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Sunday May 21, 2006

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Joyce Can Drive!

… Badly
*urk*

Just got back from driving AdamPoserPan’s car from Mont Kiara
“Good luck man,” goes MaryBerry to him
-_-

Hmmm ho hum…
I did okay…
Erm almost banged a red proton *sorry Mr. Red Proton* cos i didn’t see when i was cutting lanes at the traffic light
Poor Smellie almost had a heart attack and started breathing heavily

I felt damn bad.
“I’m going to fail tomorrow right,” I said quietly
“… You’ll be fine..!” he replied brightly

I’m taking my driving exam tomorrow
After 6 years of being chauffeured around and cabbing it… i’m finally taking my exam
>_<

I know you all (Ash, Louis, Adam) are afraid i’m going to kill someone or myself when i start driving
:p

The funny thing is Ash used to joke that all the radio stations will announce which area i’m in so that everyone will be more careful/avoid said area.

The ironic thing is it’s now possible for that to be announced (but obviously they wont la! They’re more professional then that!)

*sniff*

I’m so prepared to fail the exam.
Just asked my driving instructor how much it costs to retake it even before sitting for it
:p

Me: I’m taking the exam this Monday
Smalls: Sure fail wan
Me: Eh. Can give a bit more support or not.
Smalls: It runs in the Wong family. Sure fail wan.
Me: Bitch

Haih. If i pass, it’s actually a miracle la

I WILL NOT BRIBE.
Fuck them if they want to fail me but i’m definitely not going to bribe

Gotta run, MaryBerry taking me to Grease The Musical
*yay!*
I’m her date ๐Ÿ˜‰
Thank you Mary ๐Ÿ™‚

Friday May 19, 2006

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I’ve Got Sunshine!

Crazy
I’m super pooped actually
Been running around for 7 hours in PJ and KL
Took 5 taxis and the LRT twice

0_o

But now i’m at home listening to The Temptations’ My Girl

You know why?
Cos just now KinkyPugKev and i met up for lunch at Aseana Cafe @ KLCC and when a ray of sunlight hit the table, he went
“ARGH! Sun!”

I burst out laughing, “What. You’re a vampire now issit.”


Queen Got Celebrity Struck… For Once


QueenKanch has been cake crazy lately and dragged me to Bakerzin to try out their miniscule but devilishly yummy cakes
We went to the one at Bangsar Village
As we were chatting, she suddenly stoned
I thought she had enlightenment on what eye cream to get or something

“Oh my god Joyce. Is that Shah Rukh Khan!?”

I turned around in time to see Shah Rukh Khan casually strolling into the mall

“Yeah… looks like him.”
“Do you have your camera with you?!”
“Erm no… i didn’t bother bringing out today.”
“Whyyy?! What about your phone camera?”
“Er can la…”

Never seen her so star struck before
Usually she turns her nose up snootily at (local) celebrities and doesn’t give two fucks
Unless they get divorced or something, then she sometimes gives half a fuck la

She went on and on about the actor
I mean, yea la i watch Hindi movies too and he’s probably the hugest Indian male actor of all time
She kept on looking back to see whether he was coming back so she could take a picture
It was too tempting and i couldn’t resist…
“Eh oh my god he’s coming back…!”
She whipped around in a flash only to shoot me a ‘fuck you bitch’ look right after that

Heh, sorry la babe. Nice to kacau you.

She was commenting on how strange it was that he was in Bangsar, the Land of the Macha and yet there were no Indians stalking the hell out of him
I looked around
“Eh, you look around. Got malay, chinese, kwailos… Bangsar is not SO Indian at this time of the day la okay.”

I wanted to go to How&Why upstairs after that and ogle at art books
She layaned me and followed
As we were going up the escalator, we noticed damn alot of Indians outside the shop
“Eh, why so many Indians wan.”
“Eh. Maybe they’re students okay.”
“They’re OLD la!”

As we approached the shop, her radar picked up that *he* was in the shop
So everyone was outside waiting to stalk/pounce/touch/poke (Kanch wanted to poke his face and see whether she was dreaming -_- ) him

“Bloody hell… close the shop for him. Now i can’t even see my art books,” i grumbled
“It’s Shah Rukh Khan! Let him be!” she blared me as we turned around and headed towards Shoes Shoes Shoes

So yeah
Shah Rukh Khan is in KL shooting a movie

“Luckily you’re my witness. Or else noone would believe me.”
“Uh huh.”

Thursday May 18, 2006

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Queen Got Celebrity Struck… For Once

QueenKanch has been cake crazy lately and dragged me to Bakerzin to try out their miniscule but devilishly yummy cakes
We went to the one at Bangsar Village
As we were chatting, she suddenly stoned
I thought she had enlightenment on what eye cream to get or something

“Oh my god Joyce. Is that Shah Rukh Khan!?”

I turned around in time to see Shah Rukh Khan casually strolling into the mall

“Yeah… looks like him.”
“Do you have your camera with you?!”
“Erm no… i didn’t bother bringing out today.”
“Whyyy?! What about your phone camera?”
“Er can la…”

Never seen her so star struck before
Usually she turns her nose up snootily at (local) celebrities and doesn’t give two fucks
Unless they get divorced or something, then she sometimes gives half a fuck la

She went on and on about the actor
I mean, yea la i watch Hindi movies too and he’s probably the hugest Indian male actor of all time
She kept on looking back to see whether he was coming back so she could take a picture
It was too tempting and i couldn’t resist…
“Eh oh my god he’s coming back…!”
She whipped around in a flash only to shoot me a ‘fuck you bitch’ look right after that

Heh, sorry la babe. Nice to kacau you.

She was commenting on how strange it was that he was in Bangsar, the Land of the Macha and yet there were no Indians stalking the hell out of him
I looked around
“Eh, you look around. Got malay, chinese, kwailos… Bangsar is not SO Indian at this time of the day la okay.”

I wanted to go to How&Why upstairs after that and ogle at art books
She layaned me and followed
As we were going up the escalator, we noticed damn alot of Indian’s outside the shop
“Eh, why so many Indians wan.”
“Eh. Maybe they’re students okay.”
“They’re OLD la!”

As we approached the shop, her radar picked up that *he* was in the shop
So everyone was outside waiting to stalk/pounce/touch/poke (Kanch wanted to poke his face and see whether she was dreaming -_- ) him

“Bloody hell… close the shop for him. Now i can’t even see my art books,” i grumbled
“It’s Shah Rukh Khan! Let him be!” she blared me as we turned around and headed towards Shoes Shoes Shoes

So yeah
Shah Rukh Khan is in KL shooting a movie

“Luckily you’re my witness. Or else noone would believe me.”
“Uh huh.”

Thursday May 18, 2006

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I’m Gloriously Happy Today

And The Best Thing Is I Don’t Know Why!!!
I could simply state all the things that are happifying me today but it’ll come out all cheesy

I thought i lost that ability for a while
To get high on air and just be crazy happy

And i realised what is different today

I spent more time with ME today
No Smellie, no queen, noone

Alone time rocks my fairy socks.

I should do this more often
I’m always surrounded by people
Or when i’m alone = when i’m busy with work work work

So for once… i’m free right now and all alone!

Ahhh i’ve missed this feeling

I can so imagine people reading this going, “Oh my god, what’s she on man.”
Wouldn’t you want some too?!

Let’s see all the nice things that made today happy
It rained lightly and i wore my transparent (fashionably awesome but practically useless against rain) hoodie
It’s so cooling and not horribly hot today!

….

… Erh the more i think of things to be happy about
I’m actually coming up with non-happy things
0_o
Like i’m broke
I need to clean my room
I need to sort out my new clothes
QueenKanch isn’t letting me buy anymore clothes from her till i wear all my new ones ๐Ÿ™

But it’s weird
It’s not affecting me at all
God damn

………………………

Okay. Spoke too soon, something juST came up and it’s blahing me slightly… ever so slightly
But i won’t let it spoil my happiness no no no nononono

Wednesday May 17, 2006

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“Exactly a year ago”  IS BACK!

Exactly a year ago, Joyce got fairies published in T3 :p
Shameless muahaha…
*click*

For once i took the effort to stare at the html codes since FUCKING XANGA doesn’t let me go back on my own calendar anymore
In a way i don’t mind… then people won’t simply semangat go back in history by two years and read everything
So i stared at it for half a minute and figured out how the linking to the past posts work so i can put up my ‘exactly a year ago’ posts again!
It’s nice to know i’m not a complete idiot sometimes when i try

Omg i was happily clicking on the date links on that post and SEE AISHAH!
I wished you happy birthday last year too    (and shamelessly plugged my college)
*click*


HAPPY BIRTHDAY AISHAH!!!

You’re so far away
And all my pics with you are from college times ๐Ÿ™
Many hugs babe, hope you have a fabulous birthday
We’re old yo
0_o
Much love


Showing Fairy Love

AshleyTheMonkey and i were on MSN
4 am Malaysia = 4 pm New York

We were talking about how some people are silly enough to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend’s name onto themselves

Then as usual, we diverted to talking cock

*Fairy* says:

maybe i’ll ask my future husband to prove his undying love by tattooing ‘fairy’  :p

*Fairy* says:

sure no other girl will go out with him after that

ashybashy says:

irk

ashybashy says:

that’s like fai asking me to tattoo a football

I burst out laughing at that point – imagining Ash with a cartoon football tattooed on her

*Fairy* says:

LOL

*Fairy* says:

fuck i LOL-ed damn hard

*Fairy* says:

maybe. i should ask all my closest friends to do that (tattoo a fairy on themselves). eh? eh? *nudge*

ashybashy says:

i would if you’d tattoo a horn on your forehead

*Fairy* says:

-_-

ashybashy says:

lol


Bass Agents on May 13th

I don’t know la
I’m too lazy to think of an interesting title now
Damn alot of pictures, i wanna sleep already!

PassedOutBen did me a big favour that night
By taking me to kl an hour earlier then planned for me to do my work

After that we found ourselves at Terrace Bar with KinkyPugKevin
It was damn early
It was damn empty save for a couple more tables

“We’re so lame man. Everyday also come here.”

Okay okay so i love TAG and… so happened the Bass Agents were having an event there on Sat
And there was an event there the week before that as well
And before that

Even DoorBitchIvan blars me, “Why do you always come here? Not sick is it.”
Me: “Sick la. I have no life okay.”

I wanted to eat Chrissie’s beads but she wouldn’t let me
So i bit on Kevin’s arm instead

Okay. This person’s hand, like, totally ruined the picture -_-

DJ Terence C
Then there’s Adam C
And Serena C
And if MareDiva wanted, she could go Marion C as well

What’s with the ‘C’?!?

I saw a whole gaggle of my high school friends that night

Oh yeah, see my ball bearing earrings? *points up*
I lost one that night and upon going through my camera to see when i lost it, i realised it was when i was at you guys’ table!

WaiWah is one of the nicest guys on earth
Not as gentlemanly as TL but just as nice
Or maybe nicer *gasp*

All your fault Tin Yoong *simply puts blame*

Yeah if you noticed, Jimmy = Tin Yoong
Jimmy is his nama glamour *looks at sky*

I ran off to The Loft to see Casey for a bit
Then went back down cos everyone started sms-ing me asking where i disappeared off to
Thinking that i’d better not pull my typical disappearing act, i hurried back

Yeah! See Ah Hoong? (aka DJ Didjital)
I was trying to touch the superstar outside at Terrace Bar by sticking a finger out

“I wanna… I wanna…”
He moved away slightly
“I wanna… touch the superstarrrr….”
He gave up moving and let me poke him
POB: “Stupid.”

Loads of people were there
Seeing that my imagination is very good, i even said hi to YC‘s imaginary friend Bert

Okay maybe i conned you into taking that picture… i don’t remember :p

SowTheGoat is memang nuts
With alcohol intake… i don’t have to tell you la

Haha i love this picture!

Yeah Sow! Fairies rock!

I don’t know why, just that his nickname is Baby and everyone calls him that
I remember it was weird when i first met him last time

Aaron: His name is Baby
Me: What?!
Aaron: I don’t know la, just call him that
Me: So weird…

But after awhile you get used to it and… it doesn’t seem that weird anymore
*dammit xanga really needs a looking-at-sky emoticon or something*

What nice gnashers you have, my friend.
Reminds me of Gnasher in Beano

One eye big, one eye small!
Like… SuckballLouis…

Sharon knows my super obsession with this Japanese VJ whom i’m just waiting for to come back to Malaysia…

Terry used to be in my class in… Standard 4
0_o
I feel old  >_< 
*hears all my older friends nodding their heads going ‘Yes ar?!’*

Check out Zaidi’s muka cool!
And ConHan’s muka tak tau…
And Y.So’s muka… er i don’t know what face that is 0_o

Who wants to buy this picture from me?
You can blow it up and hang it on your wall – Msian BSB!

This is the last picture i took for the night
I have this horrible drunk habit of taking pictures of people in the parking lot (don’t ask me why)
Usually their backs are facing the camera

But because SowTheGoat is strange too… he’s facing it for once

He looks so old in the picture *stares again*

Okay seriously lazy already
Had a nice long chat with the monkey online that’s why i got lazy to blog halfway, can see by the way i edit the pictures

AND WHEN OH WHEN WILL i put my own birthday pics up!?!?!

-_-‘