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Saturday December 16, 2006

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Ahaha…

After an exhausting day, i’m sitting at home, sober as a Smellie, reading past posts in my blog for happy memories

Look!
I gave my credit card its virgin swipe two years ago!

And got tattled on by Ashley -_-

And look at my face in the picture…
I don’t think i was wearing any makeup and i had no blemishes!
Now i have stress skin… dry, small breakouts i never had my whole life, little age spots (that the boyfriend calls freckles but i’m chinese damn it. Age spots, age spots la.) and NO DARK EYEBAGS

I just bought my first concealer last week
I know… good enough that i managed to do without till i’m 23 but still…

Oh woe is aging, work and too many nights spent partying/working late

Haha and look at this!
I tortured PassedOutBen by belting out Christmas carols during a traffic jam
Just the other night, i sang different carols as KinkyPugKevin and i walked from KLCC to Zouk

“Dashing through the snow! On a one horse open sleigh!”
“Er…”

“O’er the hills we go! Laughing all the way, ha ha ha!”
“UGH.”

“Do you know all the reindeer names? *i* know all the reindeer names! *acting childishly superior*”
“Uh huh…”

“Have yourselves… a merry little Christmas!!!”
“Eh, we’re reaching already, enough!!!!”

“No! Got time for one more verse! *quickly opens mouth* I’mmmmm dreaming of a whiteee christmas!”
*walks hurriedly to reach faster*

Looks like some things never change

Friday December 15, 2006

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Faithless – I Can’t Get No Sleep

By midnight, they were both home
He watched the telly, while she, had some unfinished work to complete
Exhausted, they both fell into bed at 1
Time passed
They shifted around in bed
First his arm under her
Then hers around his waist

An hour and a half later, they were still awake in the darkness

“I just put my face on your drool.”
“Sorry,” said he, softly

Minutes passed

“I can’t sleep…”
“I can’t sleep too…”
“Baby…” she said haltingly
“What.”
“I feel… like there’s something weird in the room.”
“Like what? Ghosts?” he replied, with an almost-mocking tone
Bloody English boy, thought she, spirits would have sounded so much better
“The other day… it was morning already and you’d left for work. And i heard our doorknob rattle and i thought you’d forgot something. But, of course, you didn’t come in…”
She awaited what he would say
As expected, he went “Mmm” and pooh-poohed the thought
And she hesitated before deciding not to mention that she’d had an image whilst her eyes were closed, of a grey triangle-shaped thing floating in on the ceiling after the funny doorknob incident

The paranoid thoughts started streaming through her head
Oh my god… first i couldn’t sleep at home because of that dream and now i can’t sleep here too!
At least he’s next to me
I feel like asking sharon to come and see whether there’s anything here…
I wonder if she has the time
No, don’t be stupid. There’s nothing here. It’s just your damn imagination
What about the doorknob rattle?
It’s the damn wind, bitch. Now shut up and try to sleep
I can’t. Vodka can help me to sleep
Such a bad habit. Shouldn’t even start it
Sigh

Sigh
Sigh sigh sigh, she went
It’s okay baby, i’m here, he said

So they tried falling asleep once more

Soon, their voices filled the dark air again
“I love you.”
“I love you too.”
“Do you want cake?”
“Stupid. I want vodka so i can just go to sleep.”
“Cake.”
“Vodka….”
“Cake and milk?”
“Vodka and juice…”
“I’m hungry.”
“What?”
“I’m hungry,” he repeated
“Want me to cook for you?”
“Yes please.”
“The usual okay.”
“Okay.”

Slipping on her bathrobe, she padded out into the kitchen
And blogged while the pasta cooked in the pot

Friday December 15, 2006

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Leceh Launch

The soft launch at Sanctuary last night was damn leceh man…
They didn’t prepare the drinks beforehand so people were queuing up for drinks
Poor Deep gave up after standing for damn long
As i sipped on my drink, i stared at everyone around me
People just looked so pariah for free alco

“Okay… the people here like never see alcohol before liddat…”

20 minutes to get a free drink is way too long  -_-
We’d rather just buy drinks
So ButtercupSharon, Deep, DreamerCyn and the rest of us went back to… Laundry
Haha


Sorry Puggy


*Fairy* says:
TL’s my date to my food review tonight!
kev says:
and???
*Fairy* says:
jealous?! mwahahahhaha
kev says:
๐Ÿ™
kev says:
i hate you
kev says:
i utterly despise you!


My desperate-housewife side  is kicking in today

I spent the whole day doing housework
Picking up clothes, emptying his pockets and putting all the change away
Vacummed, mopped, wiped, washed dishes
Living room, kitchen
Ultimate was scrubbing the bathroom
Fairy on all fours in a thong scrubbing

Don’t you all wish i was your girlfriend?

-_-

Wednesday December 13, 2006

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KLCC Caught On

Thank the Christmas fairies KLCC caught on the gold rush and ditched their passe purple deco that they’ve had for two years running (or more)


Laundry Has Competition

Went to check out the new bar and restaurant directly above Laundry with ButtercupSharon
Called The Sanctuary

Very different from Laundry, which is probably the whole idea
Balinese-themed with a contemporary touch

I had some glass noodles in the restaurant section
RM8 for a platter so massive, i had to bungkus the rest home
0_o

The service was great!
Waiters and waitresses so smiley, i had to grin back
Beer was quick to come, so was the food

Launching tonight, well, i think its the launch


MET 10

Went for the Met 10 (Malaysian English Top Ten) Awards last Sunday night @ Ruums
It’s the second year running for this event

I’m much much too lazy to edit all the pictures
Gone are the college days where i’d tirelessly edit them with fonts and things
Now i just want to run off and cuddle


AshleyTheMonkey


Akhi, me looking retarded, Ash, FaiTheMai

I was actually halfway going, “Er…”


Azana, Adam


Dhanya, StephTheVolcano, Ilia, moi

Woohoo… lookit Steph’s coy pout


MareDiva, Fairy, SmallSerena, Nat


JasonLo gataling with the chicas – SpankyCammy, sultry Ilia, Steph


Just by looking at her demeanour, you can tell StephTheVolcano was a naughty kid.
Badddd, Steph, baddddddd.


Brian and Steph canoodling
WHY do i have so many pics of Steph?! -_-


Daphne makes my eyes look even more chinky


J.D. and the award Pop Shuvit won


Rahul and EddyTheCanvas


The Hot Chicks.
So. Gay.


The Pout Clan


Murat, PietroFelix, Ash


I belong to the Kissing Clan


*grimace*


A prime example of how you should look like when you laugh from your side


There’s something repetitive about Ean in my pictures… he’s always flexing


See. Flexing even while stressing.


And then. He steals thunder from the rest of the guys by flexing besar-besar.


And worst still. He blocks Brian with his MANLY MUSKEL at that.


Oh, oh, and THEN, he *has* to carry me too, proving how awesomely strong he is


More girly pics!


The German points


The Jakeman, whom i used to be terrified of, but now run up for hugs


Phwoar. Azura has a sexay pose.


SpankyCammy cuddles up
Confirmed the most PDA couple there


Upon checking on FaiTheMai, he was too busy to look at the camera


Mmm, smoky, smoky!


Jake’s so big, he just took up half the picture


JayaramJunior

No more pictures, the rest are too embarrasing to put up
Will get ass kicked if i do
Anyhoo, i got massively drunk (and i haven’t for a long time!!!), got emo, and literally dragged home
>_<


Party Party Party… er

I managed to get sucked into planning AlcoJason’s birthday bash
So convenient for him – just sit his ass in London, then fly home to his party

-_-

He gave me his budget and a few preferred particulars
So i have yet to pick the place and call his friends up

Then i also got sucked into cooking one dish for 30 people for another party
>_<


Kanch Shortens My Life Span

I had just woken up, and still pei from lack of sleep and food
QueenKanch was lecturing me on what eye creams and moisturizers to get
“You should just get La Mer.”
“I don’t want to splurge 600 bucks on a cream okay.”

She stated that i should treat it like an investment
0_o

I had an epiphany on the shocking things QueenKanch spurts to AshleyTheMonkey and i
Its increase in shock factor subsequently decreases our life span
So everytime she says something damn tak kena or insane, i just start slumping all over the place as if i’m about to pass out and die

Back to the damn creams,
Somehow, the brands and prices she was recommending me went higher and higher

By the time she mentioned some cream that cost a whopping 1,200 bucks, i don’t remember the brand because i was too busy screaming

shock horror bloody daylight

robbery murder in the car

Confirmed lost more days on my life span count
    

Wednesday December 13, 2006

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Joyce Plays Pirate

After the worst night’s sleep, i was freaking exhausted all of Tuesday
I tried sleeping for 4 hours -_-
Do you know how tiring that is?
Now i truly understand and pity insomniacs
It was so bad that i felt like turning to alcohol, cough mixture or sleeping pills to help me
But i refrained

By 6am i managed to somehow fall asleep and Smellie accidentally woke me up when he came in at 6:30

Oh my god i almost lost it…
Extremely moody, i was imagining throwing a temper tantrum – throwing the clock at the cupboard and all
“I’m sorry…” he said meekly
I didn’t say anything, just put a finger up to gesture – “Wait.” – and walked out of the room

After cooling down, i went back in and managed to fall asleep to the sound of chirping birds
I didn’t even have a full-on three hours sleep!
I had some tossing and turning one and almost died having to wake up later on

0_o

After work, i was intent on tiring myself out so i walked around KLCC and… donated money to some shops there

I saw this awesomely cute t-shirt in Zara while on the phone with Smellie
It had two monsters on it, “… and one’s going ARGHHHH!!!!, and the other one is going ARRRHHHH!!!” i growled hyperly
“Right….”

“Uh huh! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!”

Then i saw this stranger staring at me growling to myself like a pirate in a corner

>_<

*

VincentSomo convinced me that it was a much better idea to get a few drinks to help me sleep easier
-_-
So i weakened and went to Somo, of course
Saw CrazyCassandra, Tim, AprilJuice and BalaTania

Had beer
And whiskey soda
And sake

And totally passed out in bliss!

Had the most fabulous dream too

I dreamt in a Christmas party of hundreds of people,
i won a lottery of 900,000 bucks

Oh my god it was so real

I remember how i reacted (very Miss Congeniality-like) and was already plotting on what to do with it
Take my parents on holiday! Start a business!
I even managed to think that, “Hey! this is more value then the car Kevin won bwahahaha!!!”

Then i woke up