Phone rang. I picked up.
"I met someone."
"Wait, i feel like we're in a movie right now when you say that to me."
"At the auditions! She's funny and hot and bla bla bla, she has a dog! Auditions are a great place to meet people!"
"I'm happy for you!"
"Yeah! I'm on the way to meet her for drinks now!"
"Now? Wait, we're supposed to have dinner -_-"
"I know, but you're busy right? You're always busy!"
"Fucking hell, last night you bugged me like shit to have dinner with you tonight and now you're ditching me!"
"I love youuuu"
"You know what will be funny, if she suddenly has a fungal infection after you discover how amazing she is."
"WHY would you say something like that?!"
"Because it's happened before. Go have your dinner."
"BYE! I love you!"
And thus, i'm sitting at home.
Writing this post.
While my friend is out with someone he potentially has fallen in love with.
And my new phone doesn't have all my contacts in in yet, so i have no numbers to call people.