Totally terbabased last night Had so many flamings… Woke up in friend’s guestroom Left my expensive shoes in another friend’s car… Mark said i’m really heavy for a little person >_<
Got this sms from RyanMukati
“Dearie… i just read your most recent blog entry. And it breaks my heart that you have to hear this from me… But the cacat two thousand megs that gmail is giving you IS EQUIVALENT TO TWO GIGS you bimbo! Somemore want them to ‘upgrade’ you to 1 gig ey? – pats you on head – “
I laughed straight away while lying down on the kitchen floor. Yeah. I was recovering by staring at the kitchen ceiling. It’s very therapeutic. You should try it.
Anyway. Yes. He’s right. And. All the alcohol is killing my brain cells. I mean. Look at the way i’m writing now. All short phrases cos my brain isn’t functioning for shit right now.
I might go hiking later. And i tersaid “Where are we going hiding?” Hiding okay. Maybe i should hide instead of hike.
Thanks to everyone who came and thanks also for not making me go overboard and terbabas Being safe, i wore pants and a non-slutty top in case something popped out But i was fine!
Ok i cheated a tad I had water till 10pm then people started making noise, so i had whiskey, wine, guinness and god knows what else
Making a fairy wish
Seeing you all last night made me realise how i’ve not been seeing you enough in the past months! Must make more effort to have a proper sit down dinner and talk to you separately
I’ve been having a great birthday so far! Woke up early, went for a girlie lunch and did our nails together… Yup. Me and Kevin.
I’m so proud of him, i managed to canoodle him to lose his manicure virginity at Strip I laughed so much all afternoon and it’s all feeding my brain with happy hormones!
Eh How La -_-
Does anyone know how i increase my gmail storage to 1gig instead of its cacat 2 thousand something meg i’m at right now? I can’t even send emails out unless i get rid of my ‘sent mail’ history… which i don’t want to cos i’m always digging up old files and things i send out for work
I’m going through heaps of Bali pix now cos one of the expat mags want to buy some shots off me And i never put them up on my blog due to lack of time
I remember taking this pic below after the wedding rehearsal
I just really like the angles in the one above
“You’re Just A Baby!”
Been hearing that line SO MANY times over the past week
“So what disgusting age are you turning to?” “24.” “You’re just a baby!!!” “….”
-_-
“How young will you be?” asked Reena “24.” “Omg you’re just a baby!”
-_-
“How old are you turning again?” “24.” “Shit. You’re so young.” “Okay wut…” “You’re so younggggggg, i was 24… eight years ago.” “Eight years is not that long.” “What are you talking about, eight years is a long time.” *blek* :p
You know what, i won’t even continue writing down all the conversations cos they’re all almost exactly the same
-_-
So i cannot whine about QuarterLifeCrisis or any of that shit cos i’ll get bitchslapped
The only one who literally calls me ‘baby’ is DreamerCyn cos she says i’m the baby in the group She always goes, “Baby, how are you getting home?” or “Baby, you going TAG tonight?”
Actually… it’s quite nice also la hee hee, to be sayanged and spoilt by them
Eh. I said drink *to* the fairy okay. Not *with* the fairy please. Everyone is saying how they’re going to bring me down.
0_o
1. I would love to be standing at midnight 2. I would love to remember everyone who came 3. I don’t want to pass out at 1am like last year and then the party really started when AhHoong they all took to the decks
This year got no decks. But there will be a multicoloured bar
I’m so happyyyy!!!! *hugs self*
VinceSkyrocker was going through my camera and saw this picture “Where’s this? It looks really familiar…” ” -_-… it’s your bar you dumbass.” “OH! No wonder the things in it look like i’ve seen them somewhere before…”
Fail.
Isn’t that sake container cool? It has a hole for the ice to go in to keep the sake chilled without diluting it. KenDD told me its name. But i forgot. As usual .
Once A Conman, Always A…
I think that this has been happening so many times that we’re just not too surprised anymore Seeing that i experienced “Catch Me If You Can” first hand as well, i’m just glad to have that experience actually To know that there are people like that out there And not to be so gullible. And trusting.
I Felt It In My
Fingers, Toes and Thumbs
I smsed someone yesterday that it was going to be a GREAT day and i could just FEEL it in my fingers, toes and thumbs I can’t explain it, i was all happy boppy chirpy
Then suddenly my mood took a dive in the afternoon
I thought the birthday blues were hitting me as they always do every year And i really can’t explain it, i just feel useless, down, deprived, relive bad episodes in my head, rethink what i could have done differently with my life, the people going in and out of it, etc. Just plain. Emo. It’s damn weird and usually nothing i can do about it, but wave it away and move on
Then i went out with KhaiLee It was really impromptu I’ve known him since we were in school but just never had a proper sit-down talk and dinner Plus he went out with my cousin so i used to see his blond head in my aunt’s house now and then But we just never really TALKED.
We got really excited talking all these things that i almost toppled myself over into the pond at The Curve But that whole conversation really got me up and running again
I finally have some sort of idea where my life might be heading But i’ll keep it all to myself now cos i don’t want to jinx it and i want it to work so badly
Superstitious side in Joyce – 1 Emo-ness – 1/2 Happy Clappy Chirpy Boppy – 2498759
Ok you can tell i’m damn hyper now, time to go out!
I was planning out my time strategy for the afternoon I wanna get a pedicure But damn i need to email in my work today Hmm do i have time to go for the pedi first, cos then later it might be crowded But i shouldn’t cos i really must send in the work first…
And then i thought,
“Holy Cow!”
Just bring my work TO the nail salon. Don’t know why this never occured to me before -_-
Feeling like a spoilt princess, i decided to get a pedicure and do my work at the same time on my laptop I usually waste time reading magazines or on the phone while having my nails done
But now
I can do my work! Talk about multi-tasking. The massage during my pedicure got so good that i didn’t want her to stop and requested that i pay her more for a longer massage In the end, the owner brought out their reflexologist and Christ, she’s doing a DAMN GOOD job as i’m typing this!
Oh oh! She’s squeezing my toes now… whoa… i’m SUCH a massage fan, it’s like multiple orgasms…. I swear if you tell me you wanna show off your massage skills to me, i’ll happily plop myself down in front of you and let you raba me for the massage slut i am
They Stream Your Cash
I went for lunch with the Banker Boys today I’ll call them Banker Boys for anonimity cos their bosses think they’re out meeting clients for lunch and not a fairy instead
They got emo cos i suggested they remove their work tags lest they tarnish their company’s name in a nice restaurant.
I fetched them back to their office in the city Stupid comments that show no gratitude for transportation –
“Hey! This is the first time Joyce is driving me!”
“Shit man. There’s no seatbelt in the back, how ar?”
“Turn left.” Damn soft okay. Couldn’t hear him saying it. “Left! LEFT! LEFT! Not right! You know your left from right or not?!”
Constant guffawing and no respect for a girl’s privacy whatsoever – going through my glove compartment, finding a tampon and going “Ooh! Sweet.”
Yes ladies and gentlemen, these are the men handling our finance.
