Nov 1st
“It’s NOVEMBER! YAY! WE CAN PUT UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!”
“What? No. It’s too early. Nobody puts up their Christmas tree in November. We’ll do it in December.”
“Really? No… why don’t we just put it up anyway? Then we can look at it for more months out of a year and get its worth!”
“No! 3 months to have the Christmas tree up is too long!”
“Hmph.”
Nov 6th
“Baby!!! I saw the Toys R’ Us people putting up their Christmas deco today!!!”
“….”
“SO. It’s time to put up our Christmas tree!”
“Noooo we’re not a shop! And it’s Toys ‘R Us la, come on.”
” ๐ “
Nov 10th
*walking in Publika*
“LOOK! That shop has put up their Christmas tree!!! EVERYONE is putting up their Christmas tree!!”
“Ahhh it’s a gift shop, of course. No, we are not putting up our tree.”
“But THEY DID IT!!!”
*in bed at night*
“Guess what baby. Marion Cotillard switched on the Christmas lights in Paris TODAY. SO. Even YOUR PEOPLE have put up their lights and decorations!!!”
“What? No. You must be mistaken.”
I shove my phone into his face, “See?” *pushes obvious picture of Christmas lights in Paris into Clem’s face*
“No no, you must be reading last year’s article.”
“No i’m not! It says 10th November 2012!” *enlargens date and proceeds to shove phone again into Clem’s face*
“Nope. Nope. It was last year’s decorations.”
“Whatever you suck.”
Nov 11th
I spotted a picture of Oxford Street that Yishyene posted on Facebook.
“GUESS WHAT BABY! LONDON HAS PUT UP THEIR DECORATIONS TOO.”
“Oh jeez.” *rolls his eyes*
“WHY?! The whole world has put up their decorations! It’s OBVIOUSLY TIME to do ours!”
“No. No. We do it when i come back from France (on 23rd Nov)”ย *steps back into bedroom and shuts the door*
WHY IS MY BOYFRIEND SO ANTI-XMAS DECO!!!!!!!!!!!
Related blogpost:ย *our tree-buying episode last year*ย -_-
