Because Garbage Is Cool.

And Junk Is New.

Last Wednesday was the launch of brand new music magazine – Junk.
Held in Laundry (KinkyPug’s most detested place), i had a quick dinner with the mai, the monky and the queen before rushing there.
I rushed because SuperstarAdlin said freeflow was gonna finish at 9
>_<

Upon signing in at 8:30, i got a cute tiny mini (it was damn small la) itty bitty little button:

It was just to differentiate who was invited for the launch so that we could get the first issue for free there
The fuchsia button was so cool, one of the bartenders wanted it too
And because he’s so nice and always remembers my name when i took ages to find his out, i gave it to him and went pottering back to the table to ask for another one

Everyone got many many Heineken coupons! 
And because they all had to be redeemed by 9pm, everyone was rushing and i was wondering and wondering where  to place my beer so noone would steal it
It didn’t help that everyone was offering to help me finish it -_- “i dowan your help, okay” making me all paranoid
Seriously la… i felt like a squirrel hiding her nuts -_-

I had seven bottles  and called the mai to come and share the love

At one point i heard SuperstarAdlin saying on the mike, ” *somethingsomething*.. alcoholic fairy carrying a bucket of beer around!…*somethingsomething* “
Spoilt my cover for hiding my nuts, Adlin

Okay, truth is, Art Director Irman and Superstar/Associate Editor Adlin were talkiing to Publisher Adrian about their new baby
I only have one picture of them and Adrian looks really awful in it…
And any employee with a shred of brain matter knows that putting a bad picture of your ed up will result in an ass whooping. Or in the least, a joking-like telling off.

So (with my bad photoshop skills) i chucked a fairy giving Irman a flower there

Doesn’t it look apt?

The Deserters…:

FYI, each issue is RM10 and with the CD, its even lagi value

Besides an Ass Ed, there’s…

Check out their online website!
Very very cool

*Junk Online*

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The People Around Me

Make My Life Interesting.

And Vice Versa. 


“Joyce, do you. Or do you not. Know the way?” KelvinTSD asked as sternly as possible
We’d already been squabbling like an old couple from the moment we met up
“I know! I know okay! Turn rightttt@@!!! RIGHT!!!!” i shouted
“OHMYGOD LA. YOU cannot just tell people to turn right when i’m already 2 seconds past it!!!” he screamed at me.

At least we got there right.
Though it took kinda long.

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“You really have to do something about your memory,” said AshleyTheMonkey
“Omega 3!!!”
I really want Omega-3 for Christmas
“No. You need something stronger then that wei.”

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“This is my fuckmobile,” POB pats his car lovingly, “But its still a virgin.”

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“You know, when you said you wanted to get a snack, i thought you meant a bun or something,” GarfieldChak said, looking at the two pieces of KFC, mashed potatoes and coleslaw i carried around with me.

It *is* called KFC snack plate wut…
*big innocent eyes*

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Gay Media Friend is complaining about something
His sexual orientation is unbeknownst to Straight Editor Friend, who goes, “You need a girl.”
I grin inwardly, watching the drama unfold
GMF keeps a straight (no pun intended la, i swear) face and says, “I need a lot of things.”
I choke into my beer.

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I was having dinner with my family and was the only one who ordered wine.
Daddy: So. How much *do* you drink everyday, huh?
Me: Er… one… or two glasses…
Daddy: Everyday??
Me: Er… sort of *cough* yes.

Genius brother opens his mouth
Nick: Not counting the weekend!

I shot him just-you-wait look
Me: *mumble* Smartmouth
Nick:
Daddy and Mummy:  

Erh, ok time to sleep. I’m done with work for the night.
Smellie is up for the Morning Show already -_-
Our sleeping times are so screwed up