Exactly a year ago, AndrewBNBC lured a little girl to her candyshop And Joyce got more balls *click*
My Brother, NickIsTaller
When i was with PassedOutBen We rambled on endlessly like how we always do
“The electricity went out just now, damn panic.” “Then how?” “Luckily i saved my work man. My brother came downstairs to turn it back on, he was saying ‘bathe hot water also cannot’ haha. And he was in his shorts and eh, my brother has a hot body man.” “You’re so sick man, Joyce. Saying your brother is hot.” “It’s not sick la! It’s a compliment!” “I don’t say my sister is hot.” “You don’t because… haih i dunno la. Anyway. Good la he’s hot. Bachelor! *woot*” “Bachelor? He’s single meh? Broke up with his girlfriend already ar?” “No la, he’s with her. Single as in, single till married la.” “Then why you say bachelor -_- “ “Cos he’s hot! And nice! And if any girl does ANYTHING to him, i’ll fucking kick her ass.”
Erm, not trying to threaten you or anything yea Rebecca?
Chinese New Year 2006
I remember how i told you we’d play ‘racing’ when we were young You were like, two. Dunking you into my doll’s pram, i sped up and down the hallway Till the wheels tripped and i smashed your face into the marble floor Then I got smashed also… by Mommy
I remember i got damn emo When i used all my pocket money when i was 9 and got you Jurassic Park toys for your birthday And you didn’t give me anything for my birthday -_-
And how i hated you till i was in my teens Because Mommy revered you for being the son – super Chinese thinking Everything you wanted, you got. Everything where there was two, you always got the biggest and the best. You always got the faster bike. You always got the window seat in the plane. You always got to choose where you want to sleep when we went on holiday. You always got the bigger basin to bathe in (even though *i* was older and bigger and it didn’t make sense to me) You got to choose first when we got a double-decker bed. You got more pocket money then i did when we were the same age (she said you ate more wtf) You got to choose which room you wanted first when we moved house. The only thing i got was: I always got the blame whenever we fought Cos everything was my fault Cos i’m the older one Cos i should know better Cos you’re the boy
Wah, so much beef man Last time la, now no more beef okay
I remember how you kept mum when i snuck out I’d creep downstairs and whisper “Remember, if anything, i’m SLEEPING IN MY ROOM.” And run off and you never did say anything Even though you always gave me that disapproving look
I remember dreaming before that you died *touch wood* And i cried like a motherfucker And started appreciating you more
I remember i always borrowed money from you in college Cos i always spent mine on clothes and going out
I remember all those inconvenient times (i still do this haha) When the stupid pc would PMS on me And i’d yell for you Even though you were sleeping/tired/eating/going out You’d always fix it for me
And of course I remember when we both grew older And started actually talking to each other That you have a sense of humour very much like Daddy
Anyway, NickIsTaller is 21 this year Last December, he just graduated as one of the top students in his uni (unless Mommy’s been exaggerating, but then again, i remember Johnson telling me how his GPA damn high) And he’s already working full-time in Ernst & Young
Ah… my little brother… all grown up *emo*
Urh…
… I just read some old Friendster testimonials while taking a break And there are poems on the first two pages that two people wrote
Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy… The amazing alcoholic beauty. Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy… Everybody loves this cutie!
She’s fabulous, lovely, and so short, She can barely take it. She drinks so much and when she’s had nuff, She tries her best to contain it… To contain…to contain…to contain…to contain.
Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy… She’s the one that you’d love to meet. Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy… Sipping Malibu she can’t be beat. The short and irresistable miss… The most alcoholic who ever lived. Joyce the fairy here she is!
She JoyceTheFairy, Probably cousin to the Energizer Bunny, From the parties and drinks its kinda scary, She’s smart, she’s wild but she’s happy, Like a kid on the street with a candy, She JoyceTheFairy.
I totally forgot about those… Not very good to be associated with alcohol so… vehemently >_<
It felt good reading back some of my testimonials Made me realise i’ve lost contact with alot of people I used to be close to Before all of us got devoured with our working lives
Well Whoopdeedoo
I feel so damn fucking pei under self house arrest for the past few days My thoughts jump from topic to topic and the facts are intruding my quiet time even
There’s nothing interesting that happened.
What, that i have two cups of water next to me, but i’m so restless i walk to the fridge anyway to get water to drink? Well whoopdeedoo.
That i read my fairy books when my eyes get tired of the screen? Well whoopdeedoo.
That i have so many items of clothing that i just realised there is not enough space to keep them all?
Perhaps this is a sign you’re supposed to move out from your parents’ place.. when your stuff accumulates and you can’t very well ask them to throw *their* stuff out… Or maybe, i can shift a bunch of them over to Smellie’s like he asks me to… but then they’ll get lost among his shit then i’ll get emo and throw myself off the balcony -_- …
Oh darn now i can’t use that whoopdeedoo line.
The only people i saw today were my family and PassedOutBen I ranted and let out pent-up chattering to him the moment i stepped into his car By the time i came home, i was absolutely silent
Like a little kid that got released from kindergarten and tired herself out just ready for nap time.
But no.
I WISH it was nap time.
It’s work work work… I actually made some (itsy) progress to send my CV out today After thinking that maybe freelancing isn’t exactly what i want to do right now… Maybe i *do* want a proper full-time job now and freelance later… Maybe i’m just whining cos all my work had to clash these few days Maybe i just need to shut up, stop writing crap here and finish my work Maybe i just need a big fat drink to cheer me up
Exactly a year ago, Joyce went cuckoo for balls And BoonThai shamelessly bounced one in 1U *click*
What *AM* i Doing -_-
I’m supposed to be writing But as usual, everytime i take a break Either i – Dance in front of my mirror and wave my arms madly – Blog, hell it relaxes me – Talk to my dog Hey watcha doing? Oops did i wake you up? Sorry… So. What did you do today? I see… Well i was more busy okay.
I’m just going to babble here Reading back my past posts, i realise that i adore reading back my babbling So i shall just write what i want instead of like all the stupid blog wars going around incessantly nowadays Or feel obligated to put up pictures of some event/someone’s birthday/etc
Dowan.
NO!
I shall rebel today!
*reads above* Mmmf. As you can see, i go abit psychotic when it’s late at night…
0_o
Random pix i never did put up but they’re oh-so-amusing!
Taken during Chinese New Year this year Hahaha… this photo still cracks me up
My (dare i say it before she hits me) diminutive cousin, SmallsMinkyMin is the one putting her arms around our kid cousin Trying to act (protective) grown-up and all, you know
Ew. I hate it when he plays with my toys cos he does stupid things with them -_-
Taken early Jan 06 @ Chilli’s, Bangsar
Hmm i think i like my hair longer in the front + very short at the back Instead of short in front & back Abit… monkey-looking >_<
Yes yes i can SEE my braces are yellow okay They’re yellow because the ceramic ones cannot withstand curry And i love my curry too much Leave me alone!!!
This is where i usually go for my fish curry *points up* *Mmmmmmm* Fantastic fish curry + veggie + rice + teh ais = RM 5 Damn value right! What more it’s damn near my house LinusTheFrog is my Fish Curry Friend haha
Taken outside Zouk… dunno when
Haha bet you forgot that picture ey, Mukati?
Velvet, last year..?
And… oh my god… is that… *pokes*… *prods*…. face fat i see?!?!
*ducks flying bottle*
SuckBallLouis sayang-ing his dog Aww… what a sweet picture
It’s possibly the only picture i have of Loowee showing off his soft side
You could almost believe he’s not egoistical/shallow/loud/chauvinistic …
…
Almost.
I *had* to collect my IC on the second last day of the year
When thousands of people rush to make their new IC But i just had to COLLECT mine…
Exactly a year ago was the Hitz Birthday Bash at Sunway *click*
All Wet!
Yeah you might need a raincoat! Shake down! Dreams walking in broad daylight Three hunnndred sixty fiveee degrees… Burning down the house!
Shaking my bum on the chair while listening to The Cardigans + Tom Jones Now all i need is a cocktail in hand and i’m ready to party sendiri!
I’m bored so i’ll do this cos i could think of stupid answers while reading it off someone’s blog.
Three names you go by: Joyce Fairy Fat-fat -_-
Three things you’re wearing now: Forever Friends panties Old beloved shirt with many holes …. (who says you have to dress properly when you’re working from home?)
Two truths and a lie: I’ve had two girlfriends at one time I’ve pierced my clit I’ve sniffed coke
Things about the opposite sex that appeal to you right now:
Humour
MUSCULAR BOD
CLEANLINESS
Three favourite hobbies: Partying/socialising/dancing/drinking Blogging Cuddling
Three ways you are stereotypically female/male: (hmm seeing that some people have said before that i should have been a guy, i shall answer *both* ways!)
Female: I have big tits for my size (ah, bless!) I have the most atrocious sense of direction I cry at the slightest emo thing >_< , PassedOutBen likes to call me ‘Crybaby’
Male: I’m damn egoistical I’m not like a proper girlfriend sometimes, don’t know how to make time for other half, and run off myself instead (erm but i’ve been working on it and it seems to be all good )
…
Hmm i can only seem to think of two for now So i *am* all girl after all! Haha.
I Was A Spirit
My sleeping schedule is totally out because of my work now I woke up early, rushed around all day And found myself more free at 7pm
I fell over on my bed in defeat after calling someone countless times to no avail So i couldn’t get answers to my questions And couldn’t start on my articles Is it my imagination or do all the magazines want their things early this month >_<
I realise that *everytime* i nap around sunset The strangest things will seep into my head
Just now, i dreamt that i was a ghost And i floated aimlessly around eavesdropping on people i knew This girl i know from one of the magazines was in it alot (bleah won’t write her name cos she might read this and perasan!) And she was hanging around with this guy i didn’t recognise (but i remember how he looks like 0_o)
Somehow He could tell when i was there And would step nearer to me everytime i went near them Which would make me panic
At one point, he got a stronger ‘feeling’ And rushed towards me I flew off as fast as i could
I hate those dreams where you’re flying and damn kan-cheong And it’s like everything is in slow motion Which makes me try harder to ‘fly’ away
Damn tiring
Fai(ry)
FaiTheMai and i argued about fairies just now Of all the things in the world, he has to emo with me about FAIRIES
“Elves are not fairies,” he argued “Yes they are. They’re a type of fairy.” “No they’re NOT!”
I sighed in exasperation.
“*You* want to argue with *me* about fairies?!” “Elves aren’t fairies! You don’t see people calling Legolas a fairy do you?” “Hahaha, no, but technically he iS a fairy.” “Fine, then what kind of elves are there? Huh?” “There are light elves and dark elves. Dark elves live underground in caves… or garages. And light elves live in the forest.”
Argue argue argue
Fai: Me: Kanch:
I come home and i tell AdamPoserPan (oh erm i went weak :p )
“You know, stupid Fai actually argued with me about…. fairies and elves just now.” “Aren’t elves a type of fairy?”
I gasped in surprise.
“Oh my god! I LOVE YOU! SEE! This is WHY you’re my boyfriend!!!” and flung my arms around his skinny chicken neck.
I just clicked on some stupid link that Zaidi posted and… I couldn’t stop shaking with laughter! Tell me i’m not retarded…. Please tell me you laughed too when you clicked on it…
I seem to be waking up *earlier* then when i was working full-time to do work 0_o And my mind was so buggered last night, i took ages to fall asleep which is very abnormal really
Was supposed to take a driving lesson today *cough* after dropping off a CD for a mag But my instructor ffk me again After i take the time to choose and dress in decent white top and sneakers too Bah
Gonna go change into a skirt now
Trying to abstain from staying over in Smellie’s place tonight I can’t believe how weak i am It’s only been a day! UGH.
Must… not… be… weak…
*crawls like a starving cave fairy*
Happy Birthday FaiTheMai!!!
I have yet to meet another male who’s so emo like you Or whose voice shoots into high pitches when emo-ing But you know i love you muchos anyway
*BIG HUG!*
So last Friday,
Hee hee i will always think of beer, running around and Bangkok when i see Sandra She’s a wild child yo!
I keep on forgetting Marcus’ name ๐ I think i got it right this time ๐ Did i? Sorry Marcus!
Everyone keeps on asking me where i cut my hair, where i cut my hair Okay I cut my hair at The Lab @ Hartamas okay? And Rico always does it There Now stop asking me already!
PassedOutBen made an appearance!
Urm… *looks at picture* yeah.
FaiTheMai has alot of funny emo expressions:
I give fairy kisses Kevin gives puggy squeezes There are many types of squeezes he gives as well
Erm no pictures of QueenKanch or Tarry, or Smellie who came later Cos i was quite gone by then *hides face*
Of Boycotts & Detoxes
boyยทcott P Pronunciation Key (boikt) tr.v.boyยทcottยทed,boyยทcottยทing,boyยทcotts () To abstain from or act together in abstaining from using, buying, or dealing with as an expression of protest or disfavor or as a means of coercion.
Joyce boycotting Adam – To abstain from staying over as an expression of protest and disfavour to filthy apartment, thus coercing owner to buck up
Boycott starts today *looks to the heavens* Please God, this is my last resort to take a stance I can’t believe how easy it is to please me as a girlfriend now Just have to shower and clean up and i’m happy
Wtf man I really should start setting my standards higher
HotAlcoJason was in the city again “Come! Let’s go KLCC and detox!” “Drink juice? Okay!” “Yeah! Then later at night, we retox again!” “What the hell…. bwahahahah!”
I’m Not Blind Yo
In recent months i’ve been getting more of the “Hi, i read your blog!” comments from strangers I don’t really mind cos it’s some form of attention And i would be lying if i said i didn’t like some attention now and then to feed my ego
*looks at ceiling*
But the ones that weird me out is the staring and whispering and pointing I mean, i’m not blind okay If you’re standing four feet away from me and shoving your friend to look at me Obviously i’d turn my head to the small commotion Wondering whether i’m accidentally flashing some boobie or my skirt got stuck in my thong And then i’d overhear “kinkybluefairy”
Then suddenly i’m all conscious of the way i stand Where to look Is there anything stuck in my braces?
Erm… so instead of FaiTheMai dying… This other girl did Quite shy She’s blaming the Long Island Tea there Very lethal
According to Fai, people were asking him whether it was his birthday or her birthday
“It wasn’t a birthday la. It was wedding and birthday combined man.” – PassedOutBen
“Eh you damn heavy wei. Adam also cannot carry you.” said QueenKanch “I’m not heavy! He’s WEAK!”
Ugh. So shameless. I do not want to become one of those stupid girls who get carried out In fact, i always *mock* those girls that get carried out UGH. No more no more! Nonononononono
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