Everytime i’m just really tired, i put on Chinese songs I love the tunes though i have no freaking clue what they’re whining beautifully about Sometimes i sing along But i sing all the syllables wrong So i’m probably changing the entire meaning of the song if you hear me
I hate miscomm Have to edit this article cos i thought it was supposed to be pinpointing on something when it was supposed to be pinpointing on something else
Everybody Loves TL
After my party i have a few friends telling me how hot they think TL is Hell, *I* think TL is hot too MareDiva thinks TL is hot as well
“Eh… your friend TL is quite hot yeah…” “Oh no, not you too!” “Why…!?” “No la, he is. But i’ve been hearing that from damn alot of people hee hee.”
I mean, you know what? Fuck Cleo’s Most Eligible Bachelors They missed out a fantabulous bachelor working barely 2 km from the Cleo office
I was joking to others that i’d put up KinkyBlueFairy’s Most Eligible Bachelors List But obviously i say only and don’t have time to do it
Okay, let’s compare Mr. Cleo Eligible Bachelor #11 on the left (let’s call him #11 for short) And TL on the right
Taken @ Zeta Bar last week
What the hell is #11 doing with his tongue and mouth?! And in classy Zeta Bar too!
FAIL DOT COM
Whereas for TL Ooh He’s posing gallantly and looking to the side nonchalantly Such camera eveready-ness! Such machoism!
I’m sure the choice here is obvious
TL gets a trophy AND a medal!
It’s never just about the looks Girls (and gays) today want more then just looks There has to be character as well
Let’s see
TL = AdamPoserPan’s producer = intelligent and hardworking He’s damn funny and super down to earth and wonderful to talk to And it’s so amazing what a freaking gentleman he is Always so polite, with a (some would say) sexy smile that spreads easily on his face (Eh i’m writing about TL for all YOUR benefits okay. But i cannot write kau kau la wait someone jealous)
He doesn’t smoke and drinks at reasonable amounts, and none if he’s going to drive He goes to church He works out *wiggles eyebrows*
Bottomline is, everyone can’t stop saying how nice he is Cos he’s so nice, i wonder whether he was brought up in Sitiawan and suddenly chucked in KL (But hmm wait someone else was brought up in Sitiawan and ended up being a total ho…) So that can’t be it
Adam: Dude, you’re too nice! TL: Wha… Me: There’s nothing wrong with being nice. Adam: Yeah, but he’s TOO nice, girls will take advantage of him Me: It’s okay, he has us to tell when he’s being too nice wut
TL is so nice that he didn’t want to leave me passed out in the car after my party while the rest went to McDs to eat Meanwhile, my bastardhell boyfriend left me in the car to suffocate and die And ended up luring TL away to McDs as well saying i’ll be FINE
Haha let’s end this post with what other people have said to me about TL
“Why is he single?” “I guess he’s fussy la. Good wut.” “Hmm.” “Eh please. He can get any girl he wants okay.”
“I want to go down on TL and suck his cock.” “….. erm okay….”
“Eh Adam’s friend, TL is so cute…” “Omg. You like him? *winks*” “No… i’m just saying he’s quite cute.” “AHAHA i’m gonna tell Adam!” “No, don’t!” “Okay i won’t la. He sure big mouth and tell TL anyway.” “Yeah la.”
“TL’s so sexy! I want to take him home!” “… I don’t think he’ll go home with you…”
“Omg TL is sooo hot… *fans self*” “Hee hee yea he is.” “Do you think he’ll sleep with me? Hahaha!” “I think he’ll be too scared.”
How long i can sit in the pc chair for hours and hours and the time just flieeeeeessss And after a while it doesn’t make sense to me anymore Cos it’s just numbers Numbers on the lower right hand corner of my screen 1… 2… 2:30… the sun is up… then hey it’s 6:40… the sun is down… then 8… 9…. 11… 1am…
I know i haven’t slept enough when i go to the bathroom And i swear i saw the bathroom door ripple 0_o
In the afternoon, my mother suddenly went into a
nagging frenzy
My brother fled to the garden out front I took my meal to the dining room outside to eat I mean, i can take her nagging sometimes, but when i’m high strung and have work on my mind, hearing how my brother has no pants to wear to work is not what i want to hear
Unfortunately for my brother’s girlfriend, she got stuck in the kitchen with my mother And consoled her while my mother banged things around the kitchen In the case of nagging, blood is NOT thicker then water
Nope
It’s because Rebecca isn’t related to my mother which is why poor her had to layan my mother
“What is this? You all think i’m a maid is it! I’m fifty-two years old and i have to pick up all the things from the rack cos noone wants to keep it! All know how to use! Dunno how to keep! *bangs cupboard*”
I feel like shmushing my face into my curry
“Aunty, don’t so angry la…” says Rebecca softly, wow this girl is amazing man. Can pujuk my mother somemore “HAIYO!” My mother still damn alot of energy
I sigh into my food It’s like, a stressful environment for an already stressful fairy is not good My brother decides to venture back into the house I look up at him in my pajamas, “Poor Rebecca man,” i whisper, “Gotta take Mommy’s nagging. Haha…” He looks back with a crooked smile, “Hmph. Ya lar.”
My brother is quite power regarding nagging Very similar to Daddy They can keep quiet even when she’s saying something unreasonable
As for me I totally cannot, that’s why i used to fight with her so much
See see see This is why i like writing at night when everything is quiet Everyone is asleep And everything flows so much easier
But then i threw a party on Good Friday Should have seen my mother’s face when i invited her for it It was her ‘you’re so going to hell’ face :p
Doop dee doo… It’s 6:30 am And i’m all good cos i had coffee Haven’t relied on coffee for so long that it’s working out really well for me StevenTheSpaniel is at my feet while i type We usually don’t let him into the house but since i’m awake and at the pc I thought, “Oh why not… i can make sure he doesn’t suddenly poo or pee somewhere.”
Wandering thoughts at wee hours:
I’m such a hypocrite Always nagging him to do his shit When I don’t even do mine
My dog My room My clothes
>_<
*slaps self*
Arien Girls Are Scary?
I realise i forgot to invite some people to my party :p And those that i remembered, some didn’t get the smss :p Haih, it was so last minute, i need a PA!
Bumping into FionaMalibu and Alan at the DKNY fashion show, I invited them for it too FionaMalibu is like, the only photographer chick in kl whom i’ve met and get along with grandly We both agreed that the others look damn butch and scary and stare cock at us :p
Alan then asked me, “So you’re Aries too?” “Yup,” i nodded “Fiona too! Her birthday’s next week!” “Oh really?!” “Yeah… Aries girls…” he paused before shuddering, “Scary. Poor Adam.” “Whatttt??” “Yeah. Quiet and keeps it in, then oh my god so scary when they blow.” “… Hmmm…”
I guess that’s true… people say i’m overdramatic But when it comes to anger, i can keep it in reasonably Till pushed over the edge And i blow and become this scary witch monster With blazing eyes, hard voice and scary slow breathing
People take a step back, cower or panic immediately *recollects memories of PassedOutBen going, “woi woi woi..”*
But then again That’s not often
*sob*
WHY does this always happen to me? Why why WHY
I’m rushing my deadlines that are ALL due on Monday morning And i have a shoot at SEVEN in the morning on Monday itself Omg omg i’m seriously damn stressed out now Was writing out a timeline for myself and what i have to do I just stared at the amount and fucking FREAKED OUT
People think freelancing doesn’t mean real work And i get damn emo Cos with freelancing, everyone might give you the same deadlines and then you end up thinking, “shit, whose work should i do first?!”
I agreed to go for the Tiger FC gathering at MuratMootsPietro’s place for a short time Cos i thought okay, better to get out of the house for awhile and chill And can see Smellie a bit for a kiss and hug I had one drink cos i so couldn’t get tipsy and lose the plot for work Jake was trying to make me drink somemore and pretended to merajuk when i turned it down And i just looked back forlornly 🙁
Somemore they had Absolut Raspberry and a peach one i didn’t get to try Damn
Fucking work!
Okay i’m just blabbing and letting loose for awhile here bla bla bla babble babble glook glook bibble blarrrrrr Sigh can tell i’m damn high strung right
Tried calling Smellie for a bit Cos hearing his voice would calm me down But bugger didn’t pick up -_- How la liddat
I just got off the phone with KinkyPugKevin after we babbled about my party last night And i felt like strangling him cos he said he’s gonna blog all the pictures before ME
HUH.
And so annoying that i can’t cos i don’t have time to edit them till Tuesday… Got too many deadlines, i daren’t play man
But because i CANNOT TAKE it, i’m gonna post a few up FIRST
Ha.
My cousin JingHua, i’m holding on to the pressie she gave me My other horrible smaller cousin didn’t turn up
Girly pic! FoxyLisa, me, QueenKanch, MaryBerry and JingHua
KimFluttersBy, me, AdamPoserPan I realise i don’t have many pics with the boyfriend cos he could only come after work which was 12 Surprisingly i was still standing
Okay
So i wasn’t standing by 2 am But i thought it wasn’t too bad that i passed out so late considering it was my birthday and i tried my best to avoid getting drunk early!
“Yeah, you passed out around 2 and everyone started taking pictures of you,” said AdamPoserPan I laughed, “Idiots. Sure la… all waiting only…!”
So yeah I’m putting a picture of myself passed out before all you fuckers do!
I had an excellent time, i hope you all did as well I was worried that there wouldn’t be enough alco but damn, there were still vodka cocktails left over
Thanks for coming
Oh yeah, thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes as well!
