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Saturday June 10, 2006

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About two years ago, MaryLisaGenSeongDineshBillieDorcas and i went up to Bukit Tinggi for the day
*click*

Cannot Tahan Wei.

Okay. The whole football thing is really getting to me.

Friday night was supposed to be a chill out night
Ended up going to Laundry for supposedly one drink

>_<

Ended up going home to Smellie at 6 am

0_o

The thing is, everyone at Laundry was watching football -_-
It was damn crowded but i swear only our table’s backs were to the screen
EVERYONE else was watching the game -_-

Then tonight, i had to do a simple writeup for someone whose client is an alcohol brand
And who better in KL to ask to write it but…. me :p

Rushed for the KLue football thing after that
Yeah more football.
Die.
Didn’t really know alot of people there, so sat in the middle for the first 15 minutes watching the game, spacing out and thinking
Wait… what the hell am i doing here watching football?!?

So i got up and found some non-footie fanatics to talk to

At one point KLueAdrian tried introducing me to other people there
I *knew* it was a bad idea once we stepped in front of the screen
We got booed to get out of the way
Ouch, tough crowd

Went to Velvet after that cos i didn’t know what else to do
Takkan join Smellie and the boys have supper and listen to them talk more about football
So Hoong gave me a lift there where i waited for Keith & Karl

“Sorry, boycotted Velvet awhile cos everytime also come here… damn no life la!” i told Mr. Manager
“It’s okay. We love you!”
PR heboh

Went into Velvet and… everyone’s watching football or talking about football

Die.

Three plasma screens and so many eyes are on them whilst drinking and listening to people talk at the same time

…. Okay la, i don’t mind. If you like football, i have no qualms. England had better not lose or else i’m going to be hearing alot of bitching from someone all year.

Just that

I refuse to be one of those girls

who pretend to like football so

that they can talk to guys.

I know alot of girls sincerely like football
Just the ones i cannot tahan are the type who fake being into the game just so they’re accepted into a group’s outings… to watch football.

  So lame.

I got awful period cramps halfway through the night so i hid in a corner for awhile
Some thought i was drunk -_-
No
I was just in pain
Alot of pain

KarlRaymond was dissing me for my dress sense
“You always wear weird clothes.”
“Where got! I’m matching… yeah, i’ve got green, orange and pink… but they’re on the same colour palette.”
I swear i have good colour coordination
“No. I remember your weird puffy pants.”
“Hey, i love my bizarre pants. They’re cool okay.”

Smellie is passed out next to me now
Tired out from working and watching football -_-

So World Cup has just started
Two nights into it and everyone out is watching it while clubbing

“It’s going to be a looooong month,” quipped a girl friend
“Yup.”

 

Friday June 9, 2006

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About a year ago, the men were having their Kick It Beat It campaign
Kinda tak jadi ey
& I was still cleaning my room
*click*

Exactly two years ago, I was getting too little sleep thanks to college
*click*

RunAroundDay

Today was RunAroundDay
White boy was my coolie for the day
Usually, QueenKanch helps me out driving me around for my stuff  >_<
In return, i buy her lunch or dinner
But with boyfriends, all they need in return is a kiss

Haha damn value.

But i seriously had a load of stuff to carry today…
So it would have been quite a feat to lug everything around with me in a taxi

In short,
KLue office – KLCC – Megamall (then i was done) – teppanyaki and salmon dinner – Mont Kiara Starbucks – McDs with BhaveshCanDrive


Caught in typical KL jam -_-


Marathon Thurs Night!

Ah what a great feeling, after almost two weeks of not super partying
I went out with AzwinAndy last night
He’s one of my favourite dates to bring out 

Me: Yay so happy! I finally partied kau kau last night after two weeks of not drinking alot
PassedOutBen: Wow. Do you want a trophy?
Me: -_-

We spent 7 and a half hours at Asian Heritage Row
Seven and a half!
Maison practically had to kick us out! 

Went to Wine Room for their 2nd Year Anniversary Party
Very crowded, hot and smoky
I kept on shifting between red wine and cocktails
Lotsa people, but i didn’t take many pictures
Lazy 

Last night was all play and no work!

Then Maison was having their Dior party
But alot of people didn’t seem to be invited for it

AnonymousCeleb: “I know! I didn’t get invited for it. Hmm. Neither did – – – -“

So Ahwin and i made ourselves feel better by thinking, “Hmm if all of them weren’t invited, then it’s okay we’re not too…”
Even though MaisonJoachim made us feel horrible by saying, “Haha my event more dapat!”

Bumped into StephChai who told me how Smellie made her cry in the chicken rice shop thanks to the “Gotcha!” prank Pietro and him played on her
“Ohmygod, you made Steph cry!”
“Urh hee hee.”

AzwinAndy and i were going to hop off to Laundry at around 10 something
But some pug ffk-ed us so we stayed on at AHR

Atrium (new club across Cynna) were having their soft launch yesternight as well
So many places to jump to and so little time!
We went to Maison after Wine Room where everyone was quite gone as well
There was freeflow of champagne *hic* cos of the Dior event

Alet was lying on the opium bed and i joined him
I got up after realising how shameless we looked
TL was so cute and tipsy
Forgot to take a picture of him grinning away, daymn

I’m horrible horrible horrible with people’s names and faces
I’d either remember one, or the other
Damn fail

Like for example, Yen

I’m met her like, 5 times
And everytime she’s so damn nice to say hi
But once she tells me her name, i can state every place and event i’ve met her before
I just cannot remember her face!
That’s why last night i said, “Oh my god. Let’s take a picture so i can remember your face.”

>_<

So shameless, can you imagine if she wasn’t so nice?
She’d probably think i’m some lancee bitch who never says hi  0_o

I spent most of the night having fantastic conversations with two girls
Alicia i met in Wine Room
And Fizah i met in Maison

Fizah’s gonna teach me how to bodyboard tomorrow! 
Not going to wear my bikini cos it’s so tiny, i’m paranoid it’ll come off and i’ll flash everyone
Nope
No bikini




Yes. World Cup is starting.

0_o

Football parties everywhere, almost everynight
At least it’s freeflow 

Went out for lunch with an exboyfriend yesterday
Then Smellie had to sibuk and come join us at TGIF @ The Curve
Allah which i don’t mind, i’d rather my bf gets along with an ex then not at all right!

So there was the exboyfriend sitting on my left…
The current boyfriend sitting on my right…
And they’re both yakking for damn long about cars and football

Anyway gotta run
QueenKanch throwing a fit cos i don’t want to go out yet cos i wanted to blog first

Urhg… i have work to do… all weekend….

Thursday June 8, 2006

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Exactly a year ago, pictures of Peter Chin’s awesome pool party
*click*

Exactly two years ago, Joyce put up a picture of disgrace
Avoided work
And was found by PassedOutBen in the kids’ section
*click*


Sakae My Dick…


…If I had a dick

I think I derserve one sometimes
My own, I mean, not someone else’s


AdamPoserPan and I are rushing for a play but we’re dying to get some grub first

So we hurriedly stop by The Curve to eat at Sakae Sushi
It’s my first time there and appearances do not hinder

Very simple. All I want is a plate of salmon sashimi, swordfish sashimi and yasai tempura, please.
Yes, just three things, thank you.

We wait ages for our drinks
After asking the waiter where our drinks are (again), they come

15 minutes later, the waitress tells me that there is no more salmon
No more salmon in a Japanese restaurant during lunch hour?


Abominable!


“It’s okay,” I reply, “I’ll just have the swordfish and tempura then.”
“Okay,” she says and goes off

How ridiculous
Why couldn’t she tell me that when I order my food or just after that?
Instead of waiting so long sheesh

 

I wait

 

And wait

 

Adam waits

 

And waits

 

The ice is melting in our drinks

We’re afraid we’re going to be late for the play and constantly check the time

Impatient and hungry, I stand up and approach the belt filled with sushi, whizzing merrily along
We didn’t sit at the booths there because we didn’t have time to stand in line and settled for the side seats at the teppanyaki bar


I see salmon

Wait… sure or not…
I stare at it
I swear that’s salmon
What ELSE could it be?
Salmon is salmon

But she said there wasn’t any more salmon!

I got damn emo
I really wanted salmon!
Bloody bitch was lying to me!

Three more plates of salmon wink pass me before I snatch a plate up and stalk back to my chair
“Look. There *is* salmon after all.”
“Huh.”

As I was blissfully enjoying my salmon, the waitress comes up to me again
“Urm, miss. Sorry but there isn’t any swordfish either.”

Okay. This is happening again.
First she takes really long to tell me there is no salmon.
Then she takes really long to tell me there’s no swordfish either.

I look up at her with a straight face and go, “It’s okay. Seems I have found some salmon. Even though you said there wasn’t anymore… So nevermind. No swordfish is fine with me.”

As I dig into my salmon, poor boyfriend is squirming in his seat and shaking his leg
Food taking bloody long

Finally, something arrives
A plate of teppanyaki
AdamPoserPan ordered a set but the strange thing is, the entire set is served at different intervals

0_o

Few minutes after the beef, then came the veggie… Ookay
The poor dear picks at it, waiting for the rice to arrive
Then it comes
Later on, the soup is set on the table

Uh-huh.


Where’s my tempura…. Where’s my tempura…. You’re KIDDING me, I ordered tempura 35-40 minutes ago…

They don’t even have to cook it! Do they?
I have no idea and sigh

I walk over to the conveyor belt and grab at another plate – squid sushi

Okay. I have eaten four slivers of salmon and two pieces of sushi in 40 minutes.

I am going to starve and die.

Boyfriend’s almost done with his food and I know I need my tempura now pronto, else we’re definitely going to be late!
I stop a male waiter and sweetly ask him whether he could check on my tempura
(I’m always damn nice before I get my food in case they spit into it… or worse :p )
He says he will and not too bad, he’s back in a tic

“Miss, there is no order for tempura at your table… but I just put one down for you, it’ll come in 5 minutes,” he said apologetically
“What!?” I glanced at AdamPoserPan who looks equally shocked
“Baby we don’t have time…” he said slowly
“Yeah, I know… it’s okay. Just cancel it please cos I’m really in a rush,” I told the waiter with a forced smile


I felt like crying
Cos there is no worse feeling then waiting and waiting for food to come and… they forgot you
It’s the same feeling as your parents forgetting to pick you up from school when you’re a kid

I turned into a little kid for 2 seconds, really woebegone and almost in tears
But no. I’m 23. Act like an adult godfuckingdammit.

I was hungry!

I sat there for so long!

EVERYTHING I ordered didn’t come to me!!!

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

The two plates of sushi I had was because *i* took the initiative to walk to the damn conveyor belt

“Who placed my order? I don’t remember,” I asked APP
“That girl there,” he pointed out with his chopsticks

I looked at her and she wasn’t near us, so I didn’t bother saying anything to her
As we were walking towards the counter, my eye was still on the girl but she was talking to another waiter
We were lack of time so fine, I didn’t bother stopping and just walked past her

We rushed to pay and… there is one counter for the whole restaurant
And with that one counter is a nice long queue

0_o

So we waited -_-‘
Suddenly I saw the waitress standing alone, just behind me
Since I’m waiting, might as well tell her I’m hungry and sad right

So I turned to her
“Excuse me, do you remember just now… I ordered a salmon and swordfish sashimi and a yasai tempura?”

“Yeah,” she nodded her head

“Well first you told me there was no more salmon… and there was so much salmon on the belt,” I gestured with my fingers, “… and then you told me there was no more swordfish, which was fine really, cos I was waiting for my tempura, but the tempura never came. So I called for a waiter and he said that there wasn’t even an order put down for it… and I couldn’t wait for it in the end cos I’m in a rush,” I explained with a wry smile

“Oh! I’m sorry… so sorry… I think there must be some mistake on the system…” she apologized

“Well… just letting you know that I waited so long and nothing that I ordered came. The only two things I ate, I took from the belt myself.”

I said it all very slowly with a disappointed smile

I wasn’t even being bitchy like in Kenny Rogers’ at Genting because I was just so hungry, so tired of waiting, and pretty upset; that instead of turning into the evil condescending criticizer which I do so well, I felt like pouting sadly like a 5-year-old and bawling my head off instead.

Sigh.

We walked out of the restaurant – me with my unsatisfied tummy and AdamPoserPan with his grim face.
I thought he was pissed off cos we might be late for the play.
“No, just the bad service.”
“I know…”

We bumped into MichelleNightstar outside KLPac
She was waiting for her Josh_W cos he woke up late heh heh
She told us she ordered Chawamushi there before as well and the brought her some black jelly stuff instead because Chawamushi ran out

Naturally, she sent it back

Have you ever? Served a customer something different without asking them just cos you ran out of what they want??

Ugh, damn tak puas

So after the play, I ran off and stuffed myself with snacks like McDs nuggets, Papa Beard cream puffs, San Fran ice blended mocha and beer at Champs.

Yay

Apparently the Papa Beard cream puffs are damn famous in NYC and Japan
They’ve got newspaper clippings off crowds lining up down the streets just to buy these Papa Beard Cream Puffs

But go to Midvally Megamall (it’s in the middle on the LG floor)
And there’s noone lining up. At all.

I Love Love Love the cream and it just OOZES out of the puff when i bite into it
OMG GLORIOUS CAN DIE

“Mmmf why doesn’t *anyone* like the puffs?” I mumble as i munch into one
“Maybe Malaysians aren’t really into cream stuff,” said QueenKanch
“Mffff.” I was too busy devouring my puff.

Pics from that day:

Us four went to watch The Fastest Clock In The Universe

My favourite was Ari Ratos, his role was so convincing and endearing that i could easily imagine his existence
Gavin Yap’s character was pensive and made me hold my breath at bits
And oh yes, everyone knows about how he’s swaggering around the stage half naked

“Why don’t *you* have a body like that?” i whispered to Smellie
“Why do you have a tummy like that?” he quickly teased back, pointing at Ari’s tummy
I pinched him

I loved the script, i wasn’t bored at all and it seemed like the two hours flew by
Though i don’t think everyone enjoyed it as much  >_<

Gavin’s still got his make up on
And wee! Niki looks so happy in the picture! Haha

Even though my head looks distortedly small here… 0_o

Tuesday June 6, 2006

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Exactly two years ago, everyone was giving Joyce shit about… her attempts at cleaning her room
*click*

So ironic that just yesterday, i was cleaning the apartment and grumbling away to myself
What the hell… what’s this painting and mat doing on the floor here… bring to the new apartment for what, might as well throw away… so it’s going to be a permanent feature here la now
Then after five seconds
Oh my god. I sound like my parents. Since when do i say ‘permanent feature’?!
And lo and behold, it’s in the post above 0_o

Finally. About The Protest…

… that i blogged about (well, the beginning of it anyway) *here*

Plagiarised from Katagender 


On 2 August 2003, Ooi Kean Thong (24) and Siow Ai Wei (22) were accused of “indecent behaviour” at the KLCC park.


They lodged a report against the two DBKL officers who allegedly issued them with a summons after they refused to bribe them. Not only that, the challenged the city council’s authority to enact such “morality laws”.

On 4 April 2006, the Federal Court ruled that the KL City Hall had the authority to enact bylaws to prosecute people for indecent public behaviour.

Worried that tourists will stop visiting our country because of such openly ridiculous policing of private behavior, the Mayor of KL hastily reassured the BBC on the very next day, that this will not apply to tourists.

Meanwhile, Ooi and Siow will have to defend themselves against the charge of indecent behaviour.

Where do you stand?

Come to the hearing and show your support to Siow and Ooi’s courageous stance. KataGender (katagender.blogspot.com) is organising a visual statement on the day. Join us as we hold hands and state your thoughts.

Please wear a white or plain coloured t-shirt and bring marker pens, cardboard, and your friends.

The night before i dug through my clothes and found white tops…
With ridiculous pictures (a deer?) or inappropriate words on them
I finally managed to dig out a non-slutty simple white one heh

I thought i was late cos Lainie said they’d be meeting up at 8:15-8:30 am
At 8:23 am i smsed her, “Don’t leave without me! I’m TWO stations away!”
She replied that everyone wasn’t even there yet

Oh.

So we stood around and waited… and i contemplated running off to buy a yummy brekkie from McD’s or Burger King that (i swear) were waving me to go in

Listening to Soul Sound from Sugababes, long time no hear

So lazy to write about the beginning parts
In the end the court case was postponed to the 18th (which falls on a Sunday so we’re not sure 0_o )

Cacatnya… wake up so early, stand around in the hot sun, try not to think of food…
And you tell me they postponed it?!
-_-‘

Jac said we’re going ahead with it anyway so we prepared for it by writing things on cardboard thought bubbles and pinning cloth images onto ourselves
I didn’t get to take many pictures (only three to be exact) cos i was protester and not photographer for the day

So… i stole some pictures off the ones that *were* there

More pics from Ezrena Marwan*here*

My handwriting is on the board 
So now you know what fairywriting looks like 

I have no idea what the board with the chinese words say *shameful*
Can you see how HOT it was? *pant*

Don’t i look like a horribly sweaty boy in the picture?
I do! I do!

AsyrafLee was also there snapping away
Unfortunately, he hasn’t posted any pics of the protest on his blog yet
*click*

We were to walk holding hands in twos in KLCC

Apparently the cops can’t arrest us for being in twos because only three people and above are considered an illegal gathering
Can you imagine if two people = considered ‘illegal gathering’ though? Then there’d be illegal gatherings everywhere (scandals) haha

So i paired up with Lainie
“Let me guess. You asked me to come for this protest so you could hold hands with me and walk around right,” i joked
“Yup! Ambil kesempatan!came her jolly reply
“…”

We walked from Titiwangsa and took the StarLRT to Bukit Nanas (near Concorde Hotel) and from there walked to KLCC. In the hot sun.
I admit having a SuperPrincess thought for a split second when i heard we’d be walking so much in the sun – Shit didn’t bring my sunblock

>_<

We were separated unto different floors in the mall
We simply picked the first floor cos Lainie has relatives’ restaurants on the fourth
So layan la, whatever floor is fine with me

KLueShermen was taking pictures
“Which floor are you going to?”
“First floor.”
“Oh… the expensive floor,” he jested
“… -_-‘ …. No! It’s because…” then i made a lame attempt to redeem myself from this image of SpoiltBratness

I don’t understand
I buy cheap clothes, you hear me?
And yeah i spend money on alcohol and shopping but that’s where my money goes besides bills!
Full stop.

Jeez see how i diverted from the main topic again

Statement courtesy of Katagender

We are here because…

  • we want to show our support to Siow Ai Wei and Ooi Kean Thong;
  • we applaud their courageous stance and resolve in retaining their right to self-determination, especially on something as private as the demonstration of affection;
  • we believe that holding hands, or even kissing, does not constitute “indecent behaviour”;

  • we deem that excessive and intrusive control of individual behaviour by the State, particularly under the guise of ‘morality’, is unacceptable;
  • we think that we, as civic-conscious individuals, have the capacity to judge for ourselves, whether or not our behaviour will offend others around us;
  • we reject laws that validate and enable voyeuristic behaviour by officials in power, or the potential for private individuals to ‘spy’ and ‘tell’ on each other – such laws encourage an environment of mutual suspicion and mistrust, and is gravely damaging to social relations;

  • we do not accept the broad, careless and simplistic strokes made by some Members of the Parliament and the judiciary on what constitutes ‘Asian’ or ‘Western’ cultural values – norms, culture and values are ‘living’ concepts that are constantly being developed, redefined and reinterpreted;
  • we hold that openness, tolerance and acceptance of diversity and difference is fundamental to a peaceful and strong nation – particularly for Malaysia where there are multiple and fluid ethnicities, as well as cultural values, norms and practices;
  • we call for a focus of government resources, energy and attention on more substantive issues that are faced by people in this country, such as poverty, sexism, identity- based discrimination and violence, displacement, quality education, environmental sustainability, good governance and corruption.


I was seriously hungry
when they distributed the flowers to us to give away
At one point, i was stoning and staring at the yellow pretties, thinking to myself
“I wonder what flowers taste like…” before feeling like a cow and shaking the thought off

la la la Lainie and me walked through the first floor and gave out flowers to people who answered ‘no’ to our question of “Do you think it’s wrong for couples to hold hands in public?” and then explained our purpose of walking around like two dungus with cloth and signs on ourselves giving out flowers

I mean, in movies, only crazy people give out flowers to strangers

I realised that some people were getting the message wrong after awhile and started rewording my sentences

Scenario –

“Hi, do you think it’s wrong for couples to hold hands in public?” i asked a stranger
She stared at big shy lesbian friend and me holding hands
Her eyes widen. No, she shakes her head
I sigh inwardly, okay, this is lari-ing topic also, she probably thinks we’re promoting homosexuality which i would but we’re not today

So i said the same sentence but added “… like for instance, your boyfriend and you?”

I told Lainie my bright idea
(ok not so very bright but a proper plan at any rate)

“Okay, you know what, i’ll approach them since you’re so shy and start off with the question on whether they support couples who hold hands, then if they say ‘yes’ i’ll give them the flower and then you tell them the purpose of us doing this. Okay?”

I glance at her and the woman is spacing out: “… huh?”

Oh my god she didn’t get a single word out of the long sentence i just chirped

“What the hell! Your attention span seriously cannot make it, woman!!!”

After we finished giving out our flowers, we stood at the top of the escalator by Chinoz and waited for the others

Still having the cloth signs attached to us, holding hands and the cardboard sign, we started yapping about bloggers and how we think some bloggers are so lame as to only hang out with bloggers and not seem to have a life or any other friends

But anyway i think people mispercept other people from their blogs
So many people read my blog and think they like me.
How DO YOU KNOW whether you like me or not?
I could be a real evil bitch to you when i finally meet you.
I’m not always happy so you cannot expect me to be bouncing around like how i seemingly am in my writing.
I’m not always drinking so people PISS ME OFF ROYALLY when they think i’m always drunk when they see me.

Then we were talking about bloggers and their blogs which we like and dislike.

Like see, there’s a blog i actually liked. And i spoke to the person on MSN and all. But when i finally met them, i get sorely disappointed cos they’re nothing like how i imagined them to be. I couldn’t click with them one bit.

And from another angle, there’s this person i loathe. But i love reading their blog.

So how?

As we were talking all this, we realised how contradictory we were being,
“Eh. You do realise we’re bitching about bloggers meeting other bloggers… but here we are, holding hands in the middle of KLCC right…”
“Urh….”

We’re such hypocritical bitches :p

The next day, AdamPoserPan said there was a picture of me in The Sun
What he meant was there was a picture of my skinny fingers and favourite day bag

Damn recognisable la that bag… i carry it ALL THE TIME with me
Like got no other bag liddat -_-

Even though the court case was delayed, it was all good
Cos the protest got some case coverage from various media
And enlightening even one person in KLCC is a start for it to spread to others, no?

 

Before i blogged about this, so did –
*Lainie*
and
*Cheneille*

Photos stolen from –
*Asyraf Lee*
and
*Ezrena Marwan*

More info and pictures at
*Katagender*

Monday June 5, 2006

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Exactly two years ago, Joyce took a Stubborness Pill for her eye infection
And slutted b&w photos of Aishah
*click*

Dang. Internetless Fairy.

Oh Christ, I have no internet at home and Smellie’s place
Well Smellie’s does, but we’re erm still leeching off wireless internet and it doesn’t always connect
>_<

“Guess what. My modem at home is spoilt. *cry*”
“Haha that’s what you get for always complaining mine is slow!”
“…. no! I refuse to accept this as karma!”

Horrible
So many happy weekend pictures to blog too!

Went to watch Over The Hedge at the new Cineileisure @ The Curve today
Nice nice
Pretty empty, not crowded with kids having school hols
Perfect place for sales people *coughslackerscough* to ponteng work in to hide from potential bumping-into-boss episodes

Suddenly QueenKanch wants to take up pole dancing -_-

“Hey! Did you know there are pole dancing classes in KL? Let’s take them!”
“Ha. Don’t need la, for what! Save money now can or not.”
“Cheap! It’s only 60 bucks a month!”
“Er… dunnit. I don’t have a pole at home to practice on….. … … unless i use Adam, the skinny thing, hahaha!”

Mighty me told him about it later on

“… so then i said i could perhaps use *you* to practice on! Hahaha!”
“…… cannot!”
*stops laughing* “Huh?”
“Because i couldn’t take your weight! HAHA!”
*stony voice* “Oh reallllly… well then perhaps i won’t bother dancing around a pole…. at all.”
Smellie:
Me:

I think he’s on a roll today. Kena me damn alot.

We were walking past some toy promotion at The Curve
Spying Barbie dolls, i simply spouted, “Barbie.”
Yeah. The habit of reading random things around me. Like a kid.
“You’re a barbie!” said Smellie
“No, i’m not. *thinks* Sazzy’s a barbie! Sazzy’s so barbie.”
You’re a bah-bee,” he repeated

Wait a minute. Am i hearing what i’m hearing or am i… just being paranoid

“Wait… Did you just call me… a pig?”
“Tee hee.”
“I’msleepingathometonight.”
“No…….”

 

Fairy Vs. Football

World Cup is here in a few days, yes yes it’s so exci… *ZzzZzz*

We were discussing our upcoming schedules and Smellie thought he might be more free

“So what you gonna do?” i asked as we were walking from the bank

Asking a boyfriend what he’s going to do is like testing him – *insert psycho voice* So watcha gonna do boy? Say it’s me, say it’s me bitch. Say it!

“… Hmm i can play more football! Yeah! I can play more games…” *chatters on into football talk, i zone out*

He’s still talking as i open my eyes wide and hold out my arms with palms facing upwards in a gesture of ‘Hello? What About Me?’

He’s still talking, “… so i can play like, three games a week!,” till he noticed me acting like a monkey, “… and girlfriend! More girlfriend time!”

We’re still walking next to each other but i veer more to the right pretending to walk away.

“Girlfriend! Girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend.”
“Go die.”

Fairy – 0
Football – 1

I recently witnessed another Super Miscomm Can Die episode courtesy of KinkyPugKevin and QueenKanch
She mumbles sometimes, he hears badly sometimes
So when the stars are right (or wrong, up to you), one can be talking about A and the other can be talking about B and they’d be talking to each other for a good full minute
I’d just sit there, nose a-flaring, watching my friends have the ultimate worst conversation of all time

After a while, it’d end up like this:

Kevin: “Huh?”
Kanch: “No, i was saying, ….”
Kevin: “Eh? I thought…”
Me: “Oh my god. You were saying —– *i gesture at Kanch* and he was saying —–. Okay? Fine? GAWD, listen to you two talk damn headache wei!” *buries face into hands*
Kanch: “Tee hee.”
Kevin: “So emo…” *purposely trying to save face*
Me: -_-

Hmm the same thing happens between SuperstarAdlin and KinkyPug as well
What more Adlin is sometimes kinda blur-like and softspoken

Adlin: “What?”
Kevin: “What?”
Adlin: “Huh?”
Kevin: “Huh?”

Me: “Oh. God.” *slaps forehead*

Maybe only fairies can understand puggy’s language