I went to my godbrother's birthday dinner just now.
I somewhat dreaded it because i haven't gone to church for almost a year.
As expected, i got confronted by an auntie like so...
"Long time never see you ar... have you been overseas studying?"
"Oh. Then don't you come to mass?"
"Erm... Er... Ah...." cos i always party and never am able to wake up. cos i start disagreeing with alot of things they say in church.
At another point, i was happily helping myself to the wine and noticed on of the girls from church looking mighty bored.
"Drink wine!," said i.
"I don't like wine...," said she.
I gasped. "With alcohol, you'll never be bored!"
To which there were retorts from other church friends...
"You're gonna be shot by lightning, i swear."
"Stop influencing her, Joyce."