Happy 24th Birthday, Mr. Designer! Meeting you was one of the best things that ever happened to me Your bad hearing Your low tolerance on pretentious people Your outspoken and sometimes unnecessary bitchiness
But you’re still sweet and spoil me And i know it’s not because you want to get into my pants Cos you don’t swing that way
I wish you pure happiness May you find the man of your dreams someday, soon Can i be your maid of honour? But you must get married out of Malaysia la yeah
I love you long time.
Also Happy Birthday to RyanSoosayRaj!
Who’s in UK so calling him at 8 in the morning, London time, isn’t the best thing to do at the moment… Come back to KL for Xmas, please? And remember to bring me pork pies! Pork pies pork pies pork pies *chants crazily*
Tomorrow is September 11th PassedOutBen’s Birthday! POB is turning, what, 25? You’re passing the ‘early twenties’ stage… mwahaha
Pictureless.
I know i know, i haven’t posted pictures up for ages and they’re all overdue! I just daren’t upload them into my pc lest it crash on me again… so i have to clean out my memory disk space
Last night was SkeletorKevin & Gwyneth’s wedding StephTheVolcano looked totally grown up and awesome SmallSerena wore her Diane von Furstenberg PhatFabes spilt sauce on his white shirt Jake told me Smellie is gay and doesn’t know it 0_o abit the scary Cammy lost way too much weight but still packs in as much energy JJ looked very very kacak in his suit *woohoo*
All the girls carried clutches and it’s SO unconventional no matter how classy it looks Cos it can barely fit anything and all boyfriends had to shove ciggie boxes and digicams into their pockets
We all drank alot, obviously >_< Lots of wine, beer and whiskey
By the time i got to Attic for KinkyPugKev’s birthday, i was happy and high
I twirled around to make my cotton candy dress pouf up much to others’ entertainment. “Turn, Joyce, turn!” KinkyPug would prompt me Then i’d go “Wee!!!” and turn clockwise. Then anti-clockwise. Damn layan.
I dropped my Lulu Guinness clutch thrice much to my chagrin. Already i’m such a klutz. With alcohol intake, it’s inevitable i’d drop it. Stupid clutches. I can’t ‘clutch’ when i’m tipsy yo!
Every time i dropped it, i’d gasp and shriek, “My Lulu!” and snatch it up from the floor as quick as a cat As if there was that 5-second rule involved You know the 5-second rule? Where if you drop something edible on the floor, as long as you pick it up within 5 seconds, it’s still okay to eat it I don’t know, someone told me about that I thought it was a bit stupid but it seemed to work with bags Like the less time it spent on the floor, the less horrid dirt it’d pick up, the less pain my poor bag would feel >_<
Joyce Tries To Get
5-Series Carkeys
After test-driving another car the other day, it really hit me how much the Kia sucks Tekan to rush also cannot jalan and it just sucks up more petrol Everyone is slowly getting used to the idea of me driving around I bumped into Jagjeet in Bangsar while loaning products for a shoot last Friday
“Where you going after this?” “Oh i’m gonna drive to 1U and pick up more stuff.” “You drive?!” ” Yes. I drive.” “What car do you drive?” “Oh i’m driving my mum’s car today.” “They allow you to drive??” ” Yes. They *allow* me to drive.”
Anyway, Daddy just bought a second-hand 5 series from my uncle, who’s migrated to Oz It arrived while i was away in Tioman and (a bit sayang la) but i noticed there was a small dent on the back of the car And a marvelous idea hit me while he called me on my mobile last night
“Yes, wassup!” “Just checking, are you in KL?” “Yes la. Are *you* in KL? Haven’t seen you at home also.” “I am now.” “Heh, oh i saw the new car arrived!” “Yeah…” *can picture him grinning* “But why got dent? You know… since you still have your BM… and Nick has his BM… and there’s a dent at the back of the new one, i can take it out and if i *do* bang something, there won’t be a difference cos there’s already a dent there!” i told him my genius idea on why i should be allowed to drive the nice fast car, having happy images of me zooming from place to place when i’m doing my product loans “No la. Even i find it a bit bulky to drive.” “But noone’s using it now! And it’s already got a dent! Will cost the same to replace entire thing!” “No. Will cost more to pay the damages when you bang other people.” “Tiu…”
Okay la, have to do work. Maybe i can put up Tioman pics tomorrow…
Edit : :
Oh yay! Got *one* picture DamnDirtyArthur drew me a fairy picture!
Damn busy again Got flooded with articles, reviews, pieces of corp. writing, and shoots Someone mentioned i should just hire people to do my work I retorted with, “But then… these ppl hire *me* and then i’d have to make sure they write in on time and QC all the writing and being fussy, i’d probably change everything and might as well do it myself.”
Champagne dissipates beef.
At one of the launches this week, i bumped into a director who owes me money I would think that he’d avoid me if possible seeing that it’s been pretty long and he owes me a good few grand But the champagne caused (it must have!) him to approach me, apologizing profusely for the late payment And me. Being a tipsy donkey went, “Oh! It’s okay!”
And we’d grin at each other like the whole world was dandy and everyone loves everyone It was exactly like this:
The next day, i smacked myself over the head in my more-sober state, thinking, “It’s okay?! Shit it’s not okay lo… Stupid. Shit. Why did i say that for?!”
SuperstarAdlin Too Cool
Went for the Heineken event last night to support the local acts Before one of their songs, SuperstarAdlin of Lied said something along the lines of how we should all go eat ikan pari… since a stingray took Steve Irwin And then they dedicated a song to him
I wore my green top teamed with my red bag last night And realised i had unintentionally dressed like a sponsor when AprilKuan and HyperRichard asked me why i’m wearing the Heineken colours
I got a bit emo when people kept on calling me or MSN-ing me on what’s going on this month Yes, there are alot of events and things going on No, i cannot remember every single detail off the top of my head
Then i find myself opening my own Word files on articles/research i’ve done to rattle off events, dates, line ups, time and ticket prices.
I’m not a magazine. That’s what the magazines are for
Go buy the magazine.
I mean, come on, then i write for fucks is it if you all wanna ask me about everything? Go buy KLue la 5 bucks only You sit at the mamak and order two Cokes also it costs about the same now (unfortunately)
Oh gawd Ash, you gotta read this About a year ago, you were so against me cooking you a farewell dinner. Bitch. *click* But it was actually your surprise farewell party, remember? -_- *click*
Exactly two years ago, PassedOutBen did the unthinkable and questioned Joyce about fairies *click*
The Winds Of Change
Uh oh, after taking it easy for a week Things are starting to pick up again…
I did my usual habit of writing down all the work i have to do with neat square boxes drawn next to them When one is complete, i’d then colour the square in with satisfaction of some extent
This is usually me when i colour one in: Kinda like being really bangga in kindergarten when you manage to colour within the lines of a picture with your three-year-old hand
Oh back to the work = boxes… I currently have exactly ten empty boxes on my list.
Oh god. 24 hours after leaving Tioman Island i’m finally home. My body is aching but i’m all raring to go!
As expected, i came home with several injuries, which is very typical of me.
Day 1 Snorkeling while tipsy is not good I swam right into coral during low tide >_< and grazed my elbow badly
Day 2 This time i was sober Wasn’t paying much attention to my flailing body parts while having a chat with the fishies and managed to gash my foot in two places I thought it was just a measly cut and paid no attention to it Peering down half an hour later, they were still bleeding into the sea That’s when i thought, “Wokay… time to go on land…0_o…”
Friends’ divemaster had to clean it up for me with alcohol the next day I bit my lip and tried not to yell like a kid while this white lady grimaced as she saw it
Day 3 Helping Shameless & Drunk Friend stand up on beach And cut the bottom of my foot horribly on a sharp stone It’s got slightly infected even though i lifted the flap of skin up to rid it of sand *ooch*
My feet injuries are the worse ones… cos they’re ALL on my right foot So i’m hobbling like a creaky old witch now *shows war scars holiday scars off proudly*
Everyone was busy tanning all holiday save for me Cos i tan *way* too easily. I just have to walk around and i get a tan.
DreamerCyn commented my bikini was too tiny when she joined us on Friday “Oh, i brought others, i’ll wear those tomorrow.”
The next day, i pulled on another one Cyn: This is even smaller then the one yesterday Me: Is it?
Kay, i’m off and out to boast about my holiday to anyone who will listen *gleeful*
: : Edit : :
Only *i* can manage to bump my own ankles into each other while walking and reopen my gash Idiot. *bangs head*
Squeezed seeing as many darlings as possible tonight Laughed damn alot but seems to me more then one person *cough* seems to have gone psycho in the short span of time i’ve been absent It’s okay. We all have our psycho moments/phases. Though there *was* one incident i looked up at the ceiling while two darlings were telling me psycho things and muttered aloud to myself, “I wish i was still in Tioman…”
Oh wow, and miracles occur with absence too I refused to step foot into the apartment till it was neat And Smellie tidied the whole place up! And then and then, he angelically took a bath
I don’t know, someone told me about that 
