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Thursday April 6, 2006

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The Boys Have A Go

The other day i followed the boys to Pertama Complex because they wanted to buy football shoes

Oh Joy.

I repeat, oh joy.

Then in return, they temaned me for a short meeting with Vogue owner, Jovin
Actually
The reason they temaned me is so they could have beer

So i’m really just an accessory in their schedule

I have no clue why but suddenly they all started taking pics with my digicam which is always in my bag

AzwinAndy has horrible shaky hands
Maybe he’s too busy shaking other things?

FaiTheMai has better skill

Ahwin tak puas and tried again -_-

Poor boys must have been bored cos they took loads of pictures after that while i was talking to Jovin

Akhi got his sms accidentally deleted cos Fai damn sibuk

CheeHooi so jolly

Good God. I look like i have a spastic arm.

Lookee! My fuchsia bag straps

Below, i think AzwinAndy looks like a rabbit

Hmm
If you came this far

I swear that was one of the most boring posts i ever did…

*All pictures taken by the boys*

Wednesday April 5, 2006

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Happy Birthday Becky!

My brother’s girlfriend turns 21 today 

We went to layan at her party last Sunday night @ Duta Vista

Becky‘s in the blue flowery top
NickIsTaller is holding her
Matthew (see i remember your name!) is in blue
RainbowGayDave is grinning and grabbing my bum
I’m the tiniest one there and had no idea that the rainbow ho was molesting me (so hey, that’s my i’m-not-being-molested face) and
AdamPoserPan with his hair tied up, thank god now it’s no longer possible 

I really fancy the dress i’m wearing
Can just imagine AshleyTheMonkey going ‘euch!’ cos our tastes are so different
I got it for a startling RM25 in Bangkok
Bloody Adam says it looks like a curtain

So now everytime i see it i babble to myself in my head
“Curtain dress curtain dress curtain dress…”

There was a little girl there called Eunice
She was soooo cute and angelic-looking in a long white dress
Then the fairy devil popped into the picture
Looking down at her, i held out my cup of CranberryVodka
“Wanna drink?” while nodding and smiling like the old woman offering the apple to SnowWhite

Before she could answer, RainbowGayDave dragged me away with scoldings in tow

And because i’m sitting in front of the pc supposedly doing work
I shall upload pics at the same time

Taken ages ago in Malacca

Okay these few aren’t so great cos i didn’t think we were supposed to take pictures in there and i was hurrying

Sure enough the lady came up to me and said no pictures allowed after that

So creepy…

I took loads of pics in this artist’s place last time
In another post
You go find la :p

Ooh one of my favourites from the trip
I dunno, i just really fancy the angle

I fancy this one too

And of course, how can Malacca be complete without Chicken Ball Rice?!

Great. Just great.
Looking at it now is making me mighty hungry in the middle of the night.

GODDAMMIT

Chop Chung Wah!

So happs man the name.

Like Yeoh Chin Kuan!

I love taking pics of strangers.

One day i might get whacked up but so far… the worst scenario i had was taking a fierce lady with a butcher knife in her hand in Kota Kinabalu, she glared at me, and SuYin pulled me away in a mighty hurry

Bla bla bla i don’t really like this picture above
So typical.

This room i’m sitting in leads into an artist’s space
I forgot his name
It was a gorgeous-can-die-dot-com place to take photos…
But he didn’t allow me to
-_-

Now, see.
If he *did* allow me to, i would’ve written his name down cos i would have remembered and he would have got *some* publicity at the very least

After plodding around in the heat
The best sight that greeted me was…. cold beer.

Goddamn. Just looking at it… i can… taste it….

The kwailo wasn’t hot also la.
I took it cos of the hat the little girl wore.
But she wasn’t that little come to think of it, that’s the thing with little kwailo girls

They’re my size
And look like they could beat me to a pulp lest… i dunno! – They thought i was bitching about them or something -_-

Then i saw some school kids and pretended to be a lion and chased them while roaring

Then they ran away.

This is yet another dumbass picture
Just that it’s not so dumbass to me because we weren’t allowed to take pictures of poor Mr. Albino Snake

And yet again i got halau-ed
:p

What’s up with Malacca and their no-picture policy man?
Luckily i look like a little kid and am forever snapping, running off
Or giving my apologetic wide-eyed ‘ohmigod i didn’t know!’ look


Chalk Another Druggie Up

“Why did you even start? You also knew right, that once you start, you won’t want to stop…”
“I know, i know.”
“Why do you think i don’t take it? Fuck man. Cos i’m damn scared i KNOW i’ll like it so much, i probably won’t stop.”
“I know… that was the last time okay? Promise, promise.”

I softened slightly

“Let’s make a deal. If you take fai chai again, i get to stick fairies ALL OVER YOUR CAR.”

My cackling contagiously cracked him up too.

“Whatthefuck…”
“Yup. Fairies ALL OVER your car, man. Inside, outside, on the windows. Deal?”
“Okay okay, deal.”

Fine. I took drugs once before. In Europe.
And i *am* glad i didn’t stay in that particular city long enough with my wild friends to continue taking it cos… i probably would have.
It’s damn addictive.

So when i came back here, i didn’t touch the stuff.
Alcohol has always been my drug.
I’m not saying alcohol in bigger doses is any better.
But there’s a reason drugs are illegal ey?

Apparently even after the threatening with fairies, it didn’t work.

Word passes on to me even tho i never pry whether you took anymore.
I guess people like telling fairies things :p

In truth, i’m quite disappointed and worried.

I’m not even sure what to write here because all the thoughts are jumbling up in my head now
I know so many people around us take stuff…
But fuck, you did without it for so long and now suddenly you fell into it…
Abit wasted right.
Might as well you just take from young -_-

Btw, you’re still going to get fairies all over the car.


It’s 4:30 am

And i’m allowing myself to crap online abit before continuing my last bit ‘o work
Which shouldn’t take too long… i hope

So i went to check out BubblyBelindaC’s blog
Where she took some doggie test

What Breed of Dog Are You?
Brought to you by Tickle

I read it thinking, “Mmmf. Whatever breed also surely a bitch right.”
I meant me la, not her
She’s probably one of the non-bitchiest people i know in kl

So i took the doggie test

I’m a golden retriever 

No bones about it, you’re a popular, fun-loving Golden Retriever. Adored by all and too cool for school, you’re extroverted and enthusiastic. Your magnetic personality makes you the life of any bash. Since you’re a true people-dog, you genuinely love all kinds of social gatherings. Going to parties, dinners, and other shindigs is the best way to add faces to your constantly growing circle of friends. But besides being on the social A-list, you’re a confident, well-rounded pup who’s definitely something to bark about. Pretty accomplished at anything you set your mind to, your sunny nature and winning ways make you one of everyone’s favorite dogs. Woof!

Now how the heck did it go to the partying thing when i answered things like i don’t like karoake (which equals to unsporting) …
The only thing i answered that was remotely related to partying was something positive about wine


WAHAHAHA!!!

Because i don’t believe in this test shit
I took it AGAIN, you know how some questions hold two answers for you right?

Then i got a pug!

Kevin!

I’m YOU! HAHAHA! 

No bones about it, you’re an intelligent, playful Pug. Witty and charming, you’re a lot of dog wrapped in a small package. People just love you โ€” a wonderful approachability and sense of humor put you at the top of everyone’s list. And because you’re smart and quick-witted, you attract a crowd wherever you go. (Have you ever considered running for office or starting a company? You’ve got the charisma for either.) But that doesn’t mean you can’t be a little naughty or mischievous when opportunity knocks โ€” you’ve definitely got a nose for fun! A happy, optimistic breed, you’re admired and respected by all. Woof!

Wednesday April 5, 2006

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I Shouldn’t Have Cut

my fingernails
Cos being the champion that i am, i lost the stylus for the O2 mini
I remember thinking to myself,
“Oh yeah better leave the stylus at home because knowing me in my party party state, i’ll lose it.”

And i did
Because i forgot to leave it home
 

If i remember correctly, it’s about RM 60 for the stupid stick
BLAR
If so, then it’s the same as me giving money to the toilet cleaner when i was drunk

Thank God He Cut

his hair
No more blonde weasel
*phew*


Fairy Not Happy.

I’m just so tired from yesterday
And aggravated from my shitty sleep
And irritated at the blasted ants
And annoyed AT YOU
And moody

With so much work to do

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Monday April 3, 2006

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Good God, it just *had* to be a picture of me with wine… yet again -_-

I’ve got a shitload of things to do but this picture HAD TO GO UP

  Happy Birthday Andy 

Thank you for everything that you have been (and are) still teaching me
Without you, i’d probably be bawling my eyes out at some jobs
Thanks for always being so fucking patient and answering all my dumbass photography questions
Thanks for nagging me and giving me advice when i’m being immature

 


Do All Dogs Go To Heaven?

Exactly a year ago, i blogged about my dog, Steven

Just recently, he’s been having more problems due to old age

Just writing that sentence down is making me tear
He’s got some infection under his neck, his fur is dropping and he’s more white now then last year

Asked QueenKanch about it just now since she’s an expert in dogs and vets (as well as insurance, banks and law -_- )

Last couple of years, i admit i used to be damn lazy and walked him a simple block around my neighbourhood compared to the fields i’d go running with him in years ago
Now, after half that short block, he starts walking really slowly and i’d wait for him to rest a bit

Sometimes when we call him, he doesn’t seem to able to hear us
I think he’s a bit deaf now…

Everyone’s telling me smaller dogs live longer…
But i don’t know how i will take seeing him suffer when he’s even older…

My long doggie post when he was much healthier


Bass Agents @ Saxophone

I loved loved loved the flyer PassedOutBen gave to me
It’s matte *touches lovingly* and the design is fucking awesome and i marveled at it for a good minute
Not a big surprise HardSequence event flyers always look so good cos the designers are from Zouk *shh*

PassedOutBen said i was being a bitch that night
But let me explain

I don’t carry my SLR around for nuts
I only take it out with me when i have work, or when i really want to take proper pictures
I’m not those photography freaks who carry their big ass camera around with them everywhere
Fine, i do carry a camera around with me everywhere, but it’s usually the small Nikon digicam cos hey, i think alot of people don’t appreciate what fantastic pictures even a small digicam can take nowadays
You just have to open your eyes AND read your damn manual

I can’t stand it when people whine that something’s wrong with their digicam just cos they don’t bother to read their manual after paying 1k plus for it

So anyway
I went to the bathroom and left my camera with Johnson for five minutes
Upon returning, Cris and him were playing with it
My camera
They were playing with my camera
My baby…

Okay okay i tahan-ed
Nevermind
So turned my attention on DramaticKim and chatted with her

But i really couldn’t tahan so i lost it
I lost it

“Can you like, not play with my camera and turn it off already? I DAMN EMO.”

Sorry guys, it’s not you.
It’s me.

I told PassedOutBen about it

“You’re sooo bitchy man!”
“NoOooo… it’s like… you giving your car keys to someone and they take it for a joyride when you get backkk!”
“Such a bitch man, Joyce.”
“No… come on, even if i asked someone to hold my digicam for awhile, i don’t expect them to turn it on and look through the pics of play with it! It’s like… ugh, my heart hurt okay… even Adam or any of my other close friends never played with it!”

My heart diD hurt… it felt like…. jealousy
But it wasn’t green like jealousy
More like a purple-y blue-y, ouch, strangled kinda feeling

Bwek
Okay so i hope you get how i feel  :p

Wahaha, i just HAD to put this bad picture of you up

And because the Bass Agents rule.


The Queen Is Back

Had a glorious dinner and long coffee with QueenKanch just now

The first thing she did was gawk, “Oh my god! You changed so much! Your hair is so long! Did *that* much change in 9 days?!?!”
“Daymn girl,” i just grinned back cos i missed her so, “Aren’t you gonna say how i lost weight or my tits got bigger?” i joked

Her being away for 9 days brought on damn alot of catching up

I must say i don’t have a very good impression of the Red.fm team now tho
*looks at ceiling*

:: edit ::
omg Kanch *LOOK!*
You helped wake me up last time hahaha!
Cos i had to do my stupid MUCH-HATED marker visuals in college *ugh*
Thank god i left that allll behind now
Okay *bleargh* i’m being damn childish and procrastinating my work by reading my past posts
So fun!
This is why i have a blog haha!

Oh man
I was such a happy child (smellie always calls me that) some time back…
*click*
I realise i don’t write like that anymore
But i LIKE reading that writing
I grew up…?
Or i got more boring? ๐Ÿ™


Confirmed Cannot. Cheh.


I bought a copy of Cleo (which i never do, i’d rather buy Harper’s Bazaar) just to check out the Cleo’s Most Eligible Bachelors
AzwinAndy is Bachelor #7
AdamPoserPan is Bachelor #11

“7-11, open all day and all night!”
– copyright of JJ (something along those lines la)

I can’t believe some of the people that are in there and was having thoughts while flipping through the pages like
“Hmm… hey he’s so not bachelor-like… *flip*… hey argh i hate him….*flip*.. hey someone told me he stinks in bed… hey he’s gay…*flip*flip*… hey you’re taken already…”
Either there are really no more bachelors in kl or Cleo’s not sourcing for their men properly

But there *are* some pretty interesting ones

“So do i get to meet the other bachelors?” i wiggled my eyebrows at Smellie
“Cannot.”
“But whyyyyy,” i whined
“Cannot.”
“But i’m with you wut…”
“Cannot.”
“It’s just meeting th..”
“Cannot.” He cut me off again.

Cheh.