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ITS ADDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM.

More Later.

Har Har.

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The Pug, the Fairy

& the Drama Queen

Trust me to repeat history and do work hour after hour till the last minute, i run for the airport
It’s like me rushing work and zooming off to the airport for Bangkok all over again (in Feb)

So someone  had an air ticket
But no place to stay

Luckily fairies have tricks under their greensleeves

Someone else  will blog for me while i’m gone hee hee
Previously i had FoxyLisa, Rudy and KinkyPugKev

At first, KinkyPug and i planned to take a taxi to KLIA at 5am
But since Lil Miss Drama Queen is on the same flight as us and staying with me,
Her Mr.Driver is taking us all, yay!

Daymn
We need to invite Drama Queen along with us for more excursions…

So this will be the ultimate test… Three of us bozos hanging out together for three full days
Die or not, hee hee
Fun fun fun!!!!

Maybe a hot muskular guy will pick Kevin up and they’ll scandal
Maybe a hot Thai guy will pick YC and she’ll scandal
Maybe a hot African BowWowLookalike guy will pick me up and…. i’ll … erm…. arh….

….

….erh….

…..

… i’ll think of you baby!!!!

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We’ll Mess Around In Your Room

Poor TL suffers by staying with us
The other day, i forgot to do my dishes cos i’s so busy and he did them!

Then when he’s out, we mess around in his room

Actually,
We were gonna make a video for you to promote your singledom
But, thanks to AdamPoserPan, it kinda backfired

TL’s straight okay
I know there are *some* who wish he wasn’t but…
That’s a long story to tell, no time la today

We were hanging out at the PC doing stupid things
Smellie thinks drooling turns me on
So salah

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*Pop* Goes The Beercan

By 7pm i popped open a beer

So busy today that for the first time
My home is really my office cos i didn’t even have time to go to the bathroom
I type emails so fast i’m spelling wrong

I hate sourcing…
I don’t want to do sourcing anymore if there’s lack of time
This PR person was so bitchy which is surprising cos for God’s sake you’re in PR!
The nicest PR person i dealt with today was from Dior
So bloody nice and helpful and prompt that i was hugging her mentally on the phone

Besides the sourcing i have other articles to do
Other batches of photos to edit

And all have to be done by Thursday cos i leave for Kuching at 6 am
“Our flight is at 7am yeah”
“WHY SO EARLY!!?!” yelped KinkyPug
“Cos it was the cheapest flights for both of us la!”

Stress makes me wanna drink more which is bad
Then because everything i have to do is whirring in my head, i can’t sleep
And when i *do* sleep i get nightmares

But stress is cause of more work which equals to more money

So stress = nightmares + money

0_o

I need more of me and more hours in a day and more days in a week!!!

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Line I Did Not Need To Hear

“Sometimes, i don’t change my umderwear for two days. It doesn’t matter cos i’m not having sex anyway.”

Say what!?

‘Twas A Busy Day

Monday
Dread
I did some articles till 8am and forced myself to go sleep cos i had to wake up at 10:30 to do other work
Looney distracted me quite a long bit at 6am, as did AshleyTheMonkey on MSN

I have so much i want to bitch about today but… remain professional, remain professional
*repeats to self*

>_<

Fuck damn hard, cannot tahan
Will probably write about it and save it elsewhere

So disappointed in something that i was always faithful to
But when i needed a hand in something, there wasn’t any

So many ‘somethings’ in the sentence -_-

…..

…..

Okay…
I just sat on the pc chair and thought about my long day
And i so cannot even write about it -_-

Let’s just skip to dinner

So i  finished interviewing someone and sourcing for more stuff at Bukit Bintang
5:15 pm
Major traffic time in the city
So i met up with my KinkyPug for dinner at KLCC

Being the 3rd of the month, most of the mags are out already
And we sat there for ages (unintentionally turning to) bitching about the new covers out, who’s in what fashion spread, who looked fat, who did a great styling job, which mag suddenly looked so good, which was dying, which died already but are still on the shelves, what secret new mag is coming out soon, what eye-hurting photoshoots we saw, etc

Smellie couldn’t join us so he joined us on the phone, which i didn’t quite fancy cos my batt was so low, it was going to die on me at any given second
It’s been a long time since us three were all out together, yeah?

I went back home and crashed for an hour cos i was so tired
Woke up to continue doing some article till midnight when Smellie came to pick me up
If i ran on my own timetable, i would have chosen to crash till 2 am, wake up and continue with work
But we really wanted to see each other so… do work and suffer a bit first, spend time till he falls asleep then here i am procrastinating for a half hour before i start my stuff again

He has religiously started drinking his weight gain milk shakes again
First, he blends in a giant scoop of some sweet-smelling powder with choc milk
Then he pours the thick ooze into a giant flask
Damn alot

I heard the blender going off

* b r r r r *

And peered into the kitchen
“Ooh, blender!”
I had forgot that we even have a blender
“Yeah! To blend my shakes.”
“And cocktails too!!!”

He stared at me like as if i want to curi his stupid blender and walked to the sink

I tried a sip of it, quite nice actually
But it didn’t seem so nice to me after he said it’s 1,700 calories a cup

0_o

So after that i merely resorted to dipping my tongue into it and whirling it around just to annoy him

He’s being very angelic lately… i’m wondering whether there’s something he wants -_-
Went to buy all the stuff i need for the bathroom
Poor boy got confused with Neutrogena Deep Clean without pump and the one where you have to press out
So he got both -_-

“Aiyo, why you get both? If dunno get one only la.”
The chinese auntie wheezes out of me
“I didn’t know which one you wanted, so get baby both.”
“Waste money onli.”
More chinese auntie wheezing out

He bought some wet wipes, the type to get make up off your face too
See, i don’t even know what they’re called
He wants to store them in the fridge so they’ll be cold 
“And they say girlfriends are pesky for keeping make up in the fridge.”
“I’m different! I have to wear make up at night!”

Do you see the pattern here?
The weight obsession, the blender posessiveness, the cold facial products…

Who’s the one wearing the pants now, you tell me

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