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Thursday December 21, 2006

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Two years ago, a saga ended
A year ago, i understood nil  at a press conference in chinese
And got a whole group of people to shout “Fairy” in La Bodega… unintentionally, mind you

Ash asked me to post his vid up and i said i would
So i’d better before Christmas really hits and i forget
If you didn’t already know, Ash was one of the finalists for Malaysian Idol
Super cool vid

Also a new release is by I.G. Collective called Jiwang
Murat asked me to put it up
All these housemates sama concept man :p

Can you spot a familiar face?
I see Hani, CrazySandra, Jiji!, Dhanya, BubblyBel, SpankyCammy, SmallSerena and… me
I look so cheesy when i smile, please forgive me *cringe*

If you look closely, i’m holding on to an issue of Junk
Aren’t you proud of me, Adlinnnnn
       


Random Kiddy Pix

…as my hair dries

I feel like this blog is on the verge of death as i don’t update is as much as… well i would like to, with pictures and all
Either i’m too busy, or when i have the time, i’d rather spend it out
I’m too lazy to edit pictures as how i used to

And i don’t feel i’m as honest on this as last time either
Now i just spend my time writing on my other journal
Where i don’t have to make up codes for how i really feel
Where my poems can be outright instead of fashioned into animal characters -_-

But… i still won’t let go of this blog
Not just yet
A fair bit of my growing up is on this
During college, out of college, first day at work, first drink on the job -_-, when my alcoholism was getting out of hand, the things that made it stop, the funny things the people i love say to me

The only events i really lacked in blogging about were.. my holidays
Haven’t you noticed?

I never  got to putting up my countless pictures from both Rainforest festivals, my trip to Kuching for Shal’s album launch, Malacca with Loga, Penang with the Faces team, pei nights in Genting, Tioman pics 0_o (sorry guys)

Everytime i think of the hordes of pictures i took, my enthusiasm dips and i run out to party instead

So this time round, i’ll *try* to put up the pix for my own cock memory’s sake

Pics of kids during my last holiday
Yes, i should be a spy
I just need better lens
Spy lens haha

Gawd i’m so lame -_-

I swear the whole night was a wave of lame jokes and lines due to lack of sleep
But the best one goes in full credit to VinceSkyrocker (oh god i’m laughing so hard typing the cartoon name down now, don’t you just wish you didn’t tell me that )

Back to kiddy pics

I’m thinking i’ll just post my Italy pictures in theme…

A mother tying her child’s shoelace in Milan

Lil’ dude’s like looking at his older sibling –


“Watcha lookin’ at boy?”

A sister laughs at her brother in Venice

  

Two twins?/sisters in Verona

 

Er… i just noticed that one’s kinda picking at her nose
And the other is adjusting her pants
>_<

Okay i know these pictures aren’t that great
Its not easy taking pics of them while their parents are around
I feel like they’d stare at me like some jackoon Chinese girl who’s never seen white kids before
-_- and throw something at me

Wait k, i have better ones of sleeping strangers, beggars, fake santas, and nuns

Ending note – sorry for the vids of Arnold a few days ago

So not Kinkybluefairy-ish at all


“WHY did you have to post videos of ARNOLD on my blog?”
“Cos its cool! HAhahah!”
“You have your own blog! Go post Arnold there!”
“But your blog is more popular!”

Oh yeah i just got a new voicemail recorded after people were reminding me – “Joyce. Your voicemail says you’re still in Italy -_-“
“Oh yeah shit, will change!”

So i bugged Smellie to do one in his deep voice
It goes something like –
“Hi, this is Joyce’s mailbox. Leave a message after the tone. Or else. I’ll hunt you down. RAMBO style!”

“What will my editors think?!!?” 

Wednesday December 20, 2006

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Way To Go

Oh i’m coughing like a bitch today
And i can smell sickness in my nostrils when i breathe

Dis. Gus. Ting.

Sipping on hot chicken soup and surrounded by a bunch of used tissues,
I maintained my voice to make calls yesterday
TL asked me to take the medicine by the sink (so schweet! haha) and i got in a short nap
Then with my “If i don’t act sick, i’m noT sick!” attitude, i dressed and went out

And got more sick today

Way to go dumbass fairy.

Tuesday December 19, 2006

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Light Affair? Rubbish.

Disentangling Christmas lights require the patience of a nun
And despite what you all might say, that’d i’d require more then just patience bla bla bla, i feel like a certified nun now

Scenario:

Little me wrestling with a string of entangled starry lights
“Ish…” Maneuver. Dip head under on strand. Where does that… But that’s under… What the…

“Urghhh…” Ok ok… so that hook is connected to that strand… There you go… unhook that…
How come that’s so stuck…?

“BWARGH!”

Fucking thing… fucking… annoying… lights…

“Baby are you okay?”
The boyfriend’s eyes flicker over to me for a nanosecond before resting on the tv again
His thumbs and fingers are busy twiddling furiously on the Xbox console

“Mmmm argh, some help would be nice.”
“Okay…”

Fine, i’m not blessed with height, so i had to hop to throw the lights around the tree abit
By the time i was done, his ass was still planted in front of some Superman game

“Baby i love you!” he chirped
I grunted in response

“Magehai… got cheebai boyfriend like this can die!” i thought vehemently to myself

Next, the baubles
Ikea totally conned our asses… now i know why the baubles were cheaper then usual… cos you have to meticulously tie all the strings on yourself!!!

“Baby want some chocolate?”
“I. Want. Some. Help.”
“But i don’t know what to do!”

In the end he helped me tie the strings on (like five only)
Never heard so many curses pass through his lips in five minutes before

“Stupid gay shit… urgh!”
How fun it is to torture boyfriends
“I hate anything to do with artsy stuff! I hate designy things! I even hated my design teachers!”
“… do you hate me now?”
“YES.” 
“Awww….” 

Perhaps all the well we didn’t have some Christmas Tree Decorating Party
Cos my Martha side would prollie come out if someone hung the deco the wrong way
As did he

“You can’t hang that there!” i shrieked
“Why not?!” Fella losing patience already
“Because the one right next to it is the same design!!!”
“GOOD.”

“You hung this one right?” I pointed at a forlorn burgundy bauble
It looked forlorn because…
“Yes. Why? What’s wrong with it?” he challenged
“It’s not hanging! It’s like, resting on the branch.”
“GOOD.”

I couldn’t tahan and started laughing
Needless to state, in the end i still finished it up myself

Tuesday December 19, 2006

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Whats Up.

Adam C here again.

To post more tributes to the greatest man alive.
Ar-Nold.

Oh, and who wouldn’t want to see this awesome film? I would.

Tuesday December 19, 2006

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Panickings

Ok breathe in, breathe out

I haven’t started Christmas shopping yet
Argghhhh am i crazy? Its 6 days to Christmas!
I have a few more brands i need to cover for my fashion loans
I have many many articles due
I have batches of photos to edit
I need to invoice all the mags and newspaper before the year is over
I have to clean my room for my aunt and uncle to stay in during Christmas (sorting out everything in my room is going to take me AGES)
I haven’t decided where to have AlcoJason’s thing yet ARGH
I have parties/events that i have to show up for

And to top it off, i’m getting a flu

ARGHHHHHHH

On another note, QueenKanch is reunited with SuckBallLouis and both seemed to have disappeared off the face of the planet
Haven’t seen her and am guessing i will be neglected for another week