughter

“HAHAHAHA!!! Pete and i were watching it together…”
“I’m so ANNOYED! I missed it by like, 10 seconds. UGH. Did i look stupid?”
(obviously i was more concerned about how i appeared them him, hell, it’s not everyday i appear on tv like *some* people)
“No darling, you didn’t, you looked sleepy though… HAHAHAHA… the weight gain… HAHAHAHA!!!”

A bit difficult to understand her in between her spurts of laughter

Well he’s not mad at me
*phew*

Maybe it’s cos i asked him to go game before picking me up at 1 so i could get more work done
Now how many guys can say their girlfriend asked them to go gaming on Valentine’s Day eh

What the fuck am i doing
I’m supposed to write an advertorial article for Faces and instead i’m… blogging

*bangs head on table again*

Better get to it before PrincessAnna turns into Anna’sGonnaKickMyAss

Done. For this one.
Gonna go to sleep in a bit, Smellie’s already off in Dreamland

Tomorrow’s going to be a looooong day…
Photo thing in morning,
Then have to edit them
Then i have the 1,500 article
And i have to pack
I haven’t packed nuts yet (as usual)

Everything has to be done!

Cos i leave at 6:30 in the morning (fuck it! i shan’t sleep then!) for

Bangkok

*woot*

*yay*

*hoorah!*

*does little fairy dance*

Sorry la so jakun.
I know i’ve been to so many other countries, but i just haven’t been to Thailand before okay.
Vely the exciting for me
*glee*

See! See! I can’t keep it inside!

And, and, so many people are going!

FaiTheMai and i were on the phone:

“Oh yeah you going Bangkok this weekend right?”
“Yup yup!”
“So no TAG for you… haha. You’ll miss TAG.”
“Oh yeah hor… nonsense. TAG will miss *me*.”
“Yeah yeah.”
“…*tries to will short-term memory brain to recall something* … … waIT! Lim is going to Bangkok too! Sue said they’re playing there on Fri night!”
“aH?! Really?”
“YEAH! So i’m not gonna miss TAG! TAG’s coming with me! AHAHA! WEE!”

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