One of those rare times i’m super semangat to post up damn a lot of pictures kau kau.
I wanted to go away to Tioman for the long weekend, but decided to stay back in the city to finish up some work and sort out the boxes outside my room.
Ended up, the work isn’t ready for me to take on, and the room issue…
(today) Daddy: Outside your room ar… Me: Yeah, i know… i meant to do it this long weekend… but i lost the plot.
Daddy: What do you mean you lost the plot? You writing a storybook is it? Me: -_-
Urm, well, this is how i lost the plot.
Friday:
Haven’t taken a daily dress shot for ages. So dragged ClaudiaOnCrack to take one with me.
I’m wearing another one of those vintage finds i got from lapsap junksale and altered.
Seems to be my most rewarding shopping activity of late, cos looking for nice prints and sending it to alter, resulting in a dress that NOONE else has touches ten points for shopping orgasm.
At night i rushed from city centre to DikHaHaHau’s apartment, where his best boyfriend ever (Mr. Dax Lee) had planned (cos he’s got the apartment keys), decorated, cooked dinner and invited a small group of friends over for Dik’s surprise birthday party.
The surprise tak jadi sangat cos Dik saw some of our cars outside >.< and the letters ‘THDAY’ (for the end of the birthday sign) when he opened the door.
Eve was adamant that her mojitos had to be made.
All us girls went on a cocktail-making rampage after that, mixing diff alcohol and syrups to form ‘our’ drinks.
Mine wasn’t too bad, i chucked a shot each of grey goose, bailey’s, malibu, strawberry syrup and yogurt.
I tried to layan Levy’s but… it curdled like vomit :p
Sorry babe. I tried to like it, i swear i did.
Fiona hiding.
Eve, Eileen + i
Levy, moi, Julie, Ivin
Levy and Ivin thought it was a brill plan to buy a man a giant teddy bear for his 34th birthday.
And someone thought it was a brill plan for Dax and i to pose with giant teddy bear as if we’re walking our kid to school.
Alcohol makes you layan stupid things.
1/2 of Dik
… that made me think of a dik and half…
Sounds damn salah.
Saturday:
Saturday night was officially Night Out With PassedOutBen, where we’d planned to catch up over Japanese buffet dinner and drinks (equals one bottle) at Somo.
Because i didn’t drive, i drank without having to worry about staying sober, and ended up talking damn a lot of rubbish to AhHoong and Nick.
>.<
I remember POB was trying to make me shut up going, “Don’t listen to her, she’s drunk.”
Well, if i can remember that then i wasn’t that drunk right!
Though i do remember enough that i told him the next day he should have taped my mouth.
SpankyCammy was there too and we played charades.
My team totally trashed her team’s ass.
Sunday:
I wanted to catch up with MaryBerry and called her the moment i woke up.
Her croaking “Hello?” hinted she was still in bed too, and despite us not calling each other out for ages, i simply went, “Still want to sleep, or want to go eat?” “Hmm… food sounds good now…”
So i picked her up and we went somewhere quiet (omg the jam at all the shopping centres are insane on a public holiday!).
Feeling the need to replenish cells i destroyed from drinking the night before, i had chicken salad, celery juice and mashed potatoes at Marmalade in Mont Kiara.
MaryBerry had the kid’s pasta.
Then i had to throw her off in Bangsar to QueenKanch, before going to pick BigBearHaze and Vic up for a pool party at Marketplace. Mary: Don’t say throw! Make me sound like rubbish! Waaa…
Remember how i ate healthy food and greens for lunch to be ‘healthier’?
That all got shot to shit one hour later at the party with all the beer and jagermeister bombs we had.
Victor
Bob
I watched the balloon-filled pool outside with earnest while having my drinks.
The guys kept on egging me to go in and i didn’t want to, going, “Mmm.. shy… i don’t know anyone in there…”
After a few more drinks there’s no such thing as shy.
TaiYong + i = the Squat Squad
As we were squatting there, a feisty little cowgirl pranced in front of us…
Tasha
Super racist joke of the day – Gian to Baba – “You’re like, a well done… Kanye West!”
I laughed till my mascara ran and i almost fell off the corner of the sofa.
Yeah i had to censor the face la… it’s super hancur cannot make it.
Quite shy also.
Maxi dress from lapsap junksale at a steal for rm58
Yeah, so party party party, finally showed my face at home on Monday afternoon.
“When did you go shopping?” asked DidiBuli, as i showed her two new dresses that had been delivered to me in the office. “I didn’t… i *cough* got them online… while i was surfing… >.<“
You can keep the internet girl away from the stores.
But you damn well can’t keep the stores from the internet girl.
I saw these psychedelic crazies on Honey Pumpkin last week, and even though they were *sold out*sold out*sold out* (god, the way she writes it is so… final and depressing), NadiaPumpkin ordered me the orange and pearl ones. Tankius
I call them my magic dresses.
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Roads in KL
There have been two things that are recently more of a pain lately regarding the roads in KL.
One are the potholes.
Is it just me, or are there bigger and more potholes of recent?!
Ashley said it’s because i’m driving a new car.
But i swear i never cursed and avoided so many potholes than i have been for the past few months.
Second, are the insane traffic jams that have been taking place of late (i think its due to merdeka stuff, Ahwin thought its cos of a riot).
Making my way out of the city for meetings and back are such a PAIN in the ass.
I can take the waiting but i hate how i waste time in the jam.
Music makes it bearable and almost, enjoyable (if i’m taking a slow drive home).
There was this moment when the sun was glinting off roofs of stationary cars, MGMT was playing and i couldn’t help playing director (layan diri in the jam la y’know, what else am i gonna do :p)
I showed DidiBuli and she said i’m asking for an accident.
I said i was going at 20km/h la!
*looks at sky guiltily*
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Streething Plays Dirty
On another note, ThatGirlCynthia smsed me while i was at work, saying she saw a picture of me next to someone’s pubes on Streething.
0_o
Those sort of announcements give you a bad feeling in the pit of your tummy.
Accompanied by thoughts of, “oh gawd… please don’t let it be something really bad. nah… it won’t be that bad. how bad can it be?”
It’s not SO bad.
What happened was, hell, all i did was go for Lapsap at the Loft Zouk on Wed, put on James’ (AdamPoserPan’s friend down from uk) cap on for a bloody TEN seconds, someone shoved a camera in my face, i went something like, “hey… no pictures..!”
And then see what happens.
A picture of me wearing a cap that reads “Play Dirty” goes up online next to a picture of some dude’s pubes sticking out of his jeans.
I play dirty? Streething plays dirty!
(i’ll get you back for this…*mutter*mutter*plot*plot*)
You know what this is called?
It’s called – Damn Misleading Dot Com.
Singer/songwriter/owner of sexy lips/all around sweet guy – RezaSexyGrin aka Reza Salleh has been snapped up by young aspiring actress.
Very sorry to the Reza Salleh Fan Club.
I can almost hear sighs from chicks all around KL as they read this.
God i can’t stop laughing as i’m posting this.
A bunch of us trooped down to KLPAC to watch ClaudiaOnCrack aka Claudia Low act in After Our’s last night.
The play was quite shocking and i enjoyed watching something that really pushed the boundaries here in KL.
Hmm i got quite offended when some high school boys were making gagging noises when the gay scenes came on though. :p
After the play, we hung around for Clauds to come out but i swear, she took so long cos all these fanboys wanted to take pictures with her.
I saw Helena and as i was hugging her, asked, “Oh, are you involved in the play?” cos she seemed to know everyone around.
She went, “Hmm, well… i directed it…”
This is the part i want to bang my head on the wall cos that’s how blur i am.
Anyway, if you’re not away during this long Merdeka weekend, you should go watch it (it runs till Sunday).
You get to see Clauds sit in bed topless.
…Okay fine, with a duvet covering her front.
But you also get to see a girl fingering Clauds.
…Okay fine, they’re ‘acting’ but erm yeah, it was still very visually impactful.
I think my favourite actors for this play was Clauds (cos of shock factor) and Nick.
Tried blogging about this last night but after two Guinnesses, i passed out at my pc till 4am.
Blog also tak jadi.
“After Our’s is an edgy relationship comedy about several couples from all walks of life having troubled conversations after sex.. It’s a humorous, yet honest look at the complexity of modern day relationships.
Through witty dialogue and compromising situations, the play takes us from the beginning of a relationship to the aftermath of one, examining every stage in between while somehow finding humor within the drama, heartache and confusion of it all.
All the couples that is presented are of different backgrounds. They include sex with an ex, sexual exploitation of a friend, coming to terms of homosexuality, teenage experimentation and one night stands. Each segment is interesting in their own right, as they reveal raw emotions and pain.
With the variety of scenarios and emotions, one is likely to find a segment that strikes a familiar chord in their own personal lives.”
Lesedi Halahala (omg i love his name, Sarah and i can’t stop laughing), Joy Lynn Teh, Alia Nabil, Helena Foo, Claudia Low, Nick Davis
George Bull isn’t in the pic
Haha do something different and go watch it this weekend. I only paid RM25 for my ticket.
*looks at sky guiltily*
