No Stunted Superhero

Oh i didn’t go to Maison in the end

Cynna was too much fun heh
Was mostly partying with GarfieldChak, Deep and Ahwin

When AhwinAndy came, he scooped me up into a huge hug and i gave him a BIG FAT kiss for his birthday
I was so happy party bubbly tipsy…
I forgot to make Ahwin drink

Got a vodka thing in the morning now, wee!

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Where’s A Black Cloth

When You Need One

Going for the Superheroes Charity party at Maison
And Cynna’s 1st Anniversary

I was struck with the fantastic idea to wrap my whole self up in a black cloth and chuck on the batman mask for Maison
Then when i go to Cynna, i just throw off the cloth and mask and wala!

But i can’t find a black cloth anywhere and was too busy to go buy one today
-_-

My only worries are:
Can i drink through the mask?
and
Maybe i should cut a hole through the cloth so that an arm can stick out to hold a drink

But i can’t find black cloth!
Maybe i’ll just fuck the idea and be a spoilsport

I’m running out of clothes to wear to events… again
Supposed to wear pink for Cynna but i already wore my pink dress to the wedding and Attic last weekend
It’d be sacrilegious to wear it tonight
>_<

Ok no more blogging, go get ready!

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Exactly a year ago, i shamelessly asked people to vote for Ahwin
There was the Dunhill event
And LaughingLoga was a total dumbass
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This was what Ahwin did during his birthday two years ago 😀
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Dear AzwinAndy

It’s 3:30 am and i don’t think you’d want me calling you now to wish you Happy Birthday
 
Even though i’m shameless enough to call you up at 5:45 am and ask you to go pray

The last time i pulled that trick on you, you were on your way home from clubbing

So i’m going to choose wisely next time i call you at 5:45 am

My, my, how things have changed from a year ago ey?
Now VJ la, model la, selart Cleo bachelor la…

Thanks for temaning me on happy drinking nights out
Thanks for layaning my hyper drunkard behaviour and carrying helping me upstairs
Thanks for lending your ears when i pour out my silly worries and awkward tears

I hope you don’t change

Don’t change okay?
Don’t become diva and big-headed (even slightly! not even so slightly!) like how so many in the industry do.

Now. Comes the serious part.
Bring on the bucket cos…

You’re going to DIE tonight!

MWAHAHAHA…

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce had a very serious chat with Steven
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Must. Deworm.

I keep on forgetting to buy deworming pills to take after all my sandfly bites at Tioman
Cammy was shrieking at me, “Must take! You must. Take. Them!”
“Okay okayyyyy, i am, i will!”

I remember the last time i bought deworming pills was just a few months ago
I suspected i got worms cos i was eating so much but losing weight
Very weird
And i remembered that hey, everyone’s supposed to take deworming pills every 6 months or so anyway
Mommy used to buy them for me. But when you’re (supposedly) an adult, your parents can’t keep on checking whether you’re taking care of your body
-_-

So i pottered into Guardian to buy some deworming pills and batteries
The batteries were equally important for entirely different reasons
I planned to buy two boxes, one for me and one for Smellie
Cos heck, he’s definitely not one to buy them and taking care of myself = taking care of him too
So la di da, there i was checking out the few brands for the pills when i noticed… two girls standing next to me checking out plasters or something

One of looked at me and whispered to her companion
Whereupon they’d both slowly look at me, making me go all paranoid and uncomfortable
Tiu… don’t tell me they read my blog… it’s just deworming pills! I don’t have worms! I don’t *think* i have worms! Everyone should take deworming pills anyway!!!

Even after all these thoughts ran through my head, they were still staring at me
So I snatched up Zentel (since Mommy always bought it – brand loyalty yo), slunk off and went to whine to QueenKanch about people staring at me buy deworming pills.

>_<

No Sleep Makes You Go Cuckoo

It’s only Monday and i’m dying dying dying
Did work till 7am, slept till 10am
Rushed out in a flurry cos i have to pick particular things up before 12 noon
I look horrible and pasty. Even glorified make up isn’t helping me much now.
The only thing that managed to put some ‘boing’ back into me was when i was walking near Aldo

“Let’s go look at shoes!”
“I thought you’re damn tired…”
“I am… but the store’s just freaking steps away!”
“Hahaha!”

Then i came home, thinking i could squeeze in a nap before continuing
Not. Possible.
Phonecalls and work = No nap for Joyce

Then i did it all while listening to Christmas songs.

Confirmed losing it.

Shocking quote of the week:
“The reason you marry early is so you can get divorced and marry again.”

This coming from someone who has tied the knot…
We all laughed then cos it seemed funny
And said person was joking… i think.
0_o

Oh Lynnzter showed me
someone’s Friendster site

I don’t really care so much how they call themself ‘something-something’ The Fairy too
But it’s a bit too obvious if they steal pictures with me in it and put them up as their own right.

-_-

Shameless.

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A.D.D.

My attention span seriously cannot make it today
I keep on doing work in short spurts

I think my wound from Tioman is healing… very badly.
Haven’t been taking care of it and it’s swelled up around the sides.

0_o

Kicking at them when i walk/club/sleep isn’t helping either

I yelled like a bitch one morning in bed as we were doing that turn-around and cuddle the other way thing
“Oh, sorry baby!” he apologised sleepily
“Fuckfuckfuck… it’s not you… i kicked myself, mahai damn pain…” I writhed in painful whines
Then i’d fall asleep after awhile

AzwinAndy said i was proudly showing off my wounds to him after OD-ing on champagne
“You were like, *puts on high-pitched girlie voice* Look! I cut myself on coral! And oh look! Look!!! Here’s another one!!! *goes back to normal macho voice* Fucking psycho.”
Me:  

Here’s a nice post on POB and his shoes – *click*

I must say he’s doing a good job of controling his shoe craziness now
Though he admitted he lost it while bidding for some pair on eBay
*tsk*

Today, he wore Birkenstocks. ORI Birkenstocks somemore.
But no matter how big the shoes (or sandals) he fills are, he still trembles like a bloody leaf when a cockroach is near us.
He did that stupid thing where his eyes go really huge (cos he *is* truly scared) and started lifting his feet up from the floor, making me panic slightly as well
Even though i have no fear of cockroaches, i don’t really want one running up my thigh

Then i saw where it was -_-
“Friend. The stupid cockroach is damn far away okay!”
“It was running around!”

What else. Oh. My father and brother were outside just now, so i sat on the bench and mentioned again how it’d be great if i could drive the 5 series.
My father laughed and my brother grinned like a clown.
Was i joking? No… i wasn’t joking wei. Why is everyone taking it like a joke?
So cruel… how can you be cruel to your blood.

I told Daddy how POB said he’d be out of his mind to give me the keys to that car
Daddy replied with one word: “Yup.”

My parents have never even SEEN me drive!
This is unfair, judging me based on… sheer faith (or the lack of it) that their daughter has no ability to drive!

I should just do a week thing and wish all in a shot

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