It’s so obvious when i have some articles due I sit at home… and procrastinate I have all my research already I just… find other things to do
Like eat a burger Blog Take a two-hour nap cos the pc screen is hurting my eyes and end up having a nightmare -_-‘ Layan people on MSN Walk up and downstairs several times cos i forget what i wanted to get from upstairs and by walking downstairs empty-handed i remember what it is… Help Daddy put back all the little pieces on the keyboard after he’s cleaned it It’s like doing an old school father-daughter activity – puzzles Blog surf and end up taking a quiz to see what my name means
I was thinking ‘sure die’ if any mention of alcohol comes up
Instead, a topic of sanity comes up -_-
Questionable sanity? *choke* Then flashes of things that people have repeated to me countless times come up
AdamPoserPan: You’re a really weird girl, you know that?
PassedOutBen: You’re crazy. I don’t know why i’m friends with you.
RyanSoosayRaj: You nut
JingHua/JingHui/SmallsMinkyMin: My cousin is crazy.
SuckBallLouis: That’s just fucking weird. You know, there are some things that you should just keep to yourself and not tell people… Me:
FaiTheMai: *high-pitched voice* whaT?! *gives me a you’re-weird look*
AshleyTheMonky: Psycho.
QueenKanch: Freak.
And these are things they repeat to me…
Just yesterday someone and i were mindlessly rambling It came to a point where he was berating this girl for being weird “She’s weird.” “… so what? I’m weird too…”
I won’t berate a person for being weird… probably because people say the same about me but… i’m not psycho killer weird right. *looks left and right*
I don’t know about the cult part tho Is KinkyBlueFairy a cult? Maybe we can have mass fairy worship or something
Can just imagine Ashley’s eyes widening damn big and her going, “Ohmygod.” Actually, can imagine all the aforementioned people doing that…
Okay okay, it’s prollie cos i’m wearing red >_< Just layaning myself here
I ordered a dry martini A dry martini at Bond Bar costs RM28++ which comes up to RM32 *ouch* I wanted to sign for it But they only accept Visa -_- What the hell, so i fished out cash
When my ‘dry martini’ came, there was a lychee in it 0_o Hey, i didn’t order no lychee martini!
“Excuse me… i ordered a dry martini,” i said politely to the girl who took my order “This is a Bond dry martini.” I cocked my head to one side and was rather puzzled. A lychee in a dry martini? Erm… ooookay…. I sipped on it Oh my god You’re kidding me I’m paying 32 bucks for a too-sweet lychee martini that lacked alcohol terribly?
I sipped it again
Okay
This is definitely not a dry martini I’ve been conned!!! “This is horrible. Try it. There’s barely any alcohol,” i shoved it to VivaciousVeronica to try “It’s so watered down… give it back la. Tell them.” *sigh*
“Use your power as media!” Chak said enthusiastically I swear he had his fist pumping in the air, i just didn’t see it ” -_-‘ Please la. They won’t know who i am also… *whine* I want my dry martini…”
Luckily i got another waiter to attend to me “That’s not a dry martini,” he stared at the lychee bobbing rather dejectedly in the glass “Of course i know that. That’s why i’m telling you… i ordered a dry martini…”
He was really nice and exchanged it for me Obviously i didn’t shamelessly drink it all up before giving it back Only two small sips to be sure
Something’s wrong with my pc and i can’t open my work files So i’m waiting for the IT guy to come fix it (aka my brother)
I’m still feeling pei I really should be drinking water but… i’m too fuck lazy to walk to the fridge hence resolving to the Coke that’s next to me instead This is not good Earlier i was too lazy to walk to the kitchen, so i drank Sprite in the apartment living room -_-
Smellie and i were just stoning and watching Powerpuff Girls when we woke up
He heard someone outside the door and jumped off to the bedroom to get dressed I couldn’t be farked and didn’t move a limb Haiyo what’s the problem… we’re not that indecent… I couldn’t care less if TL saw me in my bathrobe and Chicken-Little-just-woke-up hair
But it wasn’t TL who walked in first It was some dude in football gear Omg damn shy, i didn’t think we were expecting company
It was TL’s cousin, Calvin He’s quite cute and gentlemanly too… must run in the family They don’t look the same though, TL has mata sepet but Calvin has big eyes Big cute anime-like eyes And oh get this, i thought he was 18 or 19 since he was gonna play football with the boys But he’s in Form 3 Form 3 = 15 years old
I think he’s not bad la for a 15-year-old
“When you’re single, give me a call and i’ll pimp you ,” i said to Calvin TL: “Uh-oh..”
Damn Pei
Feeling quite the pei today Bass Agents were awesome As expected we all mabuks
“Nothing’s going to spoil tonight, nothing’s going to spoil tonight,” PassedOutBen repeated with vehemence in the car on the way there
I shouldn’t have worn my ball bearing earrings Should have known that i’d lose them by feng-ing -_- I lost one side ๐
At the end of the night, i started babbling about some imaginary friend to PassedOutBen (poor him) and he chucked me home
Damn pei Blog later la Gonna go eat McD’s porridge first
“Where was the most outrageous place you had sex?” asked Chak, Mr. Editor of New Man
I stared at him
“Of all people, telling editors of magazines things like this IS NOT A SMART thing to do! Heck, some people don’t even tell *me* things anymore cos they’re scared i’ll use it in some way!”
He assured me that it was off the record
And stupid stupid me, i told him
Well it wasn’t with Smellie, so it’s not very hot gossip since it doesn’t involve His Local Celebness *ptui* right?
In return, Chuck told me his place as well Which must not have been very interesting cos typical forgetful me forgot it already -_-
Edit: i cheated and spelt his name correctly after KelvinTSD corrected me It’s Chak. Not Chuck Is it? What kinda name is CHAK. Makes me think of Chatuchak in Bangkok… He says so but i think he’s a mixture of siberian and iraqi … you’re kidding right
My Runny Nose
Goes with me running around
There was a raid at Velvet last night KinkyPugKev and i were happily bopping to Defected in the House when the lights came on and the music stopped at 2:20 am
Tiu
So much for timing everything so i could run up to TAG and party my last 30 minutes away there We tried walking out, obviously the coppers stopped us We tried walking out twice through the VIP area, but couldn’t as well
That’s weird… there are DEFINITELY less people in here now then when the lights came on… Takkan i didn’t notice people going out -_-
“Damn. This is my first time in a raid.” “What?! You go out so much and you’ve never been in a raid??” “Just lucky i guess…”
I couldn’t care less about the coppers checking me cos – i’m totally overaged. For Velvet, girls have to be 21, and guys have to be 23 (so they state). I’m 23. So i’m a legal guy in Velvet ๐ – i only drink
But it’s the whole hassle and time it takes for the raid to be over which makes me bothered cos i just want to stuff my face with supper, go home and sleep
CrazySandra, KinkyPugKev, FitEdward and myself found an open door at the side of the console which led out to the side of Terrace Bar
They had placed a stool there to prevent people from exiting A stool… Well done la
We went to eat chicken rice at P. Street and i ta pau-ed some back for Smellie before he had to go for work at 6 am
Both our schedules damn out this week When he works, i sleep When he’s free, i’m already out partying :p
Tonight: Bass Agents at Zouk Time to throw off the HighSoHeels, forget about wine for a night and pretend like i’m a teen again feng-ing to hard house
Yay!!!
Other happenings tonight which i couldn’t post up earlier cos stupid Xanga was moving their servers to New Jersey -_-‘ and noone could update
QueenKanch and i spent 7 hours walking today Not just 7 hours walking, but carrying stuff and looking out for CertainSomethings Quite tiring I wore my usual Eclipse slippers because i couldn’t take the blisters my pumps had blessed me with for the moment
Today a miracle happened
I stepped into Sungai Wang territory praying i wouldn’t shop Okay okay i did … But i didn’t shop for myself! I saw this awesome Adidas World Cup football jacket and got it for AdamPoserPan (England, what else -_- ) At first i was staring at it Should i get it should i get it Then Oh my god how often do i come across something which i most definitely think he’d like! So i got it
QueenKanch got something for a certain guy friend too She sifted through the rack of jerseys All the colourful jerseys
“Hey, this one… the colour is damn nice..!” she held it up “Oh my god you’re being such a girl. You do know that you should be buying the colours for the country he supports right…” -_-
She got the nice-coloured one anyway -_o
“Why are we buying things for boyfriends today? What HAPPENED. We lost the plot!” “Fuck. One jersey can buy a pair of shoes from Topshop… or nice tops from MNG…” “… ugh. Shaddup. That’s not the point okay.”
I think football jerseys are such a scam. (Obviously i’m not a football fan. Oh just pass me a martini and shoot me.)
Oh dear Imagine when World Cup starts… Shouting and cheering and Joyce staring at the screen blankly
Oo-er… i can imagine so many footie-lovers willing daggers to fly my way now Especially the big scary ones…
Like Jakeman 0_o Cos all he ever blogs about is football :p And imagining him throwing something at me is like… i bet he could pick Serena up and throw her at me
Okay i’m just babbling and stealing a neighbour’s wireless internet while Smellie is walking around looking for his ciggies.
“Maybe the fairies took it!!!”i giggled “Yeah.” He totally ignored me.
Oh he just found them In the pocket of his new jacket Cos he forgot he wore it for awhile -_-
Damn pei
Shit Timing
I was listening to a girlfriend ramble on and on about her current relationship Our third party who happened to be a male listened on albeit interestedly, the poor lad Our first beers gone, the seconds were ordered The conversation was a mixture of outbursts, nods of agreement and unbridled laughter
She said he said i said All jumbled up
He didn’t tell me, i found out myself You know he’s not lying Bullshit! That’s the thing about men, once they get with a girl a certain way, you have to remember that they could break up with you and get with the next one in the same way as well No Yes Opinions overlapping I’ve already been fucked over Sigh I was sorry to hear that I had the worst sex with the boyfriend who was the best kisser I think he jerked off before having sex with me Haha You think? I’m sure he did I could go on and on about it I’m sure she could I’m sure i would I’m sure i did
I’m not even going to bother with who said what Jumble jumble jumble I like jumbles People are afraid of jumbles Because things tend to stand uncertain And people don’t like feeling uncertain I don’t… sometimes
Wait
Sometimes i do It’s the excitement of not knowing where the flurry of life will blow you Whether it’s to the dodgy bar near your house or the elite club in the city heart To England or to Singapore
See there i go diverting from the topic yet again
*sound of tape screeching and rewinding*
So there she was talking about how it was much better if he had just told her before she found out
“Why did he have to hide it? Better then me finding out right.” “He probably didn’t think you’d find out.” “He said he was waiting for the right time. The right time?! There is no right time for telling this! It’s like diarrheoa. When it’s gotta go, it’s gotta go.”
Ohmygod. I’ve reached utter lameness and am blogging from a cyber cafe
-_-
Okay okay i have a good reason for this It’s because i’m in Hartamas for an appointment and i have to wait for someone to pick up a CD of photos before that so… Come to the cyber cafe and check email la
…And blog
*looks at ceiling*
I got so little sleep on Sunday night cos of work, blogging and the darling monkey called from NYC Surprisingly i didn’t pass out in the evening And ended up sweeping the whole apartment, and doing all the dishes 0_o
I didn’t have anything to do at night I stared up at three cupboards of DVDs thinking, “I have nothing to watch…” “Can die man. Like Veronica Lodge,” said PassedOutBen “Noooo… i just don’t feel like watching anything there….”
Then i went to the small library And reached for The Historian
I think lack of sleep made me hard for me to concentrate so i ended up turning to alcohol and anime and watching Naruto instead
There was this part in Naruto which made me laugh damn alot:
Kakashi Sensei was late Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were waiting for him
Sakura: Why does he always ask us to come early when he’s always late! I woke up early to blow dry my hair!
AHAHAHA!!! Like Kanch!!!!
I giggled on the sofa
Naruto: Yeah! *I* woke up late and didn’t have time to bathe or brush my teeth Sakura: Sasuke:
AHAHAHA!!! Like Adam!!!!!
I flopped over on the sofa laughing to myself
Damn layan heh
Other parts i laughed so much, TL could hear me from the bathroom during his shower Okay Stop thinking about TL in the shower now Stop it Stop it!!! I know *you* are
Last weekend was seriously Cupcake Weekend Or should i say, Cuppacake Weekend
AdamPoserPan and i were supposed to join KinkyPugKevin for Clickproject’s little event @ their Wondermilk outlet in Uptown
He couldn’t make it, partly my fault, cos i woke up craving for Burger King “Burger King! Burger King!” i’d been chanting since waking up in the afternoon So he took me to ta pau Burger King at the Curve drive thru And by the time we reached Uptown, he had to chuck me there and rush off for another engagement in Bangsar
“I want cupcakes! I want cupcakes!” he kept on bugging me “Okay okay i’ll buy for you okay.” “I want cupcakes! Cupcakes! Cupcakes!” “YES. I knowwww!!!”
Fuck, like little kid liddat
It was the first time i’ve been to the Wondermilk place since they moved The last time i went was with Donnamira (haha) for some other thing they had years ago
There was a guestbook – name, email, occupation, comment As i wrote down my particulars for ‘occupation’, KinkyPug was going, “Oh no you’re not…” But i was and i did I wrote down ‘fairy’ as occupation
HAHA
Then i wrote down ‘pug’ for his “You’re such an idiot.” “Haha!”
It was so cool, the little place was filled with tiny cupcake samples for guests to try
They were so pretty,
i couldn’t stop gawking and gazing at them when i first entered
“Ohmigod so cute! So cute!” i kept on going on to Kevin till he got bored of the same line and ignored me It was such a sight that i HAD to whip out the digicam to snap photos KinkyPugKevin was doing the same too
Then we’d glance at each other sheepishly, and yet seeing who’d be the first to keep their camera or continue taking
Damn shy la
See the pretty little things!!!
The icing on the top was super duper yummy and just right! Argh! I hadn’t had cupcakes with icing for so long! I WISH i had these made for my birthday… *makes mental note to have these and throw big fairy garden party next year*
Haha ok After staring at cupcakes pictures for so long, i got a tad pei and started playing Connect-The-Dots
I got a cute lil picture of KinkyPug and someone else scoffing cakes But that someone does not allow me to put the picture of her up
“I have this awesome picture of you stuffing your face like a squirrel with cupcakes!” “NO PUTTING THAT PICTURE OF ME UP!” “Okay… i’ll put a flower or something on top of your face okay… then at least can still see Kevin in the picture…” “Okay.”
But you know what, i found something BETTER then a flower to cover up your face!
…..
…..
…….
There was all this little bits and bobs for sale And i got so sucked into buying a fanzine (which i’ve never done before) Just Because There Was A Fairy On The Cover
Oh i thought the little silver flower brooch was quite cute But sadly i didn’t have a lot of cash with me and didn’t want to buy it as well Or else i would have… RM 7 in my purse if i did -_-
I wheedled KinkyPugKevin for it Which is really rare because i wouldn’t normally bother wheedling a gay guy See, straight guys will layan girls cos they still have that little hope of getting the chick into bed Whereas a gay guy… well if punani doesn’t turn him on, then how la
“The little rose thing… so cuteeeee!” “Dowan. Wasting money.” “But it’s only six bucks!” “You won’t wear it.” “I will i will i will!” “Cheh. Dowan.” “*sob*… I ask Adam later when he comes hee hee.”
But you know what? As i was walking down the main road much later, KinkyPugKevin fished a little silver something out and gave it to me Me, with my goldfish memory forgot all about wanting it by then (such a kid, right) and was truly surprised he bought it for me
It’s not about how much something costs
But it’s the sweet gesture of it altogether
I’ll treasure it, puggy
Eh so emo for a Monday, ok ok back to happiness and nonsense ๐
Then the animals started complaining about how little the Clickproject peeps pay them to pose there all night So kesian, i thought
After the white wabbit told me that, i was like Eh… 7 cupcakes for three hours does not = to 2 cupcakes an hour Math so bad, of course la people pay you so little to sit in a cage
The white wabbit shut up after that So much beef man
Then there was the little deer who was a bit cuckoo in the head “She’s been like that ever since she tripped on one of the M&M’s and fell over,” the talkative white wabbit whispered to me “Oh… okay.” I tried not to be judgemental But it’s a bit salah la when all the other animals are sitting angelically in their cages and there’s this deer posing ever-so-still next to the other cupcakes… pretending to be a cupcake
-_-
After i bought some cupcakes for AdamPoserPan, RyanMukati picked us up and we were off to Velvet for awhile (or so i thought)
I got all these Cuppacake stickers from Wondermilk and i didn’t know what to do with them So i stuck one on myself And proceeded to give stickers out to the Velvet and Zouk door bitches going, “Have a sticker!”
I still had some left over so i gave them out to friends inside or stuck it on them
“You’re being damn weird today…” KinkyPugKevin said “I’m always damn weird wut.” “No la… more weird, with the stickers and all.” “I haven’t even drank yet… i think it’s all the frosting on the cupcakes >_< “
RyanMukati left earlier… along with the cupcakes for AdamPoserPan in his car
0_o
“Where are my cupcakes?” the little boy asked when i went home “Argh shit, it’s in Ryan’s car…”
Then i went for lunch with Ryan today When i saw AdamPoserPan right after that “Where are my cupcakes?!” “Alamak! Forgot, it’s still in his car!”
Damn alot of trouble for cupcakes i swear.
I was showing and telling my cousins about the cupcake party during a family dinner earlier tonight They all wanted to eat the cupcakes too when i said i bought Adam some “I want one!” went JingHua “I want one!” went SmallMinkyMin Poor Smellie’s eye widened in ‘No!-All-Mine!’ Mode
After dinner, i called RyanMukati and we bersusah payah drove to SS2 to pick up the cupcakes “I have bad news and good news,” said Ryan “Oh no… what’s the bad news.” “The bad news is… about the cupcakes.”
Oh my god! I couldn’t take it anymore! Just getting THREE cupcakes to Adam is so DAMN HARD!!!
“FUCK. WHAT about the cupcakes?!?!” “…. my sister accidentally ate one.” “OH… phew ok ok that’s okay, still got two.”
So finally 26 hours after the Cuppacake Party, AdamPoserPan got his cupcakes Only two But better then nothing right
I peered at the colourful cupcakes in the car on the way home “Can i have one….?” He stared at me like as if i was asking for his right ball, mahai “Kidding la. Tiu.”
,” i said to Calvin
