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Monday June 26, 2006

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Shitload Of Pictures

I hate it when i edit pictures halfway, then suddenly i have something else more important to do or somewhere to go, then don’t end up posting them

This was last Friday 16th June for the I Am Fabulous event

QueenKanch went nuts over the choc-covered strawberries 

I went with four friends whom i hold dear to me but all don’t really know each other
RyanMukati, QueenKanch, SuckBallLouis and SuperstarAdlin

By the end of the night they all bonded…
Cos even though they all wanted to get drunk, i had four glasses and got there first
>_<

See! Urban legend! Urban legend!
Joyce cannot drink la!!

The next day i found ComposedJohn’s namecard in my bag
I don’t remember seeing him :p
Eh… why do i have his namecard for?! I already have it and we always bump into each other anyway!

Bumped into him at the New Man party the next night
“Why did you give me your namecard last night? I already have it!”
“I did?”
“Yeah… you did… you also forgot ar.”
“…. ….”
“…. ….”

So fail man our memories.
Dare to say *i* look more stoned on your blog  somemore! Oi!

Heh i took SO MANY pictures OFF
AzwinAndy: “Oh my GOD JOYCE. You took pictures of our LEGS! And you call yourself a photographer!”

Then went up to TAG as usual
Or so i was told

“We all wanted to leave at 2 something… so we were all standing outside then suddenly you said ‘no! i still wanna partyyy!’ and ran back into loft.”
“Haha really?”
“Yeah. You called us all party poopers and ran up the stairs. All of us saw you running away and were like, ‘ohmygod…”
“……”

I’m a shameless party girl yo.


Oh these pictures are continued from the New Man party post
*click*

KinkyPug obliged my having to attend the launch of Mesquite 52 @ AHR
And SuiLin was nice to drop us back at Velvet after that

Then pug and fairy both obliged a particular passed out someone
FaiTheMai picked us up and we shot off to Ruums
I know.
Damn marathon right  0_o

We went there in our semiformal clothes cos of the New Man party
PassedOutBen blared us, “This is not a high so event! Why you wear high so for?!”

Woohoo i love this picture of Looney and i!
Either this or the one of me and SunshineySteph is my favourite pic for the night

Those are obviously not  my fingers
I would NEVER do that kawaii look
>_<

Sorry la, drunk
Hence, picture-taking skills a biiiiit off

Nice picture taken from the stage by PassedOutBen stolen from ChengLeong’s site

I don’t know who that guy in the middle is
But it’s my only pic of Ken and Ben… so it goes up ๐Ÿ™‚

KinkyPugKevin was super semangat dancing like crazy
So i got hyped up as well

The next day i woke up with backache and footache

0_o
Getting old wei…

Next one up this Saturday

Damn blur haih
Click on it for clearer view k


Wahey!



Yay!!!

My braces are off!

Yayyyy!!!!

I was smiling at my reflection on car windows when i left the dentist
I was grinning at myself in the bathroom mirror while washing my hands

I’m just being a psycho smiling fairy now

Then when i laughed over lunch with QueenKanch at Bayu Timor, i blurted out
“Oh my god! My first laugh!”
She giggled at my idiocy, “Come. Bring your camera. Want me to take video of you laughing or not!”
“No!”

But i have to admit it was more unpleasant then i thought it would be
The dentist used pliers (i think it was) to crack everything off and i was so afraid she’d crack my teeth off without meaning to
I’m usually very quiet at the dentist’s
Today i squirmed and blared, “OH AH OD…!!” while my mouth was open

0_o

But it’s all okay cos it’s off now! YAY! YAY!

“Yay” will be my word for the week 

Edit:

Hmm this has to stop…
I was walking around the house grinning at the air
As if i was airing my teeth
>_<

But i’m too ecstatic!
Yay! Yay!

     

Sunday June 25, 2006

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce went for a the PSP gathering
>_<
*click*

Exactly two years ago, David woke Joyce up in an unconventional way
*click*

Soon…

…I will be able to grin maniacally and not look sixteen
Soon, i will be able to eat my beloved fish curry and not give two hoots about it staining
Soon, i will be smiling as wide and as much as i can
Soon, i will not have my maintain smile anymore
Soon, i will have no more freaky ulcers in my mouth
Soon, i won’t have to cover my mouth with a tissue and dig out veggie after every meal

Cos soon, very very soon, i’m getting my braces off!
Finally!
Yippee!!!

I might actually look my age… Woohoo!
Yeah, Kim! I beatcha to it!

So happy i’m gonna rub my braceless teeth all over Smellie haha!



Gonna Strip

and get a massage middle of this week
My back has been hurting since last week and i cannot tahan already
Rushed work from 8 am on Friday till night
Then i passed out cos i was so tired
Woke up at 1am to have wine at Laundry

The journey to Penang was fine
Smellie and i fell asleep over each other like puppies at the back of SmallSerena’s car
I had a horrid dream that we had an accident and woke up with huge eyes and didn’t say anything
So Final Destination *benci*

On the way back, Smellie fell asleep on my lap and i slept sitting up
I didn’t wanna rouse him so i just kept in the same position
My head rolled to the left and hurt like fuck
Then when i fell asleep with it nodding to the right, i drooled on my own shoulder

Video from on stage with the rest
Show was ending
At first all the girlfriends were up there shaking their booty, i went to hide
Then StephTheVolcano dragged up and after awhile, everyone was banging around on the drums, dancing or just running around on stage heh
I, was running around with the cam
Steph kept on running away from me so i cheated her by pretending i was taking a shot
The curses that come out of that woman’s mouth i tell you…
Haha dinner time

Thursday June 22, 2006

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060606

Sometimes when i’m doing my professional procrastinating, i read National Geographic online

Just now i saw this:

“Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs, those who fear of the number 666, should stay calm, according to Felix Just, professor of theology and religious studies at the University of San Francisco in California.”

I thought they had a typo
What a freakishly long word!

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs

Say what?!

I say it aloud in my head
Not even a third-way through and i’ve stopped
Fuck it
More like i have a phobia of that word then the numbers 666


New Man & New iPod

2 drinks, 1 fairy and an auction fan

Last Saturday night, AzwinAndy gave AdamPoserPan and I a lift to the New Man party

I’ve lost quite a bit of weight all of a sudden without even meaning to
I mean, i *meant* to for Kuching, but i didn’t even start trying yet
0_o

Over the past two weeks, everytime i go out, an average of 4 people will mention that i’ve lost a lot of weight making me squirm slightly uncomfortably cos i feel my arms are too skinny now

Sheesh
Fat, complain
Skinny, complain

Loowee thinks my arms and legs made me look like a malnourished child from Africa
CrazySandra says i still have an, i quote, “healthy abdomen” -_-
*gives middle finger*

My cup size has definitely gone down by one size 
I got distressed looking down at my chest to realise i used to fill out the slutty top ALOT more
“Can you please please just pretend to stare at my chest and tell me that i’ve still got a MASSIVE chest?” i whined to Smellie
Him: OH MY! THEY’RE ABSOLUTELY HUMONGOUS!
Me: Eh… exaggerate also doesn’t work okay…

So i asked Ahwin to help me out instead
He turned around to peer at my chest but jerked his head back to the road, “I’m going to crash wei!!!”
So he couldn’t help me

On the way, we picked SunshineySteph, then AndrewWestwood up
So the car was pretty full
At one point they were all screaming about football and i just stoned sendiri
>_<

We had to go to Zouk early cos the others had to get their make up and hair done first

Ahwin and i sat at Terrace Bar stuffing our faces with food and beer before the others joined us

Puggy came out! Thought he’ll go into his emo mode at home and not come out to play

Good God. BubblyBel looked so amazing, i said
“Eh your dress is damn nice… omg…. so are your shoes… omg i.. i… hate you…” before sputtering, “Kidding… but shit, can you like, not sit next to me…”
And she’s SO DAMN NICE and layans me seriously till i feel bad
-_-

Chak came outside to check on them (i think)
Making sure his celebs don’t run off and leave him with noone to auction stuff off

I sneakily lifted up the digicam to take a picture of him
He saw me and went –

But too late
Flash flash
I previewed the photo and happily went, “It’s okay! You look skinny  in the picture.”
He gave me a TSD face and said, “You always give me such nice compliments -_- “
Me:

Chak got Domino’s to deliver to Zouk
So diva…
Then he even gets AdamPoserPan to bring it in
(I can imagine Chak going, “Oh my god this girl is SUCH a liar on her blog, lies, all of it! Lies!”)

Sniffs are also to test out the Smellie Factor

Soon i will be able to gnash like KinkyPugKevin 
Oh my lord, i look like such a kid  here…

Then we all went in for the event
AzwinAndy, KinkyPug and I got our drinks at the bar
They were fucking kau

We all choked

Ahwin: Walau. Damn kau right…
Me: Yum…
Kevin: *Boing!*… i’m a New Man!

The auction started and we all had auction fans in our paperbags

Auction fans are evil

When SunshineySteph went up to auction off a video iPod, i started bidding cos i told her i’d get her bids running for her
I’d wave my fan wildly going, “500!”

I wanted to get one for so long
And the stupid alcohol made me think it’s a FANTASTIC idea to get one right there and then
-_-

So i started bidding on it with only half an aim to get it
This was the first time i’ve EVER bidded for anything and oh my god it’s so evil i tell you
The more i bidded for it, the more i wanted it
There was someone else on my left bidding of it, i don’t know who

I *think* the last number i heard from him was RM 1,100
Then i asked Kevin, “Eh how much is that going for in the stores anyway?”
“I know it’s a thousand six sing la…”
“Really?!”

Then my fan just shot up, i swear the fan had a life of its own and i said,
“A thousand four.”

I mean.
Who in their fucking right mind bids a few hundred higher then the last quoted amount?

*puts up hand slowly*

Me.
Idiot me.

At that time i was thinking
Oh my god if it’s 1600 sg then i’ll just simply go 1400 which i know i won’t get but if i do then yay!

Now when i think of it, i could have just said 1,300
Actually.
Now when i think of it, the girl thought i said 1,300
And i went, “No, 1,400”

*bangs head*

When i realised i had won the bid, i didn’t know whether to be happy or stupid
*looks at sky*

Way to go Chak, feed your guests strong drinks and give everyone an (evil) auction fan

I made Azwin and Kevin take the damn fan away from me after that

Later on, KinkyPug and i clarified some miscommunication

“I’m quite surprised you bid for it, so not you…”
“I know right… 0_o … Anyway okay la, you said it was 1,600 sg wut.”
“… NO! I said ‘i think it’s 1,600′! I didn’t say sing!”
“I heard you say sing!”
“I didn’t! I said 1,600! The ‘sing’ must’ve come from somewhere else…”

My eyes bulged and nose flared.

Well, the cheque goes to TrEES, an environmental conservation fund
But after that thought i remembered reading somewhere that a majority of charity funds doesn’t actually go to its cause anyway
>_<

At first i was afraid to see how much the iPod cost here, in case i feel lagi shitty
But yesterday Smellie and i went to check it out at The Curve

“If i suddenly start screaming and throwing a fit, just hold me down okay…”
“…”


Unintentional Laundry

Supposed to stay at home and do work  >_<
Told everyone who asked me to go to Laundry that i’m too busy with work
In the end someone managed to drag me there

So i wore a cap
Cos i was in hiding

“Come back at 1 am right? Promise?”
“Yea huh, i also got work tomorrow, we’ll leave early.”

LIARS

CrazySandra and i ended up singing horribly loud in the car (even though we didn’t know the lyrics) and poor FaiTheMai going, “Oh nooooo” while trying to bury his face in his hands and drive simultaneously.

It’s 3 fucking something am, i have alot of alco in me (but still can type so not so bad) and i have to write now

Fuckers. Die.

RezaSexyGrin  on the djembe 
He kept on saying my head is so small 
It’s damn dark but it’s damn crowded
Though half the crowd were watching football 

I keep on listening to SheilaOnSeven’s Berhenti Berharap over and over again the past few days
The tune seems to go with my mood
Then suddenly i’d listen to songs KinkyPug sent me like The Gap’s Outstanding and Patti Labelle ft Mariah’s Got To Be Real, get all happy
Then go back and forth  0_o

Thursday June 22, 2006

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New Man & New iPod

Last Saturday night, AzwinAndy gave AdamPoserPan and I a lift to the New Man party

I’ve lost quite a bit of weight all of a sudden without even meaning to
I mean, i *meant* to for Kuching, but i didn’t even start trying yet
0_o

Over the past two weeks, everytime i go out, an average of 4 people will mention that i’ve lost a lot of weight making me squirm slightly uncomfortably cos i feel my arms are too skinny now

Sheesh
Fat, complain
Skinny, complain

Loowee thinks my arms and legs made me look like a malnourished child from Africa
CrazySandra says i still have an, i quote, “healthy abdomen” -_-
*gives middle finger*

My cup size has definitely gone down by one size 
I got distressed looking down at my chest to realise i used to fill out the slutty top ALOT more
“Can you please please just pretend to stare at my chest and tell me that i’ve still got a MASSIVE chest?” i whined to Smellie
Him: OH MY! THEY’RE ABSOLUTELY HUMONGOUS!
Me: Eh… exaggerate also doesn’t work okay…

So i asked Ahwin to help me out instead
He turned around to peer at my chest but jerked his head back to the road, “I’m going to crash wei!!!”
So he couldn’t help me

On the way, we picked SunshineySteph, then AndrewWestwood up
So the car was pretty full
At one point they were all screaming about football and i just stoned sendiri
>_<

We had to go to Zouk early cos the others had to get their make up and hair done first

Ahwin and i sat at Terrace Bar stuffing our faces with food and beer before the others joined us

Puggy came out! Thought he’ll go into his emo mode at home and not come out to play

Good God. BubblyBel looked so amazing, i said
“Eh your dress is damn nice… omg…. so are your shoes… omg i.. i… hate you…” before sputtering, “Kidding… but shit, can you like, not sit next to me…”
And she’s SO DAMN NICE and layans me seriously and i feel bad
-_-

Chak came outside to check on them (i think)
Making sure his celebs don’t run off and leave him with noone to auction stuff off

I sneakily lifted up the digicam and to take a picture of him
He saw me and went –

But too late
Flash flash
I previewed the photo and happily went, “It’s okay! You look skinny  in the picture.”
He gave me a TSD face and said, “You always give me such nice compliments -_- “
Me:

Chak got Domino’s to deliver to Zouk
So diva…
Then he even gets AdamPoserPan to bring it in
(I can imagine Chak going, “Oh my god this girl is SUCH a liar on her blog, lies, all of it! Lies!”)

Sniffs are also to test out the Smellie Factor

Soon i will be able to gnash like KinkyPugKevin 
Oh my lord, i look like such a kid  here…

Then we all went in for the event
AzwinAndy, KinkyPug and I got our drinks at the bar
They were fucking kau

We all choked

Ahwin: Walau. Damn kau right…
Me: Yum…
Kevin: *Boing!*… i’m a New Man!

The auction started and we all had auction fans in our paperbags

Auction fans are evil

When SunshineySteph went up to auction off a video iPod, i started bidding cos i told her i’d get her bids running for her
I’d wave my fan wildly going, “500!”

I wanted to get one for so long
And the stupid alcohol made me think it’s a FANTASTIC idea to get one right there and then
-_-

So i started bidding on it with only half an aim to get it
This was the first time i’ve EVER bidded for anything and oh my god it’s so evil i tell you
The more i bidded for it, the more i wanted it
There was someone else on my left bidding of it, i don’t know who

I *think* the last number i heard from him was RM 1,100
Then i asked Kevin, “Eh how much is that going for in the stores anyway?”
“I know it’s a thousand six sing la…”
“Really?!”

Then my fan just shot up, i swear the fan had a life of its own and i said,
“A thousand four.”

I mean.
Who in their fucking right mind bids a few hundred higher then the last quoted amount?

*puts up hand slowly*

Me.
Idiot me.

At that time i was thinking
Oh my god if it’s 1600 sg then i’ll just simply go 1400 which i know i won’t get but if i do then yay!

Now when i think of it, i could have just said 1,300
Actually.
Now when i think of it, the girl thought i said 1,300
And i went, “No, 1,400”

*bangs head*

When i realised i had won the bid, i didn’t know whether to be happy or stupid
*looks at sky*

Way to go Chak, feed your guests strong drinks and give everyone an (evil) auction fan

I made Azwin and Kevin take the damn fan away from me after that

Later on, KinkyPug and i clarified some miscommunication

“I’m quite surprised you bid for it, so not you…”
“I know right… 0_o … Anyway okay la, you said it was 1,600 sg wut.”
“… NO! I said ‘i think it’s 1,600′! I didn’t say sing!”
“I heard you say sing!”
“I didn’t! I said 1,600! The ‘sing’ must’ve come from somewhere else…”

My eyes bulged and nose flared.

Well, the cheque goes to TrEES, an environmental conservation fund
But after that thought i remembered reading somewhere that a majority of charity funds doesn’t actually go to its cause anyway
>_<

At first i was afraid to see how much the iPod cost here, in case i feel lagi shitty
But yesterday Smellie and i went to check it out at The Curve

“If i suddenly start screaming and throwing a fit, just hold me down okay…”
“…”

Wednesday June 21, 2006

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