“What the hell is that?!” Smellie pointed at my tummy when he came home one afternoon “That,” i glared at him, “Is the stupid chop from last night cos you didn’t wash it off and you chopped me in your sleep.”
He fell on the bed next to me laughing
Dang. I’m actually rethinking putting this picture up because it looks kinda… chubby *bleargh* But i did lose weight!
“I lost weight! I’m 41 kg now,” i told Smellie just now “WHAT?! Are you sure you lost weight??” Fucker didn’t believe me “YES. I did!” I insisted, louder then before.
Like as if stating it louder makes it easier for it to enter the person’s head -_-
“Are you sure you’re 41 kg?!“ he declared incredulously, looking me up and down. I stared back at him with slit eyes, trying to muster up a good comeback RainbowGayDave cut in, “I think you’re heading in the wrong direction dude…”
Tiba-Tiba Only
I felt like putting my exboyfriend’s picture up Actually no la I wanted to put a pic of his *car* up, then i thought might as well chuck the owner in as well
ExBfAfzy is extremely metrosexual and vain He also thinks he’s black
Omg
AdamPoserPan is all that too Okay okay stop comparing Joyce Comparing boyfriends is bad just stop it stopit stopit
Anyway we went out for a year and a half (i think) while i was still in college I got over him but PassedOutBen never got over why i broke up with someone hot
“He’s so hot. He’s really hot.” “Ben. Let it go.”
Anyway, he was bloody excited to show off the new air brush art on his car
“Fake LV! Fake LV!!!” I’d shout annoyingly “Shut up! It’s damn nice okay!” he’d growl at me while glancing proudly at the bonnet
Okay la it *is* pretty cool I met his girlfriend before but i only really really spoke to her in Velvet two weeks back Omg i like her SO MUCH BETTER then his ex Who was a horror And who broke up with him right after i said hi to him for 3 seconds at a rave
Isn’t she pretty?
“Hey Nurul said she really likes you.” He told me “Of course she would! Everyone likes me after they talk to me!” I simply blared “Idiot. Cos she didn’t like ——–“ “Well, we were drinking and talking. Alcohol bonds.” “Stupid.”
We got along really fine to the extent we’d push Afzan away when he came near us to listen He’d go back to his friends waving his arms around exclaiming that ‘his ex and his gf didn’t want him around’
That was also the night i spent with AlcoJason He was in town and we bonded over wine in BarSavanh before moving on to Velvet
This Is Called Skill.
I went for M! The Opera last night It was their gala night so the prime minister was attending and i had to take pictures of him la la la And i’m very proud of myself for being able to jostle with other photographers while wearing a long dress and heels, including rushing backwards while running up stairs
That is called skill okay.
Right after that i cabbed it to Saxophone to support PassedOutBen being a DJ for the night
So imagine me, in a swanky long dress, at a hard house event where everyone’s wearing flared shuffling pants
0_o
Damn out.
Then at 1:15 am, i hopped over to Velvet to join AzwinAndy and SmallSerenaC There was a pretty long line outside and i have to say – Velvet is doing some excellent crowd control these days But it’s hard to keep fairies out and i walked straight in :p
Lots and lots of peeps were there The BAT ppl, the Raymonds, Lan, Mooky, etc
Okay I’m lazy to blog about it already
I got other things to do, supposed to buy a birthday present, design someone’s namecard, hunt for my certs to photocopy, GAH not enough time!
I was 4-years-old and attended Bluebells kindergarten in Penang My best friends were Hooi Leng and another girl also called Joyce (Isn’t it baffling how i can remember all this? And then my memory started failing me in college)
We were to have a test. “A test!” thought i “A test is important! I’m going to get the best marks for the test,” i said solemnly to myself, “And show everyone how clever i am and Mommy will be so proud of me.”
I sat there plotting and imagined basking in glory when we got back our test results and oh joy, Joyce would have the best results!
The teacher placed a piece of paper in front of each of us. There was an outline of a leaf on the white sheet. She then went on to tell us to colour the leaf any way we wanted.
Oh c’mon, we were four. Though it’s highly possible four-year-olds now have harder tests :p
I looked around and saw everyone grabbing at all the green colour pencils. Light green, dark green, olive, turquoise green, they were all going like hot cakes. Oh well. Leaves are green after all right? And then a brilliant thought hit me.
“I won’t colour my leaf green! Everyone’s doing it. I’ll do something different and colour it rainbow-colour.”
So i gathered all the colour pencils from the spectrum of the rainbow and furiously started colouring my leaf, while keeping an eye on everyone’s progress at the same time. Being four and pretty stupid, nobody ever taught me that to fill in a leaf with various colours, you do not colour pink on top of blue on top of green on top of yellow on top of purple.
My leaf was turning out….. black.
I was horrified and panicked. In a rush, i started adding in more yellow to make it brighter. But no no no! It was getting more black! I coloured in more pink, praying my leaf would be brighter. It got even more black!
I fought back my tears and thought to myself that it wasn’t the end of the world.
In the end, everyone handed in beautiful green leaves and i handed in my black one rather dejectedly.
After that i learnt never to colour on top of colours again. And it really wasn’t the end of the world. Just a good lesson learnt partnered with a bruised ego.
My Dress Scheme
I really did not want to get smashed last night So i wore a short slutty dress And by golly! It worked!
AzwinAndy, FaiTheMai, CheeHooi, Akhi and i went to the Henessy party together last night Too lazy to put the pics up
I bugged them to go for TAG and to Velvet at around 1 am But upon walking into TAG for two minutes, i walked out
“Is it because i’m always tipsy in Tag, or is it really smoky in there today?” i coughed to FaiTheMai “No… it’s really smoky there today,” he confirmed
Is the ventilator spoilt or what? Fix it yo!
Velvet was so-so
I think we should have stayed at the Henessy party :p
I will always remember this traumatizing incident:
When i was in Form 4 (or Form 5, i can’t remember) there were this group of girls who loved the Moffats to bits *euch* And when the Moffats were going to have a concert here in KL, oh no! *fake gasp* it was to be held the day before our exams So those girls proceeded to make as many people as they could sign a petition asking the Moffats to perform after our exams so they could go for it -_-
I mean, seriously, like as if the Moffats don’t have a schedule to keep to?
But anyway, i remember how i was alone in a classroom and they fucking cornered me to sign the stupid petition And i was thinking where the fuCK are my friends when i need them around to back me up and bang the moffats MAN For one, you don’t FORCE people to sign a petition That’s not a petition then It’s wheedling
That’s like, the best sneer i’ve seen in a long time.
Hahaha, private joke ๐
Whatmore Rudy’s chewing on spectacles, how intellectual (if not unhygenic) And his band is more famous then your band too Mwahaha
Alright So she didn’t say that SmallSerenaC doesn’t curse okay
Then we all went to some club there which name i forgot (how unsurprising for Joyce)
I dreamt Lim screamed at me the other night It was SO LOUD in my dream He kept on going “HOT SAUCE! CHINESE LOVER!!!”
I’s personally terrified of Jake He’s tall and big and black and looks fierce and sometimes, i don’t know whether he’s joking or not when he scolds somebody
0_o
But then later on when i was tipsy, my fear ran away And i gave him a LittleGirlHug and took a picture
Dang, their heads are cut out so you can’t see how their hairstyles are so similar
Walau CRAP Just as i was gonna start writing the text for it Smellie calls and says he’s on the way here now with MareDiva
WINE TIME! Laters ๐
I’m SorteD. Not.
Been going through heaps and heaps of my photography folders lately to source for images to send to people as samples And i realise there ARE SO MANY PICTURES i had wanted to blog about But as time went on, more pictures accumulated and i just forgot
This was when i met Roger Sanchez last year I don’t think the picture was even used in the magazine in the end
Not Bad.
I don’t have to relink everything again
*phew*
I called DaddyDearest “Eh. Can you activate my card to be used online?” “Cannot. Southern Bank cannot.” “…*sniff*… then how?” “Use my other card.”
My hits shot up today because everyone thinks KinkyBlueFairy is dying is it…
-_-
I know my premium expired cos AdamPoserPan told me so. But i didn’t bother upgrading it yet cos his place has no internet And i’m not some blogger who will go straight home just to make sure her blog is safe (though actually i’m annoyed i have to link everything again UGH.)
I just tried with my beloved much-used-and-abused Platinum Mastercard … And it’s not working So i asked Daddy
“Eh… why my card can’t upgrade my blog?” “What are you talking about? Oh. Your blog. Your card cannot use on internet.” “Eh… then how did i use it to buy my air tickets last time?!” “You used mine wut remember.” “Ish.” “Try the other one la.” “… oh yeah. Ookay.”
So i tried my virgin Diners card Even though Xanga doesn’t accept Diners
I don’t have time for this fiddling now la! I have a meeting at the Ritz in an hour, the city will be jammed cos it’s raining I have a movie screening I have a wine date
I have my life first!
Maybe someone can go help me pay for it first as a birthday present *hint* *hint*
It was a rare morning Putting on my string bikini and a bathrobe I finally went down to the pool After staying at the apartment for almost a year I finally went down to the pool haha!
Daddy bought Hakka Mee from Seremban!
I was happily mumbling about hakka mee to Smellie on the phone, “My dad bought HAKKA MEE! Damn nice weiiiii…” “Really? Yay!!!” Damn layan man. Then i heard him turning to BhaveshCanDrive in the car, “What the hell is hakka mee?”
-_-‘
My skinny white padawan boyfriend has much to learn.
On other notes, QueenKanch and MaryBerry are in Penang Two of them Together For nine days I hope they don’t kill each other by the time they get back
