Hmm everyday, something happens in reaction to the whole ‘Everyone Loves TL’ post During some work i was doing, a particular someone who reads my blog leaned over and commented “You’re cute…” “Haha.” i replied politely “But i’m cuter…” “Uh-huh.” i continued layaning “But TL is cutest!” “…!! What?! A bit random right?!”
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Then just now while doing work on the pc, a stranger msns me But because they started off the conversation a bit differently saying they took a picture off my blog, i replied:
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Eh TL… you know that if you think you’re getting too much attention you can just tell me right?
You’re Never Too Old
For sleepovers The best thing is, i could never have sleepovers as a kid (cos my mother was strict and i had no life)
And now, i can have sleepovers but better yet! With alcohol
QueenKanch slept over the other night cos i told her i’d follow her to the wholesalers’ the next morning and it didn’t make sense for her to go back home and then meet up again the next day It was a really nice chilled out night with wine and chick flicks
I was sipping my wine reallllly slowly and still had a lot left in my glass FaiTheMai called QueenKanch and i knocked over my glass in the process of reaching over to pause ‘In Her Shoes’ There was a flurry of ‘oh shit!’, ‘i’ll call you back, Joyce spilt her wine!’ and ‘oh shitttt’ as we wiped up the wine from the sofa and the remote controls
Stupid thing is, Smellie just bought blankets to spread over the sofa to avoid stains like so But the wine HAD to spill on the part which wasn’t covered up -_-
As QueenKanch and i watched the movie, AdamPoserPan tidied up some of the moving stuff It felt kinda weird Usually it’s me bustling around feeling like a maid while he watches tv It felt weird, but it was a good kinda weird
“Oh my god, he’s being so good and cleaning up… i should bring you over more often,” i whispered to her
Anyway, Smellie finished up (sort of) and plopped himself down on the sofa to watch the last bits of the movie, “What kind of gay show is this?!” I thumped him. QueenKanch hated it too. She said it was too draggy. But then again, she and i have very different opinions in movies so…. liddat la
She spotted his Flash lunchbox
“What’s that?” “A lunchbox.” “Ohhh…” “So cool right? I used to carry one when i was six. I would so carry it to work now if i had to go into the office everyday.” “What?! It’s okay when you’re six years old okay! Not when you’re 23!” “No! Lunchboxes are like… panties. I wore panties when i was six and still wear them now! So it’s the same for lunchboxes too,” i stated with finality “What nonsense!” “It’s not nonsense.”
So yeah You’re never too old for sleepovers… or lunchboxes
So Smart
I told KelvinTSD we’d go watch the premier of MI3 together cos i had two passes I read the date on the invite wrong and just realised it an hour after the movie had already started
So i called him the next day
“Eh… SO SORRY but you know WHAT.” “… WHAT?!” “I read the date on the invite wrong… and it was actually yesterday… and not today :p “ “Oh my god.. you MONKEY.” “Sorry….” “You’re such a monkey.” “Sorry la…! This is the first time i did this okay! I also really wanted to watch it…”
*hic*
KinkyPugKevin already blogged about the shoot yesterday so i won’t mention much Just that after work, what should we do with all the bottles of beer… but drink it of course!
And since i already started drinking, i was too itchy to end the night early So i went to La Bodega @ Bangsar to join KeithRaymond for some wine It was really packed cos it’s their live band night at the lounge upstairs Bumped into a few people – Roen, Jay, Terry, Alia.
Then went home with a nice happy buzz, took a hot shower and passed out while watching ‘The L Word’ while Adam was layaning the boys outside
It’s nice to know your friend still thinks of you even though you’re both thousands of km apart
We had the grandest of times in college didn’t we, babe?
Blar thought i might as well put the pictures up before a few days pass and i lose semangat for it (much like my birthday ones :p) But my birthday ones *will* go up! Soon… this week.
Before i went to Zouk for their after party, AdamPoserPan called me up during my dinner “Guess what i won.” “What.” “Most Street Smart Bachelor!” *chokes on food*
Anyhow, i mentioned earlier i went to the party feeling damn full and sloth-like
SpicySazzy handed me a glass of champagne A very full glass of champagne
And what did some dumbfuck bachelor do, but knock me till half of it spilt down my tits and stomach He was trying to show some girl some dance move Yeah way to go, idiot He didn’t even realise -_- I was really tame that night due to being stuffed so i didn’t even scold him
Just wiped myself off, with some other bachelor sniggering at me from a corner -_-
I let myself get dragged around and introduced to some guys here and some guys there Forgot all their names :p In all honesty, i can’t tell who the bachelors are, and who are there because of invites Cos if the ones i didn’t know personally are bachelors… then hell they look worse real life then in their pictures
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Wah i’m so bitchy now Can tell right? :p I think it’s because i’m hungry and craving chicken rice ๐
FireAngelEelaine was there that night too She came outside when i reached and oh my Lord, that girl is LOUD
FA: WADDAFUCK?! Don’t BLOCK ME LA FUCKER!!! KinkyPugKevin: Me:
I forgot what she was cursing about… but yeah, that girl has some pretty loud speakers in that pretty tiny package Damn scary
“Eh… why she so loud wan… i scared la,” someone whispered to me “Erm she’s okay one la… just… …. full of emotion.”
I went to calm the fiery lady down “Eh, don’t so loud can or not…! Maintain la abit… maintain… think ladylike. Ladylike, ladylike!” “Oh. Okay.” She then pretends to pose like an anime with her finger to her lips and bats her eyelashes up at me
-_-
Adam made Resh show me a video of his baby daughter Damn cute
Resh: So when do i see one of yours? (something like that la) Me: *eyes bulging* Adam: Dude… don’t say that around her… don’t! Me: *tries to maintain* DRINK! *clinks glasses with Resh*
Okay I’m so not the mother type Mention marriage and children around me and i FREAK out My voice goes strangely hoarse as i go ‘hahaha’ trying to laugh it off My eyes get an unavoidable wide-eyed, gonna-pass-out glaze
I’m the kind that says things like she’d give her kid a hangover to teach them a lesson Or make her son wear pink to school when punishing him
See.
Okay la i’m lazy to storytell already Got to prepare my cam for something tomorrow Got to go make myself look decent cos QueenKanch invited someone along for dinner and i was planning on wearing my pajamas out Still wanna blog more pics but i have no time *Sob* Ciaus
Blasted Connection!
I came home just so i could go online We (or rather, he) hasn’t fixed the internet in the new place yet So the fairy is internetless there Oh woe
Got alot of magazines Got a hell lot of DVDs Got nice big screen Got alot of alco Got alot of new wine ๐ and new glasses too Got smellie people to rape Got nice TL to talk to Got alot of unwatched anime
But no internet I feel sort of strangled without internet
So i came home And then what happened?
NO INTERNET HAPPENED for three hours -_-‘ Something was wrong with the area connection Damn stress Switched the wires around just to make sure Switched the pc on and off three times Walked around the house Called QueenKanch to bitch about it
Then
I started praying :p
It went along the lines of, “Hi. God. I know i haven’t spoken to you for quite some time… but urhm… i know you’re doing this to me just to show how strong and powerful you are and how you control everything… and really, i KNOW you are in charge of EVERYTHING… but could you please not blar me and the internet now… please?…”
I was even looking up at the ceiling with my legs on the pc table while thinking that in my head.
It didn’t work.
God is confirmed boycotting me.
I guess he realised i couldn’t do my work after awhile so he cut me some slack… two hours after that.
Oh no, i’m not complaining! I’m grateful, i SWEAR. No wait, i didn’t just *swear* I’m being grateful, don’t cut the internet again… :p
Wow. TL Fans Galore.
I blog about TL and people start smsing me, squealing at me, and interrogating me where he is even
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A stranger asked me where TL was when i was out drinking last weekend
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Someone smsed me after she saw the picture of TL hugging the pillow: “Mahai, had to put up such a cute pic of him izit? Tempting me more only … -_-“
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Bumped into a girlfriend over the weekend and she didn’t even ask me how i was No She started squeaking about TL “Omg! I opened your blog today and EeeeEEEeee!! The picture of TL SO CUTE!!! EeeEEeee!!! I was like, *gasp!*”
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Other TL moments:
One night after drinking, someone dangles the teh ais straw from their fingers and points it tipsily at another drunk someone, “Eh. I heard you like TL too. Keep away you hear?”
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Apparently some guys are getting agitated that TL is getting so much attention “TL cute meh? Huh.” “Cute wut…”
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While Smellie, TL and i were busy moving all weekend, out of nowhere someone asks me “Oh, TL will be there right?” “Uh huh.” “Oh… hmmm…. want me to come and help?”
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Mahai, this is coming from someone who doesn’t stay nearby and wants to come help me MOVE HOUSE because of TL and not because of the exulted honour of helping a fairy?!
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I should start a TL Fan Club… and charge people money to join
Then i can stalk him, and take pictures of him, and report what he eats, and i’ll be damn rich cos everyone is so obsessed with him and will want to know!
And guys will pay me money to join too, if not because their gay, but because they’d want to know WHAT makes all the girls click for TL
I just got home from furniture and duvet shopping with the boys I wanna blog my pictures also cannot Got to go out for dinner with family then go over to Smellie’s to continue moving
TL takes pretty long to choose a duvet cover … Like, damn long -_-‘
But because he’s so freaking nice, it’s impossible to get impatient with him I damn layan somemore “Just pick the one with the bunny rabbits! It’d probably bring you good luck so you can hump like a rabbit!”
He so ignored me. He wanted some dull-coloured covers
“Get the lime and blue ones! Happy colours!” “I don’t want happy colours.”
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Hee hee i got SUCH an ADORABLE picture of him testing out the pillows
I also got a not-so-adorable picture of two buffoons fooling around with a new duvet
Been looking for a decent dress to wear tonight I say decent because it’s for a church friend’s wedding dinner And… even though i don’t show my face there anymore, i still *try* to dress decently and cover all my tattoos in their presence *looks at ceiling*
I gave up after awhile and came downstairs to blog kekeke
That was last Thursday night when i ventured out alone Went to a small private party at Bar Savanh where everyone either seemed to have something to do with horse riding, ice hockey or business Wonder where i fit in 0_o But i had fun listening to Sharifi tell me about how he started riding, all his travels and stories about his kids ๐
Yesterday was the whole Cleo Bachelor hoo ha
Gerald took me out for dinner at Vincenzo @ Bangsar since he couldn’t make it to my birthday That man is always jetsetting around the place, i can’t keep up! I had cod fish and gorgeous shiraz Time seriously flew and i didn’t realise how late it was Supposed to be at Zouk to layan all my so-called ‘bachelor’ friends at 10:30 pm
I reached at midnight How Joyce-typical :p
The dinner made me damn full So i slothed around the VIP area sipping on wine, trying to convince my bloated stomach that it could still take some alcohol
Alamak still got alot of pictures and bitching i wanna do but i HAVE to go get ready for the dinner -_-
Exactly a year ago, things have changed only slightly ๐ *click*
How Joyce Is Dumb
Everytime people ask me how many people visit my site, i simply say “Not alot la. About 200 a day…” “Are you sure?” “Yes, it’s my blog right. Of course i’m sure. I have the counter. Stop asking me.”
And that would be that.
EelaineFireangel was asking me on MSN the same question I replied Not alot wan la, about 100 plus to 200 plus uniques How can Really Where is your counter? I don’t see it on your main page Oh you can see it on my comments page
There was a long pause Then she replied
*vomits blood* 0_o *coughs blood* Whattttt If you put it on your comments page, it only counts the number of people visiting your comments page la!!!! omg really OMG Oops heh Can you imagine how many people visit your blog if that many visit your comments page?!
I could practically hear her yelling at me in cyberspace. Damn scary
So after that we tried putting a counter on my main page But stupid fucking xanga doesn’t allow me to put it on my Paid For template -_- So she got PaulTan to help me do it and after fiddling around with the javascript, he managed to put it on (though the only lack i have are referrals)
I told AdamPoserPan and FaiTheMai about it
Adam: I told you so! There were definitely more people then that reading it Me: Blar, i thought my counter was correct wut
FaiTheMai: I thought you knew! Me: No, i didn’t FaiTheMai: I thought you knew! *repeats himself* Me: No, i didn’t! Now i know la okay -_-
Yeah So from thinking that a few people read my blog a day to the actuality of 2,000 unique ones a day is… flattering and intimidating
Thoughts of Eeyer… now i will think of how many people will read it before writing something more personal comes up, to Hee hee hee can promo TL kau kau *sneaky grin*
New Pixie Cut
I FINALLY got time to go for a haircut This time i tried Milkah who operates from Qube @ Plaza Damas Wee hee i love it! After she forced me to keep my hair for one month plus, hell, it’d better be worth it! I have this SuperThinShort fringe now which reminds me of SueThePixie
MaryBerry: You look more chinese Me: I *am* chinese -_-
Still haven’t blogged my own birthday Damn alot of pictures la… gonna wait till i knoW i have a few hours in a stretch to do nothing
Monday i was an indian girl’s coolie Yesterday i was the white boy’s coolie, helping him carry groceries The only thing i got were caramel desserts, loads and loads of tomato juice and cheese to go with my wine
I realise i got so many bottles of nice wine for my birthday! (the leftovers that weren’t consumed the same night anyway) And it’s SO GREAT i can happily arrange my wine and alcohol stock in a corner without anyone taking it For one, Smellie doesn’t drink And TL drinks… Shandy! So cute! Haha
Oh yeah we finally moved
So for now, i’m all shut up about the mess cos there isn’t any Hmm i see Smellie making an effort to be cleaner by using a plate when eating in bed Golly! A sight never seen before.
And TL sweeps the living room before he goes to bed! Walau
There are lots of boxes at the side from the new entertainment system someone bought
Many many boxes
Big happy boxes
“Eh… when you throw all the boxes away, can leave one for me please?” “…*laughs* What, you wanna play with it?” “Yeah!… sorry, was really deprived as a child, haha!” “Okay, we’ll keep a box for you.” *sounds like a father talking to a five-year-old child* “Yay! I can sit in it… and urm drink wine.” “If one day i come home from work and see you sitting in a box peeking at me, i’m walking out.” “Hmph.”
Besides my errands of a haircut, grocery shopping, trying not to shop (hey that’s an effort okay!), i went for another driving lesson yesterday It was damn hot I tried dressing like a kid so that i don’t look like some old fart taking her driver’s license bloody six years after she’s legally able to
My phone rang while i was driving with the instructor next to me I reached for it cos i never know when it’s for work And ended up talking on the phone while practising driving >_< But he didn’t scold me
Oh! Oh! I parked Smellie’s car yesterday He made me do it but yelled out to brake even though i was parking soooooo slowly near the wall
I got alot of shit to do today la Bathe StevenTheSpaniel, groom him Sort out all my shopping
I whined to Daddy “I have no more space to put my clothes… i’ve been having the saME two cupboards since i was 13!” “This is good incentive for you to stop shopping “ “Mmmmf “
My clothes are all in my cupboard, suitcase, on the suitcase, on my bed, on my clothes rack and in a big plastic bag And they’re all clean And new
