Exactly a year ago, Joyce blogged about the pug and the pan in Penang
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Exactly two years ago, Joyce and Ash got traumatized in the 1U shopping mall carpark
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Perfection, Or So I Think

I’m having one of those moments where i think nothing can get anymore perfect for the time being!
I’m lying on my stomach with the duvet wrapped around me like a cocoon, my hands sticking out in the cold as i type this
OhDrunkSomeone has already pottered off home, sober
I’m waiting for Smellie to buy be back KFC cos he just finished some football game

I’ve been eating like a little piggy all week
And i think it’s time to focus so that i’ll be bikini-worthy in time for Kuching in July

“Oh yea, must jaga abit now. I want to be bikini-worthy by July!”
“Good luck! *sarcastic*”

-_- I can do it if i want to okay… just have to… stop thinking about eating all the time

Gonna watch The Fastest Clock In The Universe @ KLPac tomorrow! Should be good and looking forward to it

Feeling happy lazy now
Gonna lie in bed and bury myself in pillows for a few minutes more
Then continue with The Historian while waiting for my KFC (oh and Smellie too) to come home to me

Best.

Oh What A Night!

KinkyPugKevin, SuperstarAdlin (because one day he WILL be a superstar!) and me went for a nice quiet dinner
Okay, so SuperstarAdlin and me were late cos of the jam

We had a nice Friday dinner (no frills and no big bills) at Lucky Garden @ Bangsar
Before heading to Attic for Alan’s surprise birthday party

Good night
Lazy to write bout it now without pictures to boot
I drove us home mwahaha… SEE how convenient it is that the person with the better alcohol tolerance is present to drive certain drunk people home…
And the certain drunk someone is passed out on AdamPoserPan’s sofa right now

I’m so nice to save some people’s face and not mention names 😀

I came home and Smellie told me MareDiva had my chrysanthemum tea with vodka
Since there was leftover (tea, really) i chucked in vodka and OH MY!
She’s absolutely right!
That girl is genius!
I never thought of it before!!

It’s bloody awesome!

Or… maybe *i* just think it’s awesome now because i’m already fed with wine and sangria

So i drove back, rather proudly i might add
Luckily no cops cos erm i haven’t picked up my license yet

Threw OhDrunkOne on the couch and went to take a shower
Made a drink
And watched Smellie and TL play football on PS2

I realised i was tipsy when i started commenting on the game
Dahlah i NEVER bother watching real football games… but to get (even ever so slightly) excited at a fake PS2 game?

Confirm tipsy

So i came into the bedroom
And here i am now

Blogging

I have no life

I come back from partying and i blog -_-

Luckily AshleyTheMonkey and QueenKanch is on MSN

And besides them, someone surprising MSN-ed me out of nowhere!
Maarten from Filterheadz!
I haven’t spoken to them since meeting Bert and him last year when they were in KL

He said he reads my blog, i didn’t know he reads my blog!

YAY!

I have european superstar DJs

reading my blog!!!

*bounces around*

okay you know what

I’d better just shut up and stop writing now before i type more nonsense in this state

0_o

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Exactly 2 years ago, Joyce protested allegations that she’s spoilt
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Exactly a year ago, Joyce started getting domesticated
And was freaking out badly
And it’s still going on…
But she’s in denial and still proclaims she can party
Even though she skipped the launch at Attic and Moonshine at Laundry today
:p
*click*

So I Went For My First Protest

Actually i figure i kinda got conned into it
After reading Lainie’s plight with typography, i emailed her to ask whether she wanted to borrow my bloody good typo books from college which is wasting away on my shelf now and better use to some student… like her.

In brief, it went along the lines of
“Eh you want to borrow my typo book?”
“Mauuuuuu!”
“K when to pass to you?”
“Come for the protest on Thursday!”

Eh. What happened. I was just supposed to pass her a typo book… got dragged along to a protest pulak.

So i thought about it and as usual had my imaginary conversation –

What’s wrong with going? Go only la
Allah lazy la. Have to get up 7 something in the morning somemore, walau
Eek… true also
Yeah, just supposed to pass her the typo books innit
So… might as well pass it to her AND go for the protest right?
Takkan… this is what i call kena con!
So what, like as if you’ve gone for one before. Should just go for a good first-hand experience
Hmm… the only protest i could imagine myself in was to walk shirtless on the streets of London…
You’re not in London.
I know *sob*
It’s for a good cause
True
Imagine if *you* were the one in the couple’s situation… surely you’d appreciate every bit of support you can get right
Yeah…
Don’t be such a selfish bitch. There’s more to life then your little world of partying, socialising and work
Bwek lazy mar… I have so much work to do!
Like you always say, when someone wants to do something, they can always find the time and effort to do it
Okay okay!
Okay set
7 am you knowwww!!!
I know i know shut up

So i planned my AlreadyWonkySchedule and timed that if i did work all day Wednesday, i’d see AdamPoserPan at midnight. Then he’d potter off to work at 5:30 am, i’d get up at 7:15 am, go for the protest, go to KLCC, he’ll go home at noon, i’ll go home at 3 pm, pass out with him till 8 pm. He goes off to work again then i write at night till tomorrow.

Settled.

….

Heh i actually wrote about today’s happenings already
But i’m not going to post it up yet
Because when i do, my friends read it
Then when we meet up, i have nothing to reenact to them cos they all go, “Oh, i read about it on your blog already.”

-_-‘

So lame. Then i have no stories to tell and therefore no life.

(but Looney’s tattoos’re nicer ‘specially the evil Disney looking tree, damn chun)

*Damn Dirty Angel*

Daymn, East Malaysia sure is hiding some hot men.

KinkyPugKEVIN!

I just realised that we first met one year and four days ago!
It’s just past our anniversary!
WEE!!!

Happy Anniversary darling!!!

Wah my face is undeniably pudgy here. Eek. And good God, Adam’s hair is awful. And you’re so skinny.
Looks like Adam and i improved except for you… mwahaha

Just yesterday you and i were having an emo MSN conversation
About life, us, how we met and the circumstances that involved it
I think it was fate that we met
I can just be my stupid whack self around you
You can be your blur BadSenseOfHearing self around me
I can be damn bitchy with you and vice versa
Talking to you doesn’t involve thinking
And i love that we can have our pei silences at times too

I’m really glad i met you because life for me now would be different if i didn’t and the thing is, if i didn’t meet you, i wouldn’t know what i would have been missing

*emo*

Okay that was so gay
But then again… heh don’t need to say who’s more gay la

Love you. 

Hmm so strange
I’m actually doing my work more whilst listening to old Incubus songs
I remember the concert… good memories
I think i was sitting on Azwin’s shoulders… or Mooky’s
I can’t remember (as usual -_-)

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Fairy Birthday Nizzie!

0_o

Me And My Fish Head Curry

I love fish head curry
I love fish curry
Not the chinese type mind you, but the indian one

Everytime i walk into a mamak, my eyes wander to the fish curry even though i know i won’t buy any cos i just ate

When i’m doing my work, i think about fish curry
The deliciously thick spicy gravy oozing all over the steaming rice, extra gravy please

I was craving fish curry all weekend
Dah lah, i had it thrice last week, twice in one day even

I intentionally ate alot of it before i changed my braces rubbers
Because of my love for fish curry, they always stain a putrid yellow, causing people to believe they’re the cause of smoking and drinking too much

Well it’s not

It’s the curry

I thought about curry again when i woke up today
Curry curry curry
So using it as some sort of incentive i got up and walked just to buy fish head curry

Thank God there was one more fish head left
I would have thrown a silent fit if there was none to behold

I don’t care if my braces turn yellow even though i just had them changed last week
Greed overturns vanity when it comes to me and my curry

I eat fish head curry everywhere
In backlane stalls (the yummiest and the cheapest!), at Nirwana’s in Bangsar, at Monsoon Masala at Hartamas, at Panndi’s (QueenKanch brought me)


Hooray for Malaysia and

fish curry at every point i turn!

All that. *points up* Was written yesterday
I write too much. I write alot of crap which never goes up on my blog.

Today is Wednesday and i’m eating fish curry again for lunch -_-

I SWEAR i was going to buy something else, like fried chicken, i felt like having fried chicken today
But then the robust Indian auntie automatically asked me, “Mau kari ikan yeah?” and before i could stop myself, my hand stretched out to pass her the styrofoam box where she ladled heaps and heaps of glorious gravy and a nice big piece of fish

0_o

KinkyPugKevin:
Your gravy DAMN BANJIR la…
not nice! not nice!
kenot! kenot!
TOO MUCH GRAVY LIKE LITTLE KID!!!
Me:
Like little kid? I AM A LITTLE KID BWAHAHAHA!!!

On a non-curry note, i tried this weird looking sweet at Paandi’s
They looked like tiny white pebbles and the people there are so SuperNiceCanDie that the lady at the counter gave me a handful to try (for free! Who the heck gives out things for free nowadays?!)

They were little spices covered with mint
QueenKanch knows what it is and refused to eat any
I, on the other hand, have no qualms about trying strange food and popped the lot into my mouth

When the mint shells melted away…

We both agreed that i fancy Indian food more then she does.

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Exactly a year ago, i layan-ed silly blog batons
And called LaughingLoga because i forgot something really silly
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Thanks To DreamerCyn

I’m drinking Milo now -_-
Read about you drinking Milo the other day and couldn’t stop thinking
“Hey yeah… been a looong time since i had hot Milo…”
Except i have Digestive biscuits to dip into them too
Aha!

So weird
When i was off to bed early this morning, there was tune playing over and over again in my head as i was half asleep
They were a series of blurps and a cutesy lilting melody
It woke me up abit cos i was wondering
What the fuck is that… so annoying… what song is that…

And you know what it was…

The melody from the roulette machine at the casino in Genting

0_o

I swear these things are rigged to subconsiously make you gamble more

KinkyBlueBen

Yeah that’s the name of this post
You’ll see why later
>_<

QueenKanch and i headed up to Genting at 5pm
Said we were gonna leave at 3pm but…

We checked into the room to rest
Well… *i* rested

I woke up, changed my top while sitting on the bed and went, “Yay. I’m ready.”
She rolled her eyes at me

I don’t know why i was being so ganas on Saturday
People were just being really stupid left right and centre, pissing me off even more

First of all, i hate Genting
I hate crowds
I hate people who walk slow in crowds
I hate the idea of people who like to go up there just to drink Coffeebean in the cold -_-

I went for dinner at the Kenny Rogers @ First World with QueenKanch
Already they took pretty long getting our orders, then i had to ask three waitresses to get some extra gravy
Obviously i kept a sweet face cos i didn’t want no spit in my bowl of gravy
No way, nuh-uh

I was in a bit of a rush
I didn’t know when the Chivas party would suddenly start being happening and i didn’t want to miss taking pictures
I asked for the bill so many times
Only a third of the tables were taken up by customers
There were 6-7 waiters
And NOBODY would look at me waving madly for the bill
EVEN after i managed to ask for the bill twice, it still didn’t come

Double yoo tee eff


“What the fuck’s wrong with this place. Waitresses here are a bit stupid ey. Don’t know how to look over customers…” i grumbled
“Haih, waitress wut,” consoled QueenKanch
“Eh. There’s nothing wrong with being a waitress. I was a waitress before and at least i was a bloody good waitress!”
“I’m sure you were,” she soothed

After my patience ran out, i stood up
There was going to be war, cannot tahan already

I stalked up to the counter
The two waiters looked up at me in anticipation
They probably knew i was going to get the bill
I noticed the man standing in front of me paying for his meal there as well
BUT THEN i spied the cheque books they use to get the bill

“I’m sorry,” i said calmly with a hint of sarcasm, “But am i supposed to get the bill here myself or were you going to send it to me?”
Before they could interject i continued, “Because i’ve been trying to get the bill for the past ten minutes and asked two people already.”

If the restaurant is busy i can understand.
But it wasn’t!
Damn service.

My face was just blank.
And everyone knows my blank face is an angry-looking face.

“Jangan lah marah…” the waiter next to me muttered softly
Jangan marah? Jangan marah?! I’m not even marah-ing yet okay!!!!

I could feel my nose flaring as i chose to ignore the comment, just pay and fuck off
The second waiter stated my total as i whipped the notes out
Then out of nowhere he said i look like Marion

-_-‘

Already so many people mistake me for her when i walk around with Smellie sometimes
Or at an event they ask to take pics with me thinking i’m her

But when i’m alone?!
That’s a first  0_o

I gave him a weak smile and hurried off
Okay la, at least he managed to surpress my anger abit
Cos MareDiva is hawt and being mistaken for her cannot be a bad thing then

PassedOutBen had reserved this awesome table for us all at the event
The tables were all long, but he got a nice corner in the front on the side
Out of crowd’s way and near enough for AhHoong they all to walk to us from their work stations

Then out of nowhere, this group of chinese dudes and girls chuck their alco, ice and coke on our table
With all our stuff on on it
At first, there wasn’t much space for them to stand (obviously! There’s space for us only la!)  but bit by bit, they managed to take over the corner and gradually pushed our stuff to the middle when we went off to the bathroom

What the hell?!
Damn RUDE RIGHT

Already on my way back from the bathroom, i got dissed cos of some girl
I thought it was GanasCallie behind me but it was some random chick POKING HER FINGER into my side to make me walk faster

Damn irritating

I turned around cos i didn’t think Callie is so annoying as to do that
And saw it wasn’t, just as i thought
I gave the girl my straight face
She smiled back at me
What?
You think i LIKE your finger poking into my back to make me move faster when i can’t cos there are people in front of me, you blumbering idiot!?

It wasn’t the poking kind which was like *poke* *poke* *poke*
No
It was the kind where she used her finger to push me
Like *pooooooooooke*

So irritating
Who the hell pokes people like that?
I don’t even poke my friends, probably i won’t *have* any if i did
And there you are poking a stranger
ISH

I ignored her smile and she stopped poking me
Stupid

By the time i got back to the table and saw strangers taking over our nice lil spot
I was losing it
GanasCallie was also mengamuking, “Wtf wei. Our own friends can’t even stand at the table. All standing over there.”
POB was being nice and didn’t want any confrontation as usual

In the end i thought,
What the hell. They’re probably not going to go away but i’m going to at least tell them i think they’re extremely rude.

So i stood next to one of the guys, puffed myself up as best as i could cos he was very tall, and it isn’t very impressive to tell someone off when they’re taller then you (i hate that)
And loudly (cos the music was so loud mar) and haughtily said, “I think it’s very rude that your friends and you come here, put your drinks here and take over our place without asking us.”

Everyone stared at me blankly for a few seconds.
One of the girls broke the silence by asking the guy i spoke to in Chinese, “Meh ar?”

Die
Cannot even understand what i’m saying   

I slit my eyes and walked away in what i hoped was a huff

Seriously no manners!

In the end one of the guys told PassedOutBen that they’d go away when they finish their bottle
Huh

Anyway, since i had my camera with me, obviously i obliged the friends who made me take pictures of them

QueenKanch and i were talking about stuff at first
Then POB kept on butting in going, “No talking! No talking! This is not high so okay! Don’t need to mingle! Just drink and layan!!”
“…. Eh Ben. You tipsy already ar?”
“No!”

AhHoong = DozyDidjital because his DJ name is Didjital (duh) and he always looks sleepy to me
If i were to put him as a cartoon character, i would picture him as one of those Seven Dwarfs, mainly Sleepy

SleepyDidjital doesn’t sound nice
So DozyDidjital la

Damn fussy some people
Take picture for them once isn’t enough
Must take somemore until they both look like supermodels
>_<

Okay i know all the pics are quite ugly alright
Just that i can’t put up event pics ever since i started taking pictures for mags…
So just the personal ones or the damncannotmakeit ones go up :p

After that i went outside cos POB was supposed to meet someone there

Some people think it’s so goddamn funny to pop in front of the camera while i’m taking pictures
-_-
This happens alot
Usually i just look at them boredly till they walk away sheepishly

Well, POB’s friend couldn’t get in cos it was too crowded inside already
Good la, at least Chivas had crowd control
But, there were some really jackoon people making a fuss outside
There were police outside to make sure everything was okay

But obviously jackoon people will stay jackoon and they caused such a big fuss (shouting, breaking things) till the police were afraid there was going to be a riot

I just watched the scenario in front of me with the tune “I Predict A Riot” from the Kaiser Chiefs playing happily in my head
*click*

Yeah
FINALLY a picture of me for the night
-_-
One picture
Of me
One

*sobs*

Well at least i exalt in cuteness over POB who happens to look really retarded there
*mwahaha*

The rave ended after that
Yeah
I blogged about that part already

We had to wait around for AhHoong to pack up

QueenKanch would never sit on the floor like a pei kar
Never!
So i had a nice view of her ass

POB pointing out Queen’s ass

Eh i just noticed, why is the back of your leopard thingie so dirty?
Eeyer….

Fat?
Where got fat
Fat meh…

Okay that was a damn long post
I did it by starting and stopping over a span of 10 hours
Blogging is a wonderful way of procrastinating work

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Exactly a year ago, the pug, the fairy and the pan started a blog together
Which has long die-ded *looks at sky*
*click*

Sunday After Genting

Haven’t blogged Genting pics yet, alot la
Later la 

Yesterday afternoon i played a game
It was ‘Spot The Imaginary Fairy With Joyce’ game

Cos obviously i have yet to see a real fairy
I still try once in a while, just whip around really quickly and try to catch it
But i still never have
Some say if you try too hard, you’ll never get to see a fairy

Maybe i’m trying too hard 

Maybe fairies are like men
When i used to yearn for a guy in my life, i could never get one
When i started not to give a fuck and just enjoy life, they came in swarms

So maybe fairies are like men, hmm
But fairies are way more fascinating then men
And then again, there are some faires who are men
… Or men who are fairies

>_<

See i’m so good at lari-ing topic

Back to my little game of Spot The Fairy…

CheesieRingo is like, bloody cute and gorgeous
Her voice is sweet
She’s so sexy
Her tits are bigger than mine
I find myself staring at her ass and legs and then looking away

And then i feel like pushing her away when she’s next to me so that i don’t feel like a man.

She keeps on saying, “Your face is so small! Your face is so small!”
Then FireAngelEelaine will add in, “Yeah! Your face is so small!”
I’m like, “Shut. Up. You’re both damn small. What are you talking about?!“

I was gonna be a nice girlfriend and show my face at AdamPoserPan’s work event (some Levi’s thing @ Zouk) but i diverted myself to KLCC momentarily to bond with FoxyLisa

We didn’t know where to go and drink
And decided on Santini in the end
I’ve been there for lunch with KinkyPug before but not drinks
And holy crap! The happy hour there isn’t half bad!

A glass of wine = RM10
A bottle of wine = RM50
A jug of beer = RM32-38
(before 8pm)

We went for a jug of beer
We be beer girls yo 

Then. We dragged ourselves to Zouk where the event was
There were amateur bands playing in the afternoon (i heard)
And the more well-known local ones playing at night

Upon reaching the entrance, i leaned on the wall and said hi to the infamous door bitches there
“I can’t believe i’m here on a Sunday. Everyday also here. Damn no life.”

The Loft @ Zouk

DoorBitchIvan is my most favourite door bitch
But he can be damn moody sometimes
Sometimes he stares at me nonchalantly and i don’t know how to pujuk him
Sometimes he treats me like a little girl and ties my undone-in-tipsiness bows for me

They weren’t serving alcohol in Zouk during the Levi’s event
Nor at Terrace Bar
Never heard of before right?!

So obviously FoxyLisa and i found ourselves upstairs at The Loft guzzling on beer

“I Love TL!”

“I love TL! I love TL!” i chanted all the way home in the car
“Why baby?” asked Smellie

It was more like ‘what are you talking about?’ rather then ‘why do you love TL’ kinda question

“Because he helped me buy vodka at the airporttt!!”

Yay more bloody marys on workdays for me
Thank you TL 

I wanted to drive back from KL but Smellie didn’t think i was ready yet
I told SuckBallLouis about my ability to drive now
He retorted with, “Poor Malaysian people..” and said he doesn’t want to come back to KL

I always get damn emo when some people gawk over two subjects colliding such as
Joyce and Cleaning
or
Joyce and Sport

Fuck.

I used to be sporty in school okay
Ask anyone of my ex high school mates!
I was on the track team!
I *cough* was a cheerleader
I did high jump in primary school (till i stopped growing and was too short to do it in high school, not my fault!)
I used to rollerblade every bloody day
I used to climb all over the place like a monkey

Just because i don’t take the time and effort to play sport anymore doesn’t mean i don’t know how to

Also, I used to clean the house since i was young
My mom had a very simple rule
I clean, she cooks
Which i think was excellent and i’m so gonna make my kids do that someday (if i have any haha)

Just because i know how to dress up doesn’t mean i don’t know how to get down on my knees and scrub the bathroom

I think so many kids nowadays are utterly spoilt beyond belief
Don’t know how to iron
Don’t know how to handwash their own clothes
Don’t know how to sweep the floor properly even

Shameless.

Although yes, i would like to think that one day, i’ll be so busy making money and having fun that i’d be hiring cleaners to do it for me
At least i know how to do it myself (should i try to save up for something else instead)
i.e.
“Pair of shoes? Cleaner? Pair of shoes? Cleaner?”

Hmm what happened
This was supposed to be a happy post cos i took a happy picture of my laundry
Yeah so sad i know
It just looked so happy-coloured hanging outside!

I spent all day in doing work, so i did laundry as well
I have way too many clothes… so i handwash the delicate ones by colours
(Erm… most of my clothes *are* delicate -_- so i handwash most of them anyway -_-)

Obviously i hang them separately in case the orange drips stain the white ones

So today were all my oranges and whites
I haven’t even started on the blues, blacks, browns, pinks, and turqouises yet
Yeah.
I wear so many colours that blues are separated from turqouses lest they stain

Damn sien la working today…

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