Tuesday September 19, 2006

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Exactly a year ago, i looked 16
I think the increase in stress has diminished any misconceptions of that by now
*click*

Two years ago… oh GOD i looked so different
0_o  *click*

It Was A Trance-like State

When i found myself with a plastic bag in my hand
Huh? Who? What happened? Ohmygod i bought a dress
I mean seriously, all i had to do was walk from Dome @ Midvalley to the carpark upstairs without buying anything

Then i found myself walking involuntarily into a shop
Then i found myself pulling on a dress to try with POB nagging me on the phone that Ken is going to mengamuk if i’m late
Then i found myself scrutinizing it thinking, ‘But oh! it’s absolutely lovelyyyy’

And then… fail.

I think God implanted some gene in (most) women to just lose it when they shop.
Like really really lose it. Forget about bills, having to go to the doctor. Forget credit card bills.
Hell, if i had a kid, i’ll be thinking, “It’s okay! I can buy the dress and the baby can live on diluted milk for a month and it’ll be okay.”

Then when i showed POB the dress, he said it looks like it came from Alice In Wonderland
-_-  I almost hit him.

Oh yeah, today is GarfieldChak’s birthday!
I think he turns twenty…eight?


@ Cynna’s 1st Anniversary last Wed


Some Manners, Can?

I was a bit moody from having to layan people and this person whom i think is a real freakzoid from hell came up and said hi
Actually. She didn’t come up and say hi.
More like she whacked me on the arm to catch my attention
I was so annoyed i felt like whacking her back.

Who the hell hits people on their arm to say hi?
I already saw her and we happened to be walking towards each other
We’re not in primary school anymore!

Allah i’m just emoing la.
I just imagined if one of my editors came up to me and whacked me to say hi, i wouldn’t be bothered by it

But its different! I bet none of my editors will walk up to me, whack me and stand there with a half smile, blinking away

And then she had to stare at Smellie and me hanging out
So weird
We both noticed it

“Don’t you feel weird knowing she’s sitting there staring at us?” asked Smellie
I put my lips to his ear, “YUP.”



Losing The Plot: Case #23489

I was proudly telling POB about my old friend who’s coming back to KL soon and how i hadn’t seen her in years

How we were close in Form 2
How i changed school but i’d try to meet up with her at McDs in SS2 before tuition
How she’s an absolute sweetheart for sending me stargaze lilies for my birthday one year, and a gorgeous necklace the next
How i’m a god-awful friend for not sending her anything at all
How i screamed and woke up in excitement when she called me last week to tell me she’s coming back
How i said i’d slap her if she doesn’t call me cos i MUST buy her dinner
How she’s studying medicine

“Oh my god. No wonder now only she finished studying,” POB said, looking to the heavens

“Yeah, she last told me she’s working in a pharmacy part time or something like that, oh my god!” I banged the table, “This is why you have friends who are doctors. Cos then. She can prescribe me cough medicine!!!”

“…. you know. The story was having such a nice ending… Then you lost the plot.”

“Mwahaha… mwahaha…” *crazy plotting laughter*


You Know I’m Serious

KinkyPugKevin smsed me:
I’m sure you know Superbar and Lied are performing in Laundry this Friday and you won’t FFK *friend’s party* on me right?

I replied:
Yup. I’m all yours Friday. Swear on fairies.

He smsed back in glee and told me who he’s fantasizing about -_- so i didn’t reply after that 
But yeah. You know i’m serious when i swear on fairies.



16 Responses to Tuesday September 19, 2006

  1. FireNgel says:

    “I think God implanted some gene in (most) women to just lose it when they shop. “

    Hahaha luckily you put the “most” in there. Disclaimer kaukau.

  2. Anonymous says:

    “I think God implanted some gene in (most) women to just lose it when they shop. “

    Hahaha luckily you put the “most” in there. Disclaimer kaukau.

  3. aishoz says:

    show me the dress! wanna c it!

  4. Anonymous says:

    show me the dress! wanna c it!

  5. tiasonrisa says:

    Buying a dress you fall in love with even when the moolah is pulling at your left ear for even comtemplating the thought, is a lot like having break-up or make-up sex:

    You just gotta have it.

    (Says the girl who went crazy buying 15 dresses in August alone.)

    -tia-

  6. Anonymous says:

    Buying a dress you fall in love with even when the moolah is pulling at your left ear for even comtemplating the thought, is a lot like having break-up or make-up sex:

    You just gotta have it.

    (Says the girl who went crazy buying 15 dresses in August alone.)

    -tia-

  7. nightstar says:

    lolz we all know that shopaholic feeling and omg he does look like garfield..this chak guy..and lolz.. swear on fairies ehs! josh & i saw a fairy calendar the other day and we both instantly thought of u…!tsktkstsk.. u OWNED the word ‘fairy’ already…dammmn jealous cos i luv fairy too..;p 

  8. Anonymous says:

    lolz we all know that shopaholic feeling and omg he does look like garfield..this chak guy..and lolz.. swear on fairies ehs! josh & i saw a fairy calendar the other day and we both instantly thought of u…!tsktkstsk.. u OWNED the word ‘fairy’ already…dammmn jealous cos i luv fairy too..;p 

  9. JacqueVogue says:

    hi Joyce! ive been reading ur blog quite often n i think its nice!

    i saw u in Forever 21 just now, i think u were talking to the staff there or something n yeah, ur the hottest fairy ive met! xD

    kudos with ur blog!

  10. Anonymous says:

    hi Joyce! ive been reading ur blog quite often n i think its nice!

    i saw u in Forever 21 just now, i think u were talking to the staff there or something n yeah, ur the hottest fairy ive met! xD

    kudos with ur blog!

  11. ChakOnn says:

    ARgh. I do not!!

    my nickname on this blog was solely because I once ate a large piece of salmon by dangling it over my mouth…

    Just for the record…

    tsk.

    Joyce – can I change my nick? PLease? I pay you ten bucks k?

  12. Anonymous says:

    ARgh. I do not!!

    my nickname on this blog was solely because I once ate a large piece of salmon by dangling it over my mouth…

    Just for the record…

    tsk.

    Joyce – can I change my nick? PLease? I pay you ten bucks k?

  13. Chak: Ten bucks only? yerrrr so cheapskate. Haha.
    I want to see the salmon trick!!!!! πŸ˜€

  14. Anonymous says:

    Chak: Ten bucks only? yerrrr so cheapskate. Haha.
    I want to see the salmon trick!!!!! πŸ˜€

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