That i didn’t blog the post below? -_- Damn blur man you people.
I wheedled Chak to do something while i’m gone to The Land of No Reception Langsung He said he’d blog so i was like, “Fuyo! I got New Man editor blogging for me! Don’t play play.” “Damn pressure.” “Where got pressure? Just write your normal crap la.” Then since he’s to manage my blog, he asked whether i want to manage New Man for a month “Crazy, that’s damn pressure can die.”
Actually, Smellie supposed to blog for me also But he didn’t Useless I malas already
I’m not back in KL yet The boat got delayed by two freaking hours Then. The boatride took longer then usual. Damn tiring. Damn grouchy. I snapped at DreamerCyn >_<
Everyone’s asleep now I’m using the laptop to do work Touch mainland and start worrying about work already 0_o
FAIL.
But.
The holiday was fucking
freaking bloody awesome
can die dot com
You get my drift
I couldn’t help fiddling with my blog And read all my darlings’ whilst i was gone
Why everyone so drama wan?!
But i felt so missed, heh Got calls and smss on whether i was back before i even left Tioman
Yesterday was damn weird, k? I woke up feeling bloated like fuck, so I went to the bathroom to look in the mirror. And I almost died.
I’ve Got Facial Hair!
It’s not funny ok? It’s damn freaky considering how baby smooth my skin has been all these years. I still feel damn hungover, but I think I can see a bit of misai on top of my mouth and *puke* STUBBLE!
Sure la, you wake up looking like a man, you oso sure crisis, right?
So anyway, I thought like I had to go out and do some normal stuff to make me feel like my usual beautiful self again. First thing on tonight’s agenda – Isaac@LaundryBar.
Thank god I met SuperstarAdlin and Trina there, but even they seemed a bit weird tonight.
What’s wrong with everyone!?
I went up to Adlin to receive my customary hug and then the fucker just stood there looking at me like I was some weirdo.
So I just grabbed him and force-hugged anyway la.
I’m like WTF right? Just a little bloated, all these people tak layan already. Now I know how bloody shallow some of these guys are.
Wanna hug to feel tetek abit only. Some more so dark sure cannot see my misai, so I thought ok la, maybe the bloody idiot sick or something.
Then this morning, I finally downloaded the picture of me and Adlin off the phone.
Tomorrow, I’ll be lying on the beautiful sands of Tioman
Tomorrow, I’ll be living in my bikinis for four days
Tomorrow, I’ll be blissfully wading in pristine water
Tomorrow, I’ll be listening to chilled out music while lying down doing nothing
Tomorrow, I’ll probably get drunk in Tioman as well
Tomorrow, I’m going to have so much fun!
And i say tomorrow because We’re leaving this evening So we’ll be taking the boat at 7:30 am tomorrow from Mersing to the island
WOOHOO!!!!
In retrospect, Yesterday was pretty smashing as well... in two senses of the word
Deep and i went to Starhill for some launch He didn’t know it was a black-tie event and neither did i So champion la, we both went there in white -_-
Then i went out with the monkey and the queen And said some stupid things which i deserve a smacking for
I came home And had a wrestling match with Smellie He admitted defeat after i pinned him down and tickled him endlessly
Then (you know la guys, must win all) we had a rematch Where i won again! Ha. *smug* Now, this wasn’t your run of the mill couples’ cute wrestling
No
It was the type where you used your arms, legs, toes, hands and we’d struggle and bite and tickle
Anyway, i should have been a professional wrestler
I woke up this morning, all triumphant over my win “Mwahaha… i beat you twice at wrestling last night.” “Of course you’d win. Do you know what its like wrestling with a beach whale?” “Fuck you la.”
Then he said he was giving me chance Why do men always say things like that after girls beat their ass in something? Be it PS2, foosball, wrestling Yeah, gave me chance till i managed to force him to say fairies are real, right.
This morning i woke up with a bruise on my arm and i thought Shit did i whack it into something when i drank last night… Then i remembered how rough we were >_<
“I’m going to be gone for four days. Is the apartment going to be an absolute mess when i come back?” “No.”
Exactly a year ago, Joyce pimped SowDog And he became SowTheGoat *click*
Quickie, Before Its History!
AdamPoserPan will no longer be hosting The Quickie
Well, not saying that there will no longer be a Quickie But i guess for you all (who watch it, obviously i’m not one who watches >_<) what’s Quickie without Marion or him ey?
So. Tonight will be his second last night.
And Wednesday will be his last night.
But forward ho! To the future of more and bigger opportunities, ey?
Since i can count on two hands how many times i’ve watched him on it >_< I promised to watch them both So… on Wednesday night, i have to watch it in Malacca BubblesAmanda, are you reading this?! Don’t get me drunk before we reach Malacca pls
Oh Innocent One
That’s me.
So there i was at home last weekend, trying to concentrate on my work Smellie comes home from running some errands…
What is she doing? She’s being tortured albeit willingly by her boyfriend, that’s what Talk about sadomasochism
haha see my retainer
Even though the mask is decidedly cool…
“Lower the thumbs-up before i run you over with my batmobile.”
Salah Concept #40392
“Listen to this song! Listen to this song!” i chirped, dancing merrily around the pc table I clicked on Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now on iTunes
Don’t stop me now!
I’m having such a good time,
i’m having a ball!
“Happy song!!” i squealed “No no, this is happy song,” Mr. Ass Boyfriend said, clicking another on
I screamed like a bitch. “WhY!!!! Didd!!! You change ittt!!!!?!”
Lion King’s Hakuna Matatawas playing.
“It’s us!” “What?” I asked, still bitter about his stupid habit of switching songs so fast. “Timon and Pumbaa. I’m Timon and you’re Pumbaa!”
I screamed like a bitch again and started whacking him.
How Much Is Really “Much”?
AshleyTheMonkey, QueenKanch, JollyMooky and i were all having wine at Jarrod & Rawlins That’s the lovely thing about wine You can have it anytime, anywhere and nobody can chastise you for it… Well. It’s not as bad as drinking hard liqour in the middle of the day if you know what i mean >_<
Anyway, i was getting all excited about my holiday to Tioman “I’ve never been there before!” *jakun* “It’s duty-free, hoorah!”
Then someone spoke up, “Actually, its cheaper in Langkawi.” “Is it?” “Yeah.”
But i didn’t really feel blar cos cheaper alcohol still equals cheaper alcohol Those buggers were just trying to burst my bubble and i wasn’t letting them!
“Oh well,” i answered nonchalantly. “How much alco can i possibly drink there anyway,” dismissing it with a toss of my head
The whole table went “Ohhh….!!!” with wide eyes crinkling on the brink of laughter. All at the same time.
A year ago, Joyce had more beer, doughnuts and was up to no good! *click*
Remember Kids.
BubblesAmanda and i @ Sugar, 250806
RavishingRita and i @ Terrace Bar, 190806
Can you see? I *already* had another hickey on the right side of my neck from her and she was on to my left side 0_o
Actually, Smellie does have a rule – that i don’t make out with girls But… i’m thinking its defunct since… the rule was made last year?
“Screw Fake Malibu.”
I said that to the boys just now Drinking coconut-smelling water is kinda sickening after a few days Okay Drinking coconut-smelling water is nice, but that and only that is… unbearable
So i whipped up a glass of the real thing + chrysanthemum tea Funnily enough, i wrote faster after having a glass >_< And am done done done for the night!!!
Tomorrow… i have another thing to hand in by night -_-
But for now, i can take a shower! Cuddle! Fix myself a drink! Watch tv! *boing boing boing*
