I was rushing work so badly yesterday i remembered to charge my digicam battery… But i forgot to put it *into* the camera before going out
The Miss Malaysia/World 2006 dinner was kinda boring But the company wasn’t Thanks to Harith and Jason for inviting me Can see that all the attendees were just layaning the event Everyone (i’m exaggerating, not everyone per se la you know) kept on going outside to drink and smoke SpicySazzy spotted me and called to ask where i was “At the bar obviously!”
It was so obvious which were the few girls who were most likely to win The others seriously cannot make it as Miss Malaysias Don’t know how they got in also The girls are getting shorter and shorter…most of the contestants were 5’4″ or 5’5″
Harith reckoned Cassandra, contestant #19, was going to win I said it would either be her or Adeline, contestant #11
When all the girls had to go up and say a few words, we paid a bit ‘o attention Adeline went up saying something like, “… should win because… i will promote world peace!” I was like, “Takkan she just said that!” Then she continued, “No, that’s not my answer, i’ll have a better answer then that!” before she grinned, turned on her heel and sauntered off
*phew*
Adeline Choo won in the end
So yeah, overnight celebritydom, will prollie be seeing her in the mags and newspapers everywhere in a bit
This elderly jovial Indian uncle came up to me at the end of the night Him: I finally get to meet you! The famous blogger! Me: Er heh hi, nice to meet you too Harith: You blog? Me: Er… sometimes…
Then he gave me his name card He’s a chief reporter at The Star
Shy la Older people in the industry read how i curse, bitch, orgasm over alcohol, take pictures of My Little Ponies, spread the word of fairies and play with my fishes outside my house all -_-‘
After that we went to Cynna where CopywriterCasey and his friends were And saw Hafiz (whose house i stayed in spore) too! Drank a wee bit too much >_< So i stopped cos i didn’t wanna get drunk
Went to TAG, had one glass Went to makan Reached home at… 7 am
0_o
I haven’t done that for ages Smellie was obviously asleep already So i showered while hearing the morning birds sing and crawled into bed
My body creaked this afternoon when i woke up And it was one of those rare occasions where i wanted to sleep in more then he did Then we went to get food, groceries and newspapers Damn uncle auntie
Should i go out tonight…? Still deciding
Either i stay in with the uncle and make him watch A Little Princess Or I leave him at home and go party at sevenatenine and Velvet…
YC, you’re so right We don’t get sleep… we take naps I was thinking to myself, how come we both seem to be the only ones bitching about lack of sleep? Does everyone keep it a secret to themselves and poser strong? Or do they really get more sleep and earn more?
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Or maybe we just bitch more
I had two naps since Wednesday -_- So to sooth myself, i listened to cheesy happy calming songs like Circles Round The Moon by Geri Halliwell Quite shy also >_<
Happy pictures from last year to make me happy just looking at them…
I saw so many edited pictures along the way… So semangat last time Now lacking in time to the max la
About a year ago was Liquid’s reopening party *click*
Two years ago, was Aaron’s BBQ (with mixed up images, screwy xanga) And Joyce got a headache buying a… tie >_< *click*
It Was Damn Crowded La
First of all, i was rushing (as always) After frantically searching for the digicam, i remembered leaving it at Smellie’s the night before I jumped into AzwinAndy’s car huffing and puffing with apologies He just rapped on the steering wheel like normal Drummers. Pfft.
So we went to 7-Eleven Picked MaryBerry up Ahwin had to go to the bathroom Ahwin and Mary wanted to buy A&W at the drive thru By the time we were on the way to pick Jasmine up, we were damn late
Panjang, MaryBerry, moi
“Eh, dunno how to ask someone who stays nearer to come with us is it? Damn far la!!!” “It’s the jam la.” “Don’t you know that 2-mile radius rule when you want to go out with a girl?” “Cheebai, never meet her yet also scolding already!!!”
Janganlah marah Ahwin
MaryBerry, AhwinAndy, BubblyBel, BachelorJeremy
Jasmine, Ahwin, AdamPoserPan, moi
Why does it look like i’m resting my chin on the mike *scrutinizes somemore* Damn fake la the smile -_-
We couldn’t be screwed to elbow our way to the front of the crowd So we stood behind the stage at the side With all the other oldies who couldn’t be bothered to as well
We could get excellent views of pussycat posteriors but… “Oh no! I can’t see their tits!!” “You’re stealing my line,” said Mr. Harith Iskandar
I was hopping abit desperately And he was nice enough to let me sit on his shoulders where I got a SUPERB view for two songs… And his head sweat on my inner thighs
The tiang is blocking Nicole… But seriously. The more i stare at the picture, the more i’m thinking which guy wouldn’t want their tiang to be that tiang now?
Smellie took a video of them with Mary’s digicam But it’s not as good as his Sony one
Fucking amazing to watch them shake it, but the sound seriously cannot make it dot com
Jesus… i’m watching it over again (*cough* just a few times) and everytime that girl twists her torso (in the beginning of the vid), my heart stops, my eyes widen slightly, and i’m like, “Ga..ga… ga…..”
Have. To. Stop. *cough* Ogling.
If any girl says that she never wants to be able to dance/look like that, she’s a jealous liar If any guy says that they’d never want to bone a girl like that… Well. You don’t deserve anything to bone with then.
Happy Belated Birthday Nain!
Nain had his birthday celebration at Ruums last Saturday Bass Agents were having an event there together with PHD from Melbourne (is that correct? It’s late. I can’t be bothered to check now!)
MaryBerry was reminding me to post these pictures up Damn pressure
Me: Mary damn excited for me to post pictures up wei Ash: Why la? Me: She said it seems more ‘official’ then. Walau, so i’m a relationship registry la now -_-
Couple’s Picture = Joyce is Tiang cos Smellie hates clubbing
Nain had a cannon that night So all of us got mighty tipsy But i maintained and didn’t get drunk!
And of course, the obligatory flamings…
Can tell i’m damn busy right No time to put text la
I don’t know WHY i have pictures of QueenKanch’s hair -_-
And MORE of her beloved crowning glory 0_o
Well i got one with her (covered with hair -_-), SuckBallLouis looks like he’s getting an orgasm and TimmyTimTim’s like ‘huh?’
There will be a 3-day bartendering course worth RM1,000 And who better to ask to go then… me!!!
I got a request from one of my favourite mags asking me whether i’ll go cover it
The moment i read it, i put happy jumping icons with hearts flying all over the place I called Smellie in glee I smsed Daddy happily He smsed back, “Would you earn more as a bartender?”
-_-
I earn pretty good wut now… *emo*
There’ll be wine tasting, vodka appreciation… Actually. It’s all of them – whiskey, beer, rum (malibu!) and coffee Then on the third day, there’ll be a test Imagine, i have to study alcohol Again, i repeat Study. Alcohol.
Well, i never!
And to think i always thought of forking out money to go for one and now i get to totally experience and appreciate it for free! OH! I’ll be good! I’ll study so hard!
And i get a Certificate of Recognition after
PassedOutBen: “What if you fail wei.” Me: “Me? Fail a test on alcohol? NEVER! Fail driving test, high possibility. Fail test on alcohol??? THE SHAME!” PassedOutBen: “I bet you’ll be passed out as they’re presenting you the cert.” Me: “Stupid!”
You’re supposed to spit out the liquid as you learn how to taste them anyway But oh, how my heart will tear as i spit out lovely wine… 0_o
Haha!!! Woohoo!!! I’m so happy!!!!
One step closer to my dream of owning a bar and boutique!
I even have a name for it It’ll be KinkyBlueBar
My Place?
Filled with glorious vodka and happy with work for the night, i flopped on the bed with Smellie huddled beneath the covers “Baby, can you get me my Superman comic?” “Where is it?” “Outside….” I fell over and pretended to pass out I heard whines coming from somewhere in front of me Huh? Whines? What whines? I don’t hear nothing…
I sat up and sighed dramatically “Okay. Where exactly outside is it.” Kacau la Superman “It’s on the table with the keys.” “Okay.” “Yeah. Know your place and go fetch it woman.”
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My expression from loving layan girlfriend switched to ‘WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY?!’
He whined again -_- So i went to take it for him -_- There’s some similarity here… when my dog whines, i cannot tahan and will walk him or give him a treat Hmm
When i came back with the thick Superman comic tucked under my arm, i asked him “So. What’s my place here again?”
He gave me all sorts of answers See what Superman makes you do Baby la, beautiful la, kinkyfairy la Cheh so boring all the answe… ZzzZzzzZzzz….
So i put the comic on the shelf near the door before turning around to grin at him “Boring la your answers!” “No, baby i…”
I shut the door behind me. So he had to get out into the cold to fetch it Know your place huh So i can be a mean girlfriend sometimes
Okay. This is damn sad It’s like some sort of self-assuring post that i’m not cock-whipped
When here i am at home in case he needs company before work at night -_-
Enough, woman, enough! Gonna go out and see Sashmar now
You blog?
Janganlah marah Ahwin
