Updates! FoxyLisa’s having a girl! So excited!!! She’s going to be called Clare (LokeCheng wants an ‘i’ in the Clare i.e. Claire. But we think without is more classy.)
LokeCheng: If it’s a girl, we’ll call her Clare. Me: Ooh! That’s a nice name! LC: Yeah. Don’t steal our baby name! Me: Oh my god la! I’m not even attached let alone married let alone pregnant, steal what baby name!?
FaiTheMai’s got a new Mr. T mohawk haircut MaryBerry’s curled her hair I’m still Little Miss Cherryhead
Almost had an accident today because this asshole tried to run me off the road. Serious idiot. Chermaine and i were on the way to this Harper’s Bazaar/Kanebo spa thing at Starhill and i overtook this dude in a black van-like car. Okay so i don’t know my cars for jackshit. I signaled. I looked in the mirror and it was fine to overtake.
Then he goes to the left lane and bloody knocks at my side mirror on purpose before speeding off! Chermaine was all “Oh my god, what’s he doing?!” and i refused to let my car go further to the right cos all the orange divider poles were there.
I was quite the shaky la after that, but i caught up with the ass to check out his number plate. Seriously. What kind of cruel idiot would try to run people off the road and cause an accident.
So busy can die. I did my running around and met up with FaiTheMai at about 2 am last night at AHR. He dragged me to Cynna and Atrium. And woke up between Basil and i in Ascott. Drunk somemore want to party
By experiencing pain instead I went for my first brazilian wax today I never did it before, not because i adore a fancy garden, no!, but on the contrary.
“Try it,” my regular manicurist would urge as she nonchalantly files my nails down to a square shape. “It won’t grow back as much.” “Er… ugh…. i want to but… i just cannot tahan growing it to 1cm la!”
So after many failed attempts at growing it up to a cm (it’s torture okay. i just cannot stand it.) I finally got it up to a cm (not that i measure la okay. I just agak-ed) and went for it.
It was…. not as painful as everyone described it to be. “Ask them for something for you to bite on so you won’t scream,” advised a girlfriend. “What… that painful ka?!”
I didn’t scream at all in the end Just squirmed slightly and particular points of time “You can take the pain ar, alot of customers cannot the first time they do it,” Corrine said (i think that’s how its spelt) “Uh huh…” i replied, thinking that my tattoos were visual justice that i could take pain.
There were two types of waxes. The first gel-like one strips off the longer hairs, whereas the hard pastel green wax does the rest
The most degrading
was when i bared my ass to her. I mean… i’m a pretty open person, don’t get me wrong. I even wanted KinkyPugKevin to follow me for my first time (he refused of course) “Wanna teman me?” “WHY?!” he almost-shouted and our friendship was on strain, “Can’t you ask Kanch?!” “No… cos she’s homophobic…”
End of story was he’s too gay to tahan seeing my pun in his face.
So i went alone.
Shit i forgot why i came to this part in the first place. So, i was saying i’m a pretty open person, yeah?
But it’s hard to maintain dignity when a stranger holds open your ass cheeks to check whether there’s any hair there to remove them from your ass crack.
So yeah.
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I go to Strip 28 First Floor Jalan Telawi 5 Bangsar Baru 59 100 Kuala Lumpur Tel: 03 2283 6094
All their services are open to men as well. Upon bombarding the girls working there, they say that a decent number of men who go for waxes as well, primarily Malay and Chinese. I guess if Indians go, it’s gonna cost a bomb cos then they’d have to strip the rest of their body. Takkan just have an empty patch down there
My lovelies and i had the same day off So in a jiffy, we all decided to round up the goods needed to have Taboo night!
It took us two hours to get everything -_- Two hours okay. We convoyed in three cars – DhanyaTheMonkel and SpankyCammy in the first, leading the way for Steph and i Those two chatted so much and didn’t pay attention till they missed a turning and we got on the highway to Sungai Buloh *slaps head* I just drove to Sg. Buloh earlier that day for paintball with Gobi & gang
After two hours, StephTheVolcano was ready to go home and pasaut. I was slumping over in my seat feeling like strangling them.
But we finally got everything we needed. Banana caramel liqueur. Taboo. Shiraz. Bailey’s. Nasi lemak antarabangsa. Corn on the cob from the same dodgy road. Big Apple donuts from The Curve. Seaweed + wasabi flavoured chips.
Lugged it all to SpankyCammy’s penthouse in Ampang (we only have use of it for one more month!) where we spent the night talking crap, laughing and forgetting most of what we laughed about till 6 in the morning.
Remember the ‘happiest picture ever’ when we went to Bukit Tinggi?
Yeah. You picked the higher log cos you’re so small :p
2004 in 1U (i know right.)
You and FoxyLisa slutting it in the backseat
Early 2004
End 2004
Three years later, we don’t drink every other day like we used to we don’t frequent Atmosphere every Saturday and run off to find each other every time Shiny Disco Balls comes on cos it’s Lisa’s song! we don’t travel off together for getaways and raves anymore Lisa doesn’t wake up with my breast in her eye anymore you don’t whine to me that you hate being called mafia we all went through the stages of finishing college, starting work, and changing jobs one of us is hitched and pregnant another is living with her other half and the last is single and slutting blogging it
Tonight @ Marmalade
Actually… you two look almost the same 0_o I’m just the one always changing my hairstyles
Cheers baby girl. You’re not a baby anymore even though you’re the youngest amongst us three. Cos a real baby is on the way
But you can tell her/him your (crap) Bobo bear stories I can tell them my (marvelous) fairy ones And we both can tell them how naughty their mum was back in the 2000s
