I bet you’ve never had anyone say that to you before.
But i have!
I was in Fat Spoon when Chak asked me to turn around,
and said the aforementioned.
Turning my head around to squint down at my bum,
i pulled a panda sticker off my back.
“I, erm, have animal stickers on my car ceiling so sometimes they drop off and i guess this got stuck to me…” i tried explaining to his grinning face.
He’s used to expecting the unexpected after knowing me for years.
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Ok yes i should have worn make up but i felt like letting my face breathe that day i.e. lazy