About a year ago, i dreamt about Loowee
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Exactly two years ago, i went to AishozCravesCoffee’s house
And took many kitten pictures!
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Fairy Vs Football Part 3


“I’m going for the Rainforest Musicfest soon! Yayyy!!!”
“Yay!” *fake layan yay*
“Yay!!! *don’t care* Are you gonna miss me?”
“Of course i’ll miss you baby… When’re you off again?”
“July 7th to… 10th or 11th i think.”
“Hmm… oh my god! It’s World Cup Final then! Yes go, go!”
“… -_- … So you’re not gonna miss me at all.” *stony voice*
“Of course i am!”
“Liar.”

Oi. Part of the plot to go for holidays without the other half is so that they miss you and appreciate you more.
My plan failed.

Fairy – 0
Football – 3

At the rate this is going, i’ll be nil and football will be 2354151 65454135 by the time World Cup is over

At least i still layan okay
Last night i watched the first half (hears gasps all around, What?! Joyce watched football willingly!?!)

Yes, i did.
Nothing la, just watched the first half of Brazil Vs Australia and tried to layan
I have to watch football in order to cuddle -_-
Damn sad

“Abit boring right the game…” *watches ball go to and fro without much happening*
“Yeah… this isn’t a very good game.”
“Huh.”

Then this morning, i don’t know what time it was but it was freaking early!
His phone beeped
“Who’s that?”
I don’t know why i bothered asking, usually i don’t ask
“Oh,” he mumbled sleepily, “It’s the football scores from last night.”
“What?! So early ma hai…!”
“It’s not me! It’s Maxis, they send it!”
*growls and goes back to sleep*

“I’m twenty two now! I’m OLD!“
“Shaddup. How old do you think the rest of us are huh?”

We spent Sunday afternoon having a quick lunch
I didn’t have any clean clothes that matched at the apartment so i went there looking like a real retard

Orange-trimmed bra under a transparent white top, green slacks and my NY superstars
0_o
I know right

I can be shameless but not *that* shameless so i bought a top and changed into it right away

Listened to SuckBallLouis storytell his drunken escapade
Took a video of QueenKanch bitch about some stranger, football and compliment herself in 40 seconds
Damn fucking funny, really wanna put it up but will figure it out later

Just realised that Smellie and i haven’t had a day off since… last last Sunday
Eh wait, i was working last last Sunday as well
0_o
I don’t remember anymore
Time and days seems to merge into each other that i can’t believe it’s almost mid-2006 already

Damn busy la
Lots to do
Many meetings tomorrow
Below is stuff i wrote some time back

Long Time Ago…

It was Saturday
A nice warm Saturday
Well i’m sure it was warm outside, i on the otherhand, was happily snuggled in the air con room with the curtains drawn, buried in pillows and duvet
It feels so fucking great to get over a strangling work week and not have to deal with any shit till Monday

I had turned down jobs for the weekend, my first time ever doing that
I don’t know, i just didn’t feel like it, i feel like i always take every job i can shoulder
And for once i was telling everybody ‘no, i’m sorry, i already have plans… yeah, nope, really can’t cancel them’, ‘i’m not going to lie to you, i really doubt i can write that for you tomorrow, so you should find someone else to do it instead… yeah… sorry, good luck!’

A weekend all for me. Me me me.

The sun was shining! i’m sure it was outside
I felt great! and lying in bed felt even better
Boyfriend is on the way home with gorgeous fattening fried chicken for me to gobble…
The world is a fabulous place!

Boyfriend came home and handed me the carton of food
“Yum!” i cried out greedily like a little imp
“Yup! Chicken for chicken!”
He calls me Chicken Little. Ha ha ha so funny. Ha ha ha see me laugh.

Then, an atrocity occured

He put his football bag on the bed
The nice clean bed
His football stuff!
The last time he fell asleep on the nice clean bed in his football gear, there was sand all over it!

NoOOoooOooooo….

I stoned and stared at the bag as if he had just placed a toad on it
Toads are icky like dirt. Plus, they spray you with smelly venom as self-defense
A toad on the bed is like dirt
(Chant with me again:) NooOOoOooo…

He caught my look
Which is not very difficult because i make it very obvious

“Get your football stuff off the bed! There’s probably sand on it, right!”
“No, there’s no sand… i played field football today. So there’s only grass.”

“What?!”

Okay. So grass is supposed to be fine. -_-
Why don’t i just bring in My Little Ponies so they can pretend to be eating the grass.

-_-

Skinny Wrist Blessing

For a good couple of weeks i haven’t had the apartment keycard with me
Cos previous apartment mate dropped it off in the letterbox…
And God knows why, but the letterbox key doesn’t work

-_- So irritating

I watched Smellie fiddle with it. Tak jadi.
So everytime i went home, i’d either
1. Call him to come downstairs
2. Wait around the doors like a robber till someone else comes by and zaps it open to go in

Damn inconvenient

The other day, QueenKanch was coming over
I bought myself fried chicken and she got a milkshake
Say wanna diet but still can drink milkshake and then blame it all on me *because* i mentioned milkshakes -_-

So anyway, i thought of trying to get the key that day (dunno why i never thought of it before) and scurried off, leaving her to stand by the door lest another resident comes along

I try 
I wiggle
I squeeze 

And lo and behold!

I could actually fit my whole hand in!

Bloody brilliant, i was so proud of myself

Got out all the mail *and* the key as well *triumphant*
At one point i was thinking, “Tiu… if suddenly my hand cannot come out then we’re really in trouble…!”

So now i play Postman Pat in the evening

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