I bought a Happy Bunny poster book from Borders (by Jim Benton) The lines in there are hilarious! Going to stick them up and give them away.
All these cute rabbits with lines like:
“Don’t blame me. I was born awesome.”
“Don’t let it bother you. I’m cuter then most people.”
“It’s funny how i drive you nuts.”
“Not listening.” *rabbit closing ears*
“Nobody’s perfect. I’m as close as it gets.”
“Please place all questions in the form of a compliment.”
“Skool makes you sooper smart.”
“Focus on learning? Let’s focus on me.”
“I’m not stuck up. Awesome people just seem stuck up.”
It was wrapped when i bought it and while flipping through the colourful book during tea, DreamerCyn commented out of the blue, “This sounds like Dik Hau. And this page too. Hmm. Almost all of them.”
I almost killed myself laughing. Because it was so true.
I have been very good and refrained from getting anymore piercings or tattoos for three years. Especially tattoos, cos i don’t want my body to be like an overdone canvas. Not banging EddyTheCanvas okay! I love all his tattoos. Just that i can’t think of anything else i want (except fairies) and POB said a fairy playground is overkill.
After removing the piercings on my upper ear years back (cos an exboyfriend hated metal so much) i finally got the industrial i wanted done for so long.
Couldn’t get it earlier cos PiercedWalter isn’t based in KL anymore and he’s the only one i’d let pierce me, especially after this woman almost killed me when she fucked up my navel piercing. He finally came back to KL for a bit and i ran off to get it done.
As i was lying on my back in Borneo Inks, i actually felt… well, nervous. I couldn’t believe it. I have high threshold of pain! Why the sudden trepidation?!
“I think… i haven’t done anything for so long that i’m nervous wei!”
He told me that the lower one would hurt less then the upper one. I begged to differ. Maybe ‘cos i haven’t anticipated it for so long that i wasn’t used to it anymore. For a second, i lay down there thinking, What am i doing? I think i’m too old for this.
“Okay, now i’m going to pierce the upper one okay. Take a deep breath.” I breathed in and went, “Lalala… think about fairies… yup… fairies flying… fairies flying in the forest… happy fairies flying in the forest…!!”
PiercedWalter just layaned my babbling. He’s prollie used to my rubbish by now.
Anyway it was done in ten minutes and i shot off for a food review.
Earrings from stevensunny
It’s going to be quite mah fan to take care of it… i feel so anyway. Can’t sleep on that side of my head, have to put a few drops of some liquid before i shower, have to dab it with dry cotton buds after i shower, can’t use mobile phone on that side (which is the ONLY side i use to talk on. I don’t know. My right ear is unfriendly with the phone.), have to make sure noone accidentally thwacks it drunkardly (else i’ll box them right back. Or. Make them buy me a drink to lessen the pain.), have to make sure *i* don’t kenakan it myself.
“Yeah, you can’t sleep on that side for 6 months.” “SIX MONTHS?! Six months is freaking long wei!!!” i shrieked like gila babi.
Went for KLue/Apostrophe thing at Central Market Annexe Results were out for the best entries (they got a whopping 8,500 entries!) and 16 finalist entries were converted into art pieces
SueThePixie + GentingKevin
Happy Birthday Sue! Betcha having a grand time humping holidaying in Bali right now.
Marcus + SueThePixie
Benji, KhaiLee + Marcus
They’re posing at KhaiLee’s 16-word entry which made it into an art piece. Benji + Marcus designed some of the lot. Benji – “So you see right, we got the idea from baby napkins!” Check out his artist explanation pose. (Obviously i just made up what he said)
RezaSexyGrin + moi
AnotherAdam, Ven, Irman, FlirtyFi, Josephine
FlirtyFi and me
Some of the other pieces up for show
They’re all really interesting and on exhibition till Sunday I’m not putting up pictures of the rest of them so… you will have to go there and check them out for yourself!
I Went For The Cut-Caking
While at the Apostrophe event, EnvyMira asked me on the phone, “Come for our cut-caking at The Loft at Zouk tomorrow!” Cut-caking? Sure. Why not
EnvyShah wishing for many many hot models to suck up to editors. *cough*literally*cough*
Super Lap Sap right! Haha!
Fairy kisses for the birthday queen!
It was Ishaq’s birthday too!
*And* Azril’s (i just met him that night tho) Alia B bought the belgian choc birthday cake. Long time no see SharonDilirius
VictorG, Shah (pretending to be) avoiding alcohol
I’m wearing Shah’s glasses for kicks. Doesn’t suit my face leh.
EnvyMira, FlirtyFi, Nain, EnvyShah, Megat
PrincessMin!
And then before i knew it, the lights flickered on and i thought, “Crap… weren’t we supposed to leave at midnight…”
Fail.
Okay. So Tomorrow Right…
I’ll be one of the judges for the Animax/Astro fashion design competition in 1U Drop by if you’re free to sibuk then after that you can potter around and try not to shop too much So evil.
At 9:30 onwards, i’ll be guest-bartending in Attic at Jalan Bangkung (Bangsar) alongside Joanne Kam Poh Poh
It’ll be a riot. I’ll make such strong drinks no alcohol company will ever ask me to bartend again.
200-(sea)Horse Powered
“Joyce, what is this rubbish seahorse thing you emailed me?!” KelvinTSD blared me. I’d been forwarding Save The Seahorse petitions a few weeks back. “It’s to save the seahorses!” “I’m more concerned about the increase in petrol price okay. Unless you tell me that chucking 200 seahorses into my fuel tank is going to run it, i don’t really care about the seahorses right now!”
I imagined 200 wee seahorses flying into the fuel tank and it was so ridiculous i started laughing.
Stupid. There’s nothing wrong with saving seahorses okay. What if you were reborn as a seahorse and noone gave a flying fuck about you?
I Macam Nak Mati Ok.
Rushed in meetings and things. Wrote from 9 till 10:30 I’m so retarded in churning out an article nowadays..! Was so much quicker last time.
Went to celebrate Shah and Ishaq’s Birthday at The Loft Meant to fetch home FlirtyFi at midnight.
Reached home at 5 am.
0_o
So busy. Wanna post up pictures before meeting. No time to superpoke everyone back sorry!
I couldn’t take how tired i was and knew i’d fall over if i didn’t nap before going out with DatinTini tonight for work. So i napped an hour. And dreamt about Burger King. I woke up with an aftertaste of swiss mushroom in my mouth.
Mushroom… Mmm… Cheese melted on the swiss mushroom… Mmmmm…. With the beef…. MMMMMmm….
I looked at the time – exactly an hour before GentingKevin picks me up for the Apostrophe event
NickIsTaller banged into the bathroom and i wondered whether he’d teman me so he can sit in the car while i hurriedly bought a set. “Hey Nick?” I knocked urgently on the door. It opened a crack and he popped his head through. “What.” “Are you busy?” “Yeah.” “Really… hmm. Like, what do you have to do la?” “I have basketball at 8:30. Why?” “You see right, i was dreaming about BURGER KING! And wondered whether you wanna teman me go buy at 1U…”
He gave a super mata sepet look.
Him: -_-
Me:
“Go to the drive-thru la. Haiyo.” “Oh yeah! :p Forgot about there. >_< “
I can’t believe i was so enthusiastic to drive all the way out just to buy BK. Maybe BK has some bomoh thing going on where they kenakan people to dream about eating it…
*
DatinTini and i were walking back from our super late lunch break. “You know what we should do? One day, we should all gather together and just hang out, you know?” “Yeah, that’d be nice.”
She went on about when and where, whilst i had this idea in mind that she was going to finish off her speech with how we’d all bond and be a close snuggly group of colleagues. The result wasn’t what i expected…
“… bla bla bla then we drink until we pengsan.”
I laughed freaking loud in the Lot 10 food court.
*
DatinTini called me on the phone. “Joyce, what’s L-O-L?” “Laugh out loud.” “What?” “Laugh. Out. Loud.” I repeated. “Oh! Haha! I thought it meant Lots of Love!”
* Besides that, i’m trying not to let work kill me. Told someone i felt like throwing myself off the office pantry window unto the main road below. But the office damn cun. They put up metal barricades to prevent people like me from doing so.
