Line I Did Not Need To Hear
“Sometimes, i don’t change my umderwear for two days. It doesn’t matter cos i’m not having sex anyway.”
Say what!?
‘Twas A Busy Day
Monday
Dread
I did some articles till 8am and forced myself to go sleep cos i had to wake up at 10:30 to do other work
Looney distracted me quite a long bit at 6am, as did AshleyTheMonkey on MSN
I have so much i want to bitch about today but… remain professional, remain professional
*repeats to self*
>_<
Fuck damn hard, cannot tahan
Will probably write about it and save it elsewhere
So disappointed in something that i was always faithful to
But when i needed a hand in something, there wasn’t any
So many ‘somethings’ in the sentence -_-
…..
…..
Okay…
I just sat on the pc chair and thought about my long day
And i so cannot even write about it -_-
Let’s just skip to dinner
So i finished interviewing someone and sourcing for more stuff at Bukit Bintang
5:15 pm
Major traffic time in the city
So i met up with my KinkyPug for dinner at KLCC
Being the 3rd of the month, most of the mags are out already
And we sat there for ages (unintentionally turning to) bitching about the new covers out, who’s in what fashion spread, who looked fat, who did a great styling job, which mag suddenly looked so good, which was dying, which died already but are still on the shelves, what secret new mag is coming out soon, what eye-hurting photoshoots we saw, etc
Smellie couldn’t join us so he joined us on the phone, which i didn’t quite fancy cos my batt was so low, it was going to die on me at any given second
It’s been a long time since us three were all out together, yeah?
I went back home and crashed for an hour cos i was so tired
Woke up to continue doing some article till midnight when Smellie came to pick me up
If i ran on my own timetable, i would have chosen to crash till 2 am, wake up and continue with work
But we really wanted to see each other so… do work and suffer a bit first, spend time till he falls asleep then here i am procrastinating for a half hour before i start my stuff again
He has religiously started drinking his weight gain milk shakes again
First, he blends in a giant scoop of some sweet-smelling powder with choc milk
Then he pours the thick ooze into a giant flask
Damn alot
I heard the blender going off
* b r r r r *
And peered into the kitchen
“Ooh, blender!”
I had forgot that we even have a blender
“Yeah! To blend my shakes.”
“And cocktails too!!!”
He stared at me like as if i want to curi his stupid blender and walked to the sink
I tried a sip of it, quite nice actually
But it didn’t seem so nice to me after he said it’s 1,700 calories a cup
0_o
So after that i merely resorted to dipping my tongue into it and whirling it around just to annoy him
He’s being very angelic lately… i’m wondering whether there’s something he wants -_-
Went to buy all the stuff i need for the bathroom
Poor boy got confused with Neutrogena Deep Clean without pump and the one where you have to press out
So he got both -_-
“Aiyo, why you get both? If dunno get one only la.”
The chinese auntie wheezes out of me
“I didn’t know which one you wanted, so get baby both.”
“Waste money onli.”
More chinese auntie wheezing out
He bought some wet wipes, the type to get make up off your face too
See, i don’t even know what they’re called
He wants to store them in the fridge so they’ll be cold 
“And they say girlfriends are pesky for keeping make up in the fridge.”
“I’m different! I have to wear make up at night!”
Do you see the pattern here?
The weight obsession, the blender posessiveness, the cold facial products…
Who’s the one wearing the pants now, you tell me
Eeww. EEEEeeeeWWWW. Gross. I’m glad I don’t know who said that, haha.
Eeww. EEEEeeeeWWWW. Gross. I’m glad I don’t know who said that, haha.
keke
haha..
yier
keke
haha..
yier
Fuck damn hard, cannot tahan
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Fuck damn hard, cannot tahan
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
As quote by Chobs:
“We share a BIG skirt.”
nope. we don’t wear the pants….
As quote by Chobs:
“We share a BIG skirt.”
nope. we don’t wear the pants….
“Sometimes, i don’t change my umderwear for two days. It doesn’t matter cos i’m not having sex anyway.”
AHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!
I hope I didn’t say that while I was drunk yesterday morning.. or did I? HAhahahaha.. don’t think so, I change my boxers everyday!!!!!
“Sometimes, i don’t change my umderwear for two days. It doesn’t matter cos i’m not having sex anyway.”
AHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!
I hope I didn’t say that while I was drunk yesterday morning.. or did I? HAhahahaha.. don’t think so, I change my boxers everyday!!!!!
haha so ur more man than he ish and he’s more woman than you are.. perfect balance ;p
haha so ur more man than he ish and he’s more woman than you are.. perfect balance ;p
*ahak*
-_- SO BIG FONTS SUMMORE……..
Wanna kena smack is it?!
OMG i sound like Kanch….. Damn pei.
*ahak*
-_- SO BIG FONTS SUMMORE……..
Wanna kena smack is it?!
OMG i sound like Kanch….. Damn pei.
Ick! Having sex or not, still need to change underwear. What happens if you are in an accident and the doctor has to see you in your yucky underwear, how to flirt with him then? ( and that’s the auntie in me, Chinese or otherwise : P)
Ick! Having sex or not, still need to change underwear. What happens if you are in an accident and the doctor has to see you in your yucky underwear, how to flirt with him then? ( and that’s the auntie in me, Chinese or otherwise : P)
gosh~ is that all you use?? neutrogena deep clean? u don’t sleep, u drink alcohol like it’s plain water, n u do everything else but ur skin is still perfect!!! u’re damn lucky!!!
gosh~ is that all you use?? neutrogena deep clean? u don’t sleep, u drink alcohol like it’s plain water, n u do everything else but ur skin is still perfect!!! u’re damn lucky!!!
Brownish spots in the undies.. yukss… hope he pangsai got no water and toilet paper!! HAHAHAH
Brownish spots in the undies.. yukss… hope he pangsai got no water and toilet paper!! HAHAHAH
looney: hee hee dont so paranoid
nightstar: haha maybe in some ways babe π
kev: stupid……. i dunno what to say! you kantoi sendiri!
Cyn: oh the accident threat haha
blpy: i moisturize too….
cheehooi: YUCK CHEE HOOI!
looney: hee hee dont so paranoid
nightstar: haha maybe in some ways babe π
kev: stupid……. i dunno what to say! you kantoi sendiri!
Cyn: oh the accident threat haha
blpy: i moisturize too….
cheehooi: YUCK CHEE HOOI!