A cockroach does not an emergency make

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ǝoɾ ƃuıʞ says:
urgh joyce! u really gotta stop bringing food to my room
there’s a huge frigging ugly cockroach in my study

*Fairy* says:
waht what?!
it’s not ME!
ǝoɾ ƃuıʞ says:
and these mutha fuckers are damn smart
they only come when YOU are not around

*Fairy* says:
you’re the one who drops food!
YOU’RE THE ONE who drops MAMEE on the BED!
ǝoɾ ƃuıʞ says:
its in my study!!!

*Fairy* says:
i eat stuff like burgers asnd maggi and NEVER DROPPPP
ǝoɾ ƃuıʞ says:
its near your maggi mee
urghhhhhhh
what am i gonna do

*Fairy* says:
oh (remembers unopened packet of maggi mee on study table)
ǝoɾ ƃuıʞ says:
im freaking out
arrrghhhhhh

*Fairy* says:
LOL
ǝoɾ ƃuıʞ says:
what LOL
its fucking ugly

*Fairy* says:
i’m sorry, but i’m not going to drive 20 minutes just to kill a cockroach for you
just kill it la aiyo
all that muscle and a wee lil cockroach scares you off LOL

He didn’t reply me after that
Don’t know whether he ran off or dropped dead from fright

2 Responses to A cockroach does not an emergency make

  1. lisha says:

    i’m sorry to say, i totally disagree. cockroaches ARE a matter of emergency!

    offer me a million dollars to stay in a room with cockroaches, and i’ll tell you to keep your money. lol. *shudder*

  2. JoyceTheFairy says:

    lol ok you can go join his club
    damn i’d take the million dollars!

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