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Saturday June 30, 2007

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The Support Of The Exes.

‘Twas nice… that in a brief time of mild depression, two of my exboyfriends came to my aid decked with things that i needed.

ProGermanAaron helped me run an important errand.

AdamPoserPan dragged me out for ribs in Tony Roma’s and we drank (yeah the bugger drinks now) wine and vodka together.

We caught up. Confided who we’ve both been dating here and there. Moved on to another bar where he had whiskey cokes and i, lychee martinis that were bloody strong! We laughed heaps, danced while sitting down, played chai mui. Wiggled, sang and rapped in the car. Played cards.
He gave me a pep talk that i shouldn’t be down and that i was amazing and made me cry bla bla bla

Thanks darling. You perked me up heaps.

Wednesday June 27, 2007

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Hued Have Thought It?

Did KelvinTSD write that line… i slit my eyes reading the title of the press release
Sounds like something he would

Went for Dell’s launch of their latest notebooks, desktops and wide screens
I took more notice of their notebooks then anything else
Not that i could help it, cos the notebooks were the only products where they had dancers prancing and parading them down a stage

They have many happy colours!
Themed to go with different types of people
Come, i’ll play a guessing game now


Alpine White + Sunshine Yellow

Lemme guess, the guy in white is prollie a corporate anal type, drives a noisy car and a bit of a poser
The yellow girl was all chirpy in her dance, like Little Miss Sunshine, prollie a bit ditsy and gets her gum stuck in her hair every once in a while


Ruby Red + Spring Green

The girl in pink flashed me some butt cheek from where i sat
I blinked hard twice, diverted my eyes to the right and thought, “Aiyiyi… this is a bit too much in the morning for me…” 0_o

The guy in green did some kung fu action.
He prollie also meditates half his free time.
And abstains from too much sex.


Jet Black (matte, so it’s not jeng, phew) + Midnight Blue

The goth girl was damn ganas. End. I don’t want her to come beat me up.
Blue dude did some break dance action.


Espresso Brown + Ruby Red (Rubyrubyrubyruby!!)

Brown dude is the chilled out, j-smokin dude. But then again, he’s in a jacket. Hmm.
Girl in red shops at Topshop.

After writing down the colour names for the notebooks, i think they could learn a lot from OPI
Instead of Ruby Red, it could be Rocketeer Red… or Double Decker or something
Okay i just remember those two names cos they’re the ones i have most often
The rest my memory tak boleh jalan

We’ve packed these new Inspiron and XPS systems with features like widescreen displays and colors choices to help customers experience the high definition lifestyle they seek,” said Pang Yee Beng, general manager, Dell Malaysia. “Customers also tell us they want great design and performance and we have responded with the new XPS M1330, the world’s thinnest 13.3-inch notebook.”

Ha, what?
I just heard ‘world’s thinnest notebook’.

“Did you know, Sony launched their thinnest notebook in the whole world. But it only lasted 24 hours because after that Dell swooped in. It’s like, nice try, Sony. But too bad.”
– anonymous fair chinese man with black shirt on today

My blog ain’t for writing specs.
More *here*

I was trying to convince KelvinTSD to be my manager cos he’s fantastic
“I need someone who’s passionate about me,” i leaned my elbows on the table and looked up cutely at him
“… i don’t know how you expect people to respond to you when you say things like that. -_- “

Beef For LIFE OKAY!

PassedOutBen didn’t sign the contract
I even took 5 minutes of my precious time to actually type and print two copies of it out
Even threatened walking in without him and if he tried following me, i’d go, “Help! This weird guy is following me! He’s been following me since i parked my carrrr!!! I think he wants to rob me!”

I didn’t in the end.
He was staunch with his decision and said i could get arrested for forcing people to sign documents.
Mm-hmm.

ANYWAY

The movie is awesome!
Maybe hardcore Transformer fans will boo me, but for someone who thought O.P. turns into a lion… i loved it!
There were parts when i just looked up the screen going, “Phwoar… this is fucking awesome! Yeah!”

I told POB that there’s this part in the trailer where a little girl is carrying a giant My Little Pony
During the movie when that particular scene came on, i thumped him hard to make sure he noticed, “Ben! See the pony! See! It’s a my little pony! See! See or not?!”
He didn’t budge and just slit his eyes.
Like this la:  -_-

Bugger la you Ben.
Come i slut you off!

Catch PassedOutBen spinning at Zouk this Friday night at 1am with KokWing (i think you’re going to kill me… i can’t remember your nama dj glamour…)

Tuesday June 26, 2007

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So It’s Not A Lion.

Everyone’s been going cuckoo the past few months on the release of Transformers
I *am* looking forward to it too, though admittedly, i barely remember the cartoons i used to watch and the only interaction i had with the characters was playing the toys with Nick when we were little

Wee Joyce: Let’s see who can make the robot change the fastest!
Wee Nick: Okay
*click* *clack* *bzzzt* *clack* *clack*
Wee tongues bit in concentration.

Yeah. Something like that.

When i was hanging out with the girls two weeks ago, they even decided to come up with Transformer names for each other
Mine is… urm… i’m not going to write it here la
I made the mistake of casually telling a colleague resulting in them making fun of me for half a day

PassedOutBen was grilling me on the phone about the robots
He seemed pleased that i knew the Decipticons, Autobots and a few individual ones

But he lost all faith when he asked what Optimus Prime turns into
I didn’t know crap and banged only

“A lion.” i said macam confident saja

“… A LION!??!?” he balked incredulously, “You think Optimus Prime turns into a LION?! Then the other one what, turns into a squirrel is it?! You think this is Animal Farm ar??”
I giggled uncontrollably.

He asked me to try and get premier tickets for us to watch, so i said okay
I called him a few days later, “Hey Ben, guess what.”
“What.”
“I have *two* tickets to watch the premiere for Transformers… one’s for *me* and the other one is for someone who’ll sign a contract saying fairies exist!”
“What?! I’m not signing some stupid contract.”
“Oh ho hum… then i guess i’ll bring someone who will….”

We argued on MSN.

“Stop wasting time making fake contracts!”
“It’s not fake! It’ll be printed out in black and white and REAL.”

So how Ben?
Sign the contract… don’t sign the contract….

Monday June 25, 2007

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I Came To The Conclusion

That the reason for the run of bad luck i’ve been having lately is due to my feng shui
It’s the feng shui that’s fucking me up.

And something must be done about it!!
So i got to throwing out and tidying up my room yesterday
Ah… the rare occasion that happens, my entire family observe in amusement all the junk i conjure up from that space that is called my room.

So many things that i don’t need (i.e. crap) that are given at events and are too wasteful to throw away.
I just chucked all of that into a paper bag for my mum to give away or use herself
Found facial coupons worth RM300 that i forgot about and expired two weeks ago -_-
But! I found one of the 1Gig CF cards i lost a year ago! That cost me RM300 at the time i bought it okay.

I watched Human Traffic seven years ago in Edinburgh and don’t remember shit
Attempted watching it the other night
Failed somewhat


Saturday June 23, 2007

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I Took It Slow Saturday…

Somewhat.

Already tired myself out grandly at events on Thurs and Fri night
So Sat was a small get together at Haze’s

I decided to wear a top sponsored by Tres Chic  in Bangsar


Leaving Haze’s place at 1:30 am
My red leather shoes trying to make friends with YC’s green and black pumps.
In my bag was a promo CD of Haze’s new track.
Mario didn’t feel special anymore after i got given one too -_-
And there weren’t enough for YC so she voiced out that it will be found in the pasar malam soon.


Meredith


Mario


We went there for the twins’ birthday
As well as to show face to PrincessMin who was part of the Jakarta clan


Haze played his new track in The Loft that night
It’s called Freak.
I say ‘damn layan’.
But he’d say ‘dope’ instead.

So There

It’s true. No matter how much one embraces singledom, there will be those rare nights when you wish you had that someone, or perhaps just *a* someone, to hold and pasaut.

I don’t know why i’m getting so emo nowadays.
I had my second hangover of the year a few days ago
LaughingLoga said i’m getting old.
I asked him to shut his trap just because he’s an uncle himself.

I cannot talk about that certain thing.
‘Cos when someone brought it up tonight i was on the verge of tears.
I’m just not that sort of person.
My beliefs are so different, and so is my aim in life.

I logged unto Friendster (which is like, *bimbo voice* so 6 years ago dude)
Randomly read through some old testimonials people wrote me
And i realised the most meaningful one surfaced from the more unassuming writer

Little peasant, kept untrimmed with
thorns, hidden deep in the pool of
menace, so yet undiscovered. Cinderella
by a touch of rebellion, moving faster
than anthrax, eminence of Joan the ark.
Amazingโ€ฆ

If you don’t understand it, i don’t blame you.
‘Cos i didn’t either, till i was explained it.

I’m so tired. But i still feel like partying (fenging in front of pc here). But when i was at the party i felt like passing out.
What the hell’s wrong with me?!