‘S’ is for Selfish Selfish is when you do whatever you want to without taking into account other people’s feelings
‘S’ is for Spoilt Spoiltis when you can’t finish your RM40 beef gumbo and feed it to your cocker spaniel instead Note: Cocker spaniel is therefore spoilt
‘S’ is for Sucky Sucky is waking up early on your day off Because Mr. and Mrs. Phlegm decide to take a stroll down Throat Lane Kicking up a coughing storm
‘S’ is for Sounding Like how i kena sounding for having too many clothes till they spill (hey that’s another ‘S’ word!) out of my cupboard Unto my bed And rack And basket And they’re all clean by the way
‘S’ is for Salah Salahis when you walk into the pharmacy to buy pills to aid your decaying memory and you forgot the name of the pills to buy -_-
The Worst Insult is not when your friend won’t let you keep an eye on his child for a tad
It’s not when your friend who’s a dad-to-be widens his eyes at the mere thought of you taking care of his baby daughter, when she’s not even born yet
It’s when your two gay friends won’t let you do the same either
DoorBitchIvan: Never. I’d never leave my child in your hands. *looks to sky bitchily* KinkyPugKevin: Oh my god yeah. No no no no *shakes head* Me: What?! Whatttt?!?! Why not?! Both of them: *shaking heads simultaneously* Me: You guys can’t even HAVE your own kids!! *mengamuk* DoorBitchIvan: Well, we can. Or when we do, you won’t be left alone with them. Me: … I’m insulted! You asked me whether i would consider being your surrogate mother! And i felt so honoured then!!! DoorBitchIvan: Being a surrogate mother doesn’t mean taking care of them darling.
I Would Love To Blog all my Jakarta pics but i don’t have time right now :p
Other then that, everyone seems to be getting pregnant and/or married 0_o
Friday Girlfriend A pats her tummy while saying, “Oh, i’m two months pregnant!” My mouth drops as she glows “Really?” “Yes… 0_o… why would i bluff you…” “>_< No… it’s just that… i just saw you the other day and now you’re pregnant! But you’re not married..!” “We’re signing the papers soon.” “Oh wow… *gathers back manners* congratulations!”
Saturday I attend Girlfriend B’s wedding dinner Child status: Nil
Sunday I promised i’d follow Girlfriend C check out her dress for her wedding that’s coming up “Guess what?” “What.” “I’m pregnant!!!” “…. 0_o … *big eyes* Seriously?” “Yes! I’m two months pregnant!” “Ohmygod! When?! HOW?! (okay. so ‘how’ is such a stupid question. forgive me i was being kancheong.) But… you’re not married yet!”
Okay, fine, she’s going to get married la But there seems to be a trend going on that women are getting pregnant before getting married here… She agreed, “Oh totally,” before naming me four people off the top of her head who’s done that in the past half year
I, on the other hand, am noT falling into this whole pregnant/marriage thing I’m NOT It’s not like the ‘Bags ‘n Shoes’ thing No no no no no
After viewing the dresses, we all went for lunch “Oh, i need to go to Guardian,” she thought out loud “Oh. Me too, to get stuff that will avoid me getting pregnant!!!”
You know when i’ll stop complaining? When one of you name your daughters after me Then i’ll stop okay.
C’mon… think of the charisma surrounding the name ‘Joyce’ ‘Fairy’ would be even BETTER.
I’m a bit late cos the sale started on1st March But managed to snag so many exquisite skanky pieces With 70% off, little thongs were at 9-13 ringgit… See-through corsets for RM70… Satin slips for RM30…
This will definitely be one of the best ROIs ever.
Gossips Boutique @ Bangsar is also having sale this week onwards but i haven’t had time to check it out yet Probably shouldn’t -_- Too dangerous
I had MickeyDs (i caught on calling McDs that, thanks to FoxyLisa. Bloody Canadians.) for lunch In the car yesterday While Tyler drove (phew) I keep on getting headaches while driving
Then during field training at night, NotYourAverageJoe drove I swear, of all the people on the team They HAD to pick the two most sesat people to pair up
“I hope your directions are good. I barely know any KL roads. “… mine’s really bad…” “… Die.”
Me and NotYourAverageJoe. In Cheras. Driving around these areas i’ve never laid eyes on in my life.
“Joe, lock the doors >_< “
We’re so sheltered thinking that the way we live, talk and work is how every other Malaysian does When we’re really the minority Or as NYAJoe puts it, “We’re the minority of the minority.” We’re the lucky ones who got a fair head start thanks to our parents ๐
We wrapped up at 11pm and i went to The Loft @ Zouk to give Mooky his birthday hug and kiss Got chastised for having a red wine, “Red wine?! Who the fuck has red wine at Loft?!”, “Shut up. I’m tired and sick. Let me be.” Then i fled as other people started arriving
Yani: Where you going?! Me: Home… Yani: It’s not you Me: Wait la… next week i’ll be better :p
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Ish i lari topic again
I wrote the title – Sick of Mickey Cos i wanted to link this site for ages and always forgot And it’s saving my ass right now cos i damn tak larat to go out and get food and pizza and McDs just won’t do
From 35 (or more?) restaurants Straight to your door
Another link that is a total waste but a really fun site is this MYSO one From what i gather, it’s for the mall that Cineleisure is linked to What i don’t get is… how do people find out about the site if the link doesn’t pop up when googled? -_-
Remember The Movie? –
All Dogs Go To Heaven.
It’s inevitable that when it happens, we’re bound to ponder from different aspects You could have spent more time with her You could have fed her something different You could have sent her elsewhere You could have given her a last hug
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i don’t even know what to write actually Cos i’ve not gone through your loss yet I don’t know how it feels to lose a dog
And though one day it’ll come – as its inevitable For now i can only imagine and share your pain I’m sorry
