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Friday August 4, 2006

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“Tiuloh!”

LOL
That’s what KelvinTSD spurted when i said we’re partying tonight
“You’re coming out with me wei. Of course la party.”

We’re so excited about our date
He wanted to wear his Hooters t-shirt cos he said it’s damn nice
I burst out laughing before sputtering, “You’re obviously not taking this date seriously because you don’t wear a Hooters shirt out on a date with a girl!!!”

Argh i’m so happy, haven’t spoken to him for damn long
Just talking on MSN and on the phone to him sends me into peals of laughter

Stomach sure pain tonight wan

I can’t wait!!!

Just a few more hundred words to go!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday August 4, 2006

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Exactly two years ago, RainbowGayDave and i wanted to go for Nation
And KelvinTSD wanted a camel
*click*

My Wunnerful Friend

Whom i’d love to see more
We were both born on the same day!
14th April, 1983

And we clicked the moment we stepped into college
Him = Selonese, chirpy, stoned at times, clumsy, rocker, black-painted nails, black shirts, conteng-ed jeans
Me = all fat from English food, fair from English weather, no friends in kl, colourful dressing everyday

Everyone in college thought we were dating cos we’re so close
But this is honestly one relationship where it was super sibling-like
Sometimes i’d find him lying down in the college corridors cos he’s stoned
Then for fun, i’d sit down next to him
Making our college look like it took in cacat students

Sashmar went on into film and production
I went into another industry
None of us ended up working in what we started out studying
0_o

Anyway, we finally made time to go out the other night
I hopped into his cool chilli-red old-school car
We squealed, grinned and hugged like little kids
Out of habit, i reached for the seatbelt
Patted around…
There *was* no seatbelt

His car doesn’t have seatbelts -_-

Well, i never!


“You really should get them in! So dangerous!”
i nagged
“Haiya… i’m a careful driver.”
We talk like aunties
“Yeah, careful careful, what if someone *else* isn’t careful? Huh?”

I gave up nagging and we had beer in Laundry

We talked for hours about everything
He told me how he got banned from FINAS -_- for backing up Yasmin Ahmad’s work
Then i dragged him back to the apartment to meet the boyfriend

Suddenly, i thought about his baby brother

“Eh how’s your brother? How old is he now?”
“He’s 9 this year.”
Nine?!?! I thought he was two or three when i met you!”
“…. he was two then….”

Horror crept onto my face as i counted the years that had actually gone by

“Oh my god. I met you seven years ago… omg omg omg,” i babbled
“Yup!”

“So your brother was two and now he’s nine…

and we… …

We’re OLD!!!!!!!!!!!”
  i screamed

Thursday August 3, 2006

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This is too cool NOT to link!
FaiTheMai wears cool shirts
*click*

Exactly a year ago, Joyce and POB went to the park
Where she put milk and eggs on the ground
*click*

Exactly two years ago, Joyce was lacking sleep badly cos of college
She thought that would change when she starts work
Oh how wrong she was…
*click*


So blur… click for larger view

It’s this Wednesday
I wonder whether they’ll perform “Hoppipolla”
But it won’t sound the same like the ori >_<
So yay, this wednesday!

Kev… Kevvvv…. you wanna go with me?



Just seeing this picture taken of pure liqour at bartending class makes me wanna hurl.


Recovery.

I’m starting to hate alcohol…
*hears gasps all around*
After drinking constantly for the past three days from morning till night
After drinking gila babi last night as well

It’s damn sickening la… *groan*

Can’t function properly
Can’t work properly
Pondering whether to go for the Guess event at 5…
But i’m damn lazy…

>_<

Recovery = Fail

MaryBerry conned me into going to Mambo last night

“Pleaseeee please go! We haven’t had a girls’ night out for soooo lonnnggg!” she wheedled
“… I dunno la, i’m damn tired… Got quite a bit of work somemore…”
“But i won’t be here this weekend! We’ll just go, have some drinks!” her cute voice came on

Die.

“The only reason i’d go is cos… my make up is damn nice now okay.”
“Yeah! Oh look! Your eyelashes are soooo prettttyyyy!!!”

My thoughts uncontrollably wandered to how fabulous they looked for the day
Oh! Let’s just bloody go out, bat them and show off!

“You’re such a bitch. Okay la, i’ll go.”
“Weeee!!! Yayyy!!!”

-_-

Damn dangerous la her bloody cute voice and whines

After a few strong drinks, i still wasn’t tipsy
Tiu… drink so much until immune already
Wanna get high also cannot

Bloody Alvin thought i was going to the bathroom to throw up when i really wanted to pee

I sort of got conned into something else yesterday as well
*looks at ceiling*
But i learnt already that just shut up, don’t bitch on blog cos it’ll just turn political, and learn that not everybody knows how to clarify things properly
*continues looking at ceiling and not bitch*

So anyway
I was made to wear something i don’t think i’d actually buy
The top was too big and was taped behind me
The pants were too tight and i had to suck it in gila babi just to zip it up
Standing in between lights and reflectors
Holding a clutch while posing for the camera

Sounds very glamarous, no?



I felt like a rhinoceros.

I suck at posing
I’m good at posing with my own camera or with people posing with me
But posing alone, i start going nuts and have no creativity whatsoever in where to place my legs, feet and arms.

I kept on thinking how i belong behind the camera
Not in front of it

Photographer: “Not easy to model leh?”
Me: “Uh huh… ๐Ÿ™ “

After many shots, they decided to change the clutch cos the previous one didn’t look good in the pictures
-_-‘

I blurted out, “Walau… so all that (ref: to all the headache posing) was for fucks ar?”
Everyone: “Er…”
WriterFriend: *laughs*

Tuesday August 1, 2006

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On The Alco-Contrary…

1st Day of Bartender’s Course was lovely
I love wine
And they taught us more about wine and champagne that day, tasting, etc

The mistake i made was when i went for dinner with WaiWah and drank somemore
According to him i made such a ruckus in the restaurant that he’s never going back there again
“You were damn funny… but you were damn noisy man.”

Then i went home, where i was to go out with another friend for supper
I accidentally passed out and left the poor dude waiting outside my house for half an hour

0_o’

Smellie called at 12, jolting me awake
I looked at the time
“OH MY GOD! I overslept! I missed half day’s class already!!!”
I ran around the room in panic thinking that it was 12 noon on Tuesday
“… it’s 12…”
“Yes! Exactly! Aaarghhh!!!”
“It’s TWELVE MIDNIGHT.”
“Huh? What?  Huh?”
Damn disoriented can die.
“I just finished the show. It’s Monday night!”
“Walau….”

I slowly calmed down, then started going ballistic again when i realised that i’d left Harith waiting outside

Shameless.

Shameless!!!

Today was the 2nd day
Just hearing the speaker say ‘tequila’ at 10am made my stomach churn
Then we had to smell and sample a whole bunch of hard liqours…
I actually felt quite grossed out
I know right.
Me?
Grossed out by alcohol?

A cure has been found!

“You know, the best way to cure alcoholics like us… is to force it till we don’t want it anymore,” mentioned a writer next to me
“I want to cry…”

After a fair bit of alco, and a heavy buffet lunch
I was. Damn. Chat. Sleepy.
Fought with the slumber devils to keep awake during a whiskey lecture

By the time class ended today, i had a slight fever from all the pure alco consumption
Wine, i can take
Liqour, from early in the morning to evening… cannot.

Weak sial.

YC asked me whether i wanted to go drinking after work
I said “You crazy ar.”
I opted to crawling into my bed and getting rid of the dang fever…

Cos i have to drink more tomorrow morning
-_-‘

Sunday July 30, 2006

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My Saturday Night In

So i was a budak baik and stayed in on Saturday night
Confirmed did my quota of spending time with bf for the week  >_<

10 pm
TL dressed up all smart and was on his way out
He sat himself down on the bean bag for awhile
“Something looks weird…”
He looks at us
You,” he pointed at me, “… should be out. You’re not going out?!”

I shook my head angelically, nibbling on my salmon
Off he went
“Use protection!” i yelled goodbye
Smellie gave him a thumbs-up sign simultaneously
TL just shook his head and stepped out

10:20 pm
I stared at the clock and The Party Girl elbowed her way into my thoughts
Still got time if want to run out, you know
The Girlfriend spoke up: Stupid. Say want to stay at home already.
Somemore everyone will be everywhere today…
Takkan you back out on your word now. Somemore you’re tired
Tired… once drink, sure not tired anymore!
One Saturday will die is it?
No… *sob*

11:15 pm
“Baby. If i suddenly go into convulsions, just send me to a club okay? Forget the hospital.”
“Okay, FK.”
” -_- “

I always find insignificant pictures in the digicam out of nowhere
Like someone’s puny little futsal wounds and his football gear
Like i *really* want those pictures in the cam -_-

Practically had to threaten breakup to force the ass to watch A Little Princess

“Little Princess! You promised!”
“Why must i watch your crap movies on my day off?”
It’s NOT CRAP! Cos i watch all your crap stuff as well!”
“You like  the stuff i watch.”
“Not all of them…”

Argue argue argue

“Okay fine, i’ll give you three choices – A Little Princess, Totoro or Mirrormask.”
He grumbled till can die and slowly asked to see the Totoro cover
“What the heck is this!?”
“It’s a good movie!!!”
“It’s about some mouse.” He flipped the cover over.
“It’s by Studio Ghibli! The same people who did Spirited Away.”
“Looks like crap.”
“Nooooo!!!!”

Argue argue argue
When the wheedling doesn’t work, then one must turn to threats

“Do you know how many guys would love to teman me watch this naked in bed?”
“Noone!”
“Oh… okay then…. i’ll go find someone to watch it with, hmph.”
“No cannot.”
“But… you don’t want to watch it with me… So how?”

He watched A Little Princess
“You’d better not start crying in the middle of the movie.”
“Oh shut up.”

I did cry. But quietly  >_<
And the bugger fell asleep towards the ending  -_-
Haih, i don’t want to force him to watch movies which aren’t his thing anymore la
The whole point is to spread happiness… not suffering

In truth, i could have gone out if i’d wanted to
The allure of spending hours doing absolutely nothing but laze around is tempting especially after a harrowing week
But i think for now, if my energy persists, i should use it up
Before age catches up and i find it all boring

Went for Sunday afternoon tea with MaryBerry

Had a quick drink with QueenKanch
She had mocha
I had wine

Then CopywriterCasey and i watched The Lake House  before the rest joined us for Lady In The Water

I thought TheLakeHouse was kinda typical… was a bit disappointed after hearing how nice it is

I loved LadyInTheWater
Though just like The Village, I think its the kind of movie alot of people won’t like
You have to remember! It’s not supposed to be real!
It’s make believe… a bedtime story…
And i loved it.

Then again.
People say i have weird taste (especially Ash)
So don’t listen to what i say la yeah