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The fairy is away…

That means I get to blog.

So my first entry will be all about…Andy being gay.
Andy Azwin from Estranged.

As of recent, several of us have been conversing via email.

These are just some of the results!

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I was in a pretty good mood all day till i was made to wait in the car with the windows down in the heat for half a fucking hour

Like a fucking dog

Scratch that.
Even i don’t leave my dog in the car like that.

Damn irritated.

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The Chicken Shit Way

I was so knackered from the day’s work that i took a nap at 10pm
Ready to energize myself for later

In the process, i had the most violent and disturbing nightmare that i can remember in a long time…
It ended with a snake writhing out of someone’s body which was even more freaky

That was when i woke up, eyes a-snap open
Looking at the time on my hp, it was 11:33 pm
Usually when i wake up from a normal nightmare, i’d just stone for a while and wash my face
This time round, i got up and walked straight out of the room without even switching on the lights
I just had to get out of there

What did i eat? I didn’t eat anything… Did i watch something violent recently… No. How the heck could i have thought of something up like that by myself!?

I even wondered whether there was some foreign object in my room that could have caused it
Just felt so uncomfortable and the whole satanic snake thing was plaguing my mind

But i’m (supposedly) an adult and cannot possibly go running to mommy and daddy when i have nightmares, can i?

So i did it the chicken shit way

And ran to the boyfriend’s place

>_<

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Marathon

I’m doing a marathon of work before i fly off
My brother thought i’d be relaxing assuming i won’t take on any work before going
“Oi. Obviously i have to finish all my work before i go… plus i have to pile on extra to make up for the time i’m not here right?!”

I wish i was going for work instead

Actually, no i don’t.

I’m really ecstatic i’m going with my lovelies and get to spend time with them
It’s been ages and i’m SO looking forward to it

11:30 pm
I whined at my (younger but taller hence bigger and should take care of little me) brother to take me pick up coats i’m borrowing from YC
“So what were you doing before i came home?”
“I was thinking… on how to get there… no car…”
*stares at me watching Roller Girls*  “Yes. Alot of thinking you’re doing, i can see.”
:p

Thanks for lending the stuff YC!

Me lup you long time 

Smellie came home and he dragged KinkyPug along with him
I had just finished helping Murat out by acting as an angry chick for his new vid and was cooking at the stove in a bikini and long top

Hopping up to hug my lovelies, Smellie playfully pulled my top up from behind, baring my stomach
KinkyPug’s eyes fluttered down to my lower body in a bikini bottom before yelping,

“Oh my god! Oh my god please!!! I CANNOT!!!”

And clapped his hands over his eyes in pain

Sorry puggy… i make it up to you by getting you a stripper when we go to Bangkok k!

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Really wanted to link this and i forgot -_-
Two years ago *click*

Exactly a year ago, was a looong pug + fairy night
*click*

Mingling & Drinking @ Somo

Ok finally, got some pictures from the girls (incl. Kevin) there that night
But i know CheesieRingo took alot, send to me!

First up, a picture of AndrewBNBC and moi!
I forgot to take with Ken and Vincent  -_-

When i first saw that picture, i was like, “Whoa. Forehead clan sial..!”
So maybe people with big foreheads are happy clappy drinkers and party holders

Yes. That is an annoying mosquitoe bite on my cheek.
I’m like a kid. I get a bite on the face and it stays there for four days.

Andrew and the gang were awfully sweet… they smsed and emailed me saying thanks for everything
When really, i didn’t do anything
>_<
All i did was call people…

Unlike Andrew’s team who had to painstakingly cut out cupids and hearts that were stuck on the bar
Or his staff who ran around insanely that night cos we didn’t expect that many guys who drink so much people

Oh, and plus, i was late
Because KarlRaymond offered to give me a lift and was an hour late due to traffic

You know what.
I’m damn lazy to caption and photoshop every picture
I have a ton of work to miraculously complete before Italy and just don’t have the time to
Too bad :p

Henry (Sony), Deep (the Star) and Eddy(TheCanvas)… (ok la, 8tv)

Damn bad.
I was positioning myself to snap a picture of them when GarfieldChak came bounding up “Me too!”
But they pushed him away yelling, “NO! Housemates only dude!!!!”
And poor GarfieldChak slouched away
Awww… *pats Chak’s head*

8:30 pm, there were a truckload of guys and no chicks (save for a few)
Fairy started panicking

I called some of the girls yelping “Where are you?!”

“I’m still at work, Friday la, wait, gonna finish in a bit then i’ll come k!”

“I’m at home… getting ready.”

“I’m on the way, traffic jam!”

“I’m in a meeting with client, will be late leh… sorry!”

”’

Stress
Invite girls and either they’re all corporate sluts still working their ass off or being real vainpots and taking damn 7 long to get ready

People started telling me not to stress out and drink more

KimFluttersBy, Deep and moi

Some dude was complaining like a girl about his braces hurting him
Pfft… been there, done that, now pour yourself some beer and shut up.

….

Eh, i have to be nice to him.
I’m paying him to be my coolie this week

KinkyPugKevin came to support
I knew* he’d come even after all that bitching 

I got a telling off from KarlRaymond for not enlightening him about Puggy’s sexual preference
Apparently it went something like –
Karl: Hey dude, check out that chick…
Kevin: Uh huh… *layaning*
Aaron: Eh. You know he’s gay right -_-
Karl: *mini one-second stoned + shocked moment*

EelaineFireangel, KinkyPugKevin, beer, wine and Guinness… yeah!

Rudy

Dewi, Alison, GarfieldChak

Frances, oops-i-forgot, Kim

Poser came after work

Some Jap dudes i tried talking to… but had great trouble deciphering what they were saying through their accents

SmurfDeviga, Dewi, Tousled Shireen

Gobi + gang

So cute, they started calling it KinkyBlueFairy

Me: Cannot..! Attic has one named after me already!
Andrew: Nevermind, we have a soju version!
Me: Ooh…

   
I like this picture! Wee! Even tho Con’s eyes are pei and look sleazy… and Looney could do with some eyebag cream

  
This is such a beautiful cacat picture of YC that i will treasure it always

The bandboys

I had this sequence of pictures of a particular group of people that… all didn’t know how to open their eyes

Jiji. Laughing till eyes closed.

Yani. Ooh, nice eyeshadow.


Shameless pug = pei already

Nazim

MaryBerry + Looney

Little Berry got tipsy and was hopping all around the place
And tried nosing me at the bar… oi, woman!
Supposed to go look for guys!

*rolls eyes*

I just noticed. What’s with AzwinAndy and his tongue sticking out in both pictures

Smalls and Joce

TinYoong and WaiWah

Akmal

The smallest and the tallest 

Ugh, now when i think of it, i wish i took pics of everyone…
No pics of Ryan, Ivor, they all
Or Jessy (whose birthday it was too!), Murat, Ash, etc
And countless others

I’m not sure which is worst,
Taking pics of EVERYONE but never ending up blogging it i.e. my birthday party
Taking pics of a third of the people there and blogging it

>_<

Best picture for last…

Looks like Azwin was going for second base with the wrong person

I’m sorry if i didn’t get to introduce you to someone you thought was cute that night
I tried my best, honest
Probably why i didn’t get drunk, ran around and talked so much

Looks like Looney had one of the highest saham that night
Quite a few girls asked me, “Hey… who’s that guy with the ‘Army’ shirt?”
But later on his saham dropped when a group of girls walked away from him in disdain
AHAHAHA!

Balance la, friend 

An overheard
Ivor: Dude, i gotta go la, i really gotta go *looks at watch*
Ryan: Eh, this girl just said you’re hot
Ivor: Eh? Where? Okay la, we can stay abit.

*chuckle*

I think the Single’s night failed in the sense that the batang count was overpowering
Now i know the next time (if) i throw one, invited guys are NOT ALLOWED to bring along more batangs
It’s not called Batangfest okay.

But i think it was cool that it was chilled out, everyone was drinking and most went home gone

Maybe i’ll just scrap the whole single’s thing and throw a drinking one next time
I don’t know, make up a cause for celebration or something
I know! – Drink Because It’s Not My Birthday!

Then the poor soul who was born on that day dunnit to come la

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