I Think God’s Okay With Me.

“Do you think God likes you?” asked LaughingLoga
“Well, yes…”
“Because you don’t bother Him?”
“Yes.”
“So you only talk to Him when you really need something.”
“Hmm, well, i only bother Him when i need something really urgent… like the internet is down during a deadline. Or when i can’t find my parking ticket or something.”
“Hahaha, idiot.”
“And… i think there’s not only Him there… there are the Others too… so it depends Whom i feel like asking something for in my head. Besides, i’m not sure whether He’s mad i believe in the Others too.”

I do believe in the other Gods. It’s even written on my Facebook profile (Ish see. Facebook again.)
I even have a figurine and pendant of Lord Ganesh as i’ve taken a fancy but i can’t explain why.
How do you explain an ifinity with a person, a God, a feeling, an object, a particular day?
I think my mother would freak out that her cradle Catholic daughter buys Hindu religious objects.

But back to why i think God’s okay with me, because i don’t bother Him with alot of small meaningless shit, then i don’t take up His extra time right.
I do thank Him for things now and then. Actually, alot la.
And can you imagine all the spam He gets from everyone who bugs him about every darn thing?

“God helps those who help themselves!” chirped LaughingLoga.
“Exactly!”

Too Awesome To Not

Yuda Bustara from Jakarta got an awesome picture taken at TAG
Facebook is fantastic, i can check out everyone’s full names and who they know so i can gauge where i met them all!

I’m amazed at my own balancing ability on one leg

Will blog about my 24th and a half-th birthday party at Atrium later

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Tiffing With Tan

My brother and i dashed out of the house to fetch PugKevin
Daddy: Where are you going?
Me: I’m bringing your son over to the dark side Partying at the Loft
Daddy: Idiot *pokes me*

I twirled around upon command to show DoorBitchIvan my new stockings i got from Garden in Midvalley
Ivan: You kids nowadays. Wearing all these funny things.

I introduced NickIsTaller to him
Me: Ivan, this is my brother, Nick
Ivan: Hi brother.
Me: -_-

Su Ann is shocked with the utter size of… the drinks.

AdrianMak. Why la so serious.


Stripey happy people…
I think i cannot nickname people by the mags they’re with…
Now that April has left Juice, i can’t very well call her JuiceApril anymore
So salah
Should i steal Kevin’s nickname for her? – AprilPikachu


moi and CherubicCho
Cho bought me a hot dog.

Odin

Zedeck holding up Care condoms
Edwin at Sole What gave some to Cho and me.
And because i have no use of them, i gave some away to Alet and Zedeck.
Don’t meraba without the rubber, dudes.

This is what you call maintaining…

Gary + AdamPoserPan

This is what you call *not* maintaining…

KLue editor John + GarfieldChak

Mei Ling’s birthday coming soon!

Daytime: Businessman, PR manager, senior designer, producer
Come night: Total misdemeanor

“OI! HOLD STILL LA! I WANNA TAKE PICTURE!!!”


Lainie *so* does not know how to take pictures -_-
You have to look at the camera Lainie
*snaps fingers* Here
Oi, hereeee

Ah Xu gave me this long cloth thing (shucks i don’t know what to call it la) at Lap Sap last time
And to tag my brother up for the night, i chucked it over his neck
“It feels weird…”
“It’s supposed to be like that la! Trust me!”

 
ExSmellie (phew)

I went downstairs to recover cos i didn’t eat dinner  >_<
Left my brother alone in the Loft and went back upstairs to find…

Him dancing on the sofa with Kevin

 
VannesaMuk, CherubicCho, NickIsTaller

John!

SueThePixie + Cheryl
We’re going to buy Cheryl a bra for Christmas -_-

 

James + Phoebe + Adam Poser Pan

Marcus is drinking beer. Really.

See.

Not lying.

Lying would be EnvyShah. He came to lie down on us.
I was nicely sitting on the sofa with two other people when Shah came stumbling over, “Sayang… i need to sit down.. so sorry, can i sit down…” and plonked himself on one side (we didn’t mind of course) and put his feet up on me. -_-
So we got up and let him have all the sofa to himself.

The title is because I argued (not seriously la) with KancheongRichard aka Richard Tan last night.
Over a guy.
Who looks like a girl.
Who made out with so many people i’m declaring him Snog Slut of TAG.

I haven’t made out with a guy in public since… F1 week. And that was April.
And that i don’t remember, so it doesn’t count if i don’t remember..? >_<
Anyway.

Zedeck came up to me and asked how many girls i’d kissed last night already.
I said four. Then he was sort of hitting on me and i said, “Aren’t you gay? You’re so gay!”
“I’m not gay! I’m straight!” (i’m still giving you purple anyway cos i think you’re gay or something)
“I don’t believe that!”
“Want me to prove it to you?”
“… Erh no need.”

He gave up and made out with some other girl till they fell onto the dance floor.
And still continued making out.
Wild champions.

I was still flabbergasted he’s straight.
“He’s gay right? He’s SO GAY!!!” i screamed to Lainie, who’s as straight as a pig’s tail.
“Trust me. He’s straight.”
“No wayyyy.”
“TRUST ME. HE’S STRAIGHT!”

And Zedeck is an awfully cute boy, who yes, looks like a girl, which is probably why i made out with him…

And then. Richard Tan. Sat on the sofa beside us. And gatal-gatal want to make out with Zedeck also.
 

And Zedeck complied!
I balked and dashed off in a huff.
Came back and scolded him, “How can you not say you’re gay! You just made out with Richard! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!”
“He asked me to and i didn’t know how to say no!”
“This is how you say it – NO.” -_-
“I like making out with guys sometimes.”
“…0_o… Okay wait. So you’re straight, but you like making out with guys sometimes? That’s ridiculous! See. We could never work out. We just kissed once and we’re fighting already.”

And then. Richard Tan. Came back to the sofa again. And tried to make out with Zedeck again.

So i guess Zedeck must be feeling all that, cos so many people want to snog him.
But i still think you’re bi or something.
Like Cho said, it’s like someone saying – “I’m straight but i happen to like sucking cock.”
But Lainie is still on your side insisting you’re straight.

Was talking to IceCalvin bout it:

Then i spoke to you Lainie about it too. See. You’re my current obsession.

I’m sorry but i don’t think we’d work out la.
To think you like making out with men too… i don’t think i could handle it.
I’d get too stressed out okay.
x_0

Sigh. And you’re so cute too.

Disclaimer: I don’t really care what everyone’s sexual orientation is la. At the rate everyone is going, straights, bis and gays all mixing up and making out (plus you can’t tell anyway cos straights can dress gay, or gays can dress straight), it doesn’t matter. The lines are all a-blur.

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Kai Kai

Went to check out and take pictures of Garden in Midvalley to post up.
Felt punk, so dressed punk today, instead of my more maintain office clothing.
Fit in so well in new franchise 2% that owner Annie came out to introduce herself.

Didn’t feel i fit in at the cafe outside Isetan when CherubicCho bumped into friends there.
We had eclairs, choc fondue, cream and mini tarts with champers since 5 pm.
They talked about property and opening new restaurants and i kept quiet.
Why? Cos i know nothing about property.
So i just daintily sipped on my champagne whilst listening politely.

Will go to TAG in an hour.
Where i belong ha ha.

Brought NickIsTaller out with me last night. Everyone was mighty fascinated to meet the brother that belongs to me.

“He’s very kwai yeah, not like you,” said Cho
“-_- What do you mean?!”

“Your brother is so handsome!” squeaked EnvyShah
“Eh… he’s straight okay, don’t scare him please!”

Well he must have had fun cos he’s decided to follow me out again tonight.
“Yay! You can drive!”
I’ve always been the one maintaining sobriety and fetching people recently, so it’s FANTASTIC that he can fetch me home safely.
I should have thought of this earlier.

“I’m bringing him over to the dark side,” I told PassedOutBen
“Oh my god.”

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A Note Of Love

Kept on forgetting to blog about this
Finally, after hearing LinusTheFrog aka Linus Chung tell me over lunch how he picked his actors, how the shoot went, and how broke he got spending his savings making his film, it’s out in the cinemas!
Only at GSC

Check out details of the movie and the trailer here

I am SO DEFINITELY going to watch it!

Being Politically Correct

I woke up this morning cos of some phone calls and couldn’t go back to sleep after.
If i could choose, i would’ve slept till later cos i really need the rest, but i guess 8 hours is plenty compared to my usual 5/6 hours.

Suddenly thought about something this girl said to me at Puss In Boots @ Attic a few nights ago
“Are you Malay?”
“No… my name is Joyce.”
“Oh! I thought you are Malay! How come you’re hanging out with only Malay girls…”
I looked around my group, not even realising that everyone there was Malay. For the plain fact that it wasn’t even an issue.
“… 0_- … What’s wrong with that?”
“Nothing, nothing! Just don’t usually see a Chinese girl with only Malay girls.”
“……”

I told MadcapperSa what she said.
Sa: Isn’t she being… politically incorrect?

Then middle of this week, this girl commented i look awfully young
“You look like you’re 21!”
“I guess it’s my baby face,” i smile
“No… not only that, it’s your baby fat on your face as well!”
“…. 0_o…..”

Not that i’m the most tactful as well though.
I said something socially abominable to someone a few months ago.
Told a few friends about me putting my foot in my mouth.
“You said what??! You said that!?”
“Yup *hangs head in shame* “
“You didn’t!”
“I did… *cringe* “
“What did she do?”
“She… was very gracious… just had a frozen smile on her face… i tried to cover up after that la…”
“How to cover up.”
“Kinda tak jadi la…”
“Fail la you.”

Hmm yeah. So sometimes when people say tactless things to me, i just remind myself of that time i said that baddddd thing. And realise that sometimes, people say things that are offensive but they mean no harm.

Unless they do it multiple times then confirm fuck off la.

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