Exactly two years ago, Joyce spoke to a bird The fauna kind *click*
A year ago, were hell alotta parties Hell. There are *still* alot of parties ๐ *click*
“What reminds you of me?”
Huh? Instead of coming from someone like the boyfriend, it came from MaryBerry Perhaps she was doing research… or something
I didn’t even have to muster up much effort to conjure up the answers
“Well. Whenever i see cute, red little things like strawberry charms, i think of you… or when i drive past huge cartoon movie posters. Like that stupid Happy Feet penguin one, then i’m always reminded of you…” “Really? Hahaha!” her kiddy giggles burst out the phone speaker “Yes. Really.” “Have you watched the premier of Happy Feet yet?” “No Mary. But i’ve waiting allll yearrrrr to watch it.” “Oh my god! I’m so excited and it’s so good!!!”
… -_-
Sarcasm didn’t seem to work with the college kid
Watching Him Sleep
It was 4 am, Tuesday, and i crept into the bedroom to escape the glare from the fluorescent light and pc screen outside Just for ten minutes, i promised myself, before continuing work Easing myself into bed, i fit perfectly into his dosing curve We shifted slightly and i found myself face-to-face with him, mine three inches from his
His eyes were closed, as he breathed evenly I found myself breathing in and out with his time In some effort to move at the same rhythm
I studied his face, thinking of all the reasons why i love him I stared at the splash of freckles that he despises so, but i find adorable His long eyelashes His nose His curly hair tickling the side of my cheek His lips His lips… were quivering…
Suddenly he burped
And the stench of 3-hour-old digested pasta that i’d just cooked for him permeated my nostrils
0_o’
Being Holed Up
For 24 hours is quite blar
I got paranoid that there is no oxygen in the apartment and opened all the balcony windows to let the cool breeze in The aedes mosquitoes decided to come in as well -_-
There are no dirty dishes in the sink because… When i’m really free, i’m too lazy to do them right away But when i have work to do and am sick of staring at the screen, I willingly wash dishes, wipe tables, sweep floor… -_- In fact, i’m really enthusiastic about scrubbing the bathroom -_-
The monkey and the mai came to save me! Because i’m carless, they fetched me and we went to yam cha for a bit
I have been calling my brother in desperation “Eh… is the computer okay or not?” “Nope. Can’t do anything with it yet.” “Damn…” “Why? You can do work in the apartment right?” “Yeah… but i think Adam and i will get damn sick of each other soon la. He leaves for work, see my face. Come back from work, see my face.”
“I’m afraid we’ll get sick of each other soon leh…” i told the boyfriend to his face “No… i like seeing you after work!” he replied
Maybe he’s being clever and saying that cos it’s more to what a girlfriend wants to hear rather then – “Yeah. I’m getting kinda bored of seeing you everyday too. Can you like, go home?”
But *sigh* i dunno leh We haven’t fought or anything Just thinking that i might be strangling him of alone time Or maybe i’m just being jittery cos i miss having my *own* alone time at home
I have been hiding in the apartment for too many days staring at the pc
TOMORROW NO MATTER WHAT
I shall go out into the sun I shall make time to put on my bikini and lounge by the pool with a cocktail in hand and a magazine in the other
Yes I shall do that
It’s Thursday already 0_o I can’t believe it I haven’t stepped out into sunshine since… Sunday -_- I am officially a vampire *rowr*
… Where did the ‘rowr’ come from 0_o Ok i’m also officially going insane
A few days ago, i got this email from a girl entitled “Just so you know” ? Just so i know what..? So i clicked it open: –
“okay this sounds totally strange. i don’t know if you are aware of this. someone using the email address kinky-blue-fairy@hotmail.com added me on msn saying they found my email address on the MSN directory (is there even one?) and asked for cyber sex. i read your blog sometimes and it doesn’t sound like something you or any sane person would do. just so you know. but if it’s really you, then omg go away”
:: God of All Men :: says: someone actually googled kinkybluefairy nude :: God of All Men :: says: just thought u might wanna know :: God of All Men :: says: guess ure that appealing lol *Fairy* says: now how did YOU find that out *Fairy* says: haha :: God of All Men :: says: errr dont worry, i didnt search that myself :: God of All Men :: says: someone googled it and it led to my page since i had kinkybluefairy and nude in the same page, totally unrelated of course
… It’s KinkyBlueFairy la… not SluttyBlueFairy -_-
Kanchy & A Kid
We all know QueenKanch hates kids She hates kids so much, she blurts the nastiest things about them that make Ash and i balk
The other day, i was talking to Nadia, and we turned around to see… A girl smiling at a kid A girl who looked startlingly like our friend, Kanchiny Ramachandran, smiling at a kid
Nadia: “Is that Kanch!?”
Kanch!? Within two feet of a child and she’s not scrunching her nose up at her? The Kanch whom i’ve heard rumours of being sarcastic and mean to FaiTheMai’s niece?!
Let’s take a closer look…
It *is* Kanch
However the kid isn’t smiling back Maybe it’s Kiddy Karma You know, when you finally decide to be nice to kids and they tak layan you
*
Four of us went to chill out in Attic for a bit last Sunday afternoon I refused alchol of any sort as i’d already done my fair share over the weekend So i had tea. Cold tea. Or something like that.
Gosh. I really do look like a kid.
They’ve got new paintings up in Attic Which are way better then the ones they had the first time round >_< Personal opinion la
“I like the paintings…” i nodded my head in approval “I like the chicken one,” said KinkyPugKevin I looked at it, “Yeah… the chicken one is nice too.”
I’m getting increasingly lazy to repeat the whole story to those who ask It gets shorter and shorter with each version so i’ll just blog it >_<
It was 3 am and it just rained. I’d spent the last few hours doing work at home and was driving to Smellie’s cos my pc has another problem (yet again)
So there i was, daydreaming (or is it nightdreaming? But that just sounds retarded) as i sped down the slope unto the highway By the time i neared the corner, i realised i was going way too fast and snapped out of my zone The scene keeps on replaying in my head everytime i stare into space or close my eyes Everything went slow motion, which was really weird The bushes slapping into my windscreen Seeing concrete and somehow avoiding it to the left Thank God. If i’d gone straight, i’d crashed into the flyover pillar If i’d gone right, i’d gone straight into the fucking monsoon drain
I remember thinking,
“OhGREAT.
I can’t believe i’m having an accident now…”
as i was having it
So weird Even in the midst of an accident, my character has time for sarcasm
When the car stopped, i stoned for a bit, shaking like a damn leaf There were two main words screaming in my head at that point in time –
WORK!
and
TOWTRUCK!
Fuckidy fuck fuck, i have to do my workkkkk Shit i guess i need a towtruck… i don’t know what towtruck to call! Oh MAN, i wonder what time i can get over this and go home to continue work Great, i’m so gonna get it. I can’t believe i gotta get this towed out, OHHHH the trouble i’m in!!!
When i got out, i noticed this car had stopped to see whether i was okay It was this young malay couple who were really helpful and sweet The girl looked awfully like Dzu *tripfantastic* but not She: “Are you okay?” Me: “You look really familiar!”
She gave me a crooked smile as i mentally slapped myself for impulsively sounding like i wanted to pick her up -_- Prollie scared her into thinking i’d banged my head in the car or something
In three minutes flat, there were eight vehicles surrounding the area Most of them were towtruck people competing to tow my car + the neighbourhood police The policemen thought i was underaged and asked me to call my parents – “Ah, panggil ibu bapa.” I answered back in shock, “No! It’s so late! They’re sleeping now!” Then they asked for my IC and didn’t give me anymore flak when they saw i’m 23
“It’s the hair,” TL said when i told him about it
I called Smellie frantically and he couldn’t wake up
-_-
I called my brother and he couldn’t wake up as well
-_-
I couldn’t call my dad cos he’s outstation I wouldn’t call my mom cos we’d both just panic together
So i called TL, to wake the boyfriend up TL wasn’t home, he’s just about to leave the Channel [V] office and came to my rescue instead
*phew*
All the tow truck people were inquisitively walking around my car and inspecting the damage So i hurriedly locked it lest something went missing I figured that whatever damage my car had gone through, it could not beat the 8k worth of fashion loans inside.
I think 0_o
Okayla. I don’t wanna think about the car anymore The only thing i could think about that night was how lucky i was AND NO MORE SPACING OUT while going down slopes and rushing to Smellie’s place
As TL and i watched the towtruck park my car in my neighbourhood, i said “Luckily i wasn’t wearing my pajamas wei… and luckily i was wearing a bra.” Sometimes i drive straight to Smellie’s in my home clothes
“Well, maybe if you weren’t wearing a bra, they would have towed it for free! “
“TL!” my voice shrieked through the silent night air on the street
Car Feng Shui
I think we all need to check on our car feng shui Alot of unfortunate accidents have been occuring of late
#1 A guy friend (whom i think would like to remain anonymous) got into a car crash two weeks back I drove to meet him upon receiving his stress call, to see him sitting at the side of the road with his face buried in his hands Now, to see an almost-30-year-old doing that is, well, distressing Then his car managed to auto-lock with his keys inside and when he tried opening the door, the alarm went off, attracting even more attention to Mr. Red & Distressed, badly crashed car and little girl at the side of the road “Luckily i’m wearing a cap…” i said, pulling it lower over my face Him:
#2 Ok. My accident on Tues night >_<
#3 ButtercupSharon’s car couldn’t start on Thursday night Battery was flat Her parents had to come with the jump cables and Smellie came to lend his batteries to jumpstart from
#4 Poor someone’s new BM got hit by a truck on Saturday
#5 Tonight, Smellie’s engine was overheating so badly the needle was pointing after the ‘red’ danger mark Damn stressed hoping insanely that it’d make it back to the apartment without konking out, all the while smelling something burning It actually died when we were 5 minutes from home and we lagi stressed Then it managed to start again
Which shouldn’t be as i only went to a house party last night. Two people turned the big Three-Oh this week, KeithRaymond and DjBungaUncleLim
Happy Birthday Bunga!
I was so tired after work, i passed out for an hour-long nap before rushing to Keith’s beautiful apartment Being absolutely ravenous, i forgot my manners and walked straight to the food without saying hi to his bro or sis >_< Once i filled my plate up, i hopped to them with apologetic kisses and hugs Unfortunately, i was so late (10pm) that there was only a puny piece of lamb left ๐
We had some champagne and, Keith being Keith, red wine of course Played the drinking dice game with Joe, Jovin, Stefan, Karl and Jonathan Which i lost at terribly As did KarlRaymond, plus the bugger cheated *looks at sky*
I had no more face (and no more tolerance) to drink, didn’t want to get drunk and make a donkey fool out of myself So Jac showed me upstairs (where their magic happens haha) and we sat down and girl-talked Till Karl sibuk-ed and showed up -_-
There are no pictures of the birthday boy… cos i was so into playing games and talking that by the time i wanted to snap one of him, he’d passed out upstairs already I remember people singing him Happy Birthday about 6 times just to get him to drink more 0_o
Since everyone was drunk/passed out/left, i called Smellie to come get me
I went back to the apartment to see….
a party in our own apartment
0_o
His ex-colleagues were over, Panjang also came, TL’s cousin was there as well And the BalaTania and Edleen So being a gracious, and very willing, hostess, i fed them vodka and
we had girlie chatter in the balcony
Till 5:30 am i think
I adore girlie chatter Everyone always has so much to say and it’s always funny *happy sigh*
Crazy And now my feet hurt and i’m too lazy to tidy up the apartment >_<
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