Exactly a year ago, AdamPoserPan took the KennySia quiz And guess what he ended up as ๐ *click*
Hmm trying to put the stupid YouTube up… why can it NOT shift to the left So sick of fiddling with it. i have other things to do Shall get someone super to help me… heh
Edit:
YAY SOW!
Wasting Time Is Therapeutic
Thanks to QueenKanch, i did these silly blogthings while my keyboard wasn’t working and all i could use to surf was the mouse (Okay so it wasn’t that the keyboard wasn’t working… i wasn’t *cough* tech savvy enough to restart it in the right port and was awaiting the arrival of Daddy)
After that i went out for a drink with her and SuckBallLooWee since i couldn’t do my work yet
Me: “Eh the birthday thing quite accurate also hee hee.” Kanch: “I know, i know!” Louis: “What thing?”
We told him it’s a Blogthing
He wanted to bang his head on the mamak table for our naiveness
People Envy Your Ingenuity
You’re a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration. People envy your creativity and “who cares?” attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you – and they usually are!
You work well with others. That is, you’re good at getting them to do work for you. It’s true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy! You’re dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around. But you’re so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.
I get them to do my work for me?! I WISH. Fuchsia is so correct… it’s all over my blog >_< But May was a normal month, nothing spectacular…
QueenKanch took me to her hair salon last week This is us having a leisurely afternoon like tai tais
I have obtained her habit of repeating words/phrases twice Nowadays i keep on saying, “I know, i know,” “No, no,” or “She told me, she told me.”
And she’s got my habit of bobbing my head up and down when i talk
>_<
She said she gets headache and wonders how i do it all the time Bitch.
Kena Kantoi Dot Com
I can’t even escape football while eating pizza Smellie ordered Domino’s and i stole a piece off him because Ahwin was late in picking me up (HO got another story THERE, just you WAIT ahwin!)
“Mmmm… nice pizza, you ordered a different flavour issit?” “Yeah. It’s a World Cup special.” He stared at me meaningfully Like as if because I like World Cup pizza, that means i have to like World Cup
I dropped the half-eaten piece back into the box
“Dowan already.” Merajuk at World Cup sial “I’m full. I’m not having anymore.”
I stared at the yummy leftover pizza… And picked it up again Gobble gobble gobble
“World Cup pizza..!” he nodded at me enthusiastically “Eh shaddup la. Pizza is pizza.” “World Cup pizza!”
Stupid. Made me feel as if i tainted my stomach liddat.
Oh oh oh!
And you know *why* Ahwin was late in picking me up? He was supposed to pick me up at 7:30 pm 8:00 pm i called him “Oi. Where are you la?” “Coming now, be there in two minutes.”
When we reached FaiTheMai’s house, Fai came running out of the garden like a madman cos we were late SmallSerena had invited us to go for Ruums’ media launch “Why so late?!” his high emo voice screeched FaiTheMai, AzwinAndy, DramaticKim and i hurried into the car and we left his place
I was telling them the pizza story “Oh i ate this stupid World Cup pizza cos Azwin was taking so long…”
Fai: OHHHHH!!!! Azwin: Uh-oh… Me: What what? Fai: Bastard! *laughs* Azwin: …. Me:What?! Fai: You know WHAT, Joyce?! Azwin: *trying to maintain situation* Eh dude! No la dude! Fai: *He* told *me* that *you* were taking so long to get ready Me: What?! I was ready by 7:30, what the fuck! What were you doing la! *turns to Azwin*
At that point we were all yelling in the car (except for Kim poor girl) Fai yelling what Azwin was really doing Azwin trying to give an excuse but damn tak jadi langsung Me yelling cos i got framed
Turns out Azwin was playing Winning Eleven on PS2 And because he couldn’t tear himself away from the game he said *i* was taking long to get ready -_-
Azwin: No laaaa… you know what or not, the game supposed to be ten minutes only, so i thought just nice, y’know, then it… Me: Eh. Forget it okay. Kena kantoi already -_- Azwin: 0_o
LOSE POINTS!
I’m wearing the brooch KinkyPug bought me But you can’t really see it here, it’s tiny and fairy-ish
:*(
My father said goodnight to me and walked up the stairs StevenTheSpaniel started whining So i got up from the pc chair to go pet him As i neared the door, his back was to me “Stevennn,” i called He didn’t turn around
“Steven, hey boy,” i called again He still didn’t turn around
I made tapping sounds on the grill door While calling him louder, “Steven… hEY!”
He still didn’t turn around
I tapped the grill louder and called more He turned around slowly, seemed to startle in surprise to see me kneeling there and trotted towards me I stared at him He stared up at me
I realised that he’s seriously old and can’t hear anymore At first one tear dropped Then another And another Then i was crying
Exactly a year ago, Joyce blogged about BadBoyBen’s launch in Penang Chic has died already though How ironic, as i am going to Penang this weekend *click*
About two years ago, Joyce blogged about going to Malacca *click*
An Atrocity Occured
I watched the last half of England against Sweden with Smellie and TL last night >_< He was cheering like a Red Indian so loudly that i couldn’t possibly do anything else It was quite a good match
Smellie and i were talking crap throughout “There’s another game going on.” “At the same time as this one?” “Yeah. It’s Ecuador against… er…” “…. Paraguay…” “Yeah!” “… 0_o … now how the fuck did i know that?!”
It just shot out of my mouth I don’t remember so many things but i can remember something i don’t even intend/realise
“Knowing information isn’t a bad thing, you know.” *sarcastic* “Football?…. ZzzZzzZzzzz…” *pretends to snore*
After the game, Smellie went straight in to bed and i told TL Me: “Shockingly… i had a slight interest for football tonight.” TL: “Welcome to the dark side!”
0_o
NoOooo….
Another Carrie Moment
It was raining early this morning when i woke up for work (Yeah so rare, usually i do my work late at night) And on the VERY morning that i decide i absolutely muST wake up early to do work… IT HAS TO RAIN GLORIOUSLY
God is mocking me
That might be a Carrie moment
Busy busy day Edited pictures till 2pm
That’s not a Carrie moment
Then rushed to review coffee in Bangsar The last time i had to review coffee was last year for San Francisco Coffee @ KLCC I remember it was with PooiMun and we left, holding on to our stomachs This time round, i tasted seven different types of coffee I almost barfed coffee outside
Why can’t i do a wine review? Or a champagne review? Wine…. wine wine wine I wanna do wine reviews! I wanna go for a wine tasting course if necessary! (i say if necessary cos i’m in touch with my wine. Touch my wine without my permission and i will scream. Ask Smellie. He knows -_- )
Totally not a Carrie moment
Then rushed for a meeting at one of the offices outside KLCC Rush rush rush Ran up the LRT escalator Tapped my foot impatiently in the LRT Oh, i suddenly remembered Lainie’s comment: “You take the LRT?!” Me: “Oi. I’m not so diva okay. I TAKE the LRT!” Ran out into KLCC Ran out from KLCC onto the main road
Perhaps i shouldn’t use the word run… Cos in all honesty i wasn’t really running More like trotting really fast
It was raining outside Ridiculous for me to cab it across the road -_- So i skipped over puddles Squeaking as my gold velveteen heels dipped into the unavoidable ones
Oh that was my Carrie moment
Cos i always see her in my head as rushing whilst skipping over puddles in dainty high heels No i wasn’t trying to pull a Carrie -_- Rather not ruin my heels thank you very much I rarely wear heels out for work anyway Just didn’t expect it to rain And one of my meetings was with an expatriate company They’re all so bloody tall so i’d rather *seem* tall then short when talking to them 3 inches doesn’t help much but hell, i need all the help i can get!
Got an sms from DJ Fendie i was supposed to interview right after that, saying it was raining and difficult for him to catch a taxi I smsed back, “Eh, don’t complain. I’m running in the rain!”
By the time i sat myself down at the restaurant My hair was flat and my mascara had run
Then ……………..
-_- Lazy to blog already Damn tired la Basically QueenKanch and SuckBallLouis were doing their hair together So cute Then KinkyPug and the rest of us went for Wondermilk’s Poster Exhibition Dinner at Bangsar Home
Exactly two years ago, i went to AishozCravesCoffee’s house And took many kitten pictures! *click*
Fairy Vs Football Part 3
“I’m going for the Rainforest Musicfest soon! Yayyy!!!” “Yay!” *fake layan yay* “Yay!!! *don’t care* Are you gonna miss me?” “Of course i’ll miss you baby… When’re you off again?” “July 7th to… 10th or 11th i think.” “Hmm… oh my god! It’s World Cup Final then! Yes go, go!” “… -_- … So you’re not gonna miss me at all.” *stony voice* “Of course i am!” “Liar.”
Oi. Part of the plot to go for holidays without the other half is so that they miss you and appreciate you more. My plan failed.
Fairy – 0 Football – 3
At the rate this is going, i’ll be nil and football will be 2354151 65454135 by the time World Cup is over
At least i still layan okay Last night i watched the first half (hears gasps all around, What?! Joyce watched football willingly!?!)
Yes, i did. Nothing la, just watched the first half of Brazil Vs Australia and tried to layan I have to watch football in order to cuddle -_- Damn sad
“Abit boring right the game…” *watches ball go to and fro without much happening* “Yeah… this isn’t a very good game.” “Huh.”
Then this morning, i don’t know what time it was but it was freaking early! His phone beeped “Who’s that?” I don’t know why i bothered asking, usually i don’t ask “Oh,” he mumbled sleepily, “It’s the football scores from last night.” “What?! So early ma hai…!” “It’s not me! It’s Maxis, they send it!” *growls and goes back to sleep*
“I’m twenty two now! I’m OLD!“ “Shaddup. How old do you think the rest of us are huh?”
We spent Sunday afternoon having a quick lunch I didn’t have any clean clothes that matched at the apartment so i went there looking like a real retard
Orange-trimmed bra under a transparent white top, green slacks and my NY superstars 0_o I know right
I can be shameless but not *that* shameless so i bought a top and changed into it right away
Listened to SuckBallLouis storytell his drunken escapade Took a video of QueenKanch bitch about some stranger, football and compliment herself in 40 seconds Damn fucking funny, really wanna put it up but will figure it out later
Just realised that Smellie and i haven’t had a day off since… last last Sunday Eh wait, i was working last last Sunday as well 0_o I don’t remember anymore Time and days seems to merge into each other that i can’t believe it’s almost mid-2006 already
Damn busy la Lots to do Many meetings tomorrow Below is stuff i wrote some time back
Long Time Ago…
It was Saturday A nice warm Saturday Well i’m sure it was warm outside, i on the otherhand, was happily snuggled in the air con room with the curtains drawn, buried in pillows and duvet It feels so fucking great to get over a strangling work week and not have to deal with any shit till Monday
I had turned down jobs for the weekend, my first time ever doing that I don’t know, i just didn’t feel like it, i feel like i always take every job i can shoulder And for once i was telling everybody ‘no, i’m sorry, i already have plans… yeah, nope, really can’t cancel them’, ‘i’m not going to lie to you, i really doubt i can write that for you tomorrow, so you should find someone else to do it instead… yeah… sorry, good luck!’
A weekend all for me. Me me me.
The sun was shining! i’m sure it was outside I felt great! and lying in bed felt even better Boyfriend is on the way home with gorgeous fattening fried chicken for me to gobble… The world is a fabulous place!
Boyfriend came home and handed me the carton of food “Yum!” i cried out greedily like a little imp “Yup! Chicken for chicken!” He calls me Chicken Little. Ha ha ha so funny. Ha ha ha see me laugh.
Then, an atrocity occured
He put his football bag on the bed The nice clean bed His football stuff! The last time he fell asleep on the nice clean bed in his football gear, there was sand all over it!
NoOOoooOooooo….
I stoned and stared at the bag as if he had just placed a toad on it Toads are icky like dirt. Plus, they spray you with smelly venom as self-defense A toad on the bed is like dirt (Chant with me again:) NooOOoOooo…
He caught my look Which is not very difficult because i make it very obvious
“Get your football stuff off the bed! There’s probably sand on it, right!” “No, there’s no sand… i played field football today. So there’s only grass.”
“What?!”
Okay. So grass is supposed to be fine. -_- Why don’t i just bring in My Little Ponies so they can pretend to be eating the grass.
-_-
Skinny Wrist Blessing
For a good couple of weeks i haven’t had the apartment keycard with me Cos previous apartment mate dropped it off in the letterbox… And God knows why, but the letterbox key doesn’t work
-_- So irritating
I watched Smellie fiddle with it. Tak jadi. So everytime i went home, i’d either 1. Call him to come downstairs 2. Wait around the doors like a robber till someone else comes by and zaps it open to go in
Damn inconvenient
The other day, QueenKanch was coming over I bought myself fried chicken and she got a milkshake Say wanna diet but still can drink milkshake and then blame it all on me *because* i mentioned milkshakes -_-
So anyway, i thought of trying to get the key that day (dunno why i never thought of it before) and scurried off, leaving her to stand by the door lest another resident comes along
I try I wiggle I squeeze
And lo and behold!
I could actually fit my whole hand in!
Bloody brilliant, i was so proud of myself
Got out all the mail *and* the key as well *triumphant* At one point i was thinking, “Tiu… if suddenly my hand cannot come out then we’re really in trouble…!”
That’s the Malaysian version of Britney My aunt in England thought people in Malaysia don’t watch football -_- I retaliated with “Hey we’re not primitive okay!!!” And promoted how much World Cup fever there was in KL
So many things going on this weekend And so many things i’m supposed to do as well
Going for dinner with KinkyPugKev, SuperstarAdlin and SuckBallLouis now
Last time = Kev: Eh you can order right Me: Hello. I cannot speak Chinese wei Adlin: Oh shit how Me: Adlin, i thought you could..? Adlin: No! Me: Kev can right? Kev: Er… abit only la Adlin: Uh oh Me: Die
SO FAIL
What are the chances of someone from Sitiawan, someone from Penang, and a malay guy who eats chinese food (ok, this one give chance a bit) not being able to squeak Chinese?
Just now KinkyPug was asking me, “How ar… none of us can order again…” “Oh. I invited Louis along for dinner since he’s gonig for event with us. He can order! Yay!!” “Oh, phew.”
Heh. So Loowee, now you know i had an ulterior motive in inviting you to join us.
OK That’s It.
Out of NOWHERE i have that footbal ad from Celcom playing in my head Wtf! I was just lazing around prying myself off the pc chair to shower *cue bf habit* when suddenly in my head – “Whoooaa whoaa… whoaaa whoaa! Whoaa whoaaaaa, whoa, whoa whoa!”
Like today, Smellie was telling me “I’m watching the game tonight! My favourite team is on tonight!” So i layan la “Oh really? *half fake enthusiasm* Who’re they playing against tonight?”
(Shit. When he reads this, confirmed he won’t layan me anymore >_< )
So yeah I went for dinner with SuckballLoowee He ate too much, i felt full just watching him groan
Then we went to the pretty-new Attic @ Bangkung, Bangsar Simply went in not knowing who would be there Found a group of friends and hung out awhile
Eh, their cocktails are seriously killer awesome I had an apple martini RM21 Super delicious and it was strong I didn’t taste it but hell yeah. It was strong
We had to run an errand after that Louis: I feel the cocktail… Me: I know right… shit, we only had one each….!
Attic cocktails = Damn value
Went to celebrate MaryBerry’s birthday after that I turn to the left and the person tells me “Eh, you know last time, i didn’t like to watch football… but now i kinda got into the game…” I turn to the right – “Woo… look at the handsome English players, i would fuck any of them…”
I gave up and buried my head into my hands When people lift up their glasses to drink, i’m the first to cheers -_- Nothing to do, drink la
Yes yes i know, England Vs. Trinidad Very exciting game
Bitch.
