Exactly 2 years ago, Joyce and Fizah camho-ed in college
*click*

Exactly a year ago, KelvinTSD was fucking me over
To change his cartoon name
*click*

Not like much has changed
Just last week CrazyCassandra came up to me
“Eh Joyce, why must you put CrazySandra! I don’t like! Changeee!!”
” “

Then i pacified her by slut-dancing with her.

Or PassedOutBen asking me, “Eh, how come Ah Hoong don’t have special nickname?”
“Allah… i just haven’t come up with one yet la. It has to come naturally okay.”
*mutters something about Didjital*
“Eh. Give me some time can?” 

So How Now

I was just thinking about a phone conversation last night
See, there was the Chivas party @ Arena of Stars @ Genting
It was really crowded
To the point they couldn’t let people in anymore and a riot was starting outside

The police were there and the rave shut at 2am
Quite potong stim – just when i finished work and wanted to start partying
I actually ran back in to make sure PassedOutBen’s bottle wasn’t left there
Image is  = me running into a house on fire to save a baby
But noooo….
It was to MAKE SURE we didn’t WASTE the alcohol :p

POB apparently had taken it already so i turned around and headed straight for the door for it to… be shut by a policewoman

Fuck.

Tiu.

Damn bad judgement on my part right.

“Save alcohol somemore la, Joyce. Saaave somemore alcohol,” i told myself off

Somehow i managed to get out the door anyway *phew*

Then the PR lady for Chivas calls me

“Oh making sure you’re okay and you got out fine.”
“Oh yeah, okay, i did. Thanks for worrying!” Aww so sweet…
“If it’s okay, don’t publish in the magazine anything about the police..”
“Okay i won’t.” I don’t think they need writing anyway… at least, i think so
“Sorry about the police stopping the party, there was a bit of trouble outside…”
“Yeah, i saw! Took pictures of all the people pressed against the grill too.”
“Oh, you did? Could you… not publish those pictures?”
“Okay, i’ll let them know.”
“Erm, if it’s okay, could you not publish online as well?”
“Huh? Yeah, i don’t think the magazine will mind.”

Then she repeated herself on how she hopes i won’t publish the pictures online
So specific ka…
Then i was wondering whether it’s my blog she meant
*looks up at ceiling*

Sigh.

What happened to freedom in blogging.

I was telling my father and brother about some little exciting thing a week ago
“Guess what guess what! It’s half lame la okay but anyway… guesss…”
Obviously they didn’t bother guessing anything -_-
I continued, ” *insert newspapers’ name* is gonna do a photoshoot and interview me… but it’s because of blogging. So lame.”

I can still never admit to myself that i’m a blogger -_-
Everytime people ask me whether i’m a blogger, i cringe or my face drops

Daddy laughed and added slyly, “Wow. I hope your blog didn’t get popular cos of something sexual or scandalous… like what happened in Singapore.”

“NO LA!”

Shock horror oh my god where got

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MY STUPID MEMORY

Half asleep, i reminded myself to grab my black Adidas Superstars and a bottle of tequila when i was to leave AdamPoserPan’s apartment

I forgot it all when i woke up
-_-

I planned to bring a bottle of alco up anyway despite it being an alco event
Budget s’kit

I smsed QueenKanch in a flurry
Me: Fuck! I forgot to take alco from the apartment and i don’t have the keycard with me. Bring alco k!
Her: I only have cupcakes and juice :/
Me: Die.

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce was unemployed (hmm some things haven’t changed! Okay okay. Maybe now it’s self-employed)
And discovered the glory of eating cold food
*click*

After Two Years

Of being blessed with never having to draw figures anymore at college
Smellie and i impulsively dived into figure-drawing late one night

“i love bubur McDs.”

What a BUTT UGLY picture

It looks nothing like me!
If this is how you see me then i gather we have to rethink where our relationship is going! *sulks*

I grabbed the book and pencil away from him and offered to sketch him nekkid
But he complained it was cold
So never mind

I drew his head (the more decent one)

Ahaha. When i wrote that, i cocked my head to one side thinking
The more decent one… which one which one?!?! HAHAHA…

*cough*

Sorry
So yeah i drew… him

Come to think of it, my skills have so diminished from the likes of work like this:

Then again, i’d rather be taking photographs and writing
Rather then being forced to draw eight figures a week, two hours per figure
I love drawing and painting
I just don’t want to be forced into it
The weirdest times i draw sometimes is like say, four in the morning when i came back from clubbing

I just suddenly felt like sketching a fairy
So i sprawled myself on the icy cold marble floor
And drew her figure, her slim hands, her pointy ears, her delicate wings
Till the sun rose
And the marble floor wasn’t so cold anymore

My parents were going off to Angkor Wat
The best thing is they love telling me things like this super last minute, even if it involves me (unfortunately this time it didn’t)

A good example would be family dinners
Say for instance, family dinner is at 7 pm
I get a call at 6:30 pm from my dad asking me whether i’m going for big family dinner
What family dinner? i say
Family dinner now la, he goes
Walau, i’m in kl now, cannot tell me earlier issit! i screech

Anyway some time back, Daddy tells me

“Oh we’re going to Angkor Wat.”
“Ha?! When?”
“—– to —–“
“What about ME?!”
“You stay here la.”
“Whyyyyyy…. but i’m freelancing! See, this is the best part of freelancing, i’m free to go along on your holidays with you and mommy!”
“Freelancing freelancing. Stay here and work la.”
“*sob* Who else is going?”
“Well. At first just supposed to be Uncle Yeepak and me. Then suddenly Mommy and Aunty Cat wants to come along. Then when Mama heard that, she and Grand Aunt wants to come along too. So suddenly it’s a big family holiday,” he said sheepishly
“What! I also wanna go… You’re bringing your wife AND your mother along… you should bring your daughter along for good balance!”
” …. dunnit.”
“……”

The horrors of growing up.

Parents don’t feel obligated to bring you along for holidays anymore… in fact, okay la yeah it should be the other way round.
*I* should be bringing them for holidays
>_<

Hmm
Just bumming at home cos i’m too lazy to move now
Will prollie go out later… feel itchy to socialise and drink tonight
Haven’t done it all week!

Drove WaiWah’s car last night
“Come come let me drive your car!”
“Okay…”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah, why not.”

So i happily whizzed his Myvi on the highway

“How long have you been driving anyway?” he asked
“I just passed my exam this week!” i said gleefully
“…. ….”

QueenKanch and me going up to Genting tomorrow for the Chivas party
I have to go for work
She wants to go to gamble (the chinese side of her coming out)
So the Chivas party is more like a, “Oh and there was that too…”

I wonder whether there’ll be freeflow
*puckers thoughtfully*

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Exactly a year ago, Marco V was in Zouk
Joyce threw a BF in Velvet… not. Damn maintain
*click*

Oopsy Daisy

Just when i wanted to blog i realise i have no more time and if i write anything long, i’ll be late for work

Waiting patiently for work pics to upload send off whilst AdamPoserPan and AzwinAndy entertain themselves on my sofa
It’s not too difficult seeing they’re both so retarded and jackoon

I drove us back to my place just now

“First… heh, put on sit belt…” i said slowly while sliding the seatbelt on
I looked to the side and saw AzwinAndy’s petrified face, “Oh my god. Never see people take two minutes to put on seatbelt before.”
“Shaddup!!!”

They were both making me laugh so hard
“Stop making me laugh! I can’t drive if i laugh okay!!!”

Actually i offered to drive the boyfriend and me to 1 Utama just now to catch X-Men
Him: “If you drive. We’ll reach there when the movie is over.”
Me:

But then that’s a contradiction to when i was taking a curve just now
Me: “What? What? I know la, too slow is it.”
Azwin: ….
Adam: “Dude… she’s taking the corner at 80. She’ll be driving like me.”

I don’t even know whether he’s being sarcastic actually…

Dum dee doo… sending the second last picture now.

They were happily looking at my baby pictures -_-
And so happened i grabbed the album where i’m a kindergarten cheerleader and prancing around flashing my underwear at 5…

Then i showed off my dad’s old Superman comics to AdamPoserPan cos i knew he’d pore over them
When i showed them my old My Little Pony comic (i got when i was 6,) they ignored me

Bastards.

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Many Many Semangat Pics!

Last Friday, i rushed through work and finally ran out (still making work phonecalls in the car) much to RyanMukati‘s disbelief
We went to KLCC to watch Da Vinci Code  with his company people
The movie was at 8:30 pm

“It’s two and a half hours long,” warned AdrianYap of KLue the day before

Yikes
Two and a half hours… i calculated that i’d still have an hour left to run to Velvet for ‘I Am Fabulous’ and layan KinkyPugKevin

The movie started late -_-‘
I didn’t read the book so i was looking forward to the movie after all the book-hype
I think i should have just read the book and skipped the movie :p

By the time i reached Velvet, it was midnight
Freeflow of 10-12 was over 🙁
What a waste of my invitation :p
I rushed into Velvet telling the infamous door bitches, “I am fabulous!… and i’m LATE!”

LicketyLicia (i think i’m spelling your name wrong la…) jumped hug me going,
“Yay! I’m Lickety Licia on your blog!”
“Heh yeah…”
Then she tried to kiss me
“Yikes! No! I got lip glosssss!!!” and turned my head
And she licked my neck till my top got wet
0_o

Wah damn annoying when everyone is happy tipsy except for me
And trodding all over my feet *UGH!*
And making me take endless pictures of them *stares pointedly at a Lickety Someone*
And shouting damn loud at me *stares at a particularly special Mai*

Some shameless girl was standing without much balance
“Eh. What kind of Indian is your sister man. Cannot drink for nuts,” i told JuniorQueenShal who was watching over her
“Haih, yea la.”
“Shameless.”

Zen bought a cute lil handbag from QueenKanch the other day

I wrote about that horrible nightmare, just haven’t posted it up yet heh

I put a stupid thing on my face cos really, i look awful in this picture
Doesn’t even look like *me*

Gregoire is spinning regularly in Maison every Saturday night

Threesome? Non?

Say it with me, se-lartttttttt

I’m pretty sure Casey is looking at… the alcohol.
Confirm looking at the alcohol.

On  Saturday night, i went for a huge ass family dinner
I didn’t change out from my lacey top cos i thought it was fine
“What? Why you ask whether i want to change? Too slutty is it?!” i stared down at my top
My father and brother stared at my chest, “We didn’t say anything.   ”

I *should* have stared at myself in the mirror more
I didn’t bother and only noticed much later how transparent it was for a family dinner
WHAT MORE, on *that* particular day,
ALL my cousin sisters decide to wear… normal tops
How abnormal for them
And how extra slutty that made *me* look, boo hoo hoo…!

After that PassedOutBen and SowTheGoat picked me up and we went into the unknown for Lynnzter’s farewell thing
It’s damn unknown because… none of us go into that area
Damn lost
POB and Sow were damn funny arguing in the front seats

POB: Are you sure you know this is the right way?!
Sow: I’m master of the universe. OF COURSE i’m right!
Me: 
POB: Confirm lost.

Well we finally made it there

Then POB and me went to layan at Decanter @ Hartamas
Haven’t been there for damn long…

PassedOutBen was damn sarcastic, “Sorry, this is not your high so high so place okay.”
“Bitch. I’m having fun okay.”
“Hee hee hee.”

Played damn alot of stupid games and laughed damn alot

Ohmygod what a gay font!

The moment i thought that to myself, i knew i’d been hanging out too much with Smellie -_-

I took a huge fancy to GanasCallie’s skirt and repeated it to her in my tipsiness
“Careful. Say somemore she’ll get irritated and scold you then you know,” indulged POB

I damn scared of ganas her. So i didn’t say anything more about the skirt after that

I woke up early on  Sunday  to take my last driving lesson
At night, i went to watch Grease The Musical with MaryBerry, Dorcas and Ming Kwang @ KL Convention Centre

Joyce Can Drive!

LEGALLY!

MWAHAHAHA!!!!

I passed!
I passed!
I passed!

And i didn’t bribe a single cent fuckers!
hA!
*smug*

I sat on the chair there for 4 and a half hours
Four. And. A. Half. Hours.

Thanks to that i got a freaking backache the whole day after

Instead of being in the driving school, i transported myself elsewhere
Once in a while, i’d shift in my seat and look up
Tearing myself away from the Land of Faerie where Tristran Thorn was looking for his star
Or where the frightful witches were plotting ownership of her heart

I was actually quite astonished that nobody else brought a book or magazine to entertain themselves with knowing that they’d be waiting around for a good two hours at least

I thought younger kids nowadays read…?

Got sleepy after reading awhile so i shamelessly took a catnap
Yes
I arranged myself in such a way (there were two positions) where i could sleep without my mouth being open

I have this amazing ability to sleep anywhere, anytime
“Once i fell asleep standing up on the bus on the way to college, i was damn tired,” i told TL
“You’re like a giraffe man,” he grinned back
“But damn malu la… when the bus braked, i almost fell over.”

I think i slept for quite long… i didn’t keep track
But the time did fly by faster

By the time my number was called out, my butt had overslept and frozen

You know what, i honestly would say that i should have failed the bukit part

I was so blared by sitting outside for almost five hours in waiting that i *did* screw that part up even though i can do it perfectly (usually -_- )
My car rolled down a bit and i pulled the handbrake again and looked at the examiner on my left
I was SO PISSED OFF AT MYSELF
AFTER sitting there for so freaking long, i haVE to fuck up the first thing i do
He waved me on, so i continued smoothly

He passed me  0_o

Everyone else who did that mistake was failed… they must’ve been looking at me thinking
“Who’s that bitch they let pass?”

The parking and three-point turn was fine bla bla bla

Then was the road test
>_<
The one i was most anxious about

QueenKanch was extremely unhelpful and didn’t help AT ALL in calming my nerves
Bitch.

I *had* to do the road test when it was lunch hour, and jammed, and school was out, and people cutting crazily left and right

But i was okay
I didn’t panic or anything and chatted to the examiner about sports, the weather, cigarette brands, and work
He must have been impressed that i could chit chat and drive casually at the same time mwahaha…

Oh there’s one point i fucked up
When i wanted to signal left, i flicked on the windshield wiper instead… twice
-_-‘

“Eh.. apa ni… kat kanan la, kanan.” (Eh what is this, the switch is on the right la.)
“Oh,”  i haha-ed, “I tau… tapi i praktis dengan kereta bapa i…” (Oh, i know. But i practise with my dad’s car, different side.)

Bull, all of that.

But it was a good excuse for forgetting the switches right?
AND it also said that i practised

ANYWAY HAHA I PASSED!

I got 18 over 20

QueenKanch: HA?! You got the same marks as me??
Me: Bitch. Can not is it.

You know what.
It’s such a bloody urban legend
How can you all blar me for my bad driving skills, when you all never even saw me drive before this episode!?
It all started from friends joking how bad i’ll be when i finally learn cos my directions are so bad
I chose not to learn, that’s why i don’t know how to drive
-_-
When i choose to learn, i can drive okay?

Come to think of it, everyone wished me luck but only three people told me i’d definitely pass:
AdamPoserPan – “You’ll be fine baby!”
MaryBerry – “You’re confident la, i’m sure you’ll pass.”
JingHua – “I’m sure you’ll pass with flying colours!”

Of course, just because my cousin JingHua thinks so doesn’t mean her younger sister thinks so
-_-

The second person i told was SmallsMinkyMin
I called her up right away to gloat

“Guess what. I took my driving exam just now right…”
“Ohmygod! I forgot to wish you good luck!”
“It’s okay. I PASSED!”
“…*GASP*… Really!? Congratulations!”
“Yeah. Doesn’t run in the family huh? So wait, let’s see. I can drive. And i can drink (my cousins are all allergic to alcohol. Like, really.) I guess i got the better genes!”
“Ha ha ha yeah right.”

*phew* glad that’s over
No more dragging myself to Asia Jaya in between work to take silly driving lessons
No having to fork out more money to retake exam or whatever

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
*does happy fairy dance*

Now
I can just imagine everyone bugging me
“Joyce, when are you gonna *cross out ‘get your drivers’ license* take your braces off?”

Wait la! My braces will come off soon enough and thEN i’ll be perfect okay?!
OKAY?!

Stop bugging me!

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