Exactly a year ago, POB was working at G2 I had my yummy salmon *click*
About two years ago, Joyce bought the same ring as AshleyTheMonkey And had WAY more energy to party 0_o *click*
Time-A-Wasting
I’m supertalented at procrastinating Is it just me or… do other writers do it too? >_<
Maybe it’s not a good idea to write i’m procrastinating Cos if advertising ppl read my blog… i’m sure media ppl read my blog 0_o I hope… the editors i owe work to tomorrow don’t read my blog this week
Macam gambling man.
*stares at ceiling*
But i can’t write when i’m all fidgety! Might as well let it loose first!
Excuses, excuses…
ANYWAY
We went for a family dinner some time back at one of the seafood places in Klang And while waiting for the food to come, we walked around the aquariums that held the soon-to-be-eaten creatures as if it were a zoo
It’s just habit from young
This must’ve looked too much like a person, hence still alive and left staring at us
This looked abit gross Reminds me of a tick…
Smellie came along for that dinner He was rather angelic and wolfed down most of the Chinese food he usually pushes away (to me) But the white boy side came out when he shamelessly poured a saucer of soy sauce all over his rice before having food ladled unto it Daddy stared at him rather amusedly I just went like this: , cos seriously, who the fuck pours soy sauce all over nice hot white steaming rice?
Confirmed not chinese yo.
Then when all my cousin sisters’ other halfs graciously peeled crabs and prawns for them I had to peel for *him* while i got pitiful looks from my princess-ey cousins How can you not peel for your girlfriend at *her* family dinner?
Confirmed not chinese yo.
That’s it I only snapped those pictures on that night And of course, one with SmallsMinkyMin cos she was pestering me Kinda obvious from my “sheesh” face = Really looks like the icon in the picture right!
My Chinese Side A-Peeking
Last Sunday night, i cooked Maggi Curry cos i’d been craving it for some time Placing it on the table in front of the telly, i remembered i wanted some cold water As i walked away, i noticed the chopsticks left standing in the maggi
Thanks to superstitions, my Aunt’s voice from long ago rang in my head “Oi! Don’t leave your chopsticks in the bowl like that! Means that it’s for the ghost to eat. For all you know, there’s a man bending over your bowl right now, eating it!” Whereupon we’d hurriedly snatch the chopsticks out and place them properly across the bowl
So i stared at the chopsticks I was already halfway to the kitchen
Shit… my chopsticks not put properly… should i walk back… Tiu! It’s Hungry Ghost Festival somemore aieeeeeee!!….
So i walked back all the way back (like damn far la you know) and placed it properly before getting my cold water
Insomnia + Funny Dreams
Been suffering from horrible bouts of insomnia Paired with bizzare-like-fuck dreams recently
Last night i dreamt that i was swimming in a deep pool And the deeper i made myself sink to the bottom The higher i would fly out Then i’d have to agak so that i would drop back into the pool and continue doing the same thing
I’ve dreamt this before, so i knew how to swim the ‘right’ 0_o way and how to stop
But for the first time, i dreamt i flew too high and out into space -_- I remember thinking, “OH SHIT i’m going to DIE” Then Stitch came along in an orange spacecraft and took me back to earth
0_o
I returned fine, a bit shaken up Then as i was in the bathroom, i saw Aishah there curling her hair
Hee hee Ash and Mary came up with that last time So today we had SB @ TC Super girlie chit chat over coffee Too private to blog haha
I was checking the bottle PassedOutBen got that night we went to Maison Knowing it expires two months after date of purchase, i thought hope of finishing half that bottle was long gone already
I was gonna type ‘alco not… wasted’ then i remembered he can’t drink anymore 0_o Then i put a laughing face :p Damn gila right the laughing-face Just looking at it makes me giggle
So…
The best solution i came up with for Ben is that i should go finish it with all his cutesy girl buddies!
A night in memory of *sob* Ben’s drinking capabilities.
Callie, YC, Licia, let’s go! By 11th, yeah!
In Memory Of Past Experiences
Mwahaha… i’m so evil but not really la Just relieving what a good night that was, Ben Plus, i’d already written out the below, just never posted it
Contributed to Maison’s in-house magazine some time back Beautifully designed thing, i must say So i pottered down there to cover their event one Sunday months back
I canoodled PassedOutBen to teman me since i hadn’t seen him in a while “Pleaseeeee, teman meeee,” i whined Whining at the age of 23 is not very admirable But a girl’s gotta do what she can do
“Remember how i went to Bliss Boys night for the Kent event when you were working for G2? Huh? Huh? And how i got banged all around in a sea of half naked sweaty gay men? And how i had to hold my cousin’s hand so scary butches would stop picking us up!” “…”
This is called repaying the favour
He obliged and bitched all the way to Asian Heritage Row “It’s a Sunday okay! I wanted to watch Omen!” “I watch with you tomorrow la k.” “Wanted to watch tonight! Haih. Clubbing on a Sunday. I can’t believe it. Somemore it’s a gay event.” “There’s nothing wrong with it! You went for so many before wut and they were so fun!” “It’s a Sunday! I have work tomorrow!”
He shook his head dramatically I batted my big beautiful eyes at him like a Little Pony
He was still bitching as we walked down the main AHR road “Joyce, not only is it a Sunday…” “Yeah.” “… and not only is it a gay event…” “Uh huh.” “But it’s a high so place! I’m at a competitor’s place!”
He threw his hands up into the air I have such dramatic friends
Bitch bitch bitch also in the end admitted that the music was good MaisonJoachim gave us a jug of beer and POB happily shut up after that “It’s okay now. We have beer,” he gulped it gleefully
After one jug he wanted to stay on -_- Fail, Ben, fail.
“Who was the one who wanted to go home early har?!?” “Come on! We’re already here, let’s party!! Let’s get a bottle!!” “WHAT?! You’ve got work tomorrow!” “Hmm, what shall we get…?”
FAIL!
See what beer does to firestart your night
i think i look nicer with a hair that’s a *bit* longer. Next time don’t cut so short >_<
I couldn’t sleep last night It was so bad… To the point i crept outside at 4am The pc isn’t working So i grabbed a pen and started scribbling away The worries, thoughts and chagrins On two and half sheets of press release paper
I forgot to bring my camera out *again* last night Rush rush rush, got ready, made up, ran out to meet KelvinTSD at La Risata … and forgot to grab my digicam charging on the table
We laughed so much i asked him to shut up before i sip my wine
KelTSD damn highlight when the bill came I placed my half on the chequebook as he rummaged in his wallet “This… is not… as bad as it looks…” he told the waitress grinning back at him I couldn’t hold back my laughter and just paid the rest first and he found his money later on Folded and kept in dunno what compartment in his wallet What a chinaman -_-
Went to Zeta Bar after that to see how Deepak fared in bartending there for a night (for a story)
“Why are we going there again?” KelTSD asked during dinner “Because. We’re supporting media being exploited haha. I’d be terrified if i had to play bartender in a swanky place. Oh, plus he’s quite hot.” Kel whacked the table dramatically “Oh GOD. So there’s NO HOPE for ugly people out there!”
I giggled.
Lazy to write about the night already haha Long story short, i ended up drinking alot of vodka and the Long Island Tea that i had last really gave it to me I like the music there and the south african band i fancy is coming back in November (if i remember correctly >_<) Felt a bit sick this afternoon and told myself that i want to cut down on drinking Like seriously. Like seriously, seriously.
“I want to cut down my drinking,” i told Smellie “You say that every month, every week, every day!” “I do not!!!”
Silence. I buried my face in the pillow.
“But really la… i want to cut down…” i repeated muffledly
KinkyPugKevin called halfway asking me what the prices for happy hour are at SevenAteNine -_-‘ “Do i look like a freaking directory to you? I don’t know! Just last week Lainie asked me where to buy Midori…” -_-‘
Tried to go back to sleep but couldn’t, cos an amazing smell was leaking into the bedroom I crept outside, following my nose cos i didn’t put on my glasses and was pretty blind without So weird… where’s the smell coming from?
TL was cooking stew!
So nice.. .the kitchen was bathed in soft light and a stew of pork and tomatoes in gravy was bubbling away So nice to wake up to food! Hee hee hee….
I think he’s the most perfect apartment mate EVER!
He cooks, i steal He’s tidy and nags Smellie with me He’s so helpful He’s a great conversationalist He fetches me home sometimes He temans me for lunch when he’s free When there’s no toilet paper and i go buy some, i come home to find… a whole bunch cos TL bought some already!
My Condolences To POB
“I have bad news,” he said seriously on the phone “What?!” “I’ve been diagnosed with something…” “Omg… what is it?!” “… and i can’t drink for life! I’ve got gout.” “Oh shit…*tries to maintain from laughing*…” “It’s like having cancer okay.” “Stupid. It’s not as deadly as cancer.” “But i cannot drink. I might as well just die.” *laughs and laughs and laughs* “Eh, not funny okay. You of all people should know how tragic this is…” *stops laughing* “… yeah… poor thing…”
Poor dude almost cried when the doctor told him he can’t drink anymore Omg… it’s damn tragic but it’s damn funny la…
Imagine if i suddenly got gout too… 0_o Then God is really mocking me Shit, shouldn’t have written that Like jinxing myself only But wait, since i wrote that i’m jinxing myself, that’s undoing the jinx right? …. *psycho*
, cos seriously, who the fuck pours soy sauce all over nice hot white steaming rice?
