I think we all insert the word ‘actually’ too much into our sentences So many of us Including me Example: “Actually, the top is actually not very expensive.”
So salah right
Last Friday i went for Emmeline’s birthday party @ Zeta Bar I guess i could say Friday was a marathon night which i haven’t done for ages and ages First i was at Velvet *zzzz* Then i had dinner and beer with FaiTheMai at the improved Terrace Bar Then i headed off to KL Hilton with May and AdrianTheModel at 11pm
Quite a few people were admiring the necklace YC made me for my birthday
LimDJBunga:Did YC make that?… Haha i knew it! It’s so her
Zalia of Hilton:Wow… nice necklace!!
AdrianTheModel was throwing chips into the air and catching them in his mouth At swanky Zeta Bar! The Horror!
I looked at him in disdain “Models… pfffft,” i pooh-poohed him
He just grinned and continued doing it -_-
Then FaiTheMai came to join us for a bit
We decided to leave at 2am
To Cynna, ok bla bla bla Smellie’s here cdannot blog anymore tata
In July for the Rainforest Musicfest!!! Managed to cajole KinkyPugKevin to come for it since he loves music and carefreeness so much As do i!
I loved it so much last year It’s the BEST event i’ve ever gone to among all the raves, concerts, parties, etc cos it just fills me up in some cheesy loved-up manner
I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!
Prime Meat
On Saturday morning, Smellie and i were drifting in and out of sleep When we finally ‘sort of’ awoke, we babbled about nonsensical things
“Do you know when our one-year anniversary is?” “…. oh my god.” “What?” “It’s today isn’t it?” I paused, “Mmmmf.”
He jumped-sat up in bed with the enthusiasm of a clown on New Year’s Eve.
Good God he was still at it. I didn’t know whether to merajuk or bang him on the head or laugh. Finally i broke his gila tirade –
“Eh.” “Yes baby?” “It’s tomorrow la doofus.” “….. oh.”
Damn useless can die dot com.
Later in the day, TL (being the perfect romantic guy) asked the DamnUselessCanDieDotCom, “So, what romantic anniversary thing are you planning or getting?” (something along those lines la)
DamnUselessCanDieDotCom: “Er…”
I saved him by popping my head from the back of the carseat “Talk about birthday present before anniversary one la. Haijo.”
……
BEEF.
I Osowan
I woke up Sunday feeling like dim sum Supposed to have lunch with PassedOutBen but… he was still passed out
And i was starving
So TL took me to eat chicken rice in SS2 while AdamPoserPan was working at 1U
And then, being in Terms & Conditions of Fabulous Girlfriend, i went there to teman him for the last hour of the 1 million ringgit thing I don’t even know what the exact contest name is, all i heard was one million ringgit and that rung in my head for the next hour
So this dude won the contest and had 97 seconds to put on boxing gloves, and chuck as much money from the box into a car as fast as he could
Okay la
I mean, obviously you can’t grab ALL the money… but some is better then none right
My heart stopped beating a second when he couldn’t grab at the money properly So Jake helped him ‘fluff’ it up and he was off running back and forth with chunks and chunks of counterfeit money
After that they count it la Damn hot somemore
In the end he won RM 48,600 (or 46,800)
Argh look at little Kalilah, so cute can die At one point i found myself standing among the First Wives Club with Jake and J.Lo’s babies So i freaked out silently and ran off to find some member of the Girlfriends’ Club (omg i’m being so lame -_- )
Intentionally left this picture bright because… it *was* damn bright and hot
After that we rushed off where he was supposed to play foosball with Click Five and their fans I never heard of The Click Five before this
The night before: “Wanna follow me?” “Erh… for what… (suddenly remembers T&A of Fab Gf)… hmm okay… are they hot?” “Yeah… i think so.”
When a boyfriend says that there’s a hot guy for you to gawk at and he’s bringing you there He’s totally lying
The fans were damn semangat Screaming and singing and shouting and playing games Super enthusiastic teenage girls
Pietro, Ean and Adam were trying to stall for time cos Hitz.tv was taking a bit long to interview the group upstairs in Breakers
So they played games Pietro: “Now everyone scream!” I didn’t expect the high-pitched screams and almost dropped my beer in shock
They gave out many many posters Pietro: “Who wants a poster, come up here and give me a hug!” Slut.
Minutes later, Ean: “Who wants a poster, come up and give me a hug!” Slut.
And then, Pietro: “Who wants a poster, come up and give Adam a hug!” Ho hum… I see Pietro peek at me: “Relax ar, Joyce!”
Ugh. Eh i’m relaxed okay, don’t la memalukan me liddat… >_< Adam can hug girls, i can hug guys la
I didn’t even take pictures of the Click Five because… they just weren’t hot “You lied!” i said to AdamPoserPan, “You said they were cute!” Music videos are such liars as well -_-‘
So i tried taking a picture of AdamPoserPan playing foosball And realised QueenKanch’s sister, Shal was blocking Haih, queen blood all running in the family hee hee
So Much For Self Control
Decided to teman QueenKanch to the wholesalers’ today to buy her stock JUST THE NIGHT BEFORE i was thinking to myself, ‘no more going out with Kanch, everytime she takes me somewhere, i see things, i end up shopping.’ “That’s because you have no self control.” She says “Bla bla bla, i have a disease okay. I forget all about my bills and seriously lose it…”
I love cheap awesome hawker food in KL streets
So i thought you know, hey i can do this I’m SURE i can go a whole day without buying anything And anyway, everything has to be bought in bulk and i can’t do that!
We were there at noon At 2 pm i was doing good Eyes glancing all over the place and all the clothes and fabrics but… can make it I think i lost it at around 3 pm See I don’t remember
Because she’s buying in bulk, i could tumpang her bulk and buy one piece here and one piece there for myself It was like Bangkok! But without having to pay airplane tickets and accomodation!
Obviously besides buying stuff for myself, i helped her carry all her shit as well Leaving her hands free so she could view new stock properly
It struck me how we looked at one point and cheekily commented, “Ooh how times have changed… chinese girl being an indian girl’s coolie!” Her eyes went wide, “WAH. Fucking racist!” “Hee hee.”
Kanch eats leftover food at the rubbish dump :p and doesn’t wanna get caught on cam
We finally reached home at 8pm EIGHT hours Quite the tiring also
I had to rush off with PassedOutBen so i left her to separate my clothes out for me Gave her a phonecall at midnight to see whether she had a problem with any of the clothes “I separated for you already…” “Oh, goodie!” “Yeah… my mom saw your pile and asked whether you have your own shop as well “
….
So much for the stern speech i gave myself about self-control and shopping… eep.
QueenKanch and i were to watch Gubra in Megamall But because someone took so long getting ready, we reached the mall 10 minutes before showtime Even though we were there before the movie I hate rushing and we decided to eat and chill instead @ Chopstick Noodle House and Starbucks
Surprisingly there was no traffic jam at 7pm when we drove (okay fine, *she* drove) to Asian Heritage Row For the launch of Maison, KL Clubland’s newest addition (pronounced “may-sorn” la okay, so many people saying it wrong…)
Oh yes I forgot to bring my camera -_- Me. Of all people. Forgot to bring my camera. *smacks forehead*
So all pictures are courtesy of KinkyPugKevin aka Kevin Yeoh aka Expatriate Lifestyle designer Comprende? & photoshopped by moi
To find Maison, you walk up Asian Heritage Row (say Bar Savanh is on your right) Till you see the Kurnia building Turn left onto the perpendicular road there Walk further up And Maison will be on your right
“I love the walls…” i said to Jimmy of Vida! mag “Yeah… imagine if you drink too much and scrape yourself on it.” “Ouch.”
I thought we were early for arriving at 7:40 But the place had quite a number of people milling around already Freeflow was from 7:30 – 9 pm Figures
Joachim sent me the press release for it a month or so back And he invited a couple of us for it So yeah la Must blog about it before my own birthday pics
At one point, QueenKanch wanted to fix her shoe So i held her glass for her while she did so AndyKho comes up with his camera and takes a few shots of me holding two glasses …. WHY DOES this always happen to me!? Victim of circumstance!!!
“NO giving that picture in to the magazine!!!” i firmly told him
According to Sam Vijendra, GM of Maison “We chose Maison that means ‘house’ in French, as our name as it is warm and inviting yet elegant and magnificent. This captures the spirit of out house as a place where everybody is welcome in the embrace of beauty.”
Okay I think the name is cool Maison… very the chic But welcome in the embrace of beauty?
So cheesy :p
But i have to admit there were alot of beautiful people around last night
Bumped into Greg as well I wasn’t surprised to bump into him there since the Zouk DJs were there as well (Fono, Blink) “Heh so i guess you’ll be going to Cynna later?” i made polite conversation “No! I don’t play there anymore!” Goddamn… i thought he spinned at Cynna… don’t tell me my freaking alco memory is failing me again… “Eh…?” “I play here now!” “Issit… ohhh so they stole you huh!”
DJ Gregoire and Don aka DJ Funkie Junkie will be spinning there every Saturday night from now on
How come they don’t play that song by Sophie E. Baxtor anymore
At first i was really too lazy and couldn’t be bothered to walk around and say hi to everyone there and chit chat and sip and socialise
So i plopped myself down on a couch and waved as friends past by So wannabe diva right >_<
Everyone was saying how nice upstairs was so we went to check it out Plus i was quite excited about viewing the opium beds i’ve been hearing so much about
It was freaking crowded upstairs
I wished i didn’t wear that decolletage top out yesterday It’s probably the most expensive top i have too, from Joseph’s in London Obviously i didn’t buy it (i couldn’t afford it!), it’s a pressie from my aunt I lost quite a bit of weight from working = lack of time to eat And even though i’m delighted to lose my tummy fat, i’m not so delighted to lose my tits
I whine to everyone about it
“Shit, last time when i wear this top, at least got cleavage… now it’s so nothing!” i moaned to QueenKanch “Shut up okay. Don’t say that to me.“
Even when i’m happily flaunting the sudden presence of my hip bones to Smellie, it’ll dip to woe “… but my tits are smaller now! whine whine whine” “It’s okay. It’s still a handful!” “whine whine whine whine”
I see Kyan everywhere i go now
Yes i know My forehead looks damn chat big here
“Joyce, why you always say i’m a flirt?” goes Lan with eyes a-twinkling “Cos you are la.” “I’m not… i always say what i mean.” “See see there you go again.”
Didn’t even take pics with everyone there Which was alot Takkan everytime go out take pics with everyone..! Sien
I’m pretty impressed with the place overall, nice and warm Oh yeah, speaking of warm, the ventilation upstairs sucks Maybe it’s cos it was too freaking crowded
And i think the pipes broke or something cos the (unisex) bathrooms upstairs had no water in the end
I got so fucking paranoid cos some guy was trying to pick me up there And i was being polite so of course we shook hands And i FREAKED OUT after that thinking “He didn’t get to wash his hands after going! Ew! YUCK!!!”
Bleargh
Ash knows how much i benci germs… stress can die dot com man
Someone started getting tipsy so i sternly told her ‘no more drinking’ cos she was going to drive Padahal, i come back and she’s finished her glass -_- Line of the night: “Your pussy is on my knee!”
PassedOutBen and i laughed so much
We ciau-ed at 11 to Velvet for awhile I have forgotten what super fun it is to slutdance with FoxyLisa! QueenKanch and KinkyPug had to come find me to go home
We left at 12:30 am on the dot
I know, so early right? Haha.
But Queen was tired, Puggy had work, and Smellie was sick at home so i wanted to go back and teman him *sound of whip*
Went home to find him damn pei cos of all the medicine he took Sure got leftover medicine wan… like cough mixture I damn emo okay cos someone at home threw my lovely pei cough mixture away…
Seriously couldn’t cos of work And today is my first day off since last week And holy fucking god it feels SO GOOD
I need to thank everyone who gave me such nice pressies EVEN THOUGH they didn’t come to the party
WTF?!
“No, don’t need okay.” “Let me get you it, Joyce.” “No, you didn’t even come and drink. Not valid liau.” “Too late.”
0_o
I got a package from DianaTang in Melbourne today I don’t think she reads my blog Every year she remembers my birthday and sends me something…. so fucking sweet can die dot com (dot my, as puggy would say) I’m really touched la…
StephTheVolcano got me this gorgeous fairy book She GOT SICK when she went to buy it So she didn’t get to come
0_o
BubblyBelindaC got me a skirt from Oz Even though she couldn’t make it as well
Rudy got me a gift cert on Amazon.com Even though he got food poisoning that night
Suanie had erm stuff coming/growing out her ear But she shared this fairy box with the others
