Better Detergent Than Crap

Comments (13) La la la

Been super busy (yeah what’s new) with heaps of meetings, writing and events.
And with Detergent Man as well >_<

I told him he’s called Detergent Man on my blog.
“What? People will think i’m anal! Nobody knows it’s me right?”
“No, so it’s okay isn’t it.”

Ten minutes later:
“… Can’t you change my nickname?!”
“Nope. It’s stuck. Nobody gets to change their nickname… except for Mary last time…”

He gave me this superemo ‘godammit’ look.

“Why do you smell like detergent again?” I forgot what he told me the night before.
“Because i forgot to buy my usual body wash… so i had to use some spare one.”
“Oh, okay.”
“I’m buying some tomorrow.”

Two days later he still smelt like detergent.

“You still smell like detergent…” i sniffed him.
“What? But i’ve got my body wash already!”
“Dunno…”
“Is it my perfume?”

Then he ran off to spray his perfume on his wrist to let me smell.

“Yeah… it *is* your perfume..! Haha! It smells like detergent though.”
“… Well it’s very expensive detergent!”

So emo -_-
I know you’ll read this, i really don’t mind okay.
Don’t emo :p

13 Responses to Better Detergent Than Crap

  1. x says:

    Fairy – really pleased for you.
    I hereby self-appoint myself blog cheerleader –
    to positively counterbalance that asshole of a blog heckler.

    Feeling protective of my favorite blogger is all.

  2. supamamia says:

    DETERGENT… he’s all in your head till u spelled it wrongly? Heh.. Good luck!

  3. Irene says:

    love is in the air… (^^)

  4. zac says:

    it should be THAN?

  5. ron says:

    the ‘a’ and ‘e’ are swapped, is that some secret code?

  6. Nicholas.C says:

    I’m with Irene…

  7. mj says:

    No code she always uses ‘then’ instead of ‘than’ :p

  8. JoyceTheFairy says:

    x: which one you referring to? blur…

    supamamia: yeah man. becoming retarded. i spelt it right theh post before >_< mj: aiyo yes. becoming retarded. again. change.

  9. gale says:

    lol, i want to know what cologne he uses

    first time visiting, must say i love the design of your blog. it gives off a very spunky and energetic feeling

  10. Mae says:

    So, what’s the brand of the detergent smelling fragrance? Hahahaha…

  11. sm says:

    hey there joyce

    am an avid reader of yours since last year and i notice that you have a couple of tattoos. was wondering if you could give me a few pointers on where i could get my first from? i live in pj and i was hoping you could help intro a good parlor nearby?

    also, how do you get the designs of your tattoos? do you design them yourself or did some one else? or is it already pre-printed?

    thanks so much for your help! ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. JoyceTheFairy says:

    gale + mae: er… i think better not say la :p

    sm: i got mine from Borneo Inks, all three of them. They’re superb and great at designing. Very professional. My tattoos were done by Simon and Eddie, but they have a sister as well – Lina. I got the designs off my Peter Pan storybook tho… ha ha so i hope no one else thinks of taking the same picture, they were drawn by this British artist.

    Borneo Inks – 03 2300 1151

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