She memang is damn fierce I wrote more about her ganas-ness last year But i do think she’s not as troll-like to my friends anymore
I saw AzwinAndy gulp in discomfort when she came home from school last week and we were sitting at the dining table going through some stuff for work At first he was like all, “Hi Auntie!” damn cheerily But promptly turned around with big nervous eyes when she ignored him :p
Poor Ahwin But he said that after that she offered him a Coke and they talked about the weather The weather -_- Hee hee
So this here is a loooovely picture of my mother, brother and i Daddy is sitting somewhere else yakking away
My brother and i were arguing over who should hide her birthday present just now
“It can’t fit in my cupboard.” “What. Just put it somewhere la.” “Put where? Put in your room la.” “Hmm… that might be a good idea.. cos i have so much stuff around, it’ll blend in. No. Wait. She’s damn observant okay. Sure see wan.” “Then put where?” “Fuck, i’m busy doing work la now! You’re the smart one working at E&Y right? I’m sure you can figure something out.”
In the end the box went under my table with a book on top of it and a paperbags next to it for good measure
Anyway, back to the picture
Ah isn’t it nice? She’s smiling happily with her two beloved children.
Chinese New Year 2006
But wait…
She’s smiling even MORE when i snapped one of her with little Christopher
I guess like puppies and kittens, my brother and i lost some spark when we grew up
And then, when you put two aunties AND a cute lil kid together…
That’s it la, Smalls. Even with your small stature it cannot beat ORI SMALL PEOPLE.
Speaking about small people I walked past the nearby kindergarten while walking my dog today Maybe i should teach kindergarten part-time for fun, it’ll be so fun! The only thing is i have to get up really early… but i don’t mind… i get to tell little kids fairy stories wee! I can do something that fills me up with bubbly happiness! So i stared at the phone number on the board outside and repeated it to myself a few times
And forgot it when i reached home
Yes, my memory is really bad But the strangest thing is i can remember the STUPIDEST most RANDOM things
For instance these seven useless numbers SuckballLouis and i made up years ago It’s 1156923
Also, i’m forever forgetting the names of people i meet every week at events and parties But When i met BenBo’s jap girlfriend, i could remember it in my tipsiness until now Asayama Hiroko
How fucked up is that? I can’t remember someone’s name of two syllables – Andrew, Aaron or Andy But i can remember seven random Japanese syllables in perfect order
*nose flaring*
Hmm can you imagine if i *did* become a kindergarten teacher? I’d be calling everyone wrong names till they’d call themselves wrong names ๐ And everytime i go, “Fuck.” I’d be going, “Fu… cryingoutloud!” like in that movie with Samuel L. Jackson
Zouk’s 2nd Anniversary
AzwinAndy, FaiTheMai and i happy clappy planned to go for it together I think there was alot of miscomm cos so many people thought the party was going to be in the Zouk Mainroom But it’s actually in Velvet so that’s where we were!
It was free flow from 10-11:30 pm
I was drinking really slowly… i guess after going for so many events, i’m not so gila semangat to kiasu-ly down it … unlike somebody
I took a happy shot of us three As usual, i have this magnificent ability to focus myself in the middle of the picture Ahwin and Fai weren’t too pleased that their heads were cut out >_<
Just stay a drummer/VJ/*talent* (kakaka) okay? Angle damn out wei.
Okay la, FaiTheMai’s skills not too bad. Must be the alco ๐
Then Smellie surprised me by coming Though i *knew* he would because… urm nevermind
Smellie kept on popping into the pictures So okay fine we took one
See my new necklace I bought it from QueenKanch’s shop RM36! What a steal.
I realised someone was hovering realllly close to us
I don’t know what’s with today but i’m getting more dumbass MSN messages from perverts then usual Sending pictures of their dicks bla bla bla whatever Been there done that close window
Then there’s this one dude who keeps ON messaging me I can’t freaking block him cos he’s not on my list So i do what i do most of the time with sleek skill anyway – ignore
Just nonchalantly close windows and ignore Then just now, he kept on repeating he’s 4 inches when hard I scoffed If it weren’t for my ultra amazing Ignore-Perverts-Online skills, i’d have been so tempted to type back You’re boasting about 4 inches? 4 inches can go jump off the building man.
Stupid. If i were a guy and was 4 inches long, i sure as hell wouldn’t be telling people about it I’d just be hoping to sweep some girl over with my charisma and looks (if God were fair) before dropping my pants
Yes it’s true, and i’m sorry guys. Girls do care about size.
Oh It Hurts!
I have been cursed with a backache all of a sudden It’s so bad i actually did stretches when i woke up, in a vain attempt to appease the pain I feel like my grandmother And in vain it was The pain wasn’t appeased -_-
I WISH i had time to go for a massage but i don’t I’m not the only one with a measly injury Smellie fell over playing football yesterday
“How romantic,” i told him, “We can both hobble along like an autistic couple.”
Joachim thinks its due to stress Okay, so maybe i *am* slightly stressed out I figured i could float along freelancing for awhile before securing myself a job i’m sure off So i turned to the man of my life about it – Daddy
“Maybe all your feng shui is really working. Suddenly i’m getting job offers left, right, centre and i wasn’t even looking…” “Maybe if your room was more organized, you’d be getting TWICE as many offers!” “Mmf.”
I feel so pressured. I want to make sure i choose something that i like and not suffer from burnout. If i go into Marketing & PR, my art will take a downturn… and what will happen to it?! I just spent 6 GRAND on my camera! Been talking to so many people about it and i still don’t know what to do My heart and head is muddling things up
Now even my chest is hurting “Maybe its heartburn,” muttered Smellie sleepily “Aurgh…”
If only i could just take pictures of ponies, travel, drink Malibu, paint, read, teach kids how to do art and tell them fairytales and live happily ever after.
(surprise shot by VJ @ Bangkok)
To calm myself down I looked at pictures of my past holidays (Also, to kill time while the damn email takes ages sending files out to potential clients)
HotAlcoJason’s foot and mine @ Kuantan 2004
T’was a beautiful day with the shallow water reflecting the gloomy sky
I really miss my monkey Was thinking all weekend how i wish you were here So i could blar everything out to you and you’d know how to make me see things clearly
I’m tired of thinking Was thinking all weekend
Been So Very Busy
So very busy moving, family dinner, boyfriend time, socialising, meetings Ugh i’m tired
I need more of me
Wouldn’t the world be a wonderful place if there were more JoyceTheFairies
So there i am Just got back from work Pacing up and down my room And i flopped onto my bed
I’m having a slight headache which is really abnormal for me
I have to do my CV I have to do my CV I have to do my CV I have to do my CV I have to do my CV
I’m supposed to have updated it ages and ages People from two months ago are silently breathing down my neck about it
I HAVE TO DO MY CV
I want to drink… I really want to go out and have easy mindless chatter The kind where you don’t have to think or layan But just happy talking and laughing
So few people can i do that with
First that comes to mind is PassedOutBen… But he’s working late tonight
AndrewBNBC? Hmm he said he’s damn busy with work as well
KeithRaymond is playing tennis
FaiTheMai only wants to go out with me “if it’s drinking teh ais.” “… erm okay la, i’ll call you and see how.”
Then it hit me
I called Eugene.
“Hey! Whatcha doin!” “Hey!… i’m having dinner now…” “What you doing after?” “You want someone to drink with righT!” “Let’s GO!” “Am i like, the tenth person you’re calling?” “NoOoOooo… i swear. You’re the first one i called.” “Later can ar?” “YAYYY!! I LOVE YOUUU!” “I’m having dinner now, call you right after k. Then we go.” “Okay cool. I have some stuff to do on the com first too.” “See you later bitch.”
Yeah. Now that’s what i’m talking about! Now i can update my CV with peace of mind with drive to spur me on
When i’m overseas next time!!! I KNOW that *i* pay for a call when someone calls *me* when *i’m* overseas.
BUT I DIDN’T THINK IT’LL COME UP TO RM500!!!
AUGHHHH!!!!!
I went to Bangkok for 5 measly days and my abroad calls came up to FIVE FREAKING HUNDRED RINGGIT
“You know, with 500, you could buy so many other things…. like 10 bottles of Malibu for example,” Daddy said flatly “Can you not… compare it with alcohol?!” i moaned back in distress
500 bucks 500 bucks can buy me damn alot of things 500 bucks i could go for a holiday nearby and not think twice 500 bucks could cover my accomodation and ticket for the Rainforest Musicfest 500 bucks i could buy more alco for my party 500 bucks i could decorate my whole room with fairy posters 500 bucks Ash can buy two and half pair of Levi’s 500 bucks can buy Kanch all her eye creams and masks 500 bucks buy Kevin 12 CDs
But no That 500 bucks was because i listened to Smellie tell me what video games he played with TL and Jo while i was away
