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Thursday February 23, 2006

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FaiTheMai dies

… tonight.
Cos tonight, we’re all congregrating at The Loft @ Zouk for TAG
To celebrate his 23rd Birthday, wooo!!!

So if you see him tonight, remember to buy him a shot


Strong Fairy

QueenKanch, MaryBerry and i went for one of the traditional malay massages in Bangsar yesterday (RM60 for an hour)
Tried this place called ‘Amigo’ above TelawiStreetBistro

Kanch and Mary didn’t like theirs
I pretty fancied mine
It was awfully painful but like the lady said,
“No pain, no gain.”

She explained that she was pushing the mucus and bad air out of my body
And she rubbed the painful spots so hard, i had to gulp back my squeals of pain

“Baik juga adik boleh tahan, ada orang marah tau, tapi jika takde sakit, tak payah la buat!”
– “Good also you can take the pain, there are people who get mad, but if there’s no pain, might as well not massage!”

The worst was when she massaged my tummy omfg
It felt like her fingers were poker hot and burning me as she stroked me from the side of my body towards my navel

During my massage, i could hear MaryBerry’s squeals of ticklish laughter and QueenKanch’s bitching

After my healthy torture
She advised me to drink lots of water
Bathe with cold water to get the heat out

The massage was really good

The ambience however, was a bit spoilt
Some annoying loud jeng chinese guys were talking to each other and on the phone really crudely
What the hell are they doing in there making so much noise anyway
Ugh
Massage parlours should really kick these disturbances out
-_-

 

Wednesday February 22, 2006

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce had a happy Yee Sang dinner
*click*

Hee hee look! I met Smellie a year ago too!
*click*
At… a… blogger’s meeting -_-
Lameness man.
No romantic story of any sort
A.. *puke*… bloggers’ *gag* meeting…
UGH
What WILL i tell the kids?!
Okay. Kidding.
Don’t panic baby 0_o
More likely *i’ll* panic, keel over and pass out.

Out Of The Ordinary

I spent the whole night at home emo-ing to myself
About work, my relationships with everyone around me
While listening to Sheila Majid and Sade

How very out of the ordinary
For i don’t have time for this nowadays

I tried finding something for Mommy in Bangkok
But eveything i saw, i didn’t think she’d like
Now the guilt that i didn’t get her anything is weighing me down every hour

How very out of the ordinary
For i never cared much before

I feel empty and restless inside
Like i’m supposed do be somewhere else doing something else
I just don’t know what

How very out of the ordinary
“You caught some bird flu issit,” was PassedOutBen’s sarcastic retort

I made myself a cup of Malibu & milk
To drink when i woke up
Tried not to think about how alcoholic that is

How very out of the ordinary
For i’ve stopped drinking by myself in my home for months


Cheating


Yeah, i’m cheating on this post cos i’m cutting out the stuff we did earlier and skipping to the second day of the concert

Behold!

Pics for the Bangkok 100
Rock Festival 2006 in Thailand!

100 Pipers was the whiskey sponsor for the event
It’s a rock concert… but they didn’t have a beer sponsor

Lots and lots of girls ready to suck you to buy whiskey
(not literally la -_- )

Most people resolved to buying beer *outside* the concert area cos it was cheaper
Lots of Thai women with pails went around selling beer
And running away from the security guards who halau-ed them

Beer was going at RM 5 a can
Or RM 10 for three if you bargained

CHEAP RIGHT!!!

 

Bumped into these two outside

There were three sections for the concert
Section A – RM 500
Section B – RM 300
Section C – RM 170

Considering i bought skirts in Bangkok for a mere 20 ringgit each…
These concert tix are a tad cut-throat for Thais la

Took this just before Placebo came on

Okay don’t bug me for Oasis or Franz Ferdinand pics
I’m damn annoyed also okay
I spent the first concert day in Section A and C cos all my friends were there and i didn’t bother going into the media section

But, obviously, wanting to take nice pics,
I asked the people manning the event where i can go in to take pictures in front of the stage
Cos to *my* knowledge, the media section was in Section B

NOT ONE OF THE FIVE PEOPLE i spoke to
Could tell me in PLAIN SIMPLE FUCKING ENGLISH
That ‘to go there, go *through* the media section cos there’s a barricaded path down the middle’ and not through the back
UGH

What the fuck right
I couldn’t see the barricaded middle cos people were leaning against it to get a better view

UGH

Damn emo, don’t want to talk about it anymore
I only found out about that on the second day when i ventured into the media area to look for Alet

He was wailing, “Oh my goddddd!”
“I know okay. i KNOW.”
“OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! Damn wasted giler!!!”
“I KNOWWW!!!!”

They wrote their phone numbers on the poster…

If i was a rock star, i wouldn’t want to call them…
Unless i’m planning to be charged for having indecent contact with a minor and make the papers :p

Placebo

Eat your heart out Kevin muahaha *evil fairy grin*

I hopped back to Section C where the gang were

Some dude licked Adel’s ear much to GoofyGobi’s chagrin

0_o

*ooer*

Wee! One of the best pics from the concert!

I guess noone fancied the letter ‘R’

I wonder why
R for Ridiculous?
R for Racist?
R for Rubbing? (hmm rubbing can be good ;p )
R for … bah lazy

Moving on

Top: Mark Jolene FairyMoi VJ
Bottom: HonSeng CrazyJessie Adel GoofyGobi RavishingRita

Wednesday February 22, 2006

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce was very serious about NOT MOCKING THE FAIRIES!
*click*

*stretch*

Oh how fucking awesome
I finally *really* get to wake up late after stopping working full-time

I’m not at home now… so no Bangkok pictures here to blog yet
Anyway
I remember how when i blog about things first, then when i meet up with my friends, i can’t tell them anything much cos
“Oh i read it already on your blog.”

-_-

Which is really lame cos then i have nothing to say
Might as well stay at home and blog forever -_-
Rightttttt

… I’m going to go home
Don’t feel like staying in the messy apartment

“It’s so messy… if i nag, then he gets annoyed. If i don’t nag, then i get annoyed sendiri. Ugh.”
“Welcome home.”

 

Monday February 20, 2006

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In all honesty, i checked my blog together with my work emails in Kho San in Bangkok
But didn’t bother updating cos i obviously rather spend the time and money shopping then blogging in Bangkok!
Takkan so loser
-_-

I just read all the stupid posts Kev put up

UGH.

Putting up stupid pictures of me, i can take
Calling me fatty, i can take
Tumpanging my blog’s hits and linking your name a gazillion times, i can take

But what i CANNOT TAKE is

Saying fairies are not real.

   

It’s like telling Smellie that gaming will make him get AIDs
or PassedOutBen that beer is not going to be manufactured anymore
or AshleyTheMonkey that Levi’s is starting to sell their jeans at 2 grand

   

No time to scold you now
Got fucking alot of work to do

Gonna give the uber leet gay present i bought you away.

HA.

THERE.

You want it, better go write on your blog that fairies exist/are awesome/magnificent mythical beings/etc

*dangles pressie in front of puggy face*


Courtesy of KinkyPugKevin

Ok your Fairy will be back today.
Finally and i’m glad actually cos i malas to blog here already.

A brotha gotta represent for his own blog yo.
Thanks to those who visited my blog because i told you to here.
Hahaha! But seriously, no pressure…
KinkyPugKevin
KinkyPugKevin
KinkyPugKevin
KinkyPugKevin
KinkyPugKevin

Ok la. I am passing this blog back to the Fat one.
Dunno what time she is coming back though.
Can’t wait to give her a FAT HUG!

Aight yo. Puggy signin’ out.
One love.

*brb*

Sunday February 19, 2006

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Courtesy of KinkyPugKevin

I damn TAK PUAS.

More people comment on my posts here compared to
MY OWN BLOG.

What is is about KinkyBlueFairy anyways.
Look at the pic below wei.

Courtesy of Ashley.

Ok please don’t kill me now.

You know you love me…

Ok now come to visit me la…
KinkyPugKevin

Ok i puas now.

FYI. Fatty will be back tomorrow.
I fear for what will happen to Puggy.