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Sometimes when i’m doing my professional procrastinating, i read National Geographic online
Just now i saw this:
I thought they had a typo
What a freakishly long word!
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs
Say what?!
I say it aloud in my head
Not even a third-way through and i’ve stopped
Fuck it
More like i have a phobia of that word then the numbers 666
New Man & New iPod
2 drinks, 1 fairy and an auction fan
Last Saturday night, AzwinAndy gave AdamPoserPan and I a lift to the New Man party
I’ve lost quite a bit of weight all of a sudden without even meaning to
I mean, i *meant* to for Kuching, but i didn’t even start trying yet
0_o
Over the past two weeks, everytime i go out, an average of 4 people will mention that i’ve lost a lot of weight making me squirm slightly uncomfortably cos i feel my arms are too skinny now
Sheesh
Fat, complain
Skinny, complain
Loowee thinks my arms and legs made me look like a malnourished child from Africa
CrazySandra says i still have an, i quote, “healthy abdomen” -_-
*gives middle finger*
My cup size has definitely gone down by one size 
I got distressed looking down at my chest to realise i used to fill out the slutty top ALOT more
“Can you please please just pretend to stare at my chest and tell me that i’ve still got a MASSIVE chest?” i whined to Smellie
Him: OH MY! THEY’RE ABSOLUTELY HUMONGOUS!
Me: Eh… exaggerate also doesn’t work okay… 
So i asked Ahwin to help me out instead
He turned around to peer at my chest but jerked his head back to the road, “I’m going to crash wei!!!”
So he couldn’t help me
On the way, we picked SunshineySteph, then AndrewWestwood up
So the car was pretty full
At one point they were all screaming about football and i just stoned sendiri
>_<
We had to go to Zouk early cos the others had to get their make up and hair done first
Ahwin and i sat at Terrace Bar stuffing our faces with food and beer before the others joined us
Puggy came out! Thought he’ll go into his emo mode at home and not come out to play
Good God. BubblyBel looked so amazing, i said
“Eh your dress is damn nice… omg…. so are your shoes… omg i.. i… hate you…” before sputtering, “Kidding… but shit, can you like, not sit next to me…”
And she’s SO DAMN NICE and layans me seriously till i feel bad
-_-
Chak came outside to check on them (i think)
Making sure his celebs don’t run off and leave him with noone to auction stuff off
I sneakily lifted up the digicam to take a picture of him
He saw me and went –
But too late
Flash flash
I previewed the photo and happily went, “It’s okay! You look skinny in the picture.”
He gave me a TSD face and said, “You always give me such nice compliments -_- “
Me: 
Chak got Domino’s to deliver to Zouk
So diva…
Then he even gets AdamPoserPan to bring it in
(I can imagine Chak going, “Oh my god this girl is SUCH a liar on her blog, lies, all of it! Lies!”)
Sniffs are also to test out the Smellie Factor
Soon i will be able to gnash like KinkyPugKevin 
Oh my lord, i look like such a kid here…
Then we all went in for the event
AzwinAndy, KinkyPug and I got our drinks at the bar
They were fucking kau
We all choked
Ahwin: Walau. Damn kau right…
Me: Yum…
Kevin: *Boing!*… i’m a New Man!
The auction started and we all had auction fans in our paperbags
Auction fans are evil
When SunshineySteph went up to auction off a video iPod, i started bidding cos i told her i’d get her bids running for her
I’d wave my fan wildly going, “500!”
I wanted to get one for so long
And the stupid alcohol made me think it’s a FANTASTIC idea to get one right there and then
-_-
So i started bidding on it with only half an aim to get it
This was the first time i’ve EVER bidded for anything and oh my god it’s so evil i tell you
The more i bidded for it, the more i wanted it
There was someone else on my left bidding of it, i don’t know who
I *think* the last number i heard from him was RM 1,100
Then i asked Kevin, “Eh how much is that going for in the stores anyway?”
“I know it’s a thousand six sing la…”
“Really?!”
Then my fan just shot up, i swear the fan had a life of its own and i said,
“A thousand four.”
I mean.
Who in their fucking right mind bids a few hundred higher then the last quoted amount?
*puts up hand slowly*
Me.
Idiot me.
At that time i was thinking
Oh my god if it’s 1600 sg then i’ll just simply go 1400 which i know i won’t get but if i do then yay!
Now when i think of it, i could have just said 1,300
Actually.
Now when i think of it, the girl thought i said 1,300
And i went, “No, 1,400”
*bangs head*
When i realised i had won the bid, i didn’t know whether to be happy or stupid
*looks at sky*
Way to go Chak, feed your guests strong drinks and give everyone an (evil) auction fan
I made Azwin and Kevin take the damn fan away from me after that
Later on, KinkyPug and i clarified some miscommunication
“I’m quite surprised you bid for it, so not you…”
“I know right… 0_o … Anyway okay la, you said it was 1,600 sg wut.”
“… NO! I said ‘i think it’s 1,600′! I didn’t say sing!”
“I heard you say sing!”
“I didn’t! I said 1,600! The ‘sing’ must’ve come from somewhere else…”
My eyes bulged and nose flared.
Well, the cheque goes to TrEES, an environmental conservation fund
But after that thought i remembered reading somewhere that a majority of charity funds doesn’t actually go to its cause anyway
>_<
At first i was afraid to see how much the iPod cost here, in case i feel lagi shitty
But yesterday Smellie and i went to check it out at The Curve
“If i suddenly start screaming and throwing a fit, just hold me down okay…”
“…”
Unintentional Laundry
Supposed to stay at home and do work >_<
Told everyone who asked me to go to Laundry that i’m too busy with work
In the end someone managed to drag me there
So i wore a cap
Cos i was in hiding
“Come back at 1 am right? Promise?”
“Yea huh, i also got work tomorrow, we’ll leave early.”
LIARS
CrazySandra and i ended up singing horribly loud in the car (even though we didn’t know the lyrics) and poor FaiTheMai going, “Oh nooooo” while trying to bury his face in his hands and drive simultaneously.
It’s 3 fucking something am, i have alot of alco in me (but still can type so not so bad) and i have to write now
Fuckers. Die.
RezaSexyGrin on the djembe 
He kept on saying my head is so small 
It’s damn dark but it’s damn crowded
Though half the crowd were watching football
I keep on listening to SheilaOnSeven’s Berhenti Berharap over and over again the past few days
The tune seems to go with my mood
Then suddenly i’d listen to songs KinkyPug sent me like The Gap’s Outstanding and Patti Labelle ft Mariah’s Got To Be Real, get all happy
Then go back and forth 0_o
Why am i not surprised?
Why am i not surprised?
>_<
>_<
heyhey.. didja managed to catch issaac performing? he’s soooooooo gooooooood π and hehheheeheheheh reza is so dammmn honest! with your cap on, your head does look so small ;p buts we’ve seen you in all your glamour glory..so it was pe-ret-ty obvious someone was undercover last nite hahah ;p
heyhey.. didja managed to catch issaac performing? he’s soooooooo gooooooood π and hehheheeheheheh reza is so dammmn honest! with your cap on, your head does look so small ;p buts we’ve seen you in all your glamour glory..so it was pe-ret-ty obvious someone was undercover last nite hahah ;p
I was telling Michi you looked like a little boy last night…
*ducks for cover…
I was telling Michi you looked like a little boy last night…
*ducks for cover…
nightmare!
nightmare!
hell-o!!! i thought you looked cute. man you look cute in just about anything la! and thanks for posing with yer mates fer me!
hell-o!!! i thought you looked cute. man you look cute in just about anything la! and thanks for posing with yer mates fer me!
π
π
You look great just the way you are. Besides, fairies aren’t supposed to be too chesty. Hheheh. Cute cap by the way.
You look great just the way you are. Besides, fairies aren’t supposed to be too chesty. Hheheh. Cute cap by the way.
no wonder crazysandra is on mc la….
no wonder crazysandra is on mc la….
hexa whatTT?? that’s a mouthful!!! π
and btw, you are nowhere close to be flat chested π *not that i’m lesbo or anything* teehee.
you looked like you were about to strangle steph in the pic. hehhehe
hexa whatTT?? that’s a mouthful!!! π
and btw, you are nowhere close to be flat chested π *not that i’m lesbo or anything* teehee.
you looked like you were about to strangle steph in the pic. hehhehe
hey! i enjoy reading your blog. =) am just another ordinary person..just wanna know, where’d you get the brown top from? its really pretty..! =p
hey! i enjoy reading your blog. =) am just another ordinary person..just wanna know, where’d you get the brown top from? its really pretty..! =p
hahahaha. who’s ur friend la. eh one day i’m gonna have a gig and u will have to come aight :p
hahahaha. who’s ur friend la. eh one day i’m gonna have a gig and u will have to come aight :p
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs, Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs.
Talk about muscle failure, snapped tendons and ruined tastebuds if you say that really fast.
I just did it out loud and the people around Starbucks think I have tourette’s. Hahha.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs, Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs.
Talk about muscle failure, snapped tendons and ruined tastebuds if you say that really fast.
I just did it out loud and the people around Starbucks think I have tourette’s. Hahha.
Sorry to be grammer police, but past tense of ‘bid’ is also ‘bid’.
And I think a 30gb iPod goes for rm1499 :p
Sorry to be grammer police, but past tense of ‘bid’ is also ‘bid’.
And I think a 30gb iPod goes for rm1499 :p
skinny complain
fat complain..
its like tat..
how u lose so much of weights?
skinny complain
fat complain..
its like tat..
how u lose so much of weights?
EH. You *still* have your MASSIVE chest!
heehee…
EH. You *still* have your MASSIVE chest!
heehee…
I see Steph Chai and Belinda Chee!
So you got a new iPod to play with now?
I see Steph Chai and Belinda Chee!
So you got a new iPod to play with now?
nightstar: bleargh, that’s why i need big hair to pretend i have a bigger head haha
josh: haha kanch always calls me that -_-
fai: ahahah! Forgot you kept on saying nightmare!
jiji: eh don’t la always like that! nanti i kembang buruk then you know!
sue: 0_o//// er…. shh*
shengmae: from sungai wang π super no brand one
reza: i know…. i always cannot make it >_< keep me posted yeah? π
angelus: oh yea, it is, thanks. and sorry to be spelling police, but i think it’s supposed to be spelt ‘grammar’.
naztee_cutie: funny eating times, work work work
petrinaaa: the other night my friend stared at it and went, “yup. definitely smaller.” :*(
kenny: yeah! new toy! Better lose it man… 0_o
nightstar: bleargh, that’s why i need big hair to pretend i have a bigger head haha
josh: haha kanch always calls me that -_-
fai: ahahah! Forgot you kept on saying nightmare!
jiji: eh don’t la always like that! nanti i kembang buruk then you know!
sue: 0_o//// er…. shh*
shengmae: from sungai wang π super no brand one
reza: i know…. i always cannot make it >_< keep me posted yeah? π
angelus: oh yea, it is, thanks. and sorry to be spelling police, but i think it’s supposed to be spelt ‘grammar’.
naztee_cutie: funny eating times, work work work
petrinaaa: the other night my friend stared at it and went, “yup. definitely smaller.” :*(
kenny: yeah! new toy! Better lose it man… 0_o